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cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

#this is my fault moving to la #if anyone tells me to just bring food from home and stop eating out i KNOW #i'm BAD ABOUT THAT but i'm TRYING

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THEM!

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i should be able to experience being an older brother in the late 80s helping my younger sibling beat a difficult boss in an NES game just once. also it's the first day of summer and mom is letting us stay up late and i'm a little miffed because i wanted to sneak out with my friends so i'm mostly helping my kid brother just to show off but secretly it's kind of fun just to hang out together. we used to have so much fun when we were younger. the basement smells a little stale but the couch is comfortable and the light is a sort of soft orange color. there are crickets outside. tomorrow we're going to the lake.

#unfortunately i'm an only child and a girl and i was born in the late 90s so

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Just a Keyleth straight out of my comfort zone. Did you happen to know that you can commission me? I'd love it if you commissioned me. Link in my bio.

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definitive ranking of all kinks and fetishes by morality:

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Just seen a bathroom sign that says "Femmes". Unsure if this is woke or not.

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BEVERLIN 4EVERLIN!!!

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little naddpod sketch i did a while ago relistening to ep 70

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guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness

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They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it

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“come, let us march against the powers of heaven, and set black streamers in the firmament to signify the slaughter of the gods” is such a raw line you’d think it’s from Shakespeare, but it’s actually from the slightly earlier Elizabethan dramatist Christopher Marlowe

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where is she brennan. brennan where is she

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The President!

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Do you want a Bardic?

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i'm a sleepy girl. not beating the sleepy girl allegations. sleeping it, girl style. when i'm in a sleepy girl competition and my opponent is me. straight up "sleeping it." and by "it," haha, well. let's justr say. she sleep on my girl until i

#i have been girl rotting for three days straight