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😂😂 I love this game so much.

im gonn a lose it

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ive been playing Dragons Dogma 2 for 10 minutes and my arisen is having SUCH a great time!!!! I made a moodboard for him

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Taking anti-depressant pills?? Seeing a therapist??? Journaling???? No need babe, my fav writer just dropped another x reader fic.

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I still don’t like it 😭

What is wrong with these hands? 😭

Featuring comic covers

Do you see anything wrong with this? Let’s look a bit closer.

Donna Troy has 6 fingers.

How about this one?

We have a spiky hand and a hand with a line that makes it look an extra chunk was added on.

(Yes I’m neurodivergent and yes I hyper focus on hands in art to make sure they look good. I literally count the fingers on everything I see because it is really common to get the wrong number of fingers. Thanks, for coming to my Ted Talk.)

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Dick Grayson is not built to settle down. He would be so infuriating, and he doesn’t mean to but everything inevitably is about him. Also he treated Starfire of all people like complete shit. Also he doesn’t understand if you don’t do things HIS way like he definitely did not respect Star or her culture and refused to understand.

Do y’all see what happened to Jason’s last few girlfriends ONE GOT POSSESSED BY HIS EX?? I’m not fucking with that also he just shows up and expects you to drop your life to do shit for him. Also if Jason would date you, you are probably fit to be an Arkham inmate. If I’m completely honest.

For Tim I would be the personality hire I am so down bad. However dude is a serial cheater and he gets grumpy really grumpy. Like all the head canons of him being stalker like, completely false. He is the opposite and would probably forget your anniversary and birthday etc. You would also be put in the worst situations like having spider themed assassins after you. (I HAVE SEVERE ARACHNOPHOBIA)

Steph would be great honestly. She’s kind empathetic and patient. However she still kinda has a thing for Tim sometimes. Which is not so great.

Older Damian might be the most attentive IF he likes/respects you and that really says a lot about the other asshats. If DAMIAN is the best pick out of all the boys. Downside is he would probably be super controlling.

It’s literally so embarrassing to have a crush on a Robin. Imagine being in the DC universe and crushing on the least datable mother fuckers known to man.

I’m not saying they’re not hot or charming or don’t have qualities that make them stupid gorgeous and attractive, but everyone, and I mean everyone, should know by now that dating a Robin is the worst thing that you could possibly do to yourself. By a mile.

Dating Dick Grayson seems like actual hell. I don’t even think I need to elaborate because there are just too many reasons. I say this as a Dick Grayson enjoyer.

Good luck with certified rizzless Jason Todd. Asexual headcanon or no asexual headcanon, if you flirt with him, bro is NOT noticing. Have fun in pining purgatory.

Dating Tim Drake for his personality is already not worth it?? But then there’s the fact that this mfer will STILL cheat lmao (get it together, Cullen)

Stephanie.

Being a young hero and having a crush on Damian Wayne is actually just something you take to the grave. You don’t tell anyone that, Jon.

Don’t come for me—I love all these characters—but anyone in the DCU still crushing on these bastards is getting NO sympathy from me actually

#batman #dick grayson #nightwing #batfam #dc robin #dc comics #bat family #richard grayson #jason todd #red hood

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Yes! Romance is better if the dark part of yourself is loved as well!

We need mean!reader, angry!reader, misunderstood!reader, creepy!reader, gross!reader, toxic!reader, nonforgiving!reader, selfish!reader, narcissistic!reader, dark!reader, FEDUP!reader. That bitch is way too nice, passive, and sensible. ✋🏾😂

#bruce wayne x reader #fanfiction #fanfic #dark romance #dick grayson x reader #x reader #y/n #wattpad

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A lot of people don’t understand that these are actually learned behaviors! You have to be taught them! It’s not your fault if for whatever reason the adult figures inyour life did not teach you in a comprehensive way.

What also makes me so happy that this website exists is that because I’m neurodivergent (and even though I have an above average IQ) I had a lot of trouble with things like tying my shoes and washing my hair. As a matter of fact I was 12 when I learned how to tie my shoes and 14 when I was finally able to distinguish the textures of soapy hair and non soapy hair. I still struggle with some basic tasks but I have learned thanks to reading (fiction and nonfiction) how to do a lot of these things. I would have definitely loved a comprehensive guide to these things growing up.

Ps.

Now thinking about it I had to learn how to swallow pills, how to make eye contact even though it was uncomfortable, and I watched a lot of videos on YouTube that taught me how to communicate in a friendly way.

Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.

That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)

If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:

How to clean dishes by hand

How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)

How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)

How to mop the floor

How to sweep the floor

How to swallow pills

How to make small talk

How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)

It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.

#resources #reblog to save a life #neurodivergent #daily tasks #autism #adhd

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What is wrong with these hands? 😭

Featuring comic covers

Do you see anything wrong with this? Let’s look a bit closer.

Donna Troy has 6 fingers.

How about this one?

We have a spiky hand and a hand with a line that makes it look an extra chunk was added on.

(Yes I’m neurodivergent and yes I hyper focus on hands in art to make sure they look good. I literally count the fingers on everything I see because it is really common to get the wrong number of fingers. Thanks, for coming to my Ted Talk.)

#new teen titans #teen titans #dick grayson #comic books #dc comics #dc #batfamily #batman #donna troy #superman #hands #handsinartsuck

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I made one for chapter 1 the shittiest intro ever 💀

I need someone to appreciate the fanart I drew for my trashy Wattpad story. 💀💀

Anyways here is the link if you want to read and laugh with me.

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Love that Jason isn't actually that important or special in the grand scheme of the dc universe Jason Todd doesn't matter hes never really mattered few people actually know him and fewer sincerely care about him when he died 4 people showed up to his funeral he's basically a nobody just some guy who sometimes causes problems in Gotham and I would not have it any other way

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I’m tired of Y/N being at the mercy of sadistic assholes I need Y/N to be the sadistic asshole.

#fanfic #fanfiction #wattpad #ao3 stuff #vampires #dark romance #reader insert #reader imagine #literally the inspiration for Blood sport

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I need someone to appreciate the fanart I drew for my trashy Wattpad story. 💀💀

Anyways here is the link if you want to read and laugh with me.

#fanfic #wattpad #jason todd #priestjason #dick grayson #vampire dick grayson #dick grayson x reader #jason todd x reader

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Ladies, gentle men, and non binaries I present to you Cyborg’s Grandparents.

#comic books #dc #new teen titans #dc comics #teen titans #cyborg #victor stone #grandmother #grandfather #grandma #grandpa #cute old people #marv wolfman #george perez #silas stone #comics

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The fact that he actually posted this- I what- just, huh?

#comic books #dc comics #batfamily #batman #dc #catwoman #zack snyder #zack snyder’s justice league #nsft post #justice league #selena kyle #bruce wayne #batman x catwoman #catwoman x batman #comics #dc canon

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Voting is closed and Green Lanterns has won the dc Infinite poll.

For those of you that don’t know DC is hosting a round Robin voting contest to see what next great idea is published. It is currently in its semi finals and as much as I love Kyle Rayner I love the Robins more. If you haven’t already I encourage you to vote for our batboys (and Steph!)

The summary of Robins: In the Blüdhaven apartment of Dick Grayson, a group of young people meets for coffee, doughnuts, and kvetching (between long, awkward silences.) The only thing they have in common? All were once Kid Wonders. Sidekicks to Batman. Robins.

Sneak peek:

Voting closes soon!!

#comic books #batfamily #dc comics #batman #dc #dick grayson #nightwing #red hood #damian wayne #stephanie brown #dc round robin #dc infinite #jason todd #spoiler #robins #red robin #robin #batman and robin

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For those of you that don’t know DC is hosting a round Robin voting contest to see what next great idea is published. It is currently in its semi finals and as much as I love Kyle Rayner I love the Robins more. If you haven’t already I encourage you to vote for our batboys (and Steph!)

The summary of Robins: In the Blüdhaven apartment of Dick Grayson, a group of young people meets for coffee, doughnuts, and kvetching (between long, awkward silences.) The only thing they have in common? All were once Kid Wonders. Sidekicks to Batman. Robins.

Sneak peek:

Voting closes soon!!

#comic books #dc comics #batfamily #batman #dc #dick grayson #nightwing #red hood #damian wayne #stephanie brown #tim drake #red robin #dc round robin #batfam #batfamily memes #jason todd #batgirl #bruce wayne #canon batfamily

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So uh I made a meme... and evil alien demon things deserve justice too!

#zack snyder #zack snyder’s justice league #justice league #justice league memes #dc comics #comic books #dc #comic book movies #batman #parademons #dc universe #grim knight