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Echo: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail Fives: No, it's my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the guard *earlier* Fox: Commander Fox speaking Fives: Is your refrigerator running?

#star wars #tcw #the clone wars #clone wars incorrect quotes

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#NOOO #ROBERT!

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just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

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robber: hey give me all ur money

me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money

robber: ok

robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back

me:no im not a dick who robs people

roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would

#robber #roober

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misread that as "estrogen"

would it be possible for a human to get sick or mutate from an overexposure to energon?

If anything, Transformers media suggests the opposite: organic creatures like humans and other Earth lifeforms are completely immune to the “energon radiation” that unstable energon crystals produce. In the first live-action film, Agent Simmons noted that Sam had absorbed at least 14 rads of this radiation without ill effect; in the Beast Wars cartoon, this immunity is why the Maximals and Predacons became beasts to start with after crashing on prehistoric Earth!

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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here have my shitty ramen + it's gonna be may explanation graphic

#ITS GONNA ME MAY

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Nurses deserve better treatment. AND so do patients.

There's not a limit on the amount of goodness in the world. Having one doesn't take the other away.

I still remember the nurses who laughed at me after major spine surgery when I was walking around with my butt out because I didn't know to bring shorts to the hospital and wasn't allowed to double my gowns due to the incision location. I still remember the aid who told me that I smelled after days of being unable to move my limbs or get out of bed while sweating uncontrollably from spinal shock and agonizing pain. I sat and cried after that because I had overcome so much that hospital stay just to be dehumanized. Never did they ask if I wanted something to cover up or assistance bathing. Just laughed at me and joked with each other.

I also remember the nurse who checked on me extra during the night with a hospital stay in the middle of covid because they kicked my mom out and I have trauma about being in the hospital alone. She made extra visits to make sure I was okay just like she promised my mom. I remember the nurse who held my hand and called me honey as my limbs trashed and shook from spinal shock.

Basically being a good nurse and being a bad nurse to patients does stay with a person. It's been years and many other hospital stays since a lot of these instances and I still remember them clearly. I know nurses are burnt out, traumatized, and exhausted. Nurses deserve better treatment. But so do patients.

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alright here we go

this one's for "stupid" mentally disabled people. people who can't do basic math. people who are gullible to no fault of their own. people who can't understand nuance in some situations. people with cognitive issues. intellectually disabled people.

hey, you're doin' just fine. doing a great job, even! don't put yourself down or feel like your worth as a person rests on how smart you are. we'll be ok

#disability

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The Spider and The Baby Widow

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Parings: Natasha Romanoff x teen!reader x Bucky Barnes x eventaul! Peter Parker x reader 

Warnings: None, some bad language and mentions of being a test subject

 Word Count: 1.4k 

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The meeting room was quiet except for the soft rustling of papers. Fury had just called the team out on a mission to a hydra base deep in Europe, where they were holding killer serums hostage, the mission being to get in and grab it, and get out. Bruce would then test on out and figure out what it does,

“Wheels up in 24 hours.” Fury stated before heading out of the meeting room leaving the avengers to talk amongst themselves.

Tony frowned and looked around at his friends and teammates. “So we go in, get the serums and scidattle.” 

“Well, any plan if they have hostages?”  Natasha adds leaning her head into the palm of her hands

“How do we know they do?” Steve added

“It’s Hydra. They could be training the next group of winter soldiers down there for all we know.” Bucky frowned, letting his eyes gaze across the room.

Most of the team nodded knowing he was more than likely right.. 

“Well, I guess we’ll know when we get there.. We don’t know how old they are or how many there are.. So we’ve gotta be careful-” Wanda hummed 

Steve jumped in “We also don’t know the amount of guards that will be there.. So we have to remember that.” 

Natasha pushed her chair back and stood up “We can figure out more factors tomorrow no?” she hummed.

The others nodded in agreement also standing up, shuffling papers and stapling them together as each one headed out and headed to their respective rooms, 

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White. All you could see was the color white, white walls, white chairs and white coats. You gently pulled, trying to lift your arms up but they were stopped by a force of leather, you stared at the leather cuffs for a moment before trying to lift your legs.

 “What.. the hell?” you stared at the leather that held your legs down as well but to no avail. You leaned your head back as you tried to remember how you got here. 

You remember rooting through the trash, looking for something to eat.. Before you were taken by strong men.. Pulling you through a forest like a rag doll. 

You remembered the needles, the pain.. Oh the pain, it was so excruciating, that you shuddered just thinking about it. You were pulled out of your thoughts when the door was slammed open by a man in a uniform with an octopus patch on it. Wait.. you’ve seen that before.. Oh. Hydra. 

“Well, well, well…if it isn’t the kid we’ve been looking for. Y/n.” his voice felt like needles piercing your ears.

“You’ll notice that we’ve injected a few test serums into your bloodstream. These are to help create you to be the strongest version of a Hydra Soldier we’ve ever created.” he smirked and walked closer, taking your chin in his hand and tilted it around a few different directions as if to study you. 

 You pulled your chin out of his grip and growled “Leave me alone.” you tugged violently on the leather straps again. The only thing you could think of was getting yourself free. He just chuckled and watched you with a smug grin 

“Going somewhe..“ his sentence was cut short as alarms sounded through the area. “SHIT” he yelled before running out of the room leaving you behind. You didn’t know what was going on, so you tried to tug yourself free, eventually breaking through the straps noticing the red burns on your wrist from tugging and pulling.

Explosions started sounding off outside and you shuddered quietly, running to the door banging on it as hard as you could. Banging and pounding against the door screaming for your life. “Help! Somebody help! Get me out of here!” tears started to well up in your eyes as you continued banging on the door. 

Finally someone was on the other side and used what sounded like a gunshot to knock the lock off, before slamming the door open, revealing a red headed woman and a brunette male, one you recognized as the black widow, who always appeared on the news and the other as the ex winter soldier.

The Black Widow’s gaze softened when she saw you. “I found a hostage.” The person she was talking to must’ve said something back because  she nodded. You wondered who she was talking to. 

You couldn’t dwell on it too long before another explosion sounded off and you darted out running, the red head hot on your heels, you were sure the brunette was close behind as well. 

She tackled you to the ground and had you pinned there while she studied your face. “I need you to come with me.” she spoke assertively as you wiggled and squirmed underneath her 

“Let me go! Crazy bitch-” She frowned and sighed “Look kid, I’m not crazy but i have to take you back to the quinjet, you are under a very watchful eye. Would you like to be safe or not?” she yelled out causing you to stop moving and grunt.

Silently you shoved her off you with more force than necessary, getting up and brushing yourself off, crossing your arms and looking at the two. The red head got up and looked at you questionably 

“Well are you going to take me to the quinjet or do I have to find it myself?” The brunette rolled his eyes and The black widow chuckled and nodded before starting her way out of the massive building. 

The rest of the who you assumed to be their “team” were seated in their respective spots and Captain America gave you his disappointed look. 

You rolled your eyes and sighed “Hello to you too captain spangled ass.” Natasha sighed and directed you to a seat leaving you to buckle yourself in. 

The quinjet took off and you leaned your head back before choosing to watch the people around you. They mostly looked un hurt except for a few burns on their ‘costumes’. You didn’t know what else to call them. They all looked ridiculous in your opinion. 

Soon, the man in the big red iron suit leaned forward and called out to you “Hey kid wha-” you cut him off “I’m not answering your questions” he whistled lowly and leaned back. “Someone has an attitude” 

You snorted “You’re gonna see an attitude when-” Black Widow quickly cut you off 

“Alright that’s enough. Can you at least tell us your name?” she sighed, crossing her arms as you hummed “You guys first, and i mean your real names.” Captain America sighed and stood up. 

“I don’t think we have to disclose-” You jumped in yet again “You’re right Captain Spangles. You don’t have to disclose anything, but if you wanna get information out of me. I suggest you start talking.” 

A heavy sigh left his lips as you smirked. “So?” 

“I’m Steve Rogers, this is Tony Stark, Natasha Romanoff, Sam Wilson and Bucky Barnes. You’ll meet the rest of the team at the tower.” He offered a tight faced look, as you observed everyone one by one.

Finally you sighed “Thank you Captain Spangles.” You leaned forward placing your elbows on your knees. “Well what about you?” 

“My name is y/n.” you leaned back and bounced your knee, a small gasp being pulled from Black widow, who you now knew as Natasha as she looked to Bucky. 

“My child’s name was Y/n.” 

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a/n: Woo hoo! Chapter one, DONE! Chapter 2 is already made and depending on this posts feedback we’ll see how soon i should post it. I’m so happy to be writing again <3 all criticism is appreciated! 

#platonic!avengersxreader #platonic!natashaxreader #chapter 1 #tonystarkxreader #clintbartonxreader #steverogersxreader #natashaxchildreader #natashaxchild!reader #buckyxdaughter!reader #buckyxchild!reader #xteen!reader #avengersxteen!reader #buckyxteen!reader

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Omg I found one of my old doodles I did a few years ago, and although it's not the best I burst out laughing.

It arose from a text I sent my friend about how Cody would probably let Rex sleep in while Wolffe goes around aggressively waking everyone up, especially Fox. And I then drew this at like 2 in the morning. I still like it.

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Avengers Groupchat 3

Taglist/ Request for Content: Open

Masterlist

Bucky: Has anyone seen (Y/N)? I can’t find them anywhere.

(Y/N): IF ANY OF YOU SAY ANYTHING ILL DROWN YOU IN THE TOILET.

Steve: What’s going on?

(Y/N): We’re playing hide and seek and I’m winning.

Sam: Aren’t you a little old for hide and seek?

Peter: ?? You’re never to old for hide and seek Mr. Sam.

Bucky: Yes we are Sam but they stole something of mine and is hiding with it and Pete you’re still a kid so 🙃

Peter:

Clint: Why did (Y/N) just run past me with an arm??

Bucky: THATS MY ARM! WHERE ARE THEY??

(Y/N): You say and I’ll make your life a living hell.

Clint: Sorry Barnes, last time they made that threat they moved all my furniture slightly to the left and I bumped into it for weeks.

Steve: You mean to tell me the clumsiest avenger is actually managing to stay hidden from the master of hiding himself?

Tony: I’m actually impressed.

Thor: Is Loki also part of this game? I can’t find him anywhere.

Natasha: No. he’s not. He’s also not allowed to leave the complex without an escort.

Loki: Who said I was alone?

Steve: Who are you with??

Wanda: Not me. Vision, Pietro, and I are all playing monopoly.

Bruce: I’m in the lab with Dr. Strange.

Natasha: (Y/N) are you with Loki?

(Y/N): I’m not saying I’m NOT with Loki.

Bucky: YOU LEFT THE TOWER?? IVE BEEN WALKING AROUND HERE FOR 5 HOURS TRYING TO FIND YOU.

(Y/N): The rules didn’t say I couldn’t leave the tower. Did you know you get weird looks when you walk around carrying a metal arm?

Steve: You two stay put we’re coming to find you.

(Y/N): You’ll never find me.

Stephen: They’re hiding in the library in the nonfiction section with Loki.

(Y/N): You just made enemies with the wrong avenger pal.

Stephen: I don’t think there’s anything you could do to hurt me.

(Y/N): is that a challenge Mr. Strange?

Thor:

Tony: PETER STOP TEACHING THOR HOW TO INTERNET!

Stephan: It’s doctor actually and I assume it is.

Bucky: I’m just glad I have my arm back.

*Two weeks later*

Stephen: (Y/N) are you serious?

Tony: Here we go.

(Y/N): I assure you I have no idea what you’re talking about 😊😊

Stephen: YOU BROKE INTO MY HOME, AND PUT A DRAWING OF A DICK IN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY BOOKS?WHEN DID YOU EVEN HAVE TIME TO DO THIS??

(Y/N): I may have had some godly intervention help. Maybe that’ll teach you to stay on my good side, Mr. Strange.

Stephen: Fine. Lesson learned, but come fix this mess.

(Y/N): I’m definitely not helping you clean it up.

Tony: They did warn you. We all did. (Y/N) maybe the most evil person on this team. Loki included.

Loki: Oh but my dear Stark, who did you think was their partner in crime?

Vision: Every day we stray further from God’s light.

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*Avengers group chat while in quarantine*

Carol: So I heard people on Earth aren’t supposed to go out right now. What have you guys been doing with your time?

Steve: Lots of art and reading and music and thinking with no social obligations whatsoever :)

Tony: Existential crisis.

Peter: Crying.

Bucky: Nothing.

Carol:

Carol: Welp, wasn’t expecting that.

Clint: Overwhelming, isn’t it?

#incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect marvel #quarantine #avengers groupchat

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i can’t believe i fell for it

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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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Five minutes later

One minute later

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Wanda: Y/n and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Steve (sighing): What did Y/n do next?

Wanda: She chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and…

Stucky!reader: Who wants a steering wheel?

(Quote from an incorrect quote generator)

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