#functional website

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[mjulmjul]

picnic date :)

#artists on tumblr #art #illustration #ghosts #digital art #yea #what rituals do i have to complete to make this post actually show up #functional website

[chambers003]

happy ace week

#if youve seen this before i was in reblog jail when i tried to post it the first time round so idk if it will post that one too or… #functional website #my post #grian #pearlescentmoon #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #skyblings #codduo #<- i think this is their duo name. shoutout to empires season 1 for being cool and awesome #do jimmy and pearl have a duo name?? they should they are cool and awesome too #anyway i woke up this morning with a vision and within half an hour i made this. and then i was in reblog jail for 5 hours #it was pain agony suffering and misery in the planet earth #ace week #this post has everything. siblings truthing. excellent headcanons if i do say so myself. funny meme. temporal relevence

[homeofhousechickens]

Tumblr is like "no you will not upload cute Fondue videos" 😞

#watch them suddenly get posted five million times #functional website

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

dear anons I thank you all for this but I don’t want to spam so I’ll just reply in this way

I can sleep safely knowing when even the slightest hint of a whimper occurs it will send the messengers to my inbox 🫡

#I will watch the stream tomorrow #I just had like 20 mins to check it before heading home #I’m glad I got to witness this specific bit live #it’s very inconvenient that he streams as I’m stuck in traffic lol #ask #asks #non voice post #edit: wait what is going on with my profile pic #why is it only there sometimes #functional website

[giraffeyla10-draws]

@abraxas-calibrator out here giving me 200+ notes on my barely used art blog, subsequently giving me a heart attack in the process smh

#also i have no idea why tumblr sometimes fucks with it #the actual gif is fine and doesnt keep previous frames #functional website

[szollibisz]

tumblr is not letting me post the gay sex drawing that isn't any more explicit than stuff i post anyways 🤨🤨🤨

#i tried it as different file formats from mobile and from pc and i even tried editing it into a post #it doesnt say anything not even to add a mature tag it just doesnt show up on my dash or in tags #functional website #at least instagram told me they deleted my post because it said fagott #spies are forever #saf #tin can bros #szolposting #owen carvour #agent curt mega

[ghostinthepepper]

YOU CAN'T DISABLE THE LUFFY TAB, AND IT GLITCHES WHEN YOU TRY TO DISABLE ANY OTHER TAB OMFG

@staff @photomatt @support @changes

#ghost speaks #i hate that this is going to make people hate one piece even tho one piece is fucking fantastic #tumblr #fuck tumblr #glitch #luffy #luffy tab #tumblr glitch #tumblr update #tumblr changes #functional website #hellsite

[airprime7]

hello?

tumblr, why is there a hole here?

#who put void in my dashboard #functional website #tunglr

[harlequinoccult]

i just realized tumblr never published the valentines day asks im going to kill this website with hammers

#princepostin #functional website

[tango-but-everywhere]

?

why is he trending

#not tango #and hermitcraft too?? #it literally isnt on my end but #ok! sure! #functional website

[blueberry-boyfriends]

I love when tumblr removes a post and emails me about it, linking to the specific post, and the link leads nowhere because the post was removed, so I don’t actually know what post they removed

#functional website

[greenofrain]

What is happening over here

#functional website #tumblr #coronavirus #covid19

[none-sex-left-gay]

Tried to use tumblr to get some firsthand accounts of cptsd and good to know it flips the fuck out about e@ting disorders(????) and gives you no tags or blogs to reference. God forbid i actually had it and wanted to connect with other people or something like that

#text #functional website

[sundered-souls]

LITERATURE AESTHETICS || The Advocate

STRANGE CASE OF DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE

cobblestone streets / lamps shining out of the fog / the warmth of a fireplace / unopened bottles of wine / the tension between what things seem to be and what they truly are / the heady thrill of freedom / panic of losing control / blood on the pavement / guilty vices / top hats and walking sticks / self-destruction / old documents tucked away in safes

FRANKENSTEIN, OR THE MODERN PROMETHEUS

rain hitting a windowpane / candles burning low / mountain ranges with white, snowy tops / frenzied obsession / a cemetery at dusk / slaughterhouses / all-consuming thirst for revenge / compassion turned to bitterness and hatred / a sense of duty weighing on your shoulders / inescapable guilt / the frozen wastes of the arctic circle / the feeling of someone breathing down your neck / lightning sparking through the sky

THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY

erotic longing / paint on a palette / golden curls and rosy cheeks / the desperation to cling to youth / bees lazily drifting through the grass / hedonism / the blackness of a soul / a dusty attic / hiding secrets / blood pooling on the floorboards / gut-wrenching jealousy / a dimly-lit stage / temptation into corruption

THE PRIVATE MEMOIRS AND CONFESSIONS OF A JUSTIFIED SINNER

cliffs rising up into the clouds / someone ambiguously supernatural always lurking / edinburgh's winding streets / religious zealotry /careful manipulation / family rivalry / a bible written in an indistinguishable language / a face that's always changing and shifting / something demonic masquerading as something pure

DRACULA

letters and diaries / suitors courting a lady / castles nestled deep within forests and mountains / terror of the unknown / the howling of wolves / aristocrats from olden times / a consuming hunger / the dead rising / horses' hooves thundering along a path / blood staining the snow / crucifixes warding off evil

WUTHERING HEIGHTS

fog over the moors / embracing one who is already dead / a cycle of abuse / vicious, snarling dogs / a house left to ruin / a thorn among the roses / toxic love / ghosts / the howling wind / flowers that have died and begun to rot / wasting away / a voice you can't identify

Thanks for the tag, @thefreelanceangel!

Tagging @auroraemberneko @abalathia @eorzeanflowers @miqojak @monster-of-master @nikolazuli @hanajimasama @laladventures @mythandral @ricard-blythe-ffxiv @houserosaire @shroudkeeper @ishgard @tallbluelady @archaiclumina @paintedscales @deadtail-ffxiv and anybody else interested!

(still going through my followers list to tag people, so if you're not interested, simply consider this a gentle boop then :p)

#The More You Know #answered; The Advocate #love this meme for him #there's so much of his aesthetic in this x) #I'll probably redo for one or two more muses but he was the obvious first one #Ok Tumblr refuses to actually tag more than 6 people in this post #nice #functional website #meant to interact with each other #absolutely.

[a-frogge-bip-a-smal-beastie]

nothing more tumblr than trying to boop your mutuals and getting hit with this 75% of the time

#boop #functional website #hellsite (affectionate)