#(yeah its lance..

[maxcuntstappen]

F1 via The Interwebs™️ (x)

#f1i #yeah im no longer dividing them into tumblr psots or tweets #all of the brainrot in one series #im not counting them anymore either #look how lazy im getting lol #but i promise the content will be better than ever cause its the worst of the worst thru the interwebs #also interwebs is different than the internet #u know wha i mean?? #pls tell me u know what i mean #lestappen #galex #sebchal #brocedes #strollonso #sebastian vettel #charles leclerc #max verstappen #lance stroll #fernando alonso #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #alex albon #george russell #f1 memes #f1 incorrect quotes #f1 x tweets #f1 x text posts

[coolnonsenseworld]

Commission was done for @ luchsmaedchen, for the "Trouble's Making Everything All Right" series by Mytay on AO3!

It was such a pleasure to work on this!! 😭💞 also Yui almost spoiled the entire thing for me, I swear. I haven't caught up reading, but I hope it matches the fic's vibe for everyone who did!

Commissions are still open! linktr.ee/mezzy

#klance #voltron legendary defender #lance mcclain #keith kogane #klance fanart #copy pasting captions? #hell yeah but also somehow it seems embarassing #like obviously its hard to come up with something new on the same post but still #im fucking cansada btw my eyes are dried and my brain is doing like 20 things at the same time #but here we are again #i hope you enjoy!

[nikogane]

paladins of voltron! in my artstyle

individual versions—

#my arr #art #my art #voltron #voltron legendary defender #vld #paladin #keith kogane #lance mcclain #hunk garrett #takashi shirogane #pidge holt #hahah #the way you can tell who i draw more #(yeah its lance..

[b4kuch1n]

toy doctor redux

plushy based on this guy

#pokemon #swsh #champion leon #ask to tag #a wizard leon!! I think this is still the only one that's not directly called a wizard #gods. I put so much into this one. and for what #yeah design wise this is mostly tightening up the palette compared to the prev version and dividing the theming more evenly #between the toy half and the doctor half #this kicked my ass so hard lmao. and Im not even super happy with it as it is #I feel like I couldve organized the 'pushing daisy' idea more elegantly. following the og design's cue on this mightve been a mistake #but well. the lance has been thrown it lands how it lands #having a wizard leon design that's specifically restorative so to say is really nice... the ability to fix.... #okay. holy shit I need to lay down #just figured out the coffee candy Ive been snackin on may contain caffeine #so uh. I need to let off That pedal. mm #in time. I will find another candy. so long my love... #have a good night lad! sew a little heart inside it and send it on its way now

[nothatsmi]

So. Time has passed, I finished Voltron, went insane to the point of nearly stabbing a stranger with a ChupaChups lollipop and now I'm normal enough to draw them again :')

#voltron #klance #vld #keith kogane #lance mcclain #my head is full of headcanons #hippo #shark #right after that they would probably blush a lot #look away #change subjet to something either really important or totally dumb no in between #never talk about it ever #yknow its just another one of their MANY bonding moments #...yeah

[skitskatdacat63]

"The Boy With The Thorn in His Side"(x) - The Smiths × 2023 Strollonso moments + pundits' reactions

#baby's first web weave please be kind #frankly i could make a giant masterpost on my opinions on which Smiths songs fit which drivers/ships #i like their music a very healthy amount and I don't spend countless hours daydreaming to it...no.... #but this particular song has been haunting me bcs i think it fits them super well!! #with their relationship dynamics and then the way everyone doubts their relationship #though its been hilarious watching the f1tv commentators kind of resign themselves to 'ah well ig this is what AMR/Fernando is like now' #went from being confused and shocked at their on track comradery to just accepting it for what it is #now theyre like 'ah yes lance dutifully lets fernando pass' compared to the previous ouright disbelief and denial #yeah thats right...theyre in love...what are you gonna do about it... #i think one day itd be fun to make a vid comp of all the times the commentators were ?????? at strollonso's lovey doveyness it is fun TO ME #it was really funny to look through shitty articles for negative comments #but the funniest part is that istg all of the articles just quote this one singular man who is hellbent on being a hater #i am in your walls peter windsor. #i think its silly when they bring in 'f1 experts' for their opinions ona drivers motivations and mindset #they act like such armchair psychologists like bruh your degree is probably engineering or journalism calm down!! #hehehe anyways happy with this!! i wrote it out on paper like a whole ass essay draft to brainstorm what to put #and then i scrolled thru the draft while listening to the song and im just EEEEEEE IT FITSSSSSSS #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #we do a little bit of f1 #lance stroll #fernando alonso #fa14 #ls18 #1418 #1814 #strollonso #alonstroll #normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion

[leenfiend]

Ok new short fic concept that im putting here so i dont forget: lance finds out keith is gay and is like wtf kind of guy is even ur type and keith describes someone who is literally lance and the whole team stares at him and is like “so….lance.” And keith is like “no? That’s nothing like lance?” And everyone nods and hmms and then we go through the journey of keith realizing oh my god. That is lance.

#he gets angrier and angrier with every revelation #maybe it would be the team pointing it out to him every time something happened actually #like keith says he likes goofy guys and the next time lance is being a dumbass everyone looks at him and points #klance #vld #Colleen thoughts #kronk voice oh yeah its all coming together

[cillyscribbles]

"you think when [the pendragons are] really drunk they try to figure out a way to kiss all at the same time without breaking noses?" -@wedontappreciatebonesinthishouse, beaming heretical yet genius thoughts directly into my brain

#my answer is: their marriage demands patience and alternation <3 #my answer also is: yeah #the mechanisms #high noon over camelot #lancelot hnoc #arthur hnoc #guinevere hnoc #the mechs #dont look at lance's shoulder in panel two its not there ignroe it <333333

[weaponizedducks]

zutara is my very favourite dynamic because they're just judgy bitch besties together. stupid shenanigans duo. impulsive yelling duo. sokka is like 90 percent of their impulse control so when he's gone they go haywire. this is even canon sokka leaves them alone for one minute and suddenly they're off to kill a guy. good for them. let them be crazy besties together, striking fear into the hearts of sexist twats

#atla #avatar the last airbender #platonic zutara #if you want to see them as romantic sure ig but to me they're besties #i see them like i see lance and allura #or keith and allura to be more accurate #zutara #ig #platonic #in the future sokka and katara are Water Tribe Ambassadors and/or sokka's married to the fire lord and he #leaves to go on some sort of trip and he's like don't fucking do anything stupid you stupid bitches #and the second he leaves they look at eachother and katara's like #wanna go kill a bitch #and zuko's like yeah i'm so fucking down my dude #sokka comes back and finds them covered in bruises lying on the floor drunk out of their minds #he's like for fucks sake guys every time #the way i see it zuko and katara are Impulsive Idiots #suki is an Idiot Enabler- she thinks its funny #toph is at this point one of the Idiots but she has a little more common sense than kat and zuko together #aang is an enabler but he's like #guyys maybe we shouldn't b;;;e doijhg thus;;; maybe////???? #and gives up and joins in #sokka is both an Idiot Protector and an Idiot Fighte #he is so so tired

[cheemken]

Diantha: so this is the guy I like, thoughts?

Her friends: and prayers, girl what the fuck—

#pokemon #champion diantha #top champion geeta #champion geeta #professor sycamore #augustine sycamore #elite four siebold #elite four malva #they all just bully lance fr hahaha #except malva tho. like geeta and malva are at two ends of a spectrum when it comes to the ones who likes dia #since geeta would choose cynthia to spite lance #and malva would choose lance to spite cynthia #so like. yeah hahaha #anyways yes i added that panel from the manga #its for the dramatic effect✨ #also lets be real game verse lance would do that too #silkwingshipping #art tag

[boinurmom13]

coughs

wow no way drawing my farmer after 84749583 years of inactivity…

hi guys.

okay. bo revamp.

You ever wanna see a farmer with mommy issues?? And a strong distrust of adventurers??? No?? too bad

heres bo

An ex-con, an ex-xman, and ex-adventurer!!! (minus the ex-con and ex-xman).

Bo had gone to a boarding school for kids with traits like he has, aka kids that have magic abilities, or come from a long line of adventurers and are going to work in the same profession. Despite the fact that he has the ability to cast magic, and use magic, he was not raised as such. Bo wasn’t raised to be a witch, wizard, spellcaster, whatever you wanna call it

no.

he was raised around the sword and shield, the good ol’ classic hardwork of pigsticking a slime with a sharp ass metal. yeah. that one.

There’s a reason for this, obviously. i mean. its not just cruel acts by the head of the school, no. No, Bo’s magic is. finicky. It’s not as easy as elemental magic, such as dealing with fire or water. It’s not as easy as generic, or written spells, or potion work, or the whole shebang.

His magic, if left untrained or unattended, is capable of fucking with his own mana levels, and others’. as well as, if strong enough potentially kill a bitch,..

call it whatever you want, vampiric, yin and yang, the reaper’s touch, soul sucking, what EVER, it doesnt matter its all the same.

“well…, dave!! you just said bo wasnt raised to control his *snort* magic..!! so. uhm. how is he working on a farm if, *snort* hehe, he could potentially kill all of his crops *gurgle burp*” well. you disgusting. disgusting. icky. thing,

thats the irony. bo cannot control it properly, but it is under maintenance using an old relic the school had, conveniently, on hand (i lief they went searching for it)

so, no, he cant kill a guy, but he can make them exceptionally tired if bo’s running low and needs some gogo juice. he can, however, kill plants. which makes formwork exceptionally hard for him, and is why he sticks to more animal work than using plants.

anyways.

that story with amelia is the same. bo’s cousin, died in battle over in galdora, affected him deeply, he left midway through his training over in gotoro, went TOTALLY off the radar.

came back to the farm per rodney’s (amelias husband) request, was handed a bunch of amelia’s old stuff, and the deed to the farm should he want it.

amongst amelia items was a small vial that was broken by another witch in the country bo had moved to, and released two disgustingly slimy salamander things. (this is a change, cuz it used to be two human-looking demons)

you like familiars with witches? grear cuz bo has two.

its explained to bo that these “salamanders” are actually demons that go WAY back in the family bloodline, back to when the barabell family first got in touch with a higher being that could grant them magical abilities. these demons were the trade off.

both safairry (previously cain) and rarify (previously jack) make it their job to nitpick everything bo does and also try to convince him to preform a ritual to get them out of their salamander state and back into the demons they once were.

love that

anyways, you might ask “well now u have all this worldbuilding, but what about the other villagers?? huh?? and other people thingies, how does bo interact with them??”

bo keeps to himself a lot. he rarely goes into town beyond the essentials, so he’s not friends with a lot of people. however, he does get visits from sam occasionally, as well as sebastian, since they used to be friends from when bo, during points in which the boarding school went on long breaks and he needed a place to stay, would stay on the farm with rodney and amelia.

abby tags along too.

despite bos dislike of the adventuring field, he does have to go up into the mines and interact with people like magnus and marlon to actually get somewhere. after bo had (somehow??) found his way onto ginger island and (FOR SOME REASON???) got to the top of the volcano, he got himself tied into galdora

this, of course, was because lance had stopped by after their inital meeting, they chatted, and lance may or may not have let it slip that one of amelia’s (a good, but old friend of camilla’s) family members is in town.

and staying, from what it looks like.

also with romance shit or whatever, bo has to cope with the fact that he cannot genuinely care about his future boyfriends or his current friends. that. that was some self discovery on my bit, and now is getting forced into my farmer. i made his schooling time absolute hell, so ill make his love life hell too. fuck you bo.

#its not too different from the original #yeah him and lance still get together #after a long slow burn and bo eventually realizing that hes bound to come back to monster hunting #woo farmer #also fyi bo is fully capable of being respectful to strangers #or even people he knows #hes not quick to loud and aggressive anger #in fact he’s more quiet when angry and he treats everyone around him particularly well #hes just quiet and has a resting bitch face #ALSO HE HAS A SLIGHT ACCENT #like if someone didnt know what scottish sounded like #he also slurs his words a lot #ok thats it #sdv #stardew valley #sve #stardew valley expanded #art #sdv farmer

[v0idwraith]

james lance has officially joined the ranks of straight men i trust to portray queer characters

#for anyone curious the others are: #david tennant #michael sheen #taika waititi #rhys darby #and ethan hawke #honorable mentions to #robert sean leonard #ncuti gatwa #billy harris #robert sheehan #and pedro pascal #they’re only in ‘honorable mention’ because i either a) haven’t seen a lot of their stuff #b) havent heard them talk about lgbtq+ related things in interviews #or c) they haven’t explicitly said they’re straight (good for them they dont owe anyone shit) #but yeah this post is specifically about one of the newer james lance interviews where he talked about the research he did to play trent #also i know the ‘should straight actors play queer characters’ thing is a hot topic #imo it’s better if queer actors get queer roles but as long as the actor is knowledgeable i think its fine #i think it matters much more for trans characters tho #jesus these tags are longer than the post #ted lasso #trent crimm #james lance

[promsielhk]

Klance Alien Stage au where Lance is Till and Keith is Ivan in Round 6, but imagine if it was Lance who sang Black Sorrow instead, while Keith sang Unknown (Till The End)

I’ve been thinking about it and it makes sense for their characters to sing those respective songs since Keith has always been the rebellious one while Lance is the type to sing his feelings out and we live for the Lance angst

Imagine they got caught and are now forced to sing in this alien karaoke competition where they have to sing to live. Imagine Lance singing in the round before Keith’s, expressing his sorrow for being not enough, the 7th wheel, out of place, homesick, all the angst. Lance, who loves to sing, putting all his heart into such a song that resonates with him. Imagine Lance singing so passionately that he won and can’t help but feel guilt as he watches his opponent get terminated right next to him, thinking that his opponent could’ve had loved ones waiting for them to return.

The competition moves on to the next round and now its Keith and he’s singing a completely different song from what was planned like what Till did. Like Lance, Keith also puts his emotions into the song. But Keith dedicated that song to Lance, about developing feelings and the like.

Then round 6 happens :)

#and did Lance get Keith’s memo? yeah probs not #its the gameshow ep all over again but worse #originally was gonna include allura as mizi #lotor as luka ofc #idk who’s gonna be sua or hyuna #but i think its better that they were caught or kidnapped while building rapport with the locals #instead of the whole Promised Neverland-esque setting #alien stage au #vld keith #vld lance #klance #idk where i was going with this #keith cant handle losing his everything again #lance mcclain #lance voltron

[thecomet-and-themeteor]

The more I think about Lance being transgender the funnier it gets. The entirety of Shape of My Heart is a miscommunication. Frankie thinks Lance wouldn't like May because they're an enby and Lance is apologizing because he thinks Frankie was hiding May being non-noblety/royalty because he made it seem like something Frankie should be ashamed of and he wouldn't approve of until he gave him the speech about fighting for Angelique.

#also frankie girly lance did literally nothing to imply that he cares about mays gender #like yeah him only getting girls for you to court might have been close minded but its not like you SAID ANYTHING #we live in a heteronormative society what else would you expect #honestly im a trans girl or nonbinary frankie truther i think him being scared of lance's reaction to may was some internalized shit #the call was coming from inside the house ykwim #lance du bois #lance du bois & juliet #lance dubois #francois dubois #francois du bois #& juliet #&j #and juliet #i hate overtagging these things but it feels like they wont be seen otherwise #why must this fandom be so small #le sigh

[apprentice-s]

did u guys know i put literally all my stuff in one canvas until i have to actually create a new one

#Yes it's all klance #Yes it's 70% keith #what can i say #i have a type #behind one of these is a lance with sunglasses that matches with the Keith in sunglasses #because they're boyfriends and they should be silly together #ive drawn a decent amount of angst but Um its bc bom keith lives sooo rent free kn my brain i cannot believe they followed through w the #'couple gets separated and then reunites under shaky circumstances ' tropw #also yeah that is Keith as reyna from valorant sorry everyone a few friends and i made an esports au and now we're all pathetically attached

[pidges-lost-robot]

The episode where Lance's Lion gets taken except they take Lance too and he has to get out and for some reason the only plan they have is having Keith in Yellows Mouth as they desperately try to catch up with them and they have to do the scene from The Runaway Bride from Doctor Who cause Lance absolutely does not trust Keith will catch him

And later Hunk yells at him cause he's known Lance a while and there's no way with the trust issues he displayed at the very beginning that he wouldn't have kept his beady eyes trained on Lance so it ended up with Lance having to track Rolo instead and they have to switch up their plan

#its the stupidest and most derivative rewrite episode i wanna do but i so want for this to a little bit #be the very beginning of Lances bi arc #where Hunk is like no nope i domt trust these people and ik how easily youre distracted by pretty girls #and demands he keep an eye on everyone #so rolo tries to tell pidge he and the robot need to collect some supplies and thinking he has this handled takes the bait #and offers to go in pidges stead #then rolo begins to flirt with him and lamce gets dazed 1. by being flirted with and 2. cause hes lowkey into being flirted with by this guy #and rolo takes the opportunity to get him and the lion who hed taken with him as back up #and then the runaway bride scene happens cause it gives lance and keith the opportunity to restablish trust #after they bonded and then Lance joked it never happened #the chance to show their rivalry is well and truly behind them and that they trust each other #and also allows hunk to be like lance what the hell i put you in charge of the not the girl how the hell.did you get caught unaware #and lance is like... i guess i got distracted csuse i totally thougjt i could handle in a fight... thats it... yeah #and that explanation flies with mostly everyone except shiro an elder gay and keith whos like... yeah i got distracted by that guy too #but idk why you wouldve unless.... #voltron #vld #voltron: legendary defender #lance mcclain #lance vld #the klance in the tags is mostly platonic its like at the stage where its not being hinted at... yet