#he’s also like 6’5

[addsalwayssick]

“but it’s illegal!” okay? yolo

#i was searching up my teacher #found some good sh on him #he runs a summer camp #not runs #but he in head counselor #he’s also like 6’5 #HES SO DJDHJD #(derogatory) #he yelled at me #it was sad #but he does it everyday #it is what it is #james potter #? #actually #barty crouch junior #would say this #thank you #btw #i said it too #i stand by it #be a girl do crimes #be an idiot #and do crimes #be me and do crimes #do crimes #periodddd #word. #addie cooks up

[andrew-dramaqueen-minyard]

hc that despite other (shitty) teams trying to psych Neil out by calling him Nathaniel or Wesninski or butchers son on the court they actually find Neil terrifying for the exact reason they’re shit talking. They try to play it off like they’re not scared and that’s why they taunt him but in reality, when they’re off the court, they constantly discuss how scary Neil kinda is. There’s rumours about Neil and the ravens and Riko, and what Neil did and who he was before he joined the foxes and then with the added obvious evidence of what he endured? The man LOOKS tortured and still comes out on the court with a wicked smile, he’s terrifying.

#he’s also terrifyingly hot #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #tfc #neil josten #aftg hc #nathaniel wesninski #other teams also talk about how terrifying half the foxes are but they would never say it out loud #like you’ve got Neil ‘was literally a tortured mob bosses son’ josten #Andrew ‘the reknown monster’ minyard who never shows any emotion #Kevin ‘the son of exy who’s never been skiing’ Day #not to mention #aaron ‘literally killed a man on record’ minyard #Matt ‘6’5 and one of the ICCA exys BEST backliner’ boyd

[chelseasdagger]

AAAAA OMG CHELSEA!!!! Unfortunately I don't have any advice (I've never been on a date), I just wanted to say how happy and excited I'm for you!!! Just be yourself since you are amazing!!! I'm crossing fingers it goes well!!!

-👽

AAAAA!!! hi hello baby!! i appreciate you saying you were happy for me!! 🥺🩵 it means so so much to me! i was DEFINITELY pretty spooked but it was a nice time! we were both shy at first (he’s really soft spoken and shy haha) but i got warmed up pretty quick since his energy was so calming :’)

he paid, walked me to my car, and i got a hug!!! it was perfectly paced and there was no pressure so it felt like SUCH a huge step for me considering i’ve had bad experiences that kinda traumatized me. i’m so glad he was so kind anddd i won’t see him for two weeks CJSKDKS cause @chellestrash is coming to see me!!! so woo!! bros before hoes amirite? ;)

#asks #👽 anon #um. can i also mention that he’s 6’5? 0.0 #i was SMALL for once!! #i got to hug him and i put my arms up! i always have to lean down to hug someone so i was just so so happy :’) #i felt small beside him and cute in my lil dress (he said it was pretty) i’m just :) yeah this felt like a good thing :) #anywayyyyy ._. i’ll leave before i start smiling again EEE

[sethdomain]

just comparison

#mlb #the amazing miraculous rewrite #my art #hey guys my rewrite is not the same as the source material #they can literally be considered as my oc so whatev #but i would prefer to call it like a different au #or iteration??? idfk #the difference in design is that my ver is more spiky thas it #my ver of cn is also very tall #he got both of his parent tall genes #specifically his mom though #his dad like freakisly 7’0 and his mom is 6’5 #she is 5’0-5’4 #for cn he is 6’0-6’5 #yes a teenager can be that tall trust me he is white #i hc’d canon cn to be 5’8-5’9 and lb to be 5’5-5’6 #for my ver all minors character ages between 15 to 20

[evansbby]

I think this is my sign to get into wrestling because... WOW 😳🥵

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM2ykWLMt/

YESSS

And he isn’t even that hot in that video😭🤭 I mean he IS but if you see him now, he’s like 2838282929x hotter bc he looks more daddy and he’s got a better haircut and he’s just AHHHH so good!!!

#also if you search on tiktok edits of 2000s edge?!? 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 #he literally LOOKED like a hot asshole #6’5 too 🤭🤭🤭 #2000s edge and Roman reigns and Seth Rollins and Cody Rhodes and and and #sooo many more #perdidosbucky yyo

[6footeel]

spinning harley around in my head and doing things like giving him marfans & making him a cane user

#.talk #scp fua #his comments about his gunshot incident and saying ‘my good leg’ . inferring his other leg is fucked up #and considering. his fucking shin got powdered . i’m taking it and making him a cane user #and maybe sometimes uses his crutches… #his mobility aids are ridiculously tall due to the marfans. also #he’s got stupidly long legs . and is like 6’4 or something i think #maybe even edging into 6’5 . he’s built like a giraffe with joint stability issues and horrible eyesight #(bro’s got subluxated lenses he can’t see shit w out his glasses) #this is canon to me

[horrorknife]

im still thinking about how i want to be jacob singer like. physically. the entire time i was watching jacobs ladder i was getting such crazy gender envy and gender euphoria from him because he has this gentle soft edged masculinity, which is (at least i hope) very much my brand of masculinity

#hes also 6’5 cuz tim robbins is a huge dude #i wish i was big like that ☹️ instead i am very small. #jonah.txt

[vonkarma2]

imagine seeing a 15 year old and thinking yeah I’ll use him for my killing people to keep the populace in check plan just have to manipulate him by appealing to his insecurity he has because of his broken family first and make him substitute religious devotion for interpersonal connection 😋✌️ he is fucking insane so I’m sure it’ll work whole time he looks exactly like this

#imagine having to pretend to take this kid seriously. performance of a lifetime #wolfposting #it’s also really funny that he canonically realized he made a huge mistake #and is convinced crow is going to snap and kill him one day #he doesn’t really have to worry about that but I’d be scared too this man is like 6’5 and has killed hundreds of people with his bare hands

[stunfiskz]

wait hold on concept for cincinnati carmen sandiego episode. vile tries to steal the fucking beast out of kings island but fail because the beast is always fuckinf closed

#txt #was trying to think of. anything. culturally significant here #also fun fact my dad rid the son of beast when it was still a thing #and his knees got absolutely fuckimg decimated bc the ride was shit and also he’s like 6’5 so he was crammed in to it

[daenerysoftarth]

What if I wanted to destroy this pathetic lil white boy

#sexually I mean #also he’s like 6’5 so not rlly little but

[funkyselfships]

Sometimes a S/I is yourself but 3 inches taller so that more of your F/Os are shorter than you

#imp songs #literally been making a chart of the canon heights of my F/Os #for live action ones I usually go off actor heights #and fun enough many of the animated ones have canon heights anyways #but NONE of them are shorter than me #canonically at least #Max is like 5’6” on the model sheet and I’m 5’6” but 5’7” early in the morning #so it’s close with him #and Spamley is literally a tiny computer guy so if I humanize I’m imagining him short idgaf if he looks like he shoulder be taller #and charlie’s actor is 5’7” #and Eliot’s actor is 5’8” #so by imagining my S/I like 3 inches taller… you see where I’m going with this #it would also be taller than my familial f/o mr. pink’s actor who is also 5’8” #after that Carl and Laszlo’s actors are 5’10” #and according to a trading card Stu is 5’10” normally and 6’5” in his platform heels which I love #everyone else is 6ft and above #which is fine variety is the spice of life

[sabertoothwalrus]

half-foots are often mistaken for young tallmen or dwarves by people who don’t know about them.

But Chilchuck is like the 6’5” of half-foots. I wonder if he’s not even immune to that in half-foot communities. Like imagine you’re at the market and you see the tallest guy you ever saw. Like “holy shit he’s tall” tall. He’s a head taller than everyone else. APPARENTLY half-foots and tallmen can have fertile children. People probably constantly ask him if he’s half-tallman or half-dwarf. Maybe not dwarf cause he’s so skinny.

Chilchuck is also a middle child of 5 siblings. I wonder if his whole family is like that or if he’s just token beanpole. Man, the whiplash he must’ve felt the first time he went to a more diverse area and everyone started calling him small. no wonder he drinks

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims

[headbandsandflats]

my little cousin, who is seven years younger than me (and one year younger than my brother, with whom he used to wreak havoc at all family events when they were kids), insisted on buying me a drink last night when we met up with him and his friends at a bar, like literally went put it on my tab, life gets so weird as you get older

#when your baby cousins buy you drinks 😭😭 #(also he’s ...I think either 6’4 or 6’5 so he just feels like such a grown man now) #(which he obvs is BUT STILL - baby cousin rules) #family #cousins #what is time

[evansbby]

Google told me 5'6 what is going onnnn 😭

How tall is Chris anyway

I believe Chris is 6 foot 🙂

#WHICH IS CRAZY COS HE LOOKS SO MUCH TALLER IN MOVIES 😭😭😭 #like in avengers he looks really tall #and also in what’s your number he looked super tall #obv next to his wife he looks really tall #so in my mind I want to see him as 6’5 😭😭😭 which is so not the case #anon #also google tells me Dakota is 5’7 I typed ‘Dakota Johnson height in feet’

[deadghosy]

HAZBIN HOTEL HEADCANNONS WITH ENDERMAN! READER

Prompt: a 9’5 creature comes by and randomly builds the crew things.

ITS ACTUALLY FUNNY CAUSE IMAGINE YOU BEING CHARLIE IN THIS SITUATION-

You hear a knock at the front door of the hazbin hotel and open it to see a 9’5 TALL ASS PERSON WITH DARK PURPLE SKIN WITH SMALL PURPLE FRECKLES SCATTERED AROUND THEIR BODY….

Immediately door slam like Alastor got in the pilot….

She kept reopening the door as you finally got tired of that bullshit and teleported inside as you croaked…your jaw unhinging in a weird attractive way as your eyes were blinded by a black blindfold.

“Uhm sir? Are you here for the hotel?” Charlie asked as you nodded turning slowly with a croak. You pulled out a wrench ready to show how you wanted to work for her. Charlie smiled awkwardly as she shows you around the place. Literally you had to duck a lot to the point you had to crawl like a baby just to fit in the room…

Embarrassing it is…..

But at least you can kinda shapeshift a bit to 3 feet less as you are at 6’5 which made the others feel a lot more comfortable about you being comfortable in this height as you still kinda crouch to pet keekee.

I feel like Lucifer will like you personally because of how you like to build and take things apart to renew things. So he definitely brings you in his workshop as he rants about his duck collection as you slightly grumble unconsciously as purple pixels fly around beside you.

Dead ass…you are beautiful with your purple ender eyes they glow behind your blindfold in the dark…the hotel cast and even say as they would see them from afar at night.

I headcannon Enderman! Reader to have slight muscles but is really strong despite their skinny look. But really they/he has a nice build under his working clothes.

Vaggie was shocked to see you teleport away before she could prick you with her angelic spear. She definitely had Alastor keep a look on you…but you only built and fixed around the hotel like a handy man.

I can see Angel dust taking a picture of you while you are behind him working having your sleeves up as you work as the Snapchat caption says, “He’s working hard to please me” as a joke. You definitely got death threats as you just stare at your hellphone confused as you block them all.

Sir Pentious has accidentally looked you in your eyes once and your unhinged jaw as you screeched at him as a static sound enters his head …it made him scared of you for almost five months until you explained and calms him down….you didn’t like to be scary to others.

Angel had told you how about how you could be a model with your skinny yet built body as you just stood then staring at him through your blindfold.

Tbh your dynamic with Angel dust is “girlboss” x “househusband” as you literally build and fix things

I bet reader built Lucifer a duck boat once as you stand there as Lucifer looks like he is about to cry in the duck boat you built as he gives you a thumbs up. It was a derpy sight but funny.

I headcannon Enderman! Reader to always pick things up, nifty including as she just smile kicking her feet back and forth with a smile. “I like em! Let’s keep him/them!”

YOU KNOW HOW IRON GOLEMS HOLD FLOWERS?! YEAH ENDERMAN!READER HOLDING FLOWERS FOR THE RESIDENTS 🦆✨

It would be funny be at a height comparison with Alastor as he just smiles as you stand there fidgeting with your hands.

I can see husk raising a brow at you like “🤨 who the hell is this guy?” As you walk a bit sluggish holding your tool box

I can also imagine reader having slight difficulty at reading the room or having social skills as they were isolated from people before dying definitely. Like you would croak softly patting Vaggie when her secret was out only for her to push you away as you were trying to say you fixed the toilet.

You stood there confused until husk just sat you down before you teleported after her.

You attacked a sinner for trying to rob you as they grabbed your blindfold in accident only to get attacked and a see an unhinged jaw…next thing they saw was a punch.

Charlie definitely cleaned you up, she was just confused who blood it was as you stay quiet and quietly croaked in your throat.

I headcannon enderman’s to have a raspy voice because they can’t talk but try to. As it’s either deep or a decent voice tone.

Imagine if enderman! Reader met the other overlords before their decrease in height as they stare up at you kinda intimidated by your height. Their necks definitely hurt 

HOPE YOU LIKE IT! 🦆✨

#Enderman!reader #enderman #minecraft #Minecraft x hazbin hotel #crossover #hazbin #hazbin lucifer #hazbin husk #hazbin alastor #hazbin charlie #hazbin angel dust #hazbin x you #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel lucifer x reader #hazbin hotel x platonic!reader #hazbin hotel x Enderman! reader #hazbin vaggie #hazbin hotel headcanons #hazbin hotel x you #hazbin hotel x male reader #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fluff #hazbin hotel imagine

[hazbinwhoree]

General Adam Headcanons

SFW

100% dresses like Adam Sandler under the robe

Pronounces bruh like “brah” unironically

Has a high body count, but not as high as you’d expect

He has abandonment issues cause of Lilith and Eve

He’d never admit it but losing both Lilith and Eve to Lucifer really fucked him up

Lilith left him for Lucifer, and Eve cheated on him with Lucifer

Due to knowing the pain of being cheated on, he will never cheat despite the fuckboy persona

Man can actually settle down with the right person

Wears his mask all the fucking time, he only takes it off to sleep

He thinks it makes him look badass and his favorite feature is the horns

He’s tall as fuck (6’5) but he’s kind of thin, so he wears a big ass robe to make up for it

You can only tell by his arms

He likes to appear big

His favorite thing about himself is his dick (surprise)

Listens to heavy metal

Can’t cook for shit

Needs therapy but will never accept therapy

Doesn’t realize how misogynistic he is and if you tried to tell him he would get defensive

“What, I fucking love women, they’re hot.”

Says “nuh uh”

Cried in front of Lute once– they never talk about it

Shockingly, he doesn’t have any STD’s and he’s very proud of that

Sees Lute as a best friend but he’d never let her know she means that much to him

Has a colorful vocabulary of cuss words and unique nicknames, ie “Danger Tits”

Is really good at coming up with unique insults too

Never get into banter with him, he will hurt your feelings

Sleeps like a rock but moves a lot in his sleep

Seriously, he’ll hit every position in one night

His band is actually really popular in Heaven, and he’s renowned for being the best guitarist

Of course, that only strokes his ego

Ego bigger than his dick, for real

But if you can get past his ego, he can be fun to be around

Touch starved

Cares for very few people, but he would die for the people he does care about

NSFW

Absolutely has a size kink

He’s tall and he loves to be able to look down at his partner

It makes him feel powerful, but he also finds it cute

Has tried every sex position possible but his favorite is missionary

Rarely does he do missionary however because he only likes it with someone he cares about

Phenomal at giving head

He has a long tongue and he knows his way around a vagina

Actually has a big dick, he’s not kidding

Like no wonder he walks around like he’s a god

Also has a virginity kink and it’s definately related to his abandonment issues but he’ll never address that

Whenever he has sex, he always goes for a round 2 in the shower

Actually hates being called things like “daddy” and “master”

While he has some kinks, he’s actually not a very kinky guy

But he’s down to try anything

Has been pegged, doesn’t prefer it

His third and final kink is a breeding kink

He has no idea why but its imperative that he finishes inside his partner

Messy, loves being feral in the bedroom

The kind of guy who’s gone right after a hookup

But if he has a partner, he insists on cuddling after sex

Perfers tits over ass

Will bury his face in his partner’s while they cuddle

One time he came from looking at himself in a mirror during a hookup

Eye contact goes crazy with a partner

Needs to see partner’s every reaction and expression

Also needs control the whole time

Will never sub again, he hated it

#hazbin adam #adam x reader #hazbin alastor #hazbin angel dust #hazbin charlie #hazbin husk #hazbin vaggie #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel #hazbin lute #x reader #headcanons #hazbin lucifer #hazbin sir pentious #hazbin niffty