The Hitman and the Mage
The Hitman and the Mage
by Rachel Lu
When Katsuki Bakugou stumbled into her shop, Ochako knew her life was going to be changed forever.
Words: 3112, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 6 of Comissions
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Uraraka Ochako, Midoriya Izuku
Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Uraraka Ochako
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, bakugou is a hitman, Ochako is a mage, Almost smut
Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31195181
Heya! Hope you had a good day/night so far! I was wondering how the tf2 mercs are like when they're stalking their future s/o, how they'll do it, what they'll do when s/o is already taken...? Don't hold back! lol
Yandere Mercs Stalking Their Future Vict- ahem, S/O
Scout would probably ask Spy for tips on being quiet and sneaky, since he’s pretty loud and obnoxious, Spy would probably be a little suspicious on why he’s asking all this stuff but Scout just says it’s “for a prank”
When he has his final plan to execute, he will lure you into his room under the false premise that he’s just showing you one of his comics. He then hits you over the head with his bat and waits for you to wake up if you refuse to comply
Already have an s/o? That’s fine! He will send them a letter saying you broke up with them, with no return address. You’re his now￼
Soldier is straightforward. No sort of planning, he’s strong and can easily pick you up and run away with you. Planning is for communist hippies!
He’s an early bird, wakes up at 5AM sharp, one hour before the others should be up. He will go into your room and attempt smother you with a pillow until you’re turning pale. He won’t kill you though, how could he do that to his cupcake? He flings you over his shoulder and runs out. You haven’t been seen since.
If you’re already taken, he will send your lover a box of severed heads. Seriously. This man is insane
Pyro is probably the one to get away with kidnapping with zero consequences. They are a literal schizo who doesn’t really know right from wrong, at least in their world, wrong means right. they don’t plan much, they kinda just watch what you do and how you go about your day. They will stare at you very obviously but you and the rest just brush it off as pyro being pyro.
They will basically just pick you up and run away, run for like 30 minutes until you two find an abandoned barn house, or something of that sort. They will just keep you there until they can find somewhere better and closer.
Already have an s/o? Okay, well their house burnt down and they burned with it in what the officers can’t tell if it was an accidental fire or an arson attack. They hid it that well
Demoman would have a plan. He knows what he’s doing, he will listen into your conversations and watch your daily routine while pretending he’s black out drunk.
He’ll execute his plan during your off time and ask if you wanna have a few drinks with him. He gets the strongest stuff he has and makes sure to knock you out. Next thing you know you’re laying on a couch while he drinks a bottle sitting next to you.
Tbh I feel like demo wouldn’t really care, he would just be like “you’re mine now, whoever this person is can fuck off” and it surprisingly works.
Heavy wouldn’t really stalk you, he would just kinda approach you with his feelings, if you reciprocate, everything is okay, but if not, he goes sicko mode
Will just ask you after a mission, or just during an off day. He doesn’t see any reason really making a big deal out of it unless he has to
If you already have an s/o, he knows he’s strong and can be frightening when needed. He is not scared to beat the shit out of someone or just invoke fear into them
look at the gif look how many there are
Engineer is perceived as the perfect, southern gentleman, and though he is, he’s got some fucked up thoughts and plans on what he’s gonna do to you.
Engie would just ask to cook you dinner or something, and then if he asks to take you home and you say no he will basically say you already agreed to this “date” and choke you until you pass out. You wake up in his workshop
If you have an s/o, he doesn’t really care. He does see it as morally wrong, but you’re meant for him, right? He needs you and you need him!
Sniper is a quiet, lonely man. He will look for you while sitting high up top his tower, smiling to himself every time he sees you. By day 3 of stalking you, he has your routine planned out and knows the time to strike
He will basically just kidnap you and run away. Literally. He’s got no other plan really, but if you do try to escape he will shoot you in the back of your legs. He will get you fixed up though, but he won’t hesitate to do it again until you’ve learned your lesson
You’re basically “missing”. No one goes in his van, nor are they allowed to, so everyone thinks you’ve gone missing, and his van is the last place they’d check and the case has gone cold. No leads have been put out since
We all know this guy is weird in general. He’s got a predatory nature, but it’s sort of endearing. He will call you in for check ups more than usual, more touchy with you and he constantly looks at your medical records.
He will definitely put you under anaesthesia so he can have his way with you, you’ll always be tied down to his operation table until you’ve learnt to stay with him forever.
Okay? Ludwig doesn’t care if you’re taken or not; he will find a way to kill your lover and steal their organs or use them as a human torture experiment.
He’s the MASTER at stalking. I mean, this guy has been everywhere and done everything. He knows your routine by day one at the base and always knows when you’re going to be doing something different. It’s very creepy and unnerving
If you reject him with the excuse you already have an s/o, he will disguise as your s/o and force you on a date with him, unknowing that he’s basically gonna keep you tortured until you love him.
Goes without saying that he can and will kill your s/o without any trace of a murder or body being found. Spy knows what he’s doing.
I hope you liked it! Feel free to request more. This was fun ❤️
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