#(((love expert)))

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I'm no love expert but I'm pretty sure the person making you cry every night isn't your soulmate.

#quotes #wise words #thoughtful #facts #soulmate #cry #love expert #know your worth #let them go #you deserve better #dumblr

[little--leaves]

Hello, expert of love, I need your help! I'm someone who falls fast and I don't know what to do with myself because it's usually someone who lives so far away and I know.. God don't I know that it won't work, but I can't help myself. What do I do?

honestly this is such a huge topic in the wlw community and I could talk about this for hours but I think it boils down to a couple things: You have to unlearn the idea that you have to settle for the first girl you meet just because statistically there are less wlw out there than straight people. You deserve someone who will 100% be your person, to be a "perfect match" and doesn't live thousands of kilometres away.

love bombing is such a prominent thing in the lesbian community and it can feel so amazing at first but you don't see all the things that might be a deal breaker in your future/potential relationship with rose tinted glasses on.

take it slow. remind yourself that just because you might have lost alot of year being in the closet and not having "a lot of options" (ew I'm sorry), you don't have to settle for the next best person. get to know them, let yourself enjoy the getting to know stage and, most importantly

separat romantic feelings from expectations. feelings don't have to equal relationship, they don't need to have an end goal. having feelings for someone with whom something wouldn't work out isn't a bad thing. you can just live with them, just don't place expectations on the other people that they don't want or can not fulfil.

#gonna start a Giving Shitty Advice self help group on here lol #shitty advice #shitty advice group #come join us #ask #anon #Also #love expert #??? #lmaooooo

[astro-sanjay]

Best Astrologer for Match Making in Jamnagar 

Are you one of those persons looking for a site to help you find the love of your life? Now, don't search anymore because Astro Sanjay Guru has arrived at your service and will help to realise your dreams. As a matter of fact, astrology in Jamnagar is the top astrologer that you can rely on whenever you are looking for a matchmaker.

Match making, however, is the term that you are questioning.Well, it's simple. Expertly organising the whole procedure, the matchmaking is the task of finding the most suitable partner for marriage. It is such an amazing feeling like completing the jigsaw, to have someone who completes you in every way.

The main character of the field, an astronomer named Sanjay Guru, is a master in match making. Through years of training and a rich knowledge base in astrology, he has been instrumental in helping many people discover their ideal partners and enjoy lifelong bliss.

He wonders, how does he get it done? By means of Astro Sanjay Guru, who is analysing your natal chart and the main positions of the planets, it is determined whether you and your potential mate as a love match is compatible. He focuses on character traits, family history, and career choice to achieve peace between two individuals.

Be it a loved or arranged marriage, Guru Sanjay is the man who can see you through the difficult times by helping you find an ideal partner. He takes the time to listen to what you want and need with patience and compassion and only when you are exactly sure that the person you have found is the one who is truly meant for you, the magic starts.

Henceforth, if you have been getting tired of swiping left and right on the dating apps or going on numerous blind dates without success, it's high time to access the best astrologer for match making in Jamnagar – Astro Sanjay Guru. Are you ready to take the first step towards a love and joy led life that he will show you how to do it?

#jamnagar #best astrologer #love expert #match making

[podcastwizard]

there is nothing, and i mean Nothing, a kid loves more than being asked "what do you know about dragons." if you're stuck with a kid between the ages of four and nine ask them about dragons and you will have them going for at least an hour. nod sagely as they tell you that red dragons breathe fire and blue dragons breathe ice. take notes. depending on the kid you could replace this with fairies, mermaids, etc. but dragons is usually a safe bet.

#childcare advice with podcastwizard #love little dragon experts #my favorite thing i can ask a kid is Tell Me Everything #they love that

[astrologersaiganeshji]

Astrology can provide assistance in the difficult endeavor of winning your love back. Astrology can provide insight into your relationship life and point you in the direction of reconciliation. An astrologer can determine the root causes of your relationship problems by examining the horoscopes of you and your spouse to help you attract good vibes and enhance your love life. Astrologer Sai Ganesh can help you. He is an expert of get ex back in Bronx. His astrological remedies will help you to get your lover back. To schedule an appointment, call or whatsapp, call today at 929-485-9011.

#love expert #astrology

[inkedberries]

don't look at me i dont know what happened

this is DEFINITELY inspired from that one world's finest issue with clark posing as bruce's bodyguard so they can catch some kidnappers or whatever dfkgjlsd

these set of scans in particular

ref pic for brucie's pose in the first image

#listen LISTEN i feel it in my bones that bruce is an EXPERT at deflecting and diffusing awkward situations bc of #how often he attends parties and interacting with socialites and rich ppl #and that would mean that when he's batman and he's stuck in an awkward situation (not of his own making mind you) he just #he just CHOOSES to let it happen LMAOOO #that is funny to me #also i love the idea of bruce teasing and joking around with supes only when it's just the two of them #and when kal shares anecdotes to the other league members of batman's little jokes and stuff they just stare at him #world's finest #dc #clark kent #bruce wayne #superbat #my art #fanart

[linusbenjamin]

I am Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.

#marveledit #tvedit #scifiedit #lokiedit #loki #loki laufeyson #the avengers #tony stark #thor #odin #mobius m mobius #userlaurianne #userelysia #tuserpolly #userdiana #nikolatexla #i love how mobius is a loki expert but he got our loki so wrong #dkhlflskdhfsdlk screaming crying jumping off a cliff stabbing killing

[royalarchivist]

Aimsey: [While watching a Hideduo compilation, and seeing Fit message Pac "It's going to be ok"] Aww... That's fcked! Wait, what is it? "Sau–" wait, hold on. How do you say that? "Saudades?"

[He plays a clip of someone pronouncing Saudades and repeats the word several times to copy the pronunciation]

Aimsey: Ohhh, nostalgia! [Reading the definition] "Saudades is a word in Portuguese that claims no direct translation in English. However, a close translation in English would be "desiderium," defined as an ardent desire or longing, especially a feeling of loss or grief for something lost."

Aimsey: It's like "Hiraeth," yeah! It's like the Welsh word! Guys, I can teach you something! Wait- wait- wait– Chat I can teach you something!!! So, in Wales, in Welsh, we have a similar word! We have a similar word, ok? Um... [She plays an audio clip of someone pronouncing "Hiraeth"] Ok, ok, hold on, hold on. We have a similar word, yeah. So, in Welsh, there is the term "Hiraeth," which is a home– ok, I'm gonna explain: "Hiraeth" is a homesickness– lemme, lemme say it in chat... [They type out the word and verbally spell it out letter by letter] I'm gonna spam it.

Aimsey: SO! In Welsh, we have a very similar word, and the- like, the description for it is basically a deep longing for something, especially someone's home. And it's like a homesickness. [Pauses] And there are no direct English translation, but it basically mean like, a homesickness tinged with grief and sadness over the lost or departed. [Reading chat] Yes, you're all saying it right! Yeah, you're all saying it right! You're all saying it right!

Aimsey learns what "saudades" means, and teaches chat a similar word in Welsh. One of my favorite things about QSMP is seeing people learning about other cultures and seeing them get SO EXCITED when they get an opportunity to share their own culture or language with others :')💕

#AimseyTV #QSMP #Aimsey #December 17 2023 #this is ~ 39 minutes into the VOD #Which is on their VOD YouTube channel and is titled “I Became A QSMP Purgatory Expert! (REACTION)” #Anyways. I love seeing people getting excited about their culture and learning about other people's cultures #but also it kills me that this was prompted by a frickin hideduo compilation video LMAO #Classic QSMP moment

[ventique18]

🐉: "People used to make gargoyles with human features as well. Also referred to as Chimeras, these human-like gargoyles are famously known for being a hybrid creature with human faces or parts. Many common gargoyles are also called as such because they combine several different features from different animals such as its face, tail, wings, and body type."

🐉: "... But this is not your area of interest, so I likely must be boring you, no? Apologies. Let me instead think of something related to things you enjoy."

🌸: "No,

#honestly i don't care for gargoyles or architecture in general but if it's malleus i would willingly become an expert from osmosis #my s/o's special interest is in electronics and I don't really care much about those but I love asking him questions #and playing youtube videos on the tv related to his interests #because i love seeing him perk up #it's lovely #it'll definitely be the same with malleus and a yuu who cares about him dearlg #twisted wonderland #ventique rambles #malleus draconia #malleus x reader

[cjrights]

PLS YES HC RECS

hi these are my recommendations because i am obsessed with a blonde basketball player.

i'm going to give account recs because honestly anything any of these very talented people have written is just yeah

in no particular order:

@iminlovewithpaigebueckers (she has a whole hc master list for paige so you’ll be fed!! and fics are mwah she gets paige)

@pb524830 (do i even need to say more. i think not. her fics 🤤🤤🤤)

@lowgothree (yall know i was fangirling over her yesterday so!! she has a couple hc for paige and other things)

@cambrinkismybae (no hc but cutest fics!! such a sweet girl)

@issatalk (HER STUFF HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD go read now)

@sommerbueckers (new part of mbbf just came out and im in love so yall go support her)

@makethemhoesmad (yeah i feel like I don’t need to elaborate on this one either she has so much fireness on her page)

@kayschateau (she’s actually the first blog i found on here for wbb so special place in my heart. cutest fluff EVA)

(edit) @latenighttalkinqwp (she has hc and im needing more soon. you hear me jazzie ??)

definitely not all of the paige writers on here but some of my favs 😊😊

#I love my anons #mutuals 🩷 #FAVORITES #paige bueckers #uconn wbb #my recommendations #cj is a tumblr expert ive been on every side #paige bueckers fic #paige bueckers hc

[xoxoemynn]

For OFMD Tumblr friends who want a S3 and are scared of Twitter

First, no judgment from me. I very much get it. I resisted Twitter for a long time, and even though I'm now a bit more comfortable on it, it's still not my Fandom Home. There are a TON of valid reasons not to be on Twitter, but if you REALLY want to keep OFMD visible right now and help its chances of returning for a third season, Twitter is the best place to do it. Like it or not, Twitter is still the best social media platform for raising awareness and for instant news updates.

Tumblr posts don't make headlines. Topics that have been trending on Twitter do. And if we want this show to come back, we need to make OFMD impossible to ignore.

By now you've probably seen just how close we came to a S3, and if you're like me, you are RAGING and donning your battle jacket. But I get it can be intimidating to get on Twitter for the first time, so I thought I'd address some common anxieties I see. I'll put below a cut because this got a bit long, but I promise it's a quick read.

I don't know what to say! Where do I even start? That's okay! You don't have to create your own tweets (although it's great if you do). Amplifying other people's posts is also important. Go ahead and like/retweet/reply to other people's posts. This may also help you get an idea of what you may like to say in your own tweets.

Hashtags...yes? Yes! Although don't use too many or you may get flagged as a bot. The biggest one that seems to be emerging is #SaveOFMD. Other popular ones are #RenewAsACrew, #RenewOurFlagMeansDeath, and of course, #OFMD and #OurFlagMeansDeath.

Should I just be tagging all the streaming services? Per @renewasacrew, no. It's counterproductive. You'll want to tag one streamer at a time and be specific. Below is an example of a tweet I made the other day -- use specific reasons why that that particular streamer may benefit from picking up OFMD.

I'm scared. People are mean. Yeah, people are mean. But I will say the vibes over at OFMD Twitter are currently the best I've ever seen them. People seem to have united for the greater good and are being overwhelmingly positive and just trying to do whatever we can to save the show. (That said, again, I already had a pretty curated feed, and was very liberal with blocking users/terms I didn't want to see, but I've been able to spend so much more time in the For You tab than I ever have without being jump scared by something.)

But I don't know anyone there! Wouldn't I just be shouting into the void? Not if you use the hashtags! Fans are being really good about following those and engaging with the tweets. Plus, [Stede voice], I'm your friend. I'm xoxoemynn over there as well, I'll follow you back and engage with any of your posts that I see. Plus, what's been REALLY lovely to see is that SO many lurkers have come out of lurkerdom to support the efforts, and they are being welcomed with open arms, so you will not be alone. Again, I am telling you, vibes? Best I've ever seen them.

I can't get sucked into another social media platform, I don't have the time. The beauty here is you don't need to spend a lot of time. I've been on Twitter more in the past week than I have in the entire year I've had an account, and I'm still only on for maybe an hour total the entire day? I open the app, I check a couple accounts, I engage with a handful of posts, and I close the app. It takes all of five minutes. It's an extremely small lift that can have a very big impact.

My bet is on Zaslav expecting us to be upset, and that there may be a day or two of outrage, but then we'd move on. I'm sure right now he's trying to convince everyone that this is a fluke, and that it'll blow over soon. Don't let him win. Keep OFMD in the news. Be loud (but polite) and make Max and other streamers take note of what a passionate, loyal fan base this show has. Make their stocks continue to drop. Make it clear this is NOT just a fluke, it is NOT business as usual. It's a BIG fuck up with lasting consequences.

Twitter, for all its sins, is the best place to do this.

Now let's get our damned show back.

#ofmd #our flag means death #renew as a crew #truly BELIEVE ME I get wanting to stay away!! #and if after we get picked up again you want to delete your account please go ahead and do that! #but this is a really easy and tangible way to show Max/other streamers #just how beloved the show is and how it would benefit them to save it #I love tumblr but it's not going to give us the kind of impact we want #it's for fans - not for external folks/key decision makers #ANYWAY I am by NO MEANS a twitter expert but I'm getting better #and I've seen some people be nervous about getting on the platform so I thought I'd try to help <3

[ziptie-bouquet]

Capillaries. Myelin sheathing. Microglia.

I love how the game seems to take inspiration from those simplified cell drawings with bright colors and exaggerated shapes.

I love how the devs seem to have used microscopic images as a reference to make their alien world feel more alien.

I love the way the myelin sheathing is on the cables because it makes electric signals travel at a faster speed in real life... Those designs work and don't feel limited by what they took inspiration from.

#rain world #five pebbles #i love my little man and his incurable disease #no but seriously rain world has been living rent free in my mind for years #im not a biology expert im a humble uni student #but its fascinating and beautiful and wonderful #incredible art and i love purposed organisms and just everything the game does feels so beautiful and wonderful #rw

[napping-sapphic]

I want gf for completely selfless reasons and NOT just because i want to use her as a weighted blanket i swear

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #this is a lie #pspspsps cmere blanket girlies pls crush me while we nap #also want a gf so i can be obsessively in love with her and give her the world but like whatever #im pretty sure girls are more seduced by the blanket thing #trust me im an expert #im gay and i like sleeping

[juniemunie]

Wait, for real!?!?!?!👀

Yep yep! Ink has two dads, and one of them is Zephyr!Gaster or Aster. He's super adorable, you should check out his FAQ!

Ink and his other dad (Undertop!Gaster) teaches him about the Multiverse and on the other hand Aster teaches Ink to enjoy things (machinery, blueprints, astrophysics) that don't rely on his inky creation powers!

Ink does some other non paint stuff too, he plays the flute for one and iirc, he is trying sewing, which is why I made my variant of him get into embroidery

( > 〰 < )♡

#im too tired to draw anything on that paper and im no blueprint expert so. feel free to imagine whatever they are building and talking about #maybe hes letting ink try and make his own machine! and giving him a blank paper to start #i love seeing lineless but making one is an oof #i love em either way tho #junie art post #ink sans #inktale sans #zephyrtale #zt!gaster #IVE FINALLY DRAWN ONE OF THE DADS YIPEE #utmv

[inkedberries]

it was such a bad idea to watch star trek the original series on a whim because man i am in it

#call me captain kirk the way i love the enterprise and all her crew #also most especially my first officer #start trek #star trek tos #my art #lt masters dilithium crystals expert save me

[wasabi-gumdrop]

dunmeshi modern labru au where Kabru wants to try fromsoft games to understand why they’re so popular.

he gives elden ring a shot and surprise he gets fucking rolled. can’t get past tree sentinel, tries to fight Margit at level 15, put all his stats in intelligence and not enough dex, hasn’t even found a proper staff, picked warrior as his starting class.

he’s ready to uninstall but he paid full price for this game, he’s at least gonna defeat one boss goddammit. so he tries summoning players for aid and just his luck, he summons cooperator WolfChimeraWyvern.

and this cooperator is SO GOOD, he solos Margit without getting hit, and Kabru is just. in awe. so he adds him as a friend.

and that’s how he meets Laios, expert on all things fromsoft (has literally read every item description, knows the most obscure lore by heart, don’t ask him how many hours he’s played, he has all the platinums)

#drops to my knees from cringe #i’m … so Laois in this au #i have the elden ring and bloodborne platinum ): #the only reason i don’t have the platinum for the other games is that i am an adult with a job and i simply do not have time #but consider that Kabru would be too busy at the club #he’d be so bad at these games #he wouldn’t like that he’s bad at something tho so he’d try and try and keep failing lol #and Laios fromsoft boss expert has absolutely no trouble reading the gameplay #he helps other players by soloing Malenia for fun #welcome to my insane mind palace #wasabi rambles #labru #laios touden #kabru of utaya #the funny thing about all of this is that i told a friend a few months ago ‘idk i’m just not that into fantasy’ #🤡 #one thing about me #i will lie about gameplay hours 😭 #elden ring #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #omg … Laios you would love Blaidd’s armour set