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Headcannons where you ask the OBM characters to buy you pads! Gender-Neutral, AFAB Reader
Mentions of non-platonic content, so no Luke again
Lucifer:
>> Could you buy me pads?
Read at 15:30
>> Pls :’V I ran out
Read at 15:31
[Deleted] >> Do you really wanna be catching blood with your bare hands because if you do you’ll be catching these fists 🥰
[Lucifer] > I’m in a student council meeting
>> That’s not what I asked for
[Lucifer] > I’m out now. What size do you want?
Wings? Do you need liners?
>> yes
Mammon:
>> can u buy me pads
[Mammon] > what
>> pads? I’m on my period
[Mammon] > why can’t u go buy them tho
>> bc blood and chunks of meat are being squeezed out of me like I’m a mcfucking ketchup packet.
[Mammon] > lmao calm down treasure, I’m at the store.
> Which kind do u want? They have extra absorbent
> And anti-itching
> There are ones without straps wtf? How do they
stay on?
>> babes ur looking at diapers 💀 😭
Leviathan:
>> can you buy me pads?
[Levi] > …o///o
>> boi-
[Levi] > MC I’M A NO-GOOD SHUT-IN OTAKU WITH
RAGING SOCIAL ANXIETY
> WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN GO OUT INTO THE
PAD AISLE AND BUY U SUM
>> akuzon
>> use akuzon
[Levi] > oh shit ur right
> ^w^ <3 kk ordering them
Satan:
[Satan] > I’ll buy you pads don’t worry
>> HOW DID U KNOW FHJDJNJE <33
[Satan] > You were having cramps so I thought you
might need them <3 I’ll get you some cake on the
way back ;)
>> ILY AHHH <3
[Satan] > ily2 <3
Asmodeus:
>> Can you buy me pads?
[Asmo] > OFC <333 pull up imma get sum sheet masks
while im at it
[Asmo] > OOH I RAN INTO SOLOMON~~ ^w^ GIRLS SKINCARE
NIGHT. U DOWN?
>> ye ^w^ did u get the pads tho
[Asmo] > oopsie
Beelzebub:
>> Can you buy me pads?
[Beel] > sure what flavor
>> ???
[Beel] > they have bubblegum and blue raspberry
>> pads, baby. like for periods. tf r u looking at?
[Beel] > oh
> ok wait nvm lemme get them for u
> im buying the gum as well tho
> which one do u want
Belphegor:
>> can u buy me pads
[Belphie] > no
>> fuck u
[Belphie] > I already do that
>> my uterus is yeeting itself out of existence.
[Belphie] > wish that could be me
>> that can be arranged
[Belphie] > r u calling Lucifer
>> I will if u don’t buy me pads
[Belphie] > haha sure he can buy them for u instead
Diavolo:
>> Diaaa can you buy me pads
[Diavolo] > Of course baby <3 Did you need anything else?
Heating pads, maybe? Are you having cramps? Do you want
food or snacks?
>> 😭 💕 ilysm <3 yes pls :’D to the food I mean
[Diavolo] > I’ll get Barb to make us some tea <3
> I love you too, angel <3
>> 😭 <333
Barbatos:
>> Can you buy me pads pls ;w;
[Barbatos] > Sure, which brand did you want again?
>> Wait, actually?
[Barbatos] > You asked me to get them for you, did you not?
>> Yea but I thought you’d be busy so I didn’t wanna bother you
[Barbatos] > Nonsense, you don’t bother me.
Now you wanted the one in the blue package
with wings right?
>> ily :’D also yes pls. Wait, how did you know?
[Barbatos] > I saw an empty package in your bin when I
visited the HoL yesterday. And I love you too.
>> ✨👄✨ 💕
Simeon:
[Simeon] > Little lamb, open your door~ I brought you
some pads and baked some cookies ^w^
>> FDHJENDJ HOW-
[Simeon] > You were due for it and I recalled that you
ran out after your previous one <3
>> marry me 💍 ✨
[Simeon] > hey! I’m going to be the one proposing to you >:[
> now open the door :333
Raphael:
>> Can you get me pads?
[Raphael] > what?
>> Pads? I’m on my period?
[Raphael] > no.
>> bitch why not 😭
[Raphael] > why
>> ???
Mephistopheles:
>> can u buy me pads
[Mephisto] > yea but I won’t lol
>> fuck u why not 💀
[Mephisto] > k firstly fuck u more
> secondly i don’t want to lmfao
> suck it
>> imma tell Lucifer you edited him onto a stock image of the Grinch twerking
[Mephisto] > k
Thirteen:
>> can u get me pads 🥺
[Thirteen] > sure ^w^ which kind :D
> I’ll get a few extra packs to keep you stocked
> brb I’m getting us slices of cake on the way back
>> UR <333 SO <33 FJEKJ
[Thirteen] > imma sneak in thru ur window lmao I don’t want
that knockoff dilf seein me
> his Ed Sheeran lookin ass brother’s gonna eat the cake if I
enter normally
>> firstly <3 ur the best
>> secondly 😭 ED SHEERAN 😭 YOU DID NOT JUST DO BEEL DIRTY LIKE THAT
[Thirteen] > and I’d do it again
>> NO 💀
Not me attempting to give Mephisto and Raphael personalities lmfao
I’m on my period rn so the period content is going 📈 whee
btw “>>” is MC
for anyone who’s confused i mean ;w;
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Heyo, this is my first time asking (im kinda new to tumblr, so please dont judge) if you would'nt mind, could you do some headcannons (or oneshots, it dosen't matter) with all the demon bros and a MC who is crippled/paralized in their legs, and has to use a wheelchair to get around? Thank you!!
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This is the first time I’ve written about a crippled MC, so I hope I didn’t fuck this up or anything. I found out that being paralysed in both legs is a disability called Paraplegia so that’s how I titled this post. And y’all are too sweet, you are more than welcome anon! I hope I can portray this properly because I am not crippled myself so I’ve opted to do some research before writing this! I hope you like it! Also, I feel inclined to add that none of the brothers would treat you too differently if you happen to have a disability because you’re their human nonetheless :)
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The Brothers with an MC that has Paraplegia and needs a wheelchair to get around:
Lucifer:
-Lucifer was in charge of choosing the final human, exchange student for the program so it’s guaranteed he already knew about your predicament before you even arrived
-Him and Diavolo probably had many meetings concerning your disability before the program could commence, considering that being unable to walk would double the chances of you getting killed since you are obviously more vulnerable
-Not to mention all the treatment you would require
-Lucifer is not well versed in human illnesses and disorders, but he makes sure that he is educated enough on the matter before you get brought down there
-It would not be easy, but he is determined to help you survive your year in DevilDom for the prince’s sake
-First problem of the day was, of course, your wheelchair
-Due to lack of time, Lucifer was unable to instal ramps around the House of Lamentation which meant that for the first couple of weeks, someone would’ve had to help you move around certain parts of the house
-He gave that highly prestigious job to himself because he didn’t trust his brothers and thought they would accidentally drop you and your wheelchair down the stairs
-He talks a lot to you, even at the beginning, because he needs to establish your needs and what he should do to make sure you don’t die for the following year
-You would have to tell him about physical therapy and how most commonly it uses heat, massage and exercise to stimulate your nerves and muscles, making it a great treatment for people with leg paralysis
-Once you two enter a more intimate and personal relationship, it’s more than likely he’ll help you perform those things himself (instead of kidnapping a human doctor from somewhere)
-Lucifer knows you have no problem getting around with your wheelchair by yourself but there are times where he’ll insist to push you along in order to give you a quick break
-I can totally imagine you two strolling around DevilDom and having cosy chats about RAD and your adjustments to DevilDom
-He has a softer side to him that he’s afraid to show most of the time, but he feels so at ease when you’re around, it’s hard for him to hold that part of him hidden from you
-Of course, your safety still remains his primary concern and he acts more like your guardian than Mammon does, even if he was originally supposed to look out for you
-He will accompany you almost anywhere. And if he can’t, he’ll have one or more of his brothers do it. And even then he’s probably lurking nearby, just in case
-He would always be willing to listen about your condition, if you wished to tell him whether you were born with the defect or why you ended up crippled later in life. Either way, he’s all ears
-If you would rather not speak about it, he wouldn’t pry and respect your decision because he knows it’s not his place to pressure you
-Because of your paralysis, it’s quite obvious to demons that you are even weaker (physically speaking) than most humans and that usually puts a target on your back
-Howver, never fear, because Lucifer is pretty quick to put lower rank demons in their place with just a mere stare
-Oop one of them passed out from the fear, haha
-In conclusion, he’s the most responsible when it comes your comfort and safety during your stay
-He makes sure you are always left in good hands and and provides most of the requirements you need
-Y’all should see how his wings puff up when he senses a threat approaching you, he looks like a peacock ready to go on attack lol
Mammon:
-The second born is unsurprisingly a bit of a jerk at first
-He stays really grumpy the whole day of your arrival because he’s stuck babysitting you stupid human
-“Lucifer c’mon, what’s all this workload for? The human can’t even walk by themselves, why do I have to help them out?”
-Wtf Mammon you can’t say shit like that
-Anyways, the following very few days, the only thing he’s thinking about is how much money he could sell your wheelchair for
-He’s the literal incarnation of greed, what else did you expect from him?
-After a while, he starts feeling a bit guilty every time he thinks about it though
-Mammon is gonna take this secret to the grave (laughs in immortal) but he actually really likes pushing you around
-Maybe it’s because it’s a clear indication to everyone around him that you are HIS human, under HIS protection and therefore you trust HIM the most since he was your FIRST MAN
-He will insist on helping you get out of that thing when you need to go to bed and stuff every night and he will get pouty real fast if you let any of his other brothers do it
-You wake up to him trying to roll around in your wheelchair one night at like 3am
-At some point, he stole a wheelchair from the human realm to match with his human. You can guess the consequences of his actions
-I can imagine you having to face a staircase or something at school and Mammon being like:
-“Fuck it, imma carry this fragile human instead; wheelchair and all!”
-Like you were a sack of potatoes or something smh
-Cue his brothers watching him from a distance as he heaves you and basically weight-lifts you up the stairs
-Ok but every now and again, he gets so sad thinking about you not being able to walk, like he starts crying kinda sad
-While you stand there like 😐 “Why are you crying?”
-He’s so quick to help if he senses you’re in danger too
-It’s canon that Mammon is crazy fast if he wants to be so if he has even the slightest impression that your life is threatened, his feet are already moving
-He will charge at your immediate threat at around 120 miles per hour-do not try him when he’s mad
-“The Great Mammon saved the day! C’mon MC, let’s go buy some ice cream. My treat! Ya better be grateful!”
-He says while the demon that tried to eat you lies on the floor with about a dozen broken bones
-Mammon is the second most powerful demon out of all of his brothers, even if he doesn’t resort to violence often
Levi:
-He didn’t really know how to react when you first teleported to DevilDom
-I mean, from the very beginning he considered you to be a human normie but at the same time, he felt bad you were stuck with his brothers for the rest of the year
-I think he would understand you would have an even harder time integrating yourself in their house because of your disability and he knows his siblings are really fucking annoying, always pushing you around and whatnot
-So, he kinda lets you hide in his room quite often
-You guys chill out in there all the time, much to the dismay of the other brothers who also want to spend time with you
-At some point, Levi definitely begged asked Lucifer to let you start online classes with him
-“But wouldn’t it be easier for MC to do online school from home rather than go to R.A.D since there aren’t any ramps or anything around there???”
-“The answer is no Leviathan.”
-“Ugh fine! What a fucking boomer-“
-For some reason, he gets so flustered whenever you ask him to push you around
-He blushes right to the tips of his ears and then he starts sputtering some nonsense that you can’t make out at all
-But he’s more than happy to do it, especially if you guys are going to a convention or if he’s dragging you out to buy new merch
-You two would get along in the sense that Levi realises the struggles you faced all your life were tough to overcome and he believes you are just like him
-Usually left out by other people, ignored even
-He knows you always listen to him ramble on about whatever he is currently obsessed with and how much you check up on him to make sure he never isolated himself
-He wants to do that for you too! Talk to him about your hobbies, please I’m begging you-he feels so bad whenever he’s doing all the talking
-If you ask him to help you with anything (getting something, helping you into bed—that sort of thing), he legally and physically can’t say ‘no’
-And he would get envious enough to stop talking to you for a day or two if you let his brothers do it instead (the second and third born are indeed similar lmao)
-S T A Y I N H I S R O O M, W H E R E Y O U C A N B E P R O T E C T E D !
-He will feel so much more at ease if you’re in his room because to him, that’s his haven
-If you’re in there with him, that means you’re not getting involved in his siblings’ endless and dangerous shenanigans
-Whenever you’re at school, he can’t help but worry about your well-being
-Because you’re human! You’re gonna get killed!! Do you know how much your organs sell on the black market in DevilDom??? 100x more than in the human realm, that’s for sure
-Would they have a black market or would it be a regular market lol
-For some reason, he also likes staying in your wheelchair when you’re not using it
-I think he just takes comfort in knowing it’s something that belongs to you and smells like you and-
-OK Levi, sit back down
-He wouldn’t treat you any differently if you had a disability tbh, but he’d be more concerned because you can’t even run away or anything
-So he’s so fuckin’ relieved when you guys are just vibing in his room
-He could die happy knowing he kept his best friend/ partner safe
Satan:
-Satan would be even more prepared for your arrival than Lucifer would, in a sense
-Out of all of his brothers, he’s most likely to understand and recognise paraplegia (either from studying human illnesses/birth defects/disabilities or from encountering humans with said disability)
-He’s a smart boy, alright?
-Always seems to be the first to notice if you need help or if someone’s bothering you
-Though in the very beginning, he was pretty tempted to just let you get killed to see how angry Lucifer could get
-Seeing dear Luci’s misery brings him great joy 🥰🥰🥰
-Once you two manage to build a very honest and strong relationship, he feels more and more inclined to keep you out of harm’s way
-Pls, he would feel so honoured if you let him push you around (it’s like you asked him to h*ld h*nds or something)
-If you require treatment of any kind, he would be so happy to help
-But in a subtle way...?
-Satan makes it seem so smooth too like he doesn’t mind lending a helping hand when in reality he’s all giddy inside
-*Kinda wants to rub it in his brothers’ faces but at the same no, because he’s definitely the bigger person here
-He wants to know how your wheelchair works
-It’s got all of these neat mechanisms and he wants to learn how they’re constructed because he never had the chance to inspect one before
-He’s such a sweetheart about asking you as well and never pries about your disability unless you start elaborating yourself
-Most of the time, he acts all charming and very gentleman-like
-So people have a hard time spotting and acknowledging the building rage inside of him every time he sees you are threatened by some moronic low rank demon
-Satan’s usually chill when it comes to injuries, unless he can see you’re in horrible pain
-There’s nothing a few spells can’t accomplish
-But when others purposefully try harming you?
-It’s like he loses all the self control he’s been trying to perfect over the centuries and he can’t help himself from at least breaking someone’s rib cage
-Satan’s a weird one because he’s protective of you even though he’s more on the relaxed side when compared to his siblings
-He very much acknowledges that you made it this far in life with your predicament so he doesn’t feel the need to baby you or anything
-You’re strong and he knows this
-It’s one of the many things he clearly loves about you
-That one time you rolled over Mammon’s foot with your wheelchair on purpose, he was wheezing
Asmo:
-Even now, he can’t help but wonder what it would be like to be stuck inside a wheelchair for the rest of his eternal life
-I mean, he’d obviously still be absolutely fabulous, have you seen him? He’s gonna be gorgeous either way
-But after the two of you meet, he definitely starts thinking about how he takes his feet for granted all the time
-It would be so difficult to complete his daily tasks without the ability to walk or run around
-That’s why he gets sad every time he remembers that’s your reality and on days like that, you’ve noticed he gives you a helluva lot more attention than usual
-He knows you don’t need pity or anything so he’s just making sure his human has all the support they can get
-Paraplegia or not, shopping trips are still a go-go
-He loves buying you clothes! And he loves helping you try them on! Asmo takes it very seriously
-Might have a go at the employees if they’re being rude to you
-You don’t even ask him to, but he subconsciously starts pushing you around himself whenever the two of you are out together
-“MC! Look at that new shop that’s just opened! Isn’t it adorable? We have to check it out!”
-He can’t help it! There’s so many places he wants to visit, he sort of just drags you with him wherever he goes
-Even at home, he always pops out of nowhere to coax you into coming to his room
-Y’all have so many skin routines to do each day
-Like he’s in your room most nights to greet you goodnight and tuck you in, with the rest of his brothers it gets so awkward at times
-Asmo just wants to see you smile, ok? He thinks you have a beautiful smile and laugh and he wants to remind you that you’re marvellous, disability or not
-And if anyone does anything to put an end to your self confidence, he will swiftly put an end to their life
-Please, he’s a pro at ruining lives, he’s been doing it for centuries
-Asmo has such a huge influence over the people in DevilDom, he just needs to make this one post on Devilgram to end said demon’s whole career
-I mean, who is he compared to him, Hmm? So don’t worry MC, scum like that don’t even deserve to breathe the same air as you :)
-That one time Mammon tried lifting you up the stairs and Asmo started shrieking, like put them down! Don’t manhandle them like that, poor human :(
Beel:
-I know I sound repetitive, but he would be an overall sweetheart to you no matter the circumstances
-If Mammon is not by your side, then Beel definitely is
-His big, scary aura and figure usually scares off any threat in a 10 mile radius
-Most demons don’t fancy being eaten by the Avatar of Gluttony, ya know?
-Idk why but I feel like he’d be the type to ask for oral consent every time he wanted to push you around
-He doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable :(
-Surprisingly also the type to lift you and your wheelchair whenever an obstacle gets in your way
-You basically weigh the same amount as a paper plate compared to him, so he has no problem doing so
-He doesn’t really understand your condition as well as Satan may do, but he’s trying his best
-You mean so much to him and he feels it’s only fair he learns more about your disability as a thank you for what you’ve done for him
-He has a rough time keeping up with you when it comes to stuff like physical therapy because he’s very unfamiliar with it but that doesn’t mean he’s not gonna help
-Of course, Beel believes that this is the second best way to show you how much he cares for you besides the obvious ‘I love you’
-Giving you a hand whenever you need his support the most
-That’s his way of saying “I’m not going to let you down. I want you to trust me, the same way I trust you.”
-And knowing him, he will try to do everything in his power to keep you safe and sound
-After a while, you’re bound to notice he’s the first one to pull you out of his brothers’ pranks before you have a chance to get hurt
-Beel is always the one handing you stuff from high places you can’t reach, without teasing you for it like Mammon might do
-Always the first one to remind you to get plenty of rest and to eat enough
-He wants to protect you and his brothers because he knows he failed to do so with Lilith so yeah, he’s a bit overprotective at times
-He doesn’t mean to be overbearing, but he gets so anxious knowing you’re by yourself
-After a few months of getting accommodated with him, your disability is no longer brought up in the conversation
-Because he doesn’t care that you are crippled and forced to use a wheelchair
-You are part of his family and he loves you no matter what
Belphie:
-He didn’t really care, even when you first met and his hatred for humans was at its very peak
-It didn’t matter that you had a disability
-All that mattered to him at the time was killing you to satisfy that deeply rooted need of vengeance inside of him
-Though he was sort of surprised his brothers didn’t get to you first
-In general, he’s pretty chill about you being crippled in both legs
-It takes too much effort to worry about your well-being 24/7 after all
-Surprisingly, he does keep an eye out for you if his siblings aren’t nearby
-It’s his redemption arc people, he’s trying to be nicer
-But he has such an irritating way of showing his affection for you
-Do not let him push you around
-He’s either going to a) fall asleep after 30 seconds and slump over you in the middle of RAD’s halls
-Or b) be annoying and fling your wheelchair in every direction possible just to piss you off
-He likes messing with you because you give him the best reactions and he thrives on that
-You’ve almost fallen off your wheelchair multiple times because of this asshole
-Not that he’d actually let you fall, he just wants to see how easily he can get you to yell at him
-Speaking of said wheelchair, like Mammon and Levi, he also loves using it when you’re not
-You’ve woken up to him curled up and asleep in that thing quiet often and he’s gotten in trouble over it every time with Lucifer
-But he doesn’t care
-And at this point, I don’t think even he knows whether he’s doing it to get a reaction out of you or because he somehow found a way to make himself comfortable there
-He would low key use you as a mode of transportation every time you go to RAD
-Just clings the damn wheelchair and almost topples both of you over
-“Belphie, there’s nothing stopping you from walking 😐”
-“Shh, just bring me to class and let me nap until then.”
-He doesn’t mention your legs but he still lays his head on your lap often
-Might make you hold him like a bride every time you stroll around the house
-It’s done out of love, I promise 😌😌
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Al~
#obey me#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me imagines#obey me leviathan#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me satan#om#obey me headcanons#obey me hcs#paraplegia#⭐️ requests#🕯 general#☂️ demon brothers
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How the Obey Me characters text
Lucifer: Proper punctuation and full words. Sends one text with all the information he needs to give you. Never uses emojis. Probably signs his texts off.
Mammon: no caps, shortens ‘you’ to ‘u’ and ‘are’ to ‘r’ never uses punctuation. sends you 20 texts when telling you something instead of just one big text. uses emojis a lot
Leviathan: Uses slang and abbreviations every. damn. time. You mostly likely have no idea what he’s even saying. Sends soooo many texts in a row. Keyboard smashes frequently. Overuses emojis.
Satan: Similar to Lucifer; he uses punctuation and never spams. Uses a lot of unnecessarily long words though. Uses the cat face emojis all the time.
Asmodeus: no caps and plenty of emojis. another member of the text spam club. Frequently uses the 💅🏻 and 😏 emojis. when he wants to show you something he’ll send a pic of himself with whatever it is he’s showing you barely in the shot and be like “omg look at this” i can’t see it asmo your face is in the way 🙄
Beelzebub: Hardly texts, his fingers are too big for the little DDD screen. ☹ Capitalizes the first word in a sentence but nothing else after. Sends pics of what he’s eating every meal. Doesn’t really use emojis except maybe the food ones.
Belphegor: You’re lucky if this little shit texts you. Prefers to send voice notes because he’s too lazy to type. Takes 3-5 business days to reply. Doesn’t really use emojis either except maybe 🔪 if Lucifer is the topic.
Diavolo: Another baby who’s hands are too big for the DDD. Spam texter. Uses punctuation and proper sentences until Levi teaches him text slang. Uses it wrong though. Sends memes but doesn’t know what a meme is. Sends emojis and gifs and anything else he can. “Look at this funny moving image MC!!”
Barbatos: Man’s too busy to text. Just call him.
Simeon: Try and decipher what he’s saying, I dare you. Typos. So many typos. Doesn’t understand emojis at first, but once he does he’s gonna spam this shit out of you with them. Texts you every morning with a “goof morbimg” which is kinda sweet I guess?
Luke: He’s a kid. Kids texting is the most annoying thing. Asks what you’re doing 10 times a day. Does use proper punctuation though to try and seem more adult. Sends pictures of whatever he’s baking that day. Texts you reminders to eat and drink and get some rest. He’s a good boy.
Solomon: no caps squad. texts like one word and expects you to know wtf it means. has no concept of time and will text you at the most ridiculous of times. no solomon i don’t know why you texted me “salamander” at 3am?? go to sleep.
#obey me#im guilty of so many of these#especially the spam texting#i had fun writing this tho#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me diavolo#obey me barbatos#obey me simeon#obey me luke#obey me solomon
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reasons why I love jade leech and why you should too.
yes- my overwhelming love for jade has brought me up to this point. this is just me rambling about jade. i may regret doing this bUT FUCK IT LET'S GIVE THE MUSHROOM MAN SOME LOVE ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
NOT GONNA FUCKING LIE BUT THE FIRST TIME THE OCTAVINELLE BANNER THINGY WHEN TWST WASN'T RELEASED I-????
I THOUGHT THE TWINS LOOKED WACK + AZUL
"no way in hell am I gonna stan these two lmaoo they look wack smh"
turns out I was wrong-_;3+4+_(_+($_+($+$(&+$(+$(#+$
I PAID NO FUCKING ATTENTION TO OCTAVINELLE saying to myself that I AM A RIDDLE SIMP THROUGH AND THROUGH
lol but
chapter 3
changed my life
SIR HIS VOICE-- HELLO????????? BRO???_($99#($($($ I HAD LITERAL SHIVERS GO DOWN MY SPINE WHEN I HEARD IT BECAUSE O H G OD
the fact that his exchange with floyd, yes the "ne jeido" "e floyd" thingy, IS ABSOLUTELY SO FUCKINDHDSKDHJSVRJSGDHDDGDJDGDJDGSJDGJSDHJSHSJSJSJDJDJJ J CANT BRRATHE
ok I'll get serious now fuvk
Jade Leech, the vice dorm leader of Octavinelle and the twin brother of Floyd Leech. Founder of the Mountain Lovers club and a fucking adorable dork who loves mushrooms and terrariums.
God knows how I love him so much I can cry over him for weeks.
100/10 seems shady af- looks like he can kill you, and he can. that's kinda hot don't u think so???
bruh, the way he talks about creepy things while smiling all gentlemanly is kinda hot. ik it's weird to be attracted to this but pLEASE-
THIS MAN HAS SHARP TEETH I WILL CRY PLEASE [REDACTED] ME.
HE HAS REALLY REALLY REEEEEALLY NICE EYES‼️ IT'S ONE OF THE BIGGEST REASONS WHY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH‼️( also purple eyeliner hehehe u gotta love him )
His matching earring with Floyd?? Absolutely wonderful. The thought that the both of them have matching earrings i --- cr y a little everytiime.
Also- that darker and longer strand of his hair? I want to play with that, please.
his mf face oh god, do you ever think abt how he could say "I'll gobble you up." in his normal voice and we can't fucking tell if he's serious or joking because of his fucking normal expression oh god gobble me up please-- IM KIDDING OF COURSE, maybe.
He has nice, long, slender hands. Perfect for unprotected h*nd h*lding 😳 GODDAMN I WANT TO HOLD HIS HAND WHEEEJFHEKBFKEHDJFHDKCHKCHKDHCKDHCJ
Also the glove-????? I'D PREFER IT IF HE TOOK IT OFF BUT THAT'S ONE NICE GLOVE YOU GOT THERE 😳
holding hands with him will be a fucking blessing sent directly from the heavens above. pls stan him.
he's an eel. that is all
LOOK AT HIS MF EXPRESSIOFN I A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A SIR-??'?($83)$+#)+")$+_("!$
ok back to the topic-
do you ever think about how-- how he loves mushrooms sm and even founded a club because he likes hunting for them in mountains?? DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW HE'S PROBABLY ALL ALONE WHILE DOING THAT????????? LET ME INTO THAT CLUB‼️
He likes gazing at stars. Please pleasr please let me gaze at the stars with u sir
He's pretty good with his hands- or so they say 👀 he can cook-- and he draws 👀 you gotta love a man who can use his hands well don't u think so too 👀👀👀
this bitch is 190cm tall. that is all. i want him to tower over me.
"Fufu, I grew up in the deep sea up north. The cold in the freezer feels pretty good." YOU CAN PUT HIM INA FR E R ZER IT'S RLLY RANDOM BUT HE CAN STAND THE COLF WHICH IS A FNKDHFKSBDKSHDJSGDKXHKSGCKSHCKDGXKDHCKDKC
have I mentioned his obsession with mushrooms??? This!! THIS CUTE EEL RAISES HIS MUSHROOMS WITH ALL OF HIS HEART DJDJDNXB ALL THE LOVE AND AFFECTION FOR HIS SHROOMS..... ISN'T HE JUST-???"($(_+($+_ THE CUTEST?????
DO YOU SEE HOW SOFT HE LOOKS???? I WANT HIM TO LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT TOO WTF ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
AND THE WAY HIS CHEEKS..... HIS CHEEKS GO SQOOSH GFJSJSHZKHRKDHRJSHD JEIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
HIS TALENT IS SERVING TEA‼️‼️ DON'T U WANT SOMEONE AS GENTLEMANLY AND HANDSOME AS JADE TO SERVE U TEA ‼️‼️
Don't you just hate how Jade can go from "I'll have her home by 8" to "Your daughter calls me daddy too" bECAUSE I
I'm not even gonna explain this one.
JUST IMAGINE IF HE,,,,,, IF HE WENT FERAL‼️‼️ I WOULF PAY TO SEE THAY OH MY hjfhdkDHSKDHSKDHKXJDKXHD FERAL JADE E E E E E E E E E
yeah so you know his one voice line that goes "Clothes feel so restrictive… It’s been a while since I came on land, but I’m still not used to them." Yeah then take them off! I won't mind (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
DID I MENTION ABT HIS TERRARIUMS???? I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OH GOD HE'S SO CUTE DO U JUST IMAGIEN HDIFMFEBJFHDNFB FOCUSINDGFJDUFJDNJRNXKDBDKDBDKDJKFDHKXHFKDJDKDK wait jm freaking out
this man.... this man can cook. and that seals the fucking deal for me because 😭
He!! Loves!! His!! Brother!! KFNSKDHKSJDKSHDJD BABY 😭😭💖😭💖💖😭‼️HfbskdhHFKSBFKSBDKSNDN JEIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
he likes unpredictable things which is why he likes being with floyd all the time i 😔 I'll be unpredictable for u ZjfjsjdJFBDJFND KIDDING
this is floyd's caretaker we're talking about 😭 which means he is husband material ™ DONT CHEAT ON HIM ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
or else 👀
did i mention how cute he fucking looks everytime his cheeks go sqoosh because istg I start simping whenever I see it.
ALMOST FORGOT TO ADD BUT LIKE-??? THE WAY HE SAVED MC AND CATER FROM ROOK AND TREY DURING THE BEANDESJD SEVENT I WILL FJDJFJFKDJFJJDHCJDHFKDHFKHFJDCJDHCNDJFBJDHFKDJFJDJFKCIFNCKFBCKFNFKFJKDJFKRBFKDJFKFJJF
KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR HELL YEAH HE'S PERFECT
lastly, i want him to punch me in the face. that's it.
AND I THINK THAT'S IT-??? ( Of course not- i can point out more things i love abt him but like-???? I NEED TO CALM DOWN!! anyways, pls stan jade i love him so much i cr y <3
#twisted wonderland#twst#disney#JADE APPRECIATION POST#Octavinelle#why you should love jade leech#twst jade#jade leech#twisted wonderland jade
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random pangwave au i just thought of: wave works part-time at a library or smth and pang is forced to go to the library to work on a project with his friends (otherwise he wouldn’t ever be in a library) and he asks wave where a book is (pronouncing the name of the author horrendously) and wave is like “it’s pronounced _____, dumbass” and he gets the book for him and pang is pressed like wtf why r u so rude jeez so he comes back to the library whenever he can cuz so that he can angrily look at wave because he’s just that appalled at him until he starts to notice small things about wave that makes his heart go KAKDMKDLEZKD and starts to stare less angrily. then like one day he asks his friends to go to the library and everyones just kinda like ???? we finished the project yesterday why do you want to go to the library again???? and pang’s like kanskdkdj this stupid dude called me a dumbass so i wanna angrily stare at him. and they’re all like
👁👄👁
they don’t go so pang just goes on his own and just does his thing until oh shit he’s walking towards me wHAT DO I DO
and wave is like “thats a nice book you got there” and pangs like “but i dont have—” “no shit, dumbass” and instead of getting mad pangs just kinda like 💖👄💖 until he realises he needs to stop staring and say something so that wave doesn’t think he’s a creep.
“ah, well, what book would you recommend? ive been trying to get more into reading lately”
“well, what genres do you like?”
and pangs just kinda like KWNSKDKDJD cuz wave is talking to him directly without calling him a dumbass
“im not sure, im not really into reading... but i want to get more into it, yknow, it might make me smarter.”
and wave recommends pang to read a murder mystery and he ends up getting really into it and comes to the library like every day to talk to wave about who he this the killer is and wave is just like
💖👄💖
because honestly what a dork and they talk about the book and they’re both just in the moment being dorks talking about a book and it’s just really cute and they’re really happy and they like each other sm TT
then pang finishes the book and he’s kinda sad cuz it means no more talking to wave about the book but then wave suggests him to read another book where the two male mcs are LOVE INTERESTS AND PANG READS IT WHILE IMAGINING HIMSELF AND WAVE AS THE MCS KANSKDKDNDJD and he’s just like omg why am i thinking like this wave obviously doesnt liek me like that while wave is like... am i being too obvious that i like him.
and wave is the only thing pang ever talks about to hsi friends because the way he scrunches his face to push his glasses up when they slide down makes him look like a pug and everyone needs to know.
i might write this fic in like a year when im motivated
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ok so i feel like telling the world my bias list (kpop) for no reason and i was a little scared to but oh well lol
im gonna do this in parts. this list is my bias’ in boygroups pt.1
soo yeah if you wanna see some beautiful asian men you can keep reading lol
kinda turned out long oop
imma do nct on another post bc thats fucking loonngggg
1. kim hongjoong; stage name: hongjoong (leader of ateez, rapper, lyricist, producer and composer (i forget if those are the same thing) )
king of the lesbians
personally i think hes SOME type of gay but, y’know, you do you baby (’good lil boy’ is the song he wrote on their new album akjsdl)
prince of mullets in kpop (king is minghao from seventeen)
so?? pretty???
he paints his nails for the polished man campaign!!! (this was before the group became ambassadors.) v socially aware as well
his voice is very high for a rapper but i rly love it
wanna hear what he thinks of atinys?? (the fandom) listen to ‘aurora’
korean big minion
very very good at english, despite what he says
is so caring for his ‘children’ ugh such an amazing leader
also a little brat sometimes but we dont talk about it
a MAN
fuck gender roles
5′7 skirt guy you’ve probably heard of in the kpop tiktok community
the official campaign pic:
2. han jisung; stage name: han (main rapper of stray kids, lead vocalist, producer and composer, lyricist, ult bias uwu)
heres the tea
this man literally saved my life
he has been through so much and i relate to that. seeing that he made it through the worst gave me hope.
his music and lyrics just speak to me (wanna see me cry? send me the song ‘19′, its written by him)
on to the happier things
his s q u i r r e l c h e e k s
hes honestly so pleasing to look at ugh
vocals????? fricking great???? listen to ‘hellevator’ and ‘district 9′ for his vocals
jEoGiYa NoOnA HoKsI nAmJaChInGu IsSeOyO (’wow’ 3RACHA)
part of 3RACHA, a rap group between him and two other members
his american name is peter and he loves nat geo wild and cheesecakes and honestly if thats not amazing idk what is
lived in malaysia??? for 6 years???? lovin the melanin y’all
THE FUNNIIEST MAN ALIVE Y’ALL WAIT PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO IDK WHY BUT ITS SO FUNNY TO ME
3. im changkyun; stage name: I.M. (lead rapper of monsta x, sub-vocalist, maknae (the youngest), producer and composer)
fam im WHIPPED for this man like honestly i dont like subbing or sex in general lol ace things but i’d let him r a i l me
lived in america for 3 years and israel for 4; speaks fluent english and its SEXY
rapping skills??? on point???? both in english and korean ugh
LOOK AT HIM HIS DIMPLES AND HIS FACE AND UGH
is one of those people that does n o t like to be touched but then he’ll kiss your cheek out of nowhere
babie
VERY SOCIALLY AWARE LIKE HE SAID FUCK TOXIC MASCULINITY AND MISOGYNY
confident in his own skin and super open about it
“For IM, ‘Wearing a harness is just to express our song concept. Showing the audience what we want to show is the most important thing. We’re not ashamed. We’ve done a lot of sexual items, like harnesses and chains. We’re comfortable.’ “
“But, for argument’s sake, where does your own sense of masculinity come from? IM pauses for a long moment. ‘Having a dick,’ he says bluntly, sipping coffee as his bandmates’ jaws drop and shocked laughter ripples around the table.”
that interview is here
kinky lil bitch
i can go on and on about this man but im just gonna stop there
i lied he has tattoos (one on his wrist [ :): ] and the one on the nape of his neck, it reads “the one who wants to wear the crown must bear the crown”)
i like this picture bc its his hands and theyre pretty and fuck gender roles from a kpop idol
thats enough of him
4. kim wonpil; stage name: wonpil (pianist, synthesizer, and keyboardist in day6, lyricist, vocalist, also a a dj and mc for a podcast)
Y’ALL LOOK AT HIM UGH
was the maknae but then dowoon came along and now hes not lol
Unbothered™
honestly like hes such a good pianist and is really great on the keys
is really good at making song lyrics out of thin air
like, he can hear the sentence “i really want chicken rn but i can’t have it im on a diet” and he’ll get “i crave your taste, but there is a wall i built myself blocking you from my love” like literally
im pretty sure he wrote the chorus for their song ‘zombie’
honestly bruh his vocals are so good
like pls go listen to ‘emergency’ and ‘congratulations’ (theres an english version for that song alsjdk)
guys hes just a big babie honestly
so pretty to look at omg
HES SO FUNNY AND HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW IT
“i dont really care what my spouse looks like or what gender they are, as long as we’re happy and they love me” (wish i could find that photoset)
5. kim namjoon: stage name: RM (leader of bts, main rapper, sub-vocalist, lyricist, producer and composer)
literally the reason im into kpop, so thank you namjoon
a 5′11 babie, tbh
i remember finding out he had his own like, mixtape (’mono.’) and iT WAS SO GOOD AND IT STILL IS KAJHDJ
an amazing rapper and leader
can sing and i do not CARE what anyone says
so as you can see by now i kinda of have a type (except wonpil, idk wtf is going on there with me biasing him laksjk #no regrets)
anyway yeah he was the first kpop boy i found, and it was on his birthday
so every year on september 11th 11:50 p.m., i start i planting a tree in my backyard (bc then its on his birthday in america and korea lakajs so quirky i know) also bc its the day i started listening to kpop so its an anniversary for me lol.
mOoNcHiLd
very very psychological
also very inspiring and loving (to the fans)
doesn’t really show affection, hes better with words than actions, and i really relate to that
dimples aGAIN
and last but not least for this list bc its already so frickin long
6. byun baekhyun; stage name: baekhyun (main dancer of exo, main singer, sub rapper, pianist, actor)
he’s so talented???? and amazing???? and overall just kinda perfect??????
AMAZING FUCKING VOCALS LIKE Y’ALL GO GO GO GO GOGOOG OG LISTEN TO HIS GROUPS SONG ‘ONE (MONSTER AND INFINITY)′ BECAUSE THAT SHIT SLAPS UGH
AND LIKE GROWL??? BRO????? MY VOCAL CORDS SNAPPED
dated another idol in the past but personally i think he’s a little *hand goes limp* if you know what i mean
my sister (4) calls him bacon he said it in an interview one time and it stuck to her
chesticles
MONSTER ERA UGH GOT ME DEAADDDD
is a solo artist too!!!!!!! go listen to his albums!!!! theyre really good!!!!
hes so frickin funny omg like i can laugh at with him all day
understands english but refuses to speak it
honestly kokobop baek was amazing idc what anyone says
is in like 3 different groups damn (like two of them are sub-units of his group and the other one is superm lol)
pls go watch the ‘men on a mission’ episodes with exo bc hes so fucking hilarious i will never get over it
a clown ass bitch that is always ready to square tf up a caring and v nice person that wont fight anyone ever
AN AMAZING ACTOR OMMGGGG BABIE GOT SKILLS
can also tapdance
lots of video games
very very very very very loud when playing video games
another man i endlessly love
well. if you made it this far, congrats!!! and thanks!!! i honestly dont care if no one sees this lol i just kinda wanted to do it, so, yeah lol. theres still more groups (superm, nct (seperate post), seventeen, vixx, pentagon, the rose, annnd oneus)then like idk if i’ll do a soloist one, so yeah. this kinda gives me something to do its one big infodump and im sorry lmao. yeah, love y’all !!!
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Quick (Super Short) rundown of Eisuke's main routes so far (season 1- 5)
Season 1
'Heartless' Cold Eisuke. Although he confessed to MC, they were just beginning to know each other. Pretty much surface level at this point. He also finds his little sister in season 1 sequel (Yukari).
Season 2
Super sweet 'tsundere' Eisuke. Man, not only he buys an island for you and him to live in, HE FREAKING CONFESSES THAT HE LOVES YOUR COOKING. He even gets super worried, and says sorry for making her worry. Here, you experience more human side of Eisuke.
Season 3
Back to season 1 Eisuke (?), except he and mc understands each other better. Eisuke is much more protective of Mc compared to season 1, but you see less of sweet Eisuke that you saw in Season 2. Plus, how Eisuke deals things in Season 3 is much more similar to his season 1 than season 2 (regardless of all sweet moments in season 3, if I had to pick one least favorite season in Eisuke's route, it would be season 3). Eisuke finally understands meaning of family, and realizes that his adoptive father, Akira, loved him from bottom of his heart, like his own son.
Season 3.5
.....a lot of rough love making scene. Bidders break up. Mc tries to get them back together.
Season 4
From season 4 and onward, we get good mixture of Eisuke from season 2 and season 3. Now that he understood the meaning of family, he acts more open to MC, compared to his previous seasons. And here, we first encounter life-death angsty, where MC almost dies.
Season 5& Season 5.5
This season is where we learn Eisuke will not hesitate to 'kill' whoever harms MC. MC, for the second time, gets into life-death threat/situation, only making Eisuke more protective of MC (installing security cameras all around his hotel). Eisuke finds out about his real father, Eiji, and clears his father's 'sins' that was falsely created by mysterious 'R'. It turns out, that 'big' bad that Eisuke was looking for all these years, is none other than prime minister of Japan.
Season 6
Coming Soon..
Only thing I wish for season 6 is that, I hope Eisuke doesn't revert back to season 1 or season 3 epi when he is dealing with threats. One thing I hated the most with season 1 and 3 was 'faking' break-up with Mc, without explanation, out of the blue to keep her safe. (I mean... if that happened to me in rl, I would be SO GADDAM pissed.) At least tell her why u are doing it. It's better if he just tries to keep her out of it WITHOUT that whole fake break up shet. Lets face it. Did his fake breakup actually managed to keep her away from danger even ONCE? No. I get that he has a 'reason' but I rather deal with life-death situations than his fake break up. So please, don't do use that tactic anymore. I rather see tactics he used in season 4 and 5, where he tries to keep her in penthouse much as possible. No more push-away-to-keep-her-safe shet. I honestly was disappointed when I saw Eisuke using push away tactic in season 3 epilogue. I was like 'wtf? So we are back to season 1 again?!' That's when I stopped playing this game for good 2 years. I only recently started playing again.
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bts as fuckboys
[a/n]: inspired by @sweetersuga | original post: x
i wrote it as the perspective that you’re already close friends w them/have been with them before !!
Seokjin
he’s the funny, sarcastic one where he could be kind of mean bc he takes it a lil far
“you’re such trash you sleep with every girl”
“at least I can get someone to sleep with me”
he flashes a smile in the hall bc he KnOws iT GeTs oN YouR NeRveS
“When’s my birthday”
“January 1st bc u set off my fireworks baby”
“i am disgusted”
piggy back rides on those goddamn strong broad set of shoulders ooffff
“I’ll call you, ya?”
He never calls u bc he probably forgot too busy improvin himself
you have a streak with him and all he sends are selfies with the caption “I hope your day is as beautiful as I am (:”
He catches you staring in class one day and he’s like “take a pic, it’ll last longer babe”
And omg he ACTUALLY TELLS YOU TO TAKE A PHOTO OF HIM
so now u have a gallery full of jin and he wont let u delete them bc he thinks they’re all masterpieces you do too but youd never admit it
the only fuckboy that’s tolerable bc he’s rlly just a big goof
“why don’t you ever have sleeves on your shirt jin”
“these shoulders are on display, honey, can’t cover up the jewels”
he’s kind of obnoxiously loud that u want to shove ur fist into his mouth to sh u t him uP
“dude, jimin’s hot”
“okay but so am i ??”
“ok ya youre really hot but so is jimin”
“jiMIN (Y/N) THINKS YOU’RE—-”
“–ANNOYING THANKS SEOKJIN PLS SHUT UP WHY R U STILL TALKING WOW”
“just trying to get my baby some more dick jeEZ”
Yoongi
“hey yoongs why dont we go on a date??”
“uuhhhhhh since when were we dating? lmao dont trip”
gets a new number every 2 months bc he loves fucking w them crazy bitches too much
“sometimes you need to mess around with the ones who can bite off your dick, being risky is hot (-;”
“BEinG riSkY iS hOt ya u wont have a penis anymore at the rate you’re going”
kind of smells like a mixture of alcohol and cologne
hand-on-ass-when-he-hugs
“let’s play a game, if u lose u have to take off ur clothes, if i lose u have to take off ur clothes”
“wait but yours stay on ?? wtf yoongi??”
“no mine will come off right after i see u naked (;”
the one to play with the ends of your skirt/dress/shirt bc it gets u so flustered and he lives seeing u flustered
straight up Arrogantᵀᴹ at times its hot but ur so annoyed by it that u wanna knock some sense into him
wont ask for nudes but will ask to see some goods
“can i see ur tits”
“for the 4039th time, no”
“well, a man can try”
SMIRKY MC SMIRKY HERE like it just comes OUT of NOWHERE and it is OUT to ATTAC
u dont have a snap streak w him bc it always breaks bc he replies every 3 years bc he was “busy”
but he’s always the fourth person to like your instagram posts???????
and to comment the water droplet/eye/tongue emoji combo ????
loves when u swat his hands away from gripping your thigh
Hoseok
(i wanted to use this gif but it was so big and rectangle and didnt fit but u need to see that gif to really take in the fuckboy bc i cannot find a representation as accurate as that gif is)
always greeting you whenever he sees you
“hey babygirl”
“hoseok we just saw each other in chemistry”
“ok and????? can’t i say hi to my baby?”
“but im not”
“lmao every girl is my baby”
raises his eyebrows any time you fix your dress or your shirt
asks to borrow a pencil and never returns it
“where is my pencil hoseok”
“where is my kiss (y/n)”
“we didnt agree to that”
“well i didnt agree to give it back”
“dO u NoT kNOW whAT BoRRoW meANS”
loves to share so he shares a lot of his snacks with u
“omg i love snacks!!”
“oh baby me too” and trust me, he’s not talking about the food
has the brightest, kindest smile so it catches you off guard when he says some snarky fuckboy comment
loves physical contact !!!!! always has a hand on your back, or shoulder, or thigh, or hand, or arm
lip LICKING PARDON ME HIS TONGUE IS UNCONTROLLABLE
lets you wear his hats/jackets/hoodies bc he thinks youre sooo cute in his clothes
he walks around school with his hands in his pockets like a doUCHEBAG
catches you off guard by spinning you around with his arm around your waist
uses the line “im a dancer” to get girls what an eyeroll
the type to drag you onto the middle of the dance floor at a club just so he could show off his skillz which are actually super bomb like even ur impress and uve seen them 308443 times
he got that sweatpants dick print
Namjoon
changes his contact name to Daddy on your phone
Mr. Ass Man he loves ass ASS ASS ASS SO MUCH ASS BIGGEST ASS LOVER
“oh shit did you see her ass”
“look here bootylover123 stfu”
winks at you a lot in the halls
“do you have a fucking eye problem namjoon”
“its a wink”
“u do it so much that im beginning to think youre eye is having a spasm
lets you copy his homework if he got a hug in return
the type to comment a peach emoji on your instagram photos even if there is no butt involved
loves when you sit on his lap
one time there weren’t enough seats on the bus and he patted his leg for you to sit
“i know you hate standing (y/n), take a seat itll be fine”
“why can’t u be a gentleman and give up your seat for me?”
*alMOST CHOkES from LAUGHING* “me???!!! a gentleman??? wow u expect too much, just sit your big ass down on daddy’s lap or suffer standing”
buys you lunch bc he loves showing off his e x p e n s i v e w a l l e t
he could go from having a full blown brilliant monologue as to why he exists to giggling about how your moles r arranged into the shape of a penis
calls girls mami or ma
asks for ass pics at like 1:32 AM
and u send him pictures of ur elbow crease
and he actually thinks its ur butt
BLASTS baby makin music from his car and causes a public disturbance
has the highest count of broken beds, not bc of a high body count, but bc he actually breaks the bed everytime he sleeps w someone
Jimin
spaces out when ur wearing a low cut top bc hes too busy staring at ur cleavage
his streak snaps are either mirror pics, his abs, mirror pic of his abs, and occasional dick pics
“wanna play 20 questions (;”
“we’ve played 20 questions like 20 times already”
“ok gr8 ill start first: will u let me hit it from the back??”
offers to netflix and chill all the time and it sux bc he actually knows all ur fav shows
ok let me reiterate, jimin knows all ur favorite anythings bc he listens to u 75% of the time bc he thinks ur voice is sexy
will never fail to compliment you when u look good
“damn baby, is this all for me????”
“no i just dont want to look like a hobo today”
gets super jealous when any other guys speak to u even tho hes piping down like 8 other girls
“jimin they’re my frIENDS ur not even my bf why u tripping”
“they arent acting like theyre ur friends. i know fuckboy behavior when i see it (y/n) its my occupation, i do the same shit w girls”
“thats good then, someone else wants me too”
“not good bc ur HOT ASS IS MINE )-:”
youre saved as #1 babygirl on his phone no objections
walks into class with a new hickey in a new place every day
he has SEX EYES u could never look him directly in the eyes bc theyre so captivating
fucking walks like an arrogant prick down the hall and whistles when u pass
brags about his big dick when its honestly not as exaggerated as he says
has a picture of you in one of his shirts as his homescreen wallpaper
Taehyung
“i wont show anyone, im not messed up like that” yea be careful w this one honey, pretty sure jungkook, hobi, yoongs, namjoon all know how ur tits look like
has the perfect innocent face where u have no idea that he’s fucking 4 other girls
always responds after 12 am and calls u at 3 am
“tae im fucking sleeping”
“damn thats hot what else u doin??”
“hanging up on u goodbye im going to block ur number”
“pls don-”
uses the line, “i just dont think we’re compatible” on E V Ery GIRL
offers to hangout but never follows up with it bc he’s never seen out in public with a girl unless its his momma
“jasmine is telling everyone you gave her chlamydia, u get checked bro??”
“dont worry about it”
body count means a lot to him
loves hugs bc he likes feeling boobs squished against him
sometimes INTENTIONALLY lowers his voice bc he KNOWS ur into that shit
thinks youre playing hard to get when rlly u just dont care lol
“i know u want all of this, (y/n)”
“i think ur mistaken”
“right bc i want all of u (:”
“ya tae let’s not get ur feelings mixed w mine ok thx u”
NO SUCH THING AS PERSONAL SPACE the boy is a koala and will latch onto u
Jungkook
the biggest fuckboy of them all
has slept w almost every girl in the school and is v proud of it
“what’s your name again”
“rlly jungCOCK”
“ok (y/n) i know ur fkcing name so can u learn mine”
u dont think he’s ever had a gf b4 bc he doesnt believe in labels OR commitment which hes pretty vocal abt
unlike jimin, he doesnt own up to his dick pics and swears that they were “”accidents””
SCrEENsHOTS! but ur smart so ur face is NEVER in ur pics
“who’s boobs r on ur phone kook”
“yours”
“you WOULDNT DARE”
“i dont have photogenic memory (y/n) i wanted to remember those cuties without a shirt on (;”
looks too fucking good w a fresh cut that u need to avoid him in the halls or ull melt to goo
only owns white tees and timbs lmao hahahaha
smirks when you bend down to pick something up
that or he yells, “one more time, babe!”
“wat u doin”
“showering”
“without me!!1???”
he’s on tinder too so once he’s done with the sampling pool at school, he can broaden his horizons
a car enthusiast and will get offended if u dont think his rims r cool
thinks youre really hot when you yell at him or hurt his feelings
youre his prized possession bc he actually likes talking to u but will never admit it
has a specific nickname for u that he doesnt call his other girls bc its YOURS !!
“hey cutie”
“hey jungCOCK”
hates the nickname jungCOCK
#bts#bts scenarios#bts as things#bts scenario#bts imagines#bts imagine#kim seokjin#min yoongi#jung hoseok#kim namjoon#park jimin#kim taehyung#jung jungkook#seokjin#yoongi#suga#hoseok#jhope#rap monster#namjoon#jimin#taehyung#jungkook#kpop#kpop scenarios#kpop scenario#kpop imagines#kpop funny#bts smut#kpop smut
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oh my hehe i rly am i luck today for ikerev ~~ ♡♡ huehuehue ^^ im in a good mood and i suddenly got the vibes to refresh my memory on my romance w ikesen ieyasu lololol so i gonna watch someone else play it tho that probably isnt for the best bcs its not rly legal BUT this is what a broke person w no chapter tickets does 🙊🙊🙊 im sry for my sins LOL
OMG i missed this salty man so much omg bless watching this was 100% a blessing it made me remember how much i loved this young boy
hes as salty as ever but i love him so much this big softie in the inside omg just be honest hehe bby i missed interacting w this blondie ok HAHAH thank u @af-fection i think ur fanfiction was a factor which spurred me on to do this too hehe now im in a good mood ☆☆☆
sick burns from the one and only iconic porcupine boy who thinks his hair is the dankest✔ i love him being such a meme and i loved ikesen mc in ieyasu's route too omg what memories ♡ omg im so scarred rn omg bcs ok i rly love 2d men and am 100% fine w romancing them but irl im like this awkward duck when it comes to interacting w males.....and a guy classmate of mine just called me to ask me about academic work and he's literally spam texting me which i'm like flustered about so -_____-
omg as i was typing that he called me again ugh ok this might sound lame and im going to be laughed at but how is he so natural at talking to a girl on the phone ???? omg i felt so awkward ok omg dying but ok wtf hahaha im legit an awkward seal irl when it comes to interacting w guys hahahah they r like my nemesis bcs im so shy w them lol ok hahahahah ugh
anyway while watching i rly got reminded of how lovely the oda guys r and i rly miss them HAHAH they r all so iconic and i rly loved ikesen mc's fiery attitude hahahah
Oh yes and if i remembered correctly, hideyoshi was super doubtful of mitsuhide in ieyasu's story hahaha and so was i tbh bcs i didn't know back then that kennyo was the one who instigated everything bcs i mean history says that mitsuhide was a traitor to nobunaga right ??? so i didn't quite understand why ikesen mc didn't tell nobunaga about that in the prologue (?? LOL yeah hahahah mebbe it's juz me mhm
ok this is rly random and uncalled for but nobunaga's confidence and charisma reminds me of serizawa in hakuouki LMAO hahahahahahah always playing the bad guy role with their snotty behaviour but r actually good people on the inside seeking change hahah
Im laughing HAHAHA im reading chapter 2 from his pov and i love it omg
Hehe ieyasu's pov makes ikesen mc so cute HAHAHAHAHA im dying
OMG IM LAUGHING HAHAHAH I NVR NOTICED BUT IEYASU LITERALLY LEFT MITSUNARI'S NAME OUT OMG IM DYING HAHAHAHAHAH OMG WHYYYYYY
Im so humoured rn omg lol ieyasu is so against ikesen mc at the start that i love how the romance blossomed,,,, i rly love it omg bless. ♡♡♡♡♡ djjajejww love this man forever lol
#ikesen spoilers#long post#honestly which post of mine isn't long#that tag is probably redundant#lol
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Ok I know you have a lot of asks and all that but I kind of have a dumb theory but I just wanna share it, with the last ask you just answers about learning a lesson from the story, I have a feeling it’s along the lines of communication is important to make things happen?? Like I know it’s probably not close but I don’t know I just wanted to share lol
Anonymous said:I think we all thought Jungkook had romantic feelings for her because of the way he is so open and honest about his attraction towards her and so in tune with her thoughts, wants, and sometimes her feelings. We really bamboozled ourselves, but that just means that you're a great writer who got us so emotionally invested in your work, so kudos to you Lu!!!!
soporbooktubers said:Everyone must think it's a twist because there are so many romanticized fuckboys out there that we actually expected Jk to be a little cinnamon roll on the inside and sometimes his acts were really sweet. But anyways, New Rules is my favourite one, I just find it so easy to really see myself there and I feel everything so intensely! I loved it, as always
Anonymous said:my guess for new rules is either a. this is some misunderstanding n theyll get together after smth dramatic (unlikely n i dont rly believe this but im a romantic at heart n i love love so im humoring myself) or b. jk rly isnt into her like that, oc moves on/finds someone who respects her, nd jk ends up the token male best friend every girl deserves (THIS is the one i actually believe lolol)
Anonymous said:its r nice to see jk totally uninterested in relationships but still an actually decent guy bc p much all of the guys in my life that ive been "friends" with always had an ulterior motive, and it's nice to see he... doesnt? ive learned to tell who is like that by now but pretty much every guy ive been friends w except a select few (none past 14yrs) were only nice and agreed w me on stuff bc they wanted to date or sleep w me so seeing jk in nr genuinely nice but not wanting to date is refreshing.
Anonymous said:tbh jungkook's actions are in the POV of the O/C so could i guess and say that her thinking he was "jealous" was her interpretation rather than his own actions?
Anonymous said:hyejin honestly seems kind of odd... maybe shes this ex of jungkook's? lolol im throwing this out there but we dont know much abt her other than that shes obv possessive of jk, comfortable around him, and judging by the one time he hugged her and the date, he seems at least kind of comfortable w her too. maybe she wants him back and feels entitled to him bc of some sort of history? im just throwing thoughts out there so dont pay me any miiiiind
Anonymous said:Wait but wasn't Jungkook jealous of reader and Hoseok nearly dating??? wtf???? i am confusion????
pinkluvbae said:I TOUGHT JK WAS JEALOUS OF Y/N & HOSEOK! WAS I WRONG???? WTFFFFFF (sorry my terrible english, i’m tryin to improve it) 😭
Anonymous said:Welp time to fight Jungcock- even if he didn't feel the same way as MC does (which I think he does he's just too pussy and stupid to realize it), the way he handled it was immature and cruel. He could have talked it out calmly instead of mocking her and all that shit, especially since he knows about what Suckjin did. It takes like 2 seconds to calmly reject someone without making them feel like a joke, like what the shit man???
Anonymous said:I'm really reallyyy curious about jungkook's past story, even more after his reaction this chapter with the slightly mention of a compromising relationship, that plus his ex girlfriend and the "don't leave me like her", somethig happend that the boy don't believe in relationships and I'm CURIOUS
Anonymous said:NR Jungkook must be a mess on the inside.....
Anonymous said:I don't know about jungkook's feeling for the OC, i know he likes her and it doens't necessarily means in a romantic way, buuut what I want to know is what happened to him in the past for him to have his convictions and ideals about relationships
Anonymous said:Am I the only one not surprised or mad at jungkook for his actions? He was always pretty clear about his thoughts and feelings.I am curious tho, to why he got so defensive, he was really feeling betrayed when he thought about the possibility of OC being in love with him, so for me the focus on this part was: what happend in the past to make him think that way, be the way he is? (nothing wrong with the way he thinks btw, just his defensiveness and "betrayed feeling" that catch my attention)
Anonymous said:Am I the only one not surprised or mad at jungkook for his actions? He was always pretty clear about his thoughts and feelings.I am curious tho, to why he got so defensive, he was really feeling betrayed when he thought about the possibility of OC being in love with him, so for me the focus on this part was: what happend in the past to make him think that way? (nothing wrong with the way he thinks btw, just his defensiveness and "betrayed feeling" that catch my attention)
Anonymous said:Ok I know erryone else is confused bout the "you like me too" but what gets me is the hOldinG hANds Shit, like if ur just fuck buddies and u only like her as a good friend, yy u gotta be cute and sweet like that u fliiirt, also this whole fricken chapter he was SAYIN stuff like, I think about u all the time n sweet stuff like that, and his fricken drunk confession is HUGE y is he so jealous when it comes to hobi too!? He was so upset at him because he knew he "likes" mc... bruhhh u got me messed
Anonymous said:I don’t wanna be that person but................... if jungkook doesn’t like oc then why he was so jealous when she was with hoseok? was it because their exclusive agreement only?
Thank you guys so much for your very real thoughts and questions about Jungkook’s behavior and the fic as a whole! this was on my list of small but definite things that make me happy and i love and appreciate you all
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MYSME Headcannon: MC w/ Super Powers
A/N: This is a request I got a couple months back. I'll probably write a short Drabble for this at some point, but until then here are some reactions of the Yoosung, Zen, & Seven finding out MC has superpowers.
Yoosung Kim:
He knew it! See Zen, he knew he wasn't making it up!
There was always a little something off about MC. He first noticed it when he visited her apartment and saw the dozens of boxes of sneakers lining the wall of her living room. She said she was a shoe collector, but all those shoes were cheap sneakers with sale stickers marking them down by 50%.
Then there was the way she would carbo load on calories. It was like she was always eating. She told him it was because she was on the college track team. & he would've believed that if he hadn't seen her single-handedly devour six large meat lovers pizzas on her own then wash it down with a liter of phd. Pepper.
& there were a bunch of other little things. Like how she didn't have a car & always left the apartment late for class, but miraculously managed to make it there before he did when he left on time. Or how her hair was always messy, almost as if she'd stuck her head out of an open car window. Or how it only took her a 30 minutes stuffing envelopes for an RFA fundraiser when it should've taken hours for the 400 + guests they had attending.
He kept writing all this off as coincidences. But he knew. In the back of his mind, he knew there was something not adding up.
He didn't find out exactly what it was until their one year anniversary. MC was running late. Her class ran longer than anticipated, so Yoosung decided to use the key she’d given him and set up a romantic dinner in her apartment. He was in the process of removing the stir-fry from the stove and onto two plates when a door slammed and there was a rush of wind. He whipped around so fast to see two shoes flinging themselves across the living room to the entryway.
WTF?
Then MC’s bedroom door opened and closed so fast that he only realized it happened by the sound. He acted quickly putting down the wok and grabbing at metal spoon he went over and grasped the handle.
[Dontbeaghost. Dontbeaghost. Don't.be.a.ghost…!]
He threw open the door and that's when he saw it. A blur or something. It reminded him of a tornado moving about the room, throwing clothes, pulling open drawers. It only lasted 30 seconds before it stopped.
He gasped. “MC?!”
“Yoosung?!” She stumbled backward in shock.
“What? How?”
She tried to play it off, but he wasn't having any of it.
“So you're a superhero?”
“No. Superhero implies that I help people with this… I’m just fast.”
Dinner consisted of MC telling him all about her ability. She explained that all the shoes were because she wore them out so quickly. The binge eating was to keep up with her extremely high metabolism.
“Please don't tell anyone about this.”
“I won't.”
Zen |Hyun Ryu:
SHE IS A LITERAL DRAGON.
Okay so maybe not ‘literally’ a dragon. But Zen had no doubt that she was a dragon in a past life. Probably one that pissed off a wizard & as punishment was forced to live out her next life as a tiny human woman.
“But Zen!” Seven protested, “that's a serious accusation! This is a free country. You can't accuse people of being dragons without proof! Everyone is human until proven a giant fire-breathing reptile in a court of law!”
& they think he doesn't have proof?! B*TCH PLZ.
She’s hot. Like physically hot. Like someone better call the fireman or the ambulance b/c no human person should feel like they're running a fever all the time.
She's so warm that everyone in the RFA has used her at a space heater at some point in time.
& respectively she has used all of them to cool down w/ this slow realization that the tiny Bunsen burners she calls hands have been placed on them.
MC laid next to him in bed and her tiny body gave off so much body heat that HE HAD TO TURN ON THE AIR CONDITIONER! IN JANUARY. JANUARY!
She puts things in her mouth that are TOO HOT
Humans cannot eat things that are the SURFACE TEMPERATURE of the F*CKING SUN!
She asks him to reheat her coffee in the microwave. “It's too cold…” & he’s like there is a SH*T-LOAD OF STEAM rising from the cup.
& it's not just temperature. He's seen her eat a whole bag of Ghost Pepper corn chips. Those things are coated in actual battery acid. LIKE HOW THE HELL?
She hates summer. LIKE SHE PHYSICALLY STARTS MELTING. There is sweat everywhere. It's like she walked out of a sauna.
Apparently it the only heat she can't take.
She loves the cold. LOVES THE COLD. Ice. Snow. Standing in a FREAKING SNOW STORM IN A PAIR OF DENIM SHORTS?!
NO ONE LIKES IT THAT COLD! Unless of course, MOTHAF*CKING DRAGONS!!!
No wonder she hates the tropics b/c dragons don't live in the tropics. They live on of the top of snow-capped mountains in caves!
“It's too hot,” she says for once.
“It's like 70 F*...”
“We should move somewhere North,” she says.
Of course Zen loves all these things about her. & even though he knows there's something different about her, he doesn't push it.
& it's not until he proposes that MC finally opens up w/ the truth.
“Wait, Zen. I need to tell you…”
“That you’re a dragon.”
“What? How did— I mean no, I’m not a dragon obviously. But how the hell are you so close?”
Turns out that MC is in fact NOT a dragon. But is a legit firebender from ATLA.
He still calls her his dragon though.
707| Luciel| Saeyong Choi:
He’s not too sure when he noticed it.
Perhaps it was when he was doing a background check and noticed some strange things about MC’s medical history.
Or maybe it was when she accidentally cut her finger while cooking, but when he came back with a bandaid she wasn’t even bleeding. Who knows really. All he knew was that something wasn’t quite right.
There were a lot of situations. Accidental cuts, bruises, things that should’ve left a mark but didn’t. And he started to wonder if maybe she really was an alien from space.
It wasn’t until MC was in a car accident, that he found out the truth. It was a bad one. She should’ve died. And yet, he didn’t find out about it until long after it happened and MC came walking into the bunker, her clothes drenched in blood.
“WHAT HAPPENED?! R U OK? OMG!”
He’s super worried, almost on the verge of a panic attack.
“WE NEED TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL!”
“No hospitals,” she told him. “I’m fine, Saeyoung.”
“WTF? NO, YOU ARE NOT FINE. LOOK AT YOU!”
And that’s when she told him about her healing ability. Apparently, she couldn’t get hurt. Cuts, bruises, stab wounds, car accidents—none of it left a mark. She instantly healed from all of it.
“But doesn’t it still hurt?” He asked.
“Not so much anymore...I guess I’ve gotten used to the pain.”
He still doesn’t like it though. If anything knowing has made him even more anxious for MC’s safety b/c now he realizes that she has a blatant disregard for her own wellbeing.
“I don’t see why it matters if I get hurt,” she said. “It’s not like I won’t heal from it.”
“Because! I hate seeing you get hurt. Even if you do heal.”
She constantly has to reassure him that she’ll be okay & that she won’t do anything reckless every time she leaves the house.
But at the end of the day, he’s grateful that MC has that ability b/c if anything were to happen he knows that she’d be okay.
#mystic messenger headcannon#mystic messenger#mysme headcanon#mysme#yoosung kim#hyun ryu#luciel choi#saeyoung choi#mysme zen#mc with superpowers#rfa reaction post
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some kenji + mc/kenji hcs
kenji’s favorite show is daredevil, but his favorite marvel superhero is she-hulk (he likes superheroes who are lawyers okay let me live)
u can’t tell me that he and mc don’t watch superhero shows on the couch for “research” (hint: it’s because theyre dorks lol)
at one point dax joins them to geek out and poppy sighs in the background
kenji likes to cook and mc has burnt water before so really, thank based kenji for saving mc’s hopeless ass
mc falls in love with kenji’s cooking the first time they try it in mc’s apartment
“oh my god these are so gOOD !! can i please hire you as a personal chef instead”
kenji grins. “i don’t think grayson will allow it, but i wouldnt mind coming here to cook for you everyday”
cue mc choking on their food beause holy thats so cute and domestic i cry
kenji makes killer yakisoba so it’s what he gives people when he cooks for them for the first time
...but he also likes making it because it reminds him of simpler times with his mom (she had a secret ingredient)
it’s one of mc’s favorite dishes, but when they see kenji cooking it out of nowhere, they go and give him a comforting hug him from behind
oh going back to the superheroes thing, they watch and consume a lot of superhero media but almost always end up on ‘opposite sides’ (i.e. kenji stans superman while mc is batman all the way, kenji is #TeamTony while mc is firmly on steve rogers’ side)
they do a lot of team-building exercises (;D) in their spare time
by that i mean, they do actually train together you know both kenji and mc both wanna save people + have other reasons for being superheroes *(will link mc’s reason when i write it because it’s p angsty lmao)
their first training session sucked though because now instead of getting in each other’s way, they try to put each other out of harm’s way
fuckin dorks
but yo once they get over that, u get a kickass superhero power battle couple !!!
(i personally hc that their general strategy is for talos to keep the villain busy why mc sneaks up on them)
i already mentioned this before but kenji recognizing mc in their superhero costume because he committed the way mc says his name to memory <3 just <3 gets me <3
kenji loves to fly while being held by mc tbh and they totally kiss (and do other stuff) in the air
he also?? loves the fact that mc is stronger than him?? holy hell he gets hearteyes the first time he sees mc casually lift something huge like the sofa or something
similarly i hc that mc gets the dokis when kenji o b l i t e r a t e s someone in an argument
(maybe because someone is talking shit about mc & kenji fites them and wins because he’s his mother’s son + debate club wtf!!)
pls imagine mc absentmindedly picking up and wearing kenji’s jacket after a team-building session and kenji just staring because shit. mc in his clothes is just - kenji.exe has crashed
aw man imagine them having to sneak out for a hero emergency during work and grayon eyes them like “and where are you two going”
mc and kenji exchange a look before giving simultaneous excuses and dashing off
this happens several times until eventually grayson is like “look i know what’s happening with you guys”
mc freezes. “you... do?”
kenji steps forward. “listen grayson--”
“no its fine kenji. i... completely understand. i’d do the same thing if i were in your positon.” grayson flashes a smile that doesnt reach his eyes. “don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me. i won’t tell anyone that you’re dating.”
mc lets out a breath they didnt know theyve been holding and kenjis kind of stares at grayson before smoothly recovering and thanking him and i got kinda sad rip
so talos has a fanbase right so some people are jealous of mc (to which mc rolls their eyes lol), some ship mc and talos (they get a thumbs up from mc) while some have the hots for mc themself?? (mc is #Shookt)
kenji agrees that mc’s hot when mc tells him about the fans (and lbr he defs stans mc online)
when they become popular, mc buys talos merch and kenji buys mc merch
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I love your daycare au! I would love to see more of it! Like they love mc so much
yes, of course!! i have ideas that i need to actually put it into action. y’ know, vanderwood was probably the only capable worker at the daycare before mc came along! every worker until then were w e a k because there’s no way they could handle the combined pressure of….
a rich brat who could easily leak every dirty secret they have on billboards across the country w/ a simple snap of his fingers. what if the rich br- i mean, jumin so much as steps on a lego and hurts his insured $$$$$$ feet??? would they get sued????????? one little toe of jumin’s = more than their entire life savings!
a redheaded genius who’d bring in “harmless” action figures that would literally shoot laser beams from the eyes, and let’s not forget that one time his flame-throwing stuffed animal burnt half of the daycare down??? “i wanted my lunch warm!” well, that’s why there’s a microwave, seven?? luciel?? saewhat??? ok, wtf is his name and who does he belong to and where did he come from and why does he have so many names-
the most handsome child in the world™ who they find hard not to show favoritism to. do you know how many times they’d forget to feed the other kids just because looking at zen feast instead was so… SO breATHTAKING?? he could poke his nose and make it look flawless, ok. don’t even get started on the parents who’d be invited to sit in on occasion. you know how hard it is to fight off parents who aGGRESSIVELY want to plan playdates w/ him and their kid outside of the daycare? “little zenny~, would you like to marry my dear bob one day??” pls s T O p.
and then there’s the last two (sweet jaehee and cutie yoosung) who are heaven-sent in comparison. they are normal and great and w a IT- jaehee, what r u doing on my computer??? are you trying to take my job from me??? o-oh, ur right, the schedule would totally be more efficient that way and whoa- yOOSUNG?? i know u wanna see ur cousin next door, bUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN U CAN CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW!!!!!!!11!!1
when mc came, vanderwood honestly didn’t have much expectation given past experience, but! surprisingly! the notorious bunch of kids were instantly tamed, and mc became his savior… or so he thought. weird things started happening to him shortly after her arrival. he’d find himself suddenly “farting” (thanks to strategically placed whoopee cushions)?? he’d hear ghostly wailing whenever he’d be doing his dirty business in the bathroom (looks like someone’s installed a specially built sound system in the above air vents)??? and he’s pretty sure a stranger (who may or may not be named driver kim) has been tailing him in and out of work??? rather than a savior, maybe mc is actually a curse???
#ask#anonymous#if i draw#any scenarios will be after mc's arrival#so this is some minor background info???
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Yesterday me and @heiligelanze were bored so I made this trash complaining about P4. Don’t read if you like P4. Unless you are very chill about people hating on it.
we talk about why p4 is not good.
#1 - Boring characters
Yosuke: Wah wah small town is borin (why doesn't he just plan to move when he's older), also homophobic in way that suggests writers thought we were too. neck is too long. Also not closeted >:/
Yu Narukami: Stupid name, stupid design, stupid fuckin face, I hate him, no character arc or character at all, Gary Stu. Boring peice of shit. Also. Not GAY Enough >:/
Yukiko: Boring. Thinks she's trapped into being innkeeper when not at all. Never tells parents she doesn't want to or makes any attempt to change anything. Only other character trait is laughs (annoying)
Chie: Guyz I like kung fu n meat isnt that quirky, (bc apparently women don't like meat?????) also not gay or trans >:/
Kanji: Almost good. But misleads to think he is good representative media pushing artistic gay man strugling against stereotypes that gays rnt tough. Actually about gender roles but not well explored. Hinted to be bi at best. Atlus u fuckin cowards let me be gay for once >>>>>>>>>://////////////////
Rise: 2 kawaii. Gets annoying. Unwarranted, undeserved crush on main character you cant say no to. (But unlike p3 game doesn't make u with her but we will get to THAT LATER FUCKING P4G)
Naoto: Too good for game. Shoulda been trans tho.
Teddie: Remove or kill. Annoying af. Tries to steal ur girl. Major mysognist (game is like lol)
Mitsuo: Insulting to ugly people and to gamer fanbase
Moorako: Insulting to ugly people. Hahah who cares hes dead he was uggo lol
Hanako: Fat ppl r gross rite guys lollolollolllollolololollollololl haha she thinks she's atrratcievew lolololo fat pppl thinkin their hot lololololololo
Kashiwagi: She's old but busted except she looks 30 and treated as gross icky old woman when real teens would be like "I wanna bang dat shit on de desk"
Dojima: Ok I guess
Nanako: Emotional manipulation. doesn't die. unrealistically precious and mature.
Adachi: Presents as awkward relatable BUT NO ACTUALLY EVIL OVER THE TOP EVIL MUHAHAHA because he couldn't just be a cool guy with a darker side, had to be ANIME CRAZY EVIL DID IT FOR THE LULZ
Namatame: Not built up enough, comes fuckiin out of nowhere
Izanami: Comes even more da faq outta nowhere (GUYS THAT GAS STATION ATTENDENT SHAKING YOUR HAND OBVS EQUALS EVIL OR PLOT SIGNIFICANT LOL) also rips off Nyx and does it shitty
Ameno-Sagiri: Comes even MORE da faq outtta nowhere and vanishes da faq outta nowhere, also irrelevant to plot and meaningless distraction
Margret: Boring af, no personality at all, Elizabeth was more fun
Saki: Underdeveloped bitch, supposed to be so sad when dies despite not being shown for anythin but bitch also supposed to feel bad for yosuke when she dies even tho she hated him and he would have been rejected anyway seriously wtf
Marie: COMPLETELY IRREDEMABLE GARBAGE FIRE OF PANDERING TRASH. SHOEHORNED INTO PLOT WHEN COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS AND IRRELEVANT. GAME FORCES HER AS LOVE INTEREST WHEN SHE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO STEAL WORST GIRL FROM YUKIKO. ANNOYING TSUNDERE STEREOTYPE. MAKES ME WANT TO KILL SELF.
#2 - Shit plot
Boring af. Crappy tonal issues all the way thru. WAY TO SLICE OF LIFE WHO FUCKIN CARES.
HEY IM A TRANSFER STUDENT JUST LIKE LAST GAME LOL. Everyone loves me immediately even tho im a lil bitch.
Oh noes murder of some random chick we never met so sad ;~;
Meet Chie n Yukiko both boring af, immediately like me
Yosuke is trash can, Mitsuo is creppy and wierd b/c gamers r uggo and uggo ppl are socially inept and suck
Bitchy girl shows up and then dies
Yosuke does1n't get dick wet (he wouldn't anyways but still) so sad
See TV world, meet worst character in ORGINAL game (assult of bear puns)
fight dumb fuckin demon frog bc yosuke is bored (wtf is dis shit)
Chie is gay bUT NOT REALLY
Boss of dungeon is too hard, someone went missing or something idk who cares
Meet gay but nOT REALLY
Chases u bc u judge him but NOT REALLY
Gets kidnapped, gay dungeon bUT NOT REALLY actually about gender and cuz he likes cute stuff means he's gay STUPID but actually he's not because gays r icky lol
Campin time yaya the girls can't cook pffffft a WOMAN CANT COOK TF WOW WOW SO FUNNY A WOMAN CANT COOK WTF WHAT TEH FUCK and also HANAKO IS FAT AND That's' bad
HOMOPHOBIA TIME LOL KANJI IS GAY ARE YOSUKE AND YU SAFE IN A TENT WITH HIM? FIND OUT AT 11
Sexism next day when Yosuke is like I bought u girls sexy swimsuits and will now shame you to wear them ARENT I AN ENDEARING CHARACTER but no dicks are wet except with water (also vomit) including kanji lol abuse (also that could have seriously injured but never brought up BECAUSE ABUSE IS LOLOLOLOOLLOLLLOLLLLOLLLOLLLLLLLLOLLLL) Also game forced u/Yu to be sexist too fuck off game
Nanako is sad whatever who cares
Yosuke wants idol puss so yay idol but shes sad so we stalk guilible peepin tom who is the killer but NOT REALLY while adachi is quirky
Rise is sad that she doesnt know who she is or something fuckin idk STRIPPING TIME BOWCHICAWOWOW also teddie feels useless so everyone dies or smth
Teddie comes out of TV and is now human and annoying mother fucker, Rise is now not sad but KAWAII and Yosuke no longer wants idol puss idk but but IDOL PUSS WANTS BORING FUCKBOY YU DICK (not pandery at all, just your average sexy teen idol wants boring fuckboy)
Teacher is dead he was dick and uggo so who cares lol
Chase after uggo game lover nerd haha dungeon is nerdy game shit lol video games cause violence right guys? Didnt u know that video gamers are all ugly socially inept muderous pathetic freaks????? THATS U BTW UR UGGO INEPT MUDEROUS CREEPY LOSER FREAK LOL
Also rise cums when you kill enemies
Now murders are solved rite so lets have celebration!!!! Girls make omlettes but they CANT COOK LOL wasnt that so funny last time joke so nice they made it twice
Summer festival time Rise wants yu dick and Yosuke wants wet dick but teddie claims all three girls for himself and they go without protest despite not wanting to because they are STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE AND KNOW NOT TO BACKTALK THEIR MAN (isnt this game so progressive)
PERSONA 3 REFERENCES also underage drinking bUT NOT REALLY JUST SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE LOL also teddie stalks them lol also teacher books SEX HOTEL???? How wacky
You kno how muder was solved WELL NOT REALLY WHAT A SHOCK THE GAME HAD NO PLOT FOR LIKE TWO MONTHS anyways
Naoto is strong masculine manly mc man detective but gets kidnapped and is actuallY TRANS BUT NOT REALLY IS ACTUALLY JUST GIRL AND THINKS SHES CHILDISH OR SOMETHING but NOT REALLY ACTUALLY SHE’s JUST LONELY but not really idefk. Remember kiddies being different is okay!!! uwu (so long as you ARENT ACTUALLY DIFFERENT U FREAKOZOID kill urself)
Cultrue festival Rise wants u 2 do her in school halls balls deep but game doesn't let you????? lame 0/10
But then YOSUKE FORCES GIRLS INTO UNCOMFORTABLE beauty pagent that they cant back out of even if someone else signed them up under penalty of DEATH AND RAPE (I presume) because yosuke remains such an endearing character
BUT THEN girls get revenge by forcing him into drag contest and u and kanji too even tho it was only yosuke because the GIRLS ARE SUCH AMAZING FRIENDS
lol girls are objectified lol fatty thinks shes hot lolllollollooololooloololoollolololooll0lkooolloollololoololol (game designers had to stop in order to finish laughing at own jokes)
then drag contest ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww grosssssssssssssss icky teddie wins because................a dude? PASSING AS A WOMAN??????? Totes not transphobic vibes none at ALL
then HOT SPRINGS SLEEPOVER at inn because there is just SO MUCH MORE FUNNY TO BE HAD (isnt this all so relevant to plot and character??? rich narrative very necessary part of story, game would be UNSALVAGABLE without it)
Girls are bitches and think that guys are perving because hot springs doesn't tell them when it's time for girls to go? ?????? Great fuckin service amagi inn also why would the guys perv by just casually walking in??? Why why why why why qwhyw why why anyways they throw buckets at the guys and it's HILARIOUS and not at all uncomfortable, guys run away in terror and the girls are like YEAH GIRL POWER!!! Then they find out about mistake and apologize like good friends, people and normal humans would b/c even for pervin that was extra no just kidding LOL They actually keep it a secret becausE LOL GIRL POWER STRONG RELATABLE FEMALE CHARACTERS AMIRITE WHO HASNT ABUSED THEIR FRIENDS WITHOUT ANY FEELINGS OF REMORSE OR GUILT LOL (also nanako saw that all bad influence on child)
since the friendships are all so wholesome and not at all toxic or unhealthy the guys totally write this off and try to explain themselves to the girls. NO, actualyl, since Tedide and Yosuke are still such ENDEARING characters they instead decide to molest girls in sleep RELATABLE but uh oh they accidentally molest fatty and uggo old teacher who looks 30 and then fatty and teach are like cool let's fuck and like REAL TEENS they are grossed out at being offered sex because yuck women over 20 and fatty also why are fatty and "old" lady hangin out anyway?? Apparently if ur gross u hang out together, b/c that's how it works rite. such grea t non contrivences
Nanako is dying whatever who cares
Namatame then kidnapps nanako or somth who cares dojima dies but NOT REALLY
then they go to heaven because nanako is sad but nobody gave a shit narukami never cared to ask or try to keep her company isn't he just so GREAT and considerate to the girl being boderline abused and neglected in his own fuckin house no who cares BUT NOW WE CARE RIGHT GUYS
Namatame is cray cray and his boss design is uggo and bullshit
Nanako dies, Yosuke advocates MURDER because he is still SO ENDEARING and player has to chose EXACT FUCKIN DIOLOGUE WITH NOT ONE MISTAKE OR EVERYTHIGN SUCKS AND ITS ALL UR FAULT also in some endings you murder because fuck you
but then if u dont murder NANAKO WAS DEAD BUT NOT REALLY but only if u dont murder so congrats u were emotionally manipulated into killing the mentally ill b/c ur so great good job
then it turns out Namatame you know how he was cray cray well turns out he wANST REALLY CRAY he just had plot-convient-tempo-insanity-itius as the doctors call it then u talk to him and u know how he was the killer? Welll...NOT REALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY he was actually good guy u almost killed innocent man fck u
then u have three chances to guess killer and only u can and if you dont get it in three guesses you get, as the doctors call it, plot-convient-stupid-cant-think-anymore-itius and thus you run out of time and nobody in the world can guess except you and even over the next three months nobody can guess because who cares I guess lol 2 ppl r dead
it turns out you know quirky relatable cop man well NOT FUCKIN REALLY he is actually crazy because he's bored and as everyone knows when youre bored you kill also he's sad that he doesn't have talent even tho he is sucessful detective???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? then god bullshit end of world or smth who cares
then everything is over also i forgot teddie disappears so sad but NOT REALLY
Christmas eve sex ( i banged rise on top of christmas cake)
Girls can now cook character development girls learned how to cook 10/10 v progressive
Then flash forward to three months later because fuck you and Yu is leavin because idk and the game ends BUT NOT REALLY ashkually you can get TRUE SUPER AWESOME ending if you are able to figure out that you have to go to junes for no reason except fuck you
turns out the gas station attendent u know him? well he was super bored and he's actually a GOD WOWZERS so amazing did you know jesus was a part timer at a gas station????? NO??? That's why youre playing this sack of shit
anyway humanity wants ignorance or so god says (sound familiar, Nyx??) and she almost wins BUT NOT REALLY Because yu has the power of frienship and you know that awesome scene of makoto fighting nyx? Well imagine thaT BUT SHIT b/c no buildup
for all ur xtra efforts u get teddie saying hearts are connected anime KH cliche (wasnt that so worth the extra bullshit dungeon)
Yu is leaving SO SAD WHAT ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT P3 WUSS CAST? Your friend is dead? GTFO with those 1st world problems NARUKAMI HAS TO TAKE THE TRAIN TO SEE HIS FRIENDS THIS IS THE TRUE TRAGIC DRAMA WHAT COULD BE WORSE
THE END
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#3 - ASSULT OF THE CASH COWS
so p4 is gr8 rite m8? well no but apparentlly dumb 14yr old boys were like "omg this game half akcnowleges gays exsist so PROGRESSIVE also i can fuck mai waifu n have friends" and so p4 made a shit ton of money
atlus saw dis money printin out and were like $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so dey were lyke "lets release a buncha shit”
Persona 4 The Animation: Imagine the same shitty p4 plot but with EVEN MORE HOMOPHOBIA!!!!! also racism!!!! plus MORE FAT JOKES!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaahahahahah also the animation is piss poor shit!!! Doesn't this sound wonderful?????
Persona 4 Arena: So Atlus was lyke yannao wat totes goes with our super serious and super "mature" jrpg seriess? Do u kno? BLAZBLUE!!!!! The over the top weeb fighting game!!! YEah son!!!!! So anyways a fighting game comes out with barely any playable characters??????? Great. Fantastic not the least bit fanficy character writing. Also, there is a plot b/c dis shit be canon. Dats right!!! Now you may be thinking "mmmm how does that work????" well the geneiuses at atlus say "B/C SHITTY P3 RETCON CHARACTER IS SAD ABOUT DESTROYING FRINEDS WHOLE TV WORLD BECOMES ARENA WERE PEOPLE HAVE TO FIGHT FRIENDS" and u may hear that and wonder?? "what deh fuck, wasn't tv world gone also when did this ever happen in p4????" to which fanboys proply accuse u of hating fighting games and behead u.
So at this point in time, P4 is offically dead. It is dead as doornails. but atlus is lyke "Hey let's rape the corpse" and they release shitty remake on overpriced shit system nobody bought. You may be wondering "2012 didn't p4 only come out less than five years ago????" to which atlus says "shut the fuck up and give us money" hence P4 Golden
Persona 4 Golden: Added marie, inistant failure trashfire
BUT WAIT!!!! THERE IS SO MUCH MORE!!!!
Added events!!!
a) Yosuke wants dick wet and will cum if he feels boobs on his back!! So Yu and Yosuke team up to get shitty dumb ugly bikes b/c they're sooooo cooool rite mitsuru? You and ur dumb motorbike p4 is the real mature game. Anyway. Then they go hit on girls and yosuke gets one!!! YAY!! BUT OH NO!!! IT'S ACTUALLY STUPID FATSO STILL THINKIN SHE'S HOT WHEN SHE'S ACTUALLY STUPID BC SHE'S FAT!!! She then sits on yosuke's bike and it breaks because lol shes fat get it get it get it get it????? Doesn't this add so much to the story??? RICH NARATIVE RIGHT GUYS?!
b) BEACH TIME!!! Because that's where the real compelling drama is!!! Anyway they go to the beach and yuckerbears kanji is in a speedo!!! Gross!! I hope yosuke doesn't catch the gay!!! Then teddie tries to molest the girls bc he's such an endearing character lol then kanji's bathing suit falls off!!!! How did this happen u may ask?? ANIME MAGIC!! So then they dress kanji in seaweed like birth of venus and girls scream and run. the end.
c) Fireworks festival yay time ted-fiya so memorable. Yosuke wants to murder Teddie bc PORN so funny haha more fat jokes also teddie wants 2 bang nanako
d) Nanako is sad again whatever who cares
e) Halloween party!!! BUT NOT REALLY!!
f) SKIING TRIP!!!! YAY!!! P3 REFERENCES!!! YAY!!! Shiptease!!! Yay!!! Teddie steals food so Naoto advocates for his MURDER!!! YAY!! IF YOU DID MARIES SLINK YOU GET XTRA AWESOME DUNGEON!! ALSO IMPLIED RAPEY SEX IN THE SNOW BUT NOT REALLY!!! ANYWAY turns out that marie sucked up the ameno sagiri fog! What u thought it just went away on its own?? BULLSHIT!!!! Next you'll be questioning the ever so important role of NPC John Smith in creating Izanami's gas attendent disguise. Or NPC Billy Bob in giving Ameno Saigiri directions to the boss fight.
RIVETING DIOLAUGE LIKE "is this like the part in movies where the bad guys lair collapses??????" WORST GIRL IS DEAD BE SAD EVERYONE ELSE IS U MONSTER!!! BUT NOT REALLY!!! INSTEAD SHIP FUEL!!!! Also marie is polite for half second, AMAZES ENTIRE CAST GREAT WRITING!!!!!!!!! dont u love it when ur friends treat u like shit? then there’s a lovely scene where the dudes perv on the girls who are sexaulized and marie attacks them. Riveting. Then they all died and we were all happy.
g) New years eve. That is all. also new stupid persona evolutions that look stupid.
h) Valentine's DAY!!! I bang Rise on the da beach!!! Also if u slink with marie at all she forces you to cheat!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!
i) OH, NO! Yosuke is going to have to move maybe idk wasnt he supposed to want to move??? idk shut up. anyways. to keep yosuke miserable his friends have to become a band in TWO DAYS!!!! How will they ever do that??? well guess what with zero experience the entire group becomes master musicians in TWO DAYS!!!!!!! That's right, it's that easy!!!! U 2 can become as good as Green Day in two Days!!!! not that they ever play again lol or ever bring this up again lol. Then the dudes jump into the crowd and lol the crowd dodges thme aand nothing is accomplished.
j) New super awesome epilogue you only get if you slink marie even tho she isn’t there for 90% of it whatever the new designs suck
Anyway since the game isn't slice of life enough you can now bang rise in the movies and the hot springs also you can go out at night so exciting.
You can now force Naoto into sexy outfits against her will because isn’t it so cute when girls don’t like being objectified??? Also they molest her at the hot springs??? Also
So yeah P4G sucks ass. But ATLUS didn't stop there!!!! OH no! Atlus then went on to make Persone Q!!! They decided this time to drag innocent bystander P3 as well!!
Persona Q: some bullshit about a dying girl causes the P3 and P4 cast to meet in a wonderful culture festival crossover!! With lovely gameplay and no regression in character!! Chie always had nothing to her past loving meat right????? Also yu can fuck the dog from p3!! isnt this so believable and not the least bit stupid or contrived? isn't it?? Isn't it???????? Not much to say its just dumb
surely Atlus must be done now right?? RIGHT?? WRONG!!!!!!
Now you see since P4G came out, OBVIOUSLY the anime needs to be partially remade! You may be asking, isn't the anime less than TWO YEARS old at this point? Why remake it? Did golden really have such a different story? No.
P4 Golden Animation: Marie, marie, marie, marie, ten episodes of marie, never goes anywhere, confusing and boring af but look 16 yr olds in bikinis and nude and not totally shit animation so it's ok right? RIGHT? RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P4 at this point has been raped to death all over again and the corpse is still being fucked and they won't just let it die. BUT NO!!!! Enter p4 arena ultimax!!
P4 Arena Ultimax: B/c the first was so great, they made another!! Game so nice they made it twice!! but now the dark hour from p3 is back because idk we ran out of ideas. Also junpei and koromaru and adachi great. But guess what!!!!!! AWESOME NEW CHARACTER!! His name is sho!! He is the secret son of dude from P3, how is this possible? fuck you. Anyway he is so tragic and sad he hates friendship!! awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! :((((( But never fear!!! The p4 team will show sho the glory of frienship isnt this so interesting and original and great????
p4's violated, torn up corspe now has zero dignity left so atlus decided to reanimate the corpse with dead horse dildos and force it to dance
P4 DAN: Dancing. Shit dancing. Nobody knows how to dance. Remember how P4 used to be about murder and accepting uncomfortable truths???? Well now its about shittily animated dances. Isn't this so great? Guess what we lean about the characters? We learn that they can't fuckin dance and watching them is cringy af. Also now the tv world is a dance stage because the tv world just does whatever the fuck we want it to. what if a characters shadow is a rapist, would they be forced to rape?? is that how atlus would make a porn game?? if we wanted to make a chess game a famous chess player who feels forced to play chess will then make u forced to play chess.
.... so obivously, the P4 fandom realized that Atlus was raping their game and refused to buy it right?? RIGHT??? WRONG. They actually will castrate you with a rusty carving knife if you ever so much as imply P4 is a cash cow.
It totally is tho
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RFA (+V and Saeran) reacting to MC who has a bodypillow of her favourite Anime/Manga character
_Yoosung_
° finds out after he visits your room for the first time
° totally suprised at first
° “MC why didnt´t you tell me you have one?”
° got one too but with a LOLOL character
° you were too embarassed to tell him ｡(*^▽^*)ゞ
° not mad at you because, duh, you can have what you want
° I mean it´s not like his is more lewd
° nevertheless is jealous
° can´t accept that you cuddle with someonething other than him
° would throw his away if you do likewise xD
° but you won´t
° eventually makes you sleep at his place VERY often
° not that he would want to Keep you away from your precious husbando
° ( cute cinnamon roll is jealous o(≧∇≦o))
° will sleep with his when you´re around to make YOU jealous
° doesn´t work that well for him
° you just bring your own next time
° after enyojing his suffer you promise to leave it at home (in your wardrobe)
° “MC you´d do that for me ??” (YES, FEEL THE LOVE)
° has to lock his away too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
° Pillow-Party!!!! in the closet
_Jaehee_
° confused when you tell her you´ll bring your waifu over
° “MC are you cheating?”
° poor BBY
° Freaks out untill you explain
° not the biggest fan of your pillow...
° wants you to put it away (no hot waifu in her house)
° “But WHYYYYYY!!!!11″
° “Because it´s stupid!”
° MC leaves, crying
° Well done Jaehee...
° only takes 0.45 seconds to run after you
° “MC wait for me!” , “No!”
° eventually catches up to you
° “Please come back I didn´t mean it like that “ ( ˃̣̣̥ω˂̣̣̥ )
° great MC now she´s crying !
° you end up going back to her´s and dicuss the matter
° is actually just JEALOUS?!
° you two agree to leave it at your house
° MC is wondering why Jaehee invites her over more often after that ｡(*^▽^*)ゞ
° cute, naive MC
_Zen_
° he freaks out !
° “How can you sleep with another man??”
° his ego is slowly dying XD
° “Zen chill he is no match for you”
° “YOU REFER TO HIM AS HE!”
° wants to burn it.............. immediately
° says nonstop how much hotter he is
° gets on your nerves to put it back in a closet.....or in the trash
° one time he hides it in the freaking garment sleeve for his tux
° he was the only ont to find it funny though
° as a revenge you slept wth the Pillow only for two whole weeks щ(゜ロ゜щ)
°MC how could you??!
° as a result he is unconcentrated to the Point where his Manager phones you and asks you what´s wrong with him
° so you end the torture (unfortunately)
° he still feels stared at whenever he waks by the pillow
° paranoid????? he????? Nooooo!!!!!!!
° begs you to at least Change the cover to a White one
° “Zen you have to learn to live with it. I have to live with your fans too!”
° “That´s not he same!” ZEN!!!
° in the end he tolerates it only outside the bedroom of course
° to your suprise he gives you a pillowcover with him o(〃＾▽＾〃)o
° Things you do for your ego love
_Jumin_
° also kinda jealous but mostly chill with it
° gets you more covers because he can
° secretly hopes you´ll get sick of it when you have so much
° sees it more as a Substitute for him when he´s on a buisness trip
° soon you have like 10 different pillows and 20 covers ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ
° you´ll soon have your owm husbando/ waifu room !!
° Jumin, y u so generous??
° he hopes you won´t be so lonly when he´s not there for you
° feels guilty because of that
° but at one Point he sees you sleep with your arms and legs around the pillow
° wake up MC Daddy Jumin is here to punish you
° no more pillow for MC ( ≧Д≦)
° almost throws everything related to that Thing away
° lucky enough you can convince him otherwise by Stripping infront of him
° in the end they´re not banned from the Penthouse but from the bedroom
°to make him happy you make a pillowcase with Elisabeth and yourself for him
° when he sees it......
° let´s say you didn´t thought a man could die from nosebleed
° takes it with him whenever he´s on a trip where you can´t come along
°gives you one in return
° on one side he´s wearing a super sexy tuxedo and on the other one.......
° let´s just say it´s definetly R-rated (♥ω♥*)
° needless to say it´s the only pillow you´ll be using from now on
_Saeyoung/Seven_
° so you have a Body pillow....... how cute
° he has f*cking 20!!!
° so he´s super chill with it
° YOU are jealous of HIS Collection
° one day you two buildthe great korean pillow wall XD
° keeps ordering matching cases for the both of you
° in Exchange you have to Change covers
° every.single.day
° they work as a Substitute whenever he´s to busy to cuddle with you
° he says he´s fine with it but gets annoyed by it at one point
° “MC why have you replaced me?”
° “Just let me sleep Saeyoung!”
° the next morning all of the pillows have misteriously disappeared
° the only one left is a life size pillow with seven on it?
° “WTF happend ??!”
° then Seven appears and he´s wearing a freaking pillow cosplay ∑(O_O；)
° just why Seven ??
° “If you love them more than me then I have to become a pillow!!”
° you have some serious Problems dude...
° but you can´t resist and hug him almost to death
° you both decide to lock the pillows (he eventually brings all of them back) away and/ or give them to Saeran
° exept for the Seven-pillow, you can Keep that ;) you know for...... science and stuff
_V_
° he´s blind so....... yeah not really Aware of it ?
° wonders why you always insist of sleeping with this huge pillow
° knows nothing about what it Looks like until Jumin tells him one day
° thank you very much trust-found kid
° is super jealous and doesn´t like it
° but accepts it for your sake
° but one night, when he had too much wine, he asks you to remove it
° Little V´s pride is hurt
° of Course you agree
° I mean, who wants to make this cutie upset ?
° But you secretly put the cover back on when you two have a fight
° sneaky, sneaky MC (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)
_Saeran_
° already knows those Things from his stupid Brother
° teases him for having so many
° when he finds out you have one too he bullies you A LOT about it
° but in reality he´s scared you´d replace him and thinks you´re tired of him
° my poor bby don´t you dare thinking that
° actually makes poor MC really sad .( ˃﹏˂̵ )
° so she gives her pillow to Seven and hopes Saeran is happy
° he is
° but when he sees her crying in her slee because she misses her pillow.....
° “There´s no way to avoid it, if you want that Thing so bad I´ll be your pillow”
° he´s totally NOT blushing while saying that HE IS
° realizes that this was the best decision of his life ೕ(･ㅂ･ )
° you´re happy. he´s happy. Problem solved!
° LIKE A BOSS!!!
I hope you liked it. It´s my second headcanon so I know I still have a Long way to go ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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continuing the hiatus with 4.05
Well I'm here avoiding responsibilities as usual, pretending that I don't have class in the morning or any laundry to do but like I said I've been watching shameless and I need a little wholesome ctm to balance it out lol & @ilovemushystuff recommended I watch 4.05 *thank u 😌*but let us go on this journey together 🙃...
the clothes lines remind me of home bc we don't have a dryer in our apartment haha & when it's cold out my mom hangs everything up around the house it's a hilarious nyc struggle lol
my bby shelagh!! 💕 so precious pushing the pram! omg we get to see this again next series *hopefully* with unnamed baby turner 😭!!
aw I miss summer!! I love being out in the summer *plus my birthday is in August*🙃
Ahh aren't we glad Shelagh got new dresses, cause I'm not feeling this one lol
Jenny Agutter's smile w/ her eyebrows raised >>, am I right
Wait this is the osteogenesis imperfecta case right ??
Laura looking angelic but that is not at all new, I just have to always mention it
Now all I can do is stare at her hair bc of this debate earlier 😂 what color??
but damn I don't like this dress either I forgot how disrespectful the costume designers were in series 4😂😂
Patrick grabbing her hand saying thank you ugh so pure 😭😢
"Two weeks in Lyme Regis does sound nice" ugh Shelagh's so adorable but LETS HERE IT FOR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT™ BC SHE DIDN'T EVEN REALLY ASK TO GO ON HOLIDAY EVEN THOUGH SHE OBVIOUSLY WANTED TO & IN THE NEXT SERIES SHE PLANNED THE WHOLE DAMN TRIP WITHOUT TELLING HIM👏🏼 LOVE IT lol even though camping was a disaster
It's been 3 fucking mins and look at all the shit I've said wow I hate me
Pats and Trix!! I miss their friendship
Haha omg this is right after Trixie and Tom broke up #awkward
"Wild peach, isn't it glorious?" I love my other bby trixie. We are so similar but she's better 💕
PHYLLIS OUT HERE YES
"Roasted like a Sunday dinner" LMAO
aw this is the episode with the Sylheti mum, here's some quality early Babs
SISTER E 😭😭😭 I miss her aww
Omg &Sister Mary Cynthia! she just became a nun aw I miss her being so happy 💔 I hope she's in the Christmas special or Series 7 Premiere
"Ready?" ugh I just think of all the times we're heard that, like Trixie asking Shelagh when she was about to get married *hello my two favs interacting its iconic for me* or when Trixie told Sister MC off she wanted to ask her if she was ready when she went to become a postulant like if she was getting married, my heart 😭 UPDATE: I made a post about it
speaking of my gal Beatrix here she is again
I want to be that platinum blonde tbh
Sister Julienne saying "little man" yes I'm here for this such thing
little Raymond like ST Raymond or the baby that was left on the steps .. wait what happened to him? I forgot lol it's been a while
I do not like Sister Mj's absence
but yes her nephew! Did he just like stop picking her up??
Aw Trixie wanted to hug sister MC I can tell, nuns can hug though why didn't she?
we were robbed of a cute sister MC & sister W young- nun dynamic duo
but I like sister Winifred so much more now she's lowkey golden
Diphtheria yikes
LMAO FRED HAS A DU RAG ON ??
I forgot that the old nurses uniforms were so washed out looking
sweetie, if a ANGLICAN NUN is telling you the baby needs more than prayer wouldn't you believe it ??
like wtf is Christian scientist anyway, yo no se
lol calm down Barbara that's a lot to translate
woah Pat's looks hella good with her hair like that 😍
my bby Trixie serving looks but is heartbroken 😍😢💔
THE PICTURE OF HER AND CYNTHIA!! THAT IS NOW ON HER VANITY MIRROR !! MY H E A R T
*twerks to the bicycle song*
"She says where he goes, we go - even the moon" ahh again my heart!! & it's so similar to what shelagh said in the last Christmas special 😭💕 *i think it was a bible reference but I can't remember bc my memory is fuzzy from being a reckless heathen* jk jk😂
How does a faja type belt help her?
I initially really liked Trixie and Tom but I'm so glad they found better matches
yo I'd be shook though if my baby's bones kept breaking and I didn't know why omg
The nurses being cute eating popsicles outside lol
aw wait Fred and Violet weren't together yet here, they're so cute haha
again so wild, like imagine no one knowing what your baby is hurt and no one believing that you didn't abuse your child?! I cNt
so scary
Ameerah is so pretty & how sweet omg she brought Babs a dish. She misses having girl friends omg!
The Poor Pentergasts
I feel you Mrs ^, I scream into my hands at least 3x a day *for obvs diff reasons*
Baby Angela💕💕 so precious
aw Patrick & Shelagh😭 but now that shelagh's been on her nightie game this blue nightgown should finally go #hereforthebrinylon™
Shit now Patrick is going to realize and blame himself
let Patrick not feel guilty for anything in series 7, cut this guy a break pls
osteogenesis imperfecta yup I remembered ✔️ well I remember watching this with my mom & her calling if before they knew it and I was annoyed bc She can't just watch she always has to be a nurse & put her opinion out there😂 like we watched the finale yesterday and I thought there'd be some suspense but nah she knew the pill gave her a deadly blood clot😒she was surprised they killed the first women described it to though
Shelagh's face while Patrick gets in the ambulance 😭💔
I miss the nuns singing !! mainly miss Laura singing but still!! it's very peaceful you feel?? let me hear some hymns
I feel you Patrick, you smoke that cig
Alright damn Mr Pentergast, I feel your anger but wtf were they supposed to think??
I get anxious watching Patrick be anxious tbh omg xzjkalsfo
the way he fidgets the pen so relatable
Shelagh kissing him on the forehead and the cheek 😢😭💔💕melts my cold little heart
"I don't want my Geraldine being seen by the receptionist" fuck u lady she's the best damn nurse out here Lmaoo
But seriously did everyone just forget she was a nurse/midwife when she was a nun? it has only been like a year since she left and got married so I wouldn’t think people would forget just yet but maybe? wtf lol. I feel like their story was such gossip that it'd be unforgettable? that's just me Lmaoo
Go get that uniform Shelagh!!!
she's so patient, dios te bendiga. She’s too good.
my angry self would've been like "do 👏🏼 ya👏🏼not👏🏼get👏🏼that👏🏼I 👏🏼was👏🏼 a nurse 👏🏼and 👏🏼delivered 👏🏼like 👏🏼half 👏🏼of 👏🏼your👏🏼 gremlin 👏🏼 children?!" Or "you don't want me to help? Okay there's the door, don't let it hit you on the way out"!
SHE'S GETTING THE UNIFORM PEOPLE
okay I don't think I've ever thought about it until now but Shelagh talks about Patrick's war neurosis with Sister Julienne like she already knew?? I bet Shelagh went to her after the adoption interview 😭
ugh I love their friendship/relationship it's so pure
This whole show is so pure! how can it remind you of the darkness in the world while still giving you faith in humanity?? There's nothing like it
I told you I caught my mom up with series 6 & she was just like "I can't believe we have to wait so long. Why can't America make a show as great as this?"
I then said "I know I have like no reason to live until Christmas" but she said i was being dramatic oops
*cue in the mirror*✨
SHE'S PUTTING ON THE UNIFORM PEOPLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL
you guys don't get how happy this made me when I first saw it omg, I was so tired of seeing her sad/upset and lost and distressed and everything but happy but THEN SHE PUT THE UNIFORM ON AND THE LITTLE HAT AND LOOKED IN THE DAMN MIRROR WITH HER MILLON DOLLAR SMILE AND I WANTED TO COMBUST I WAS SO HAPPY I WAS IN TEARS😭😭💖💖
SHELAGH TURNER DESERVES THE WORLD AND MORE, I WILL ALLOW NO ONE TO DISAGREE
AND IF U DO WE CAN FIGHT RN
I'm so proud of how far my bby has come ugh I can't deal
It's 1am why am I being a little emotional bitch™ ?? Ugh I just love this character
I'd fight for Shealgh or Trixie/ Laura and Helen in real life. They are gifts we don't deserve
BUT ALSO, YOU MEAN TO TELL ME ALL THESE PEOPLE DIDNT BELIEVE SHE WAS A NURSE & THEN SAW HER IN A NURSE UNIFORM THE NEXT TIME AND QUESTIONED NOTHING???
Like I know it wasn't the same people but still word gets around?
Shelagh and Tim's hug aww
Can we pls see a cute moment between them? We were played with that hospital scene in 6.4 bc it was like 2 seconds long
Patrick's pyjamas though >
the flat filled with things from patients is so sweet aww
How did no one else in Ameera's house get sick though?
Angela looking so adorable wow what a pretty baby
the real million $ question is, will we ever see Mrs B? Probs not Lmaoo
Still waiting for the day Timothy Turner has an angsty teen moment bc his unrealistic perfect child-ness has been going on too long
Disregarding that time he was mean to Shelagh in series 3, I won't forget it bc I wanted to smack him 😂👋🏼
*shelagh voice* Dr Turner's back to save poplar from ill health and disease
THE WAY HE LOOKS AT SHELAGH WHEN HE REALIZES IT WAS HER IN THE NURSES UNIFORM
ALSO I'm sure he realized a kink he didn't know he had lol 😭😂
tracheotomy 😬 how do they make it look so real ahhh!? wild
"..Because I have you" BYEEEE 😭😭💖💔💔💔 my heart melted into a puddle & I can no longer live
the first kiss that you can't even see !! But still it took a season & a half for the married couple to kiss!😂
Ok shh Vanessa is gonna say something profound I must hear
Who tf am i talking to? I'm losing my damn marbles
And yes that's a Hook reference
"Humanity is fragile and all the sunshine in the world can't save the frail or make the delicate invincible but love has the power to strengthen and protect and guide us to a place where we feel sheltered and fulfilled. Where it doesn't matter if it rains for we are home and dry"
UGH SUCH GOLD!!!
And Shelagh holding Angela next to Ameerah and her new baby, my heart!!
such an amazing show
The End.. until next time..
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