#would say this

[zeroroze159]

Things Will Solace would/could say

Will: 2,500 calories a day. 8–10 hours of sleep at the least and that doesn't mean over sleep. Your blood sugar level -Processes to lecture Nico on his health for what feels like forever but Nico still listens even if he doesn't fully agree-

Will: I do not know who tells you these lies but, kid. I am NOT a drug dealer there are only Legalized drugs PRESCRIBED to the campers if they need it. Will: Nico you cant keep going around telling kids that an APPLE will keep them safe from me. If I Have ONE MORE child come up to me with the offering of an apple and saying "If you were a fruit you would be an apple because you must keep away the scary doctor too" I will stop spending the night in your cabin and you can blame that on yourself when you have no one to cuddle with at 4 in the morning because you can't sleep.

#get your head out of the gutter #funny shit #funny stuff #solangelo headcanon #skit #Would say this #will solace #nico x will #doctors are not drug dealers #will solace headcanon #pjo hoo toa tsats #pjo #funny #solangelo #why are you reading the tags? #humor #funny post #funny memes #solangelo fluff #fluff #sweet

[addsalwayssick]

“but it’s illegal!” okay? yolo

#i was searching up my teacher #found some good sh on him #he runs a summer camp #not runs #but he in head counselor #he’s also like 6’5 #HES SO DJDHJD #(derogatory) #he yelled at me #it was sad #but he does it everyday #it is what it is #james potter #? #actually #barty crouch junior #would say this #thank you #btw #i said it too #i stand by it #be a girl do crimes #be an idiot #and do crimes #be me and do crimes #do crimes #periodddd #word. #addie cooks up

[abracazabka]

she speed on my wagon til i REO

#johnny lawrence #would say this #im tagging it idc #cobra kai #music #reo speedwagon #coming out of a huge absence to post this and leave again #classic rock #70s rock #80s rock

[keef-a-corn]

There was a scene, specifically some dialogue, from Modern family that I think should be acknowledged.

Season 8, episode 12: do you believe in magic?

Jay says:

It’s fun when your kids get your best qualities, but it’s a kick in the gut when they pick up stuff you hate about yourself.

I saw that ugly, impatient part of me coming out of my adorable son.

In fairness, that adorable part also came from me.

As impactful as the line is by itself, that kids learn and take up traits from their parents, good and bad.

I think it’s also a good quote for parental characters in media, especially ones that aren’t in traditional positions (think characters raising children in violent situations like wars-). It doesn’t have to be about being impatient, angry and rude, it can also be self-destructive behaviour, communication, so on.

If you’re apart of a fandom that has a character that the quote could be applied to, please reblog.

(I’m also curious)

#quote #modern family quote #family dynamics #parent #parental characters #I think a quote like this could apply to Batman #but there’s also so many other ones #batman #would say this #honestly #TFP Ratchet #and #tfp optimus prime #would say this too

[mayia-rat]

I think the worst/best/mildly amusing Netflix Witcher quote, out of both of the seasons, is ‘Oh man the water is so cold! You could hang portraits on my nipples right now.’

(Reblg/Comment if you wanna argue on this 💀)

#of COURSE it’s a Jaskier quote #who else #would say this #now I’m imagining Geralt saying it #fuck fuck #UM #anyways #the witcher #Jaskier #jaskier the bard #geralt of rivia #geralt x dandelion #crack ship

[seldomsee]

I can't stop thinking about this post

#my art #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #people commented on the op's laios icon but imo it was more something Marcille would say

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[thinkingabout-girls]

#this is the most correct ive ever been in my life. he would say this #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #image id in alt text #meme #i might draw this at some point. we’ll see

[ratt-teeth]

my grandma sent me a picture of my dog with his new xmas present and i need a fucking inhaler LOOK AT HIM

oh to feel a fraction of the unbridled joy he is experiencing

#my perfect yucky boy i would die for him #dog #ratt teeth says shit #ratt dog

[wowwforever]

if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

#parks and rec #ron swanson #he would not fucking say that

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[gayrudeboys]

yesterday i was ringing up an old man at work and he asked if i wanted to see his pride and joy, pulled out his wallet, and in the place where you’d keep a picture of like your family he had this

#the conversation two minutes prior to this: #‘is that the senior citizen price?’ #‘we don’t have a senior citizen discount’ #‘just say it is’ #‘that is the senior citizen price’ #‘oh! perfect!’ #i would drop dead to give this guy five more years

[guardianspirits13]

It's been 7 long years.

The final season of Percy Jackson and the Olympians has just begun to release.

The Ares and Apollo cabins are in a dispute over ownership for the flying chariot.

The counselors sit around a table in the Big House.

Percy has just learned that he's (probably) gonna die in the next month, when Clarisse and Michael begin to bicker. Percy has had it up to here.

He starts clapping rhythmically. There is a lull in the room as they stare at him.

He claps faster.

"Oh golly, the road's getting bumpy, cause I've got me some friends who just can't get along-"

#im just saying. #this would be one HELL of a callback #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo tv #pjo spoilers #pjo tv spoilers #the consensus song #the last olympian #percy jackson #clarisse la rue #michael yew

[angelfic]

annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way you’d put an iphone in a bowl of rice

#bless #still can’t wrap my head around the fact Athena was willing to kill her own daughter #when I say I’ve never hated anyone more #LIKE WHY WAS ANNABETH NOT FUMING #it’s a good thing she isn’t in s1 like I don’t think Percy would be able to hold his tongue #ni.txt #percy jackson and the olympians #pjotv #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #pjo disney+ #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo series #percy jackson tv show

[thedupshadove]

He Would Express Those Sentiments, But Not In That Vocabulary

#writing #he would not fucking say that

[stil-lindigo]

lead balloon (the tumblr post that saved me)

if this comic resonated with you, it would mean the world to me if you donated to this palestinian family's escape fund.

--

no creative notes because this isn't that kind of comic.

I know I don’t owe any of you anything but I still felt compelled to write about my long term absence. And I feel far enough away from the dangerous spot I was in to be able to make this comic. I have a therapist now, and she agreed that making this could be a very cathartic gesture, and the start of properly leaving these thoughts behind me. I am still, at seemingly random times, blindsided by fleeting desires to kill myself. They’re always passing urges, but it’s disarming, and uncomfortable. I worry sometimes that my brain’s spent so long thinking only about suicide that it’s forgotten how to think about anything else. Like, now that I've opened that door for myself, I'll never be able to fully shut it again. But I’m trying my best to encourage my mind in other directions. We'll see how that goes.

I am still donating all proceeds from my store to Palestinian causes. So far, I've donated over $15K, not including donations coming from my own pocket or the fundraising streams which jointly raised around $10K. In the time since I made my initial post about where this money would be going, the focus has shifted from aid organisations to directly donating to escape funds.

If you'd like to do the same, you can look at Operation Olive Branch, which hosts hundreds of Palestinian escape funds or donate to Safebow, which has helped facilitate the safe crossing and securing of important medical procedures for over 150 at-risk palestinians since the beginning of the genocide.

#cw: suicidal ideation #cw: suicide #cw: self harm #cw: mental health #cw: depression #i made the balloon the main representation of my self destructive urges for a reason but im not going to explain it #i tried to keep a lot of the details in this vague #it would be my worst nightmare if this comic encouraged someone to hurt themselves #so. please dont #for a long time even the thought of making this comic felt so insipid and narcissistic #with the state of the world as it is #having the only threat to your life be yourself felt so privileged and trite and shameful #but doing this comic made me sit down and process things in full #and im just. very grateful i didn't give in to my thoughts back when i sincerely felt i'd be more useful to the world dead #i also feel the need to say that this wont represent everyone's battle with mental illness. its unfortunately different for all of us #there is no fix-all #and im afraid this might be one of those comics that either resonates a lot or misses the target by a mile #i made it for myself foremost. and now that its done im glad i did it #thank you for reading #and please stay alive #stillindigo art #stillindigo comics