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aftg fic where everything is the same but the story is just told through bee’s therapy notes. just imagine the jump between sessions.

session 36: andrew is doing well this week, spending time with family and kevin, feeling needed. slight paranoia regarding new recruit, spoke about coping mechanisms when feeling as if loved ones are threatened. discussed the upcoming school year.

session 37: andrew has drugged the new recruit and interrogated him. tells me they’ve come to an understanding. no signs of remorse. discussed possible legal consequences of actions and how we could have addressed that more healthily. scheduling in for extra sessions to work on impulse control.

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Nicky makes Andrew watch good omens (and by makes I mean he’s watching it with Andrew in the room) and Andrew hates how much he relates to Crowley

#did I basically delete the tumblr app from my phone for months? yes #did I recently watch good omens season 2 and now I’m projecting? also yes #did I come on here just to scream about it thought a foxes post? absolutely #but for real tho think about it - surface level it’s the all black and the general pessimism and the sarcasm #deeper it’s the begrudging pining the wanting to save their other half the doing bad things in the name of actually good things #I’m gonna throw up #Andrew does laugh to himself tho that as much as he relates to Crowley his other half is nothing like Aziraphele #aftg #the foxhole court #all for the game #andrew minyard #aftg hc #tfc #good omens #Andrew Minyard is a Crowley kin

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I wish Nora could see this…please

There are so many book references, watch closely!🩵

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Some practice 🤨

#I’m back and I’m throwing up because I love this so much

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Andrew's POV

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Neil doodle from yesterday 🦊

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Neil, sweating: I only have two jobs, and taking care of Kevin isn't going great so I'd better keep the mas safe

Neil: *gets on the wrong side of the road*

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Andrews brain can be accurately depicted by that one Bo Burnham bit that’s like

I am the Left Brain, I am the Left Brain

I work really hard until my inevitable death brain

You got a job to do, you better do it right

In the right way with the Left Brain's might

I like Oreos and pussy sketchy redheads running from the mafia

#aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #tfc #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #Bo burnham #left brain right brain #tfc shitpost #aftg shitpost #can u tell I’m watching Bo burnhams special #also hello I’m baaaaaaack

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"stop staring at Kevin so much. you're making me fear for your life over here" is soooo funny not just because of the staring itself and how it comes across but because of how obvious he's being especially given that he's trying so hard to not be recognized by Kevin. factor in the fact that, aside from exy, he hasn't shown interest in anything or anyone else like it's just so ajsjskdfjjs. best believe that if Nicky had found out Neil had feelings for someone before realizing it's Andrew (or even just that Neil could be interested in guys) he'd have himself an "oh so Neil and Kevin—" moment to parallel the one Neil had

#Nicky absolutely talked to Eric afterwards about how he never saw andriel coming because he was almost certain #that kevin and Neil were gonna start fucking or something #because ‘Eric have you SEEN how Neil eyes kevin down

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different moods of neil josten🐥

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Nicky: let’s play fuck, marry, kill

Aaron: my brother and my cousin are in the group, vetoed

Renee: what about gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss?

Matt: oooh, I like it. Allison, GGG for Kevin, Andrew, and Neil?

Allison: oh this one’s easy. Neil is gaslight, obviously. Andrew is gatekeep because he’s literally a goal keeper and won’t let anyone in to his little gang, and Kevin is girlboss because he’s a bitch but he serves enough cunt to make up for it

Kevin: you really think I serve cunt? that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said about me

Andrew: well I’d argue that Neil is also girlboss, but go off queen

Dan: Neil is very slay, but when it comes down to manipulate, manwhore, malewife, he’s always going to manipulate

Andrew: valid

Matt: periodt

Neil: …? I speak five languages and this is none of them, what the FUCK are you all saying

#no the I speak five languages and have no idea what’s being said #💀💀💀

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neil be like

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while i love the idea of neil being so attuned to andrew that he would never confuse him with aaron i can't help but thinking about how hilarious it would be if one day he did. like just imagine a fever ridden neil stumbling out of his bed to go looking for andrew. he stumbles into the kitchen and oh there andrew is, his back to neil while he pours himself some coffee at the kitchen counter. neil in his hazy state makes a stumbling beeline across the room to him. he drapes himself over the back of andrew's tiny figure pressing his face into his neck, andrew's cool skin feeling like a blessing on his pounding head. he wraps his arms around andrew's waist. though, even in his muddled state he doesn't miss the way the body under him has stiffened under neil's touch. he's just about to ask what's wrong before his brain registers the sound of someone loudly clearing their throat.

he lifts his head towards the sound and through his foggy sight his brain slowly registers one of his own oversized baggy t-shirts, black armbands, and the unmistakable glint of a piercing on the currently raised eyebrow of one Andrew Minyard.

it takes neil's brain a second to catch up and when it does he flinches back from aaron so hard and fast he stumbles back into their tiny kitchen table. and stares at andrew across the room a look of horror on his face. meanwhile andrew just quietly sips at his coffee staring neil down over the rim of his mug, ignoring the glare from aaron burning into his face.

finally andrew relents bc neil looks like he's about to collapse and tells him to "come here". neil stumbles his way over all but collapsing into andrew's chest. aaron scoffs loudly before announcing he needs to go scrub himself clean again and walks out the room. andrew rubs at neil's neck gently hiding his little amused smirk into neil's bed head before forcing neil back into his bed

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Just thinking about some poor Palmetto Freshman who, due to the nature of the Foxes, is super quiet and blends into the background. This poor freshman is a foreign language major (forcing himself to have to talk to people and he likes languages) and he knows a couple languages already!

He hasn’t mentioned his major so no one knows but its fine there will be time to make friends and- did Captain Neil just call the scary goalie милый (Darling)? Their tones give away nothing but the goalie with all the knives responded by calling his weirdly intense captain кролик (Bunny).

He stares at them but Andrew threatens to cut him if he keeps looking (he thinks its about Neil’s scars) and now he has officially missed the chance to mention that he is fluent in Russian.

Cue being subjected to the sappiest shit on the entire planet because Andrew and Neil are fucking extra with the shit they say when no one can listen in. So now begins the long play of trying not to let on that he knows because that would be so embarrassing! So awkward! He masters the art of the poker face by the Fall Banquet. He refuses to sit in hearing distance of the two of them on the bus because last time he listened to Andrew describe in excruciating detail what he was going to do to Neil if Neil let him when they got back to the dorm. (He couldn’t get up and walk away! That’d be suspicious!)

This is his hell but at least he made friends with the other freshmen when he accidentally said “No I think Andrew likes Captain Neil plenty.” Because he was trying not to process the absolutely filthy things Andrew was saying to Neil in what looked like a heated argument.

The only person who knows is Nicky because Nicky came up and asked if he was homophobic (power walking away from Neil and Andrew when Neil sat in Andrew’s lap for movie night because he has LEARNED that lesson) and he panicked because HE IS NOT HOMOPHOBIC and confessed that he is fluent in Russian.

Nicky, wisely, promises to take this information to his grave. The freshman weeps in gratitude.

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my favorite thing about aftg is that wymack is just a good person tryna help some troubled kids then all the sudden he starts housing mafia escapees

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lesbian Andreil because I yearn for them in all their forms

#prev #I’m GOING to be a lesbian on main bc GOD DAMN #masc lesbian Andrew my beloved #fem lesbian Neil my BELOVED #I want them both to destroy me

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Neil after a bad game pulling a Jack Hughes and telling the reporters "yeah we got whacked two games in a row now...the last thing we want to do is stand and talk in front of you guys 😐..."

#this #is #hilarious