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murdersandsweets · 1 year

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Ah, yes. My favorite duo in scream

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murdersandsweets · 1 year

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Happy Birthday to the loml🤭

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#harry potter #tumblr #hogwarts #happy birthday #george weasley #fred gideon weasley #george fabian weasley #fred weasley

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murdersandsweets · 2 years

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Happy birthday Fred and George Weasley.May Fred rest in peace.Sorry for posting this late i was fasting

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murdersandsweets · 2 years

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James and Sirius:I have something to tell you

James:We'll go at the same time 1..2..3!

Marlene walks in

James and Sirius:I'm gay!!

Marlene:.....

Sirius:We can explain

Marlene:No need I knew all along

James:How?

Marlene shrugs and walks away

James and Sirius confused as fuck

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murdersandsweets · 2 years

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HAPPY 62ND BIRTHDAY REMUS LUPIN

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murdersandsweets · 2 years

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At the Hogwarts train station platform 9¾

James Sirius Potter:Mr Malfoy Mr Malfoy look what my dad got me its a ferret!

Draco remembering his worst nightmares

Harry walks to the two of them

Draco:Hahaha real funny

Harry:Yeah I thought so

James,Remus and Sirius laughing their asses off in heaven

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murdersandsweets · 2 years

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I never wanted it to end

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murdersandsweets · 2 years

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Molly:Arthur does Charlie love dragons more than us?

Arthur:No no no of course he loves us dear.

Fred:Oh really then why do we barely ever see him huh?

George:You guys need to stop lying to yourselves.

Bill:I cant believe I'm saying this but the twins are right I bet Ron 20 galleons that he won't come back.

Ron:I suddenly regret that Great I'm gonna lose alot of money!

Arthur slaps his forehead

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murdersandsweets · 2 years

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Lily:Ah this is so nice I finally get some time off.

Remus:I know its great.

Lily:I wonder what the boys are doing

Remus:Probably just playing

*Meanwhile*

James holding Harry over the broom and putting red paint on his forehead and shouting Simba while Sirius films from the ground while Marlene and Dorcas are on their brooms whilst holding cardboard cut outs of the safari and then there's Mary and Pandora on the ground waiting to catch Harry.

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murdersandsweets · 2 years

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I swear Remus and Lily probably got super wasted when they found out they bagged the two richest guys at hogwarts.YOU CAN NOT TELL ME IM WRONG!

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murdersandsweets · 2 years

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Minerva:So that's what happened.

Sirius and James:Yes.

Minerva:Was it entirely necessary to punch him Mr Black?

Sirius:Its not my fault he's dating my brother.

Minerva shocked:Mr Potter has a partner?!

James very offended:Why always the tone of surprise.

Madame Pomfrey: No you can’t visit Mr Black today Potter. He has to rest.

James: But he is my boyfriend, Madame Pomfrey-

Madame Pomfrey: No visits today. Unless you are sick. Good evening, Mr Potter.

James:

James: *runs to Sirius*

James: Sirius, I am dating your little brother.

Sirius: *punches him in the face*YOU WHAT?!

James: *runs to Madame Pomfrey* I am badly injured can I come in?

Madame Pomfrey:

James:

Regulus from the other side of the room: WTF James.

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murdersandsweets · 2 years

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Minerva:So Potter would you like to tell me what happened.

Harry:Well I was running down the halls the Malfoy made fun of me for being late so after class I hexed him

Minerva:...........

Dumbledore coming out of nowhere:100 points to Gryffindor!

Minerva:Albus him hurting a student is not a good thing

Dumbledore leaves

Minerva whispering:Good job Potter you can go now

Harry:.......What the actual heck

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murdersandsweets · 2 years

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Fred:Hey Mum are we adopted!?

Molly:Yes

George:Oh.

Bill:Shes lying no one would take you willingly.

Charlie:Yeah one time I tried to leave to leave you in Romania but Mum noticed.

Fred and George:What The Actual Fuck

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murdersandsweets · 2 years

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*Harry flirting with Ginny*

*Sirius and Remus watching*

Harry:Excuse me.What are you two looking at?

Remus:Youre flirting with a red head genius while you're a glasses wearing idiot

Sirius:Youre more like your father than I thought.

Harry:*very offended*I'm sorry did you just call me stupid?

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murdersandsweets · 2 years

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What probably happened at the hospital

Lily:*In a humongous amount of pain while giving birth*.

Sirius:Look Lils your probably in a lot of pain right now but I might have something to distract you you.

Lily:*While still in pain*Fine but whatever it is do it quickly AGHHHHHHH

*Regulus goes into the room and Push it by Salt n Pepper starts playing*

*Sirius and Regulus start dancing with all of their passion*

Lily:Very much distracted

Remus outside the door recording everything

*A few hours after birth *

Lily:Oh and thank you Sirius and Regulus for the dancing it distracted me alot.

Sirius:Oh it was no-

Regulus:What dancing? There was no dancing.

Marlene:REGULUS ARCTURUS BLACK DANCED.Is there footage please tell me there's footage

Remus:I filmed it.

Marlene:James hold your child I need to see this

James:I have to see it too Lily hold him

Regulus:Oh Merlin

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murdersandsweets · 2 years

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Sirius meeting harry for the first time:.......You want a beer?

Lily:Sirius he's a baby!!

Sirius:I don't know what im supposed to do with him!

James and Remus:dying of laughter

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murdersandsweets · 2 years

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Fleamont:Fuck you my child is completely fine

James almost burning down the gryffindor common room and making Mcgonagall lose all that's left of her sanity as well as making friends with people who have the same amount of stupidity as him.

Fleamont:I stand corrected

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