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beauregardlionett · 24 days
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marisha: i rolled a nat 1 matt: you're rolling with advantage marisha: ...i rolled a two. that's a 100% improvement.
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marvel-lous-guy · 5 months
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Peter: I think I've been doing great recently!
Tony: You have 2 stab wounds!
Peter: but yesterday I had 4! This is an improvement!
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theorderofthetriad · 6 months
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"Let's get you back on the ship, you're needed."
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the fffucking way izzy was avoiding looking towards stede during this exchange. the way stede was staring at izzy this entire fucking exchange.
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muffinlance · 8 months
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Tiny Baby, repeatedly getting her foot stuck in a fold of her high chair's fabric: *distressed noises*
Me: And suffering will be your teacher
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frostbeees · 6 months
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The Joy of Painting: Kent Johnson Edition 🎨
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kirk: okay spock, in the 1980s people used “colorful idioms” a lot in their speech so we’ll need to do that too so we don’t stand out
Spock: 
Kirk: 
Spock: f
Kirk: it’s okay you can do it
Spock: im nervous
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lotus-duckies · 10 months
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everyone else: YEAH KICK THAT GUY'S BUTT SHOW EM WHO'S BOSS
leo: you. fight good. yes
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Minnie Mouse just losing her shit when she enters public domain, Mickey just stepping to the side because he knows she is tired of the majority of people associating her immediately with him and not thinking of her own stand-alone accomplishments or her own character and she is crossing the line pissed off.
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thornescratch · 27 days
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I love it when they try and make hockey players do math in their heads.
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nyehhh-hh · 1 year
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MOTOGP 2023 SEASON
LE MANS, 2023 - Fabio Quartararo
📸Baptiste Fernandez
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classics-n-comedy · 7 months
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Alright ya drama queen
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cataclysmic-cathexis · 7 months
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OLU IS SO GODDAMN CUTE I CANNOT
LOOK AT HIS ADORABLE FACE
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welcometololaland · 10 months
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Thanks for the self-rec asks! I'm feeling very...not into my own ao3 right now so INSTEAD i'm going to send the asks on and tell you five things (in no particular order) that i've been thinking about this week <3
ONE: Swimming - I NEED TO FINISH THE SWIM FIC AKA THIS AMAZING WORK BY @carlos-in-glasses. I started reading and then I went overseas and I felt like I didn't have the time to go through and scream line by line and I'm so excited to dive back in (hehe see what I did there) now that it's finished!
TWO: State parks and secret service agents - not necessarily together, but I've been lowkey dreaming of obtaining my own slightly insane-looking garden gnome and a stock tank for a while thanks to the beautiful fic created by @iboatedhere (I don't have a pool and a stock tank seems like a good option right now). Also the secret service AU snippets are life giving (recent one here).
THREE: Guaranteeing nothing - screamed (literally) my way through the first fourteen chapters of Never a Guarantee and now I need to finish it!!!! @clottedcreamfudge and her writing make me so fucking feral in the best way and this fic is no exception. I had much fear about my sanity going into this because I knew it was going to drive me wild but my crops have been watered and I eagerly await completion of the arcs.
FOUR: Mythical things (aka. a dearly beloved universe) - to be fair, I'm not sure I ever stopped thinking about Jen's masterpiece - as if you were a mythical thing - because it lives rent free in my head (genuinely one of my favourite fics ever). I'm thinking about it a lot more now that @strandnreyes has put the idea of writing a sequel in my head (snippet is here). A re read is in my sights and I'm very excited about it! If you haven't read it, you absolutely have to.
FIVE: TK and Carlos getting unprofessional - @rmd-writes and I have been playing around in this document for ages, co-writing something so silly it borders on crack and it's the most fun I've had writing fic in ages (thank you to @celeritas2997 for putting up with us lol). Everything I do by myself seems so hard right now but this feels so easy and (I think it's fair to say) it's almost done? 1 and a little bit more chapters? I'm EXCITE. You can read the most recent snippets of the fic colloquially known as "(un)profesh" here (rmd) and here (me).
ALSO to anyone who has shared a doc link with me - I promise I am also thinking very hard about those and will give them the time and attention they deserve when I get home! I never know whether people like me specifically mentioning those types of things so I'll just like...sit down but please know i'm thinking of you and sorry that I haven't been around much!
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bird-inacage · 2 years
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Prapai: I can’t wait to speak to my sweetheart, it’s been an entire week, can you believe it?? God I miss him, I mean my office. He probably won’t answer, but its worth a try on 1 of my 86 new sim cards.
PA: *DEAD INSIDE*
Give the PA a raise. Lady knows what’s up. She pretty much juggles being Prapai’s dating advisor and babysitter, whilst dealing with his normal day-to-day antics. 
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PA: I do not get paid enough for this shit.
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ryekat · 17 days
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Buck I'm an ally also, I too, support the gays by kissing them on the mouth
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julibernardo · 1 month
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Gotta say that I love Macron's character development lately.
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