College is kicking my ass, have a batfam:
Jason: (on the stairs) And if I'm lying then may the devil himself strike me down.
*immediately trips and falls down screaming*
Bruce: *un bothered, reading a book* Stop summoning things the mansion is haunted enough.
Duke: Haunted? *eye roll*
Bruce: Half my family is buried in the backyard. Of course this place is haunted.
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I know somebody has to have done this before so apologies if so but I just think I'm so funny
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(original) hello dc fandom
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Batfam's cake orders (Part 3)
(now this is war)
Batfam @ Bruce
Batkids @ Dick
Batbros @ Tim
Damian @ Tim
Jason @ Dick
Dick @ Batkids
Tim @ Jason
Tim and Jason @ Damian
Damian puts out this cake as response
● BONUS: Batkids orders this for Bruce’s exes everytime he breaks up with someone
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Knowing Bruce he's the type of Father that lets his children pick off his plate. After a certain amount of children he's learned to order two of the same plate.
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Batfam as dumb Ticktoks⬇️
Dick
Barbara
Jason
Tim
Cass
Steph
Duke
Damian
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I find it funny to imagine Damian stringing together words in order to make a insult so specific
Villain: *runs away*
Damian: You yellow-bellied snort-ragged two-foot tall ragamuffin charlatan of a worm! Come back here!
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Villain: *catches Damian*
Damian: A slugs-for-brains nincompoop raised by a chipmunk in the depths of hell could tie a knot better that your limp-noodle biscuit looking concoction you call fingers!
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Dick: It's 4 in the morning Dami. Go to sleep
Damian: Tut. I don't recall asking for the opinion of your blunderbuss looking self. I'll listen to the opinion of dogs that sleep under bridges who eating garbage for a living and selling the fleas form their backs to maintain the economy before I listen to you.
Dick: Don't make my call you father.
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Jason: Yo, Dames. Give me five.
Damian: Highfives are rudimentary child's play for adults that cannot leave behind the simple days because they never mental developed enough to take on adulthood. Todd, you should be ashamed of yourself. Read a book.
Jason: Listen here you little--I have a Master Degree. So first of all, I read books. Second of all, I don't want your highfive--I don't need you highfive--Do you know how many people want my highfive? Many.
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Gift Exchange at the Waynes
Damian: Todd, I know how much you like Pride and Prejudice, so I think I found the perfect gift for you. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, get it, because you are a Zombie
Jason, who knows all too well what P&P&Z is, and hates it more than anything in the world:
Dick and Bruce, who have had to listen to Jason rant about this book for literal years:
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