#would love to colour it but oml i think it would crush me

[raspberrywiskey]

dead man !

#im actually so happy with this 😊😊 #made an animation i actually like for once ! #would love to colour it but oml i think it would crush me #metalocalypse #dethklok #skwisgaar skwigelf #toki wartooth #nathan explosion #pickles metalocalypse #william murderface #animation #fresh catch

[princess-of-inarizaki]

Can you do the manager hcs that act like Alice Nakiri from SnS for Inarizaki, Shiratorizawa, Fukurodani, and Nekoma? (like she is BEST GIRL; so confident, adorkable, impulsive, carefree, have a mischievous side, has cute bossy tendencies but at the same time she is really caring, polite, and very very rich (she doesn't even know what a Bento is)

Hello my love!! Ahhh I just love receiving asks from you. You're honestly a psychic, I was actually just fangirling over Alice Nakiri when I saw your ask, because I'm on season two of sns.

I have the HUGEST crush on Hayama Akira omg. Definitely my favourite character from the show, his visuals and character are both just god-tier. Who's your favourite male character from the show? I think Akira, Takumi and Isshiki are such cuties. Although Isshiki's fashion sense is just so questionable oml

@k-sakusa-old (I CAN FINALLY TAG YOU IM SO HAPPY!!) ❤️🖤

Rich manager headcanons.

Characters: Inarizaki team, Shiratorizawa team, Fukurodani team, Nekoma team.

Warnings: none :))

Manager preferance: as stated, she's adorable, funny, and rich, and an excellent cook! Has a mischievous side, and a curvaceous and beautiful body with pretty features.

Inarizaki

Ahhh alright, it's my little fox babies!! They see you around school with your best friend pretty often, and they're struck because you look so different.

Like they've honestly never seen anyone like you, with your eyes and hair a different colour, and the way you carry yourself with so much grace and class, yet you also have the cutest expressions.

I think they'd all be subtle simps for you even before getting to know you, because they find your mannerisms really cute.

Definitely push captain Kita to ask you to become their manager.

So you're with your best friend, and you're teasing him (REAL SNS FANS KNOW ALICE IS NEVER WITHOUT RYO) and Kita bows and asks if you would be the manager for their volleyball team.

To vex him further, you tease him before agreeing to help, and he looks relieved, albeit a bit traumatized. He definitely wasn't expecting such a sassy girl.

Kita reports back to the team that you've agreed and will be manager starting tomorrow.

Back at home, you remember Kita's face after teasing him, and you decide to cook the team something as a peace offering, also hoping you'll make a good impression.

You cook them something extremely fancy, using your extensive cooking knowledge and effort, and the end result is something worthy of being served at a high-class restaurant. You go to bed satisfied, after asking the butler to prepare and pack the food for the team at school.

After school the next day, you smile happily with your butler by your side carrying the food you've made.

The entire volleyball team is just ":O"

You smile cheekily and tell them to dig in, introducing yourself as the new manager.

They're in a bit of shock, because they never knew you were; a. Rich, or b. So generous.

Flashing them a gorgeous smile, you crack jokes with them and ask them how they liked the food, later revealing you've cooked it.

The team is just so??? impressed?? Like wow she's so adorable and sassy which kinda makes her hot, and she can cook so well?

Please cue Osamu falling in love as he subtly decides what to name y'alls children.

I mean, a girl who can cook better than he can? He'd be so eager to learn from you and cook together with you, he's already getting dizzy just thinking about it.

Atsumu would probably be pretty whipped too, and not just because of the food (he's such a foodie, that's just a bonus point). He totally thinks any girl who can crack jokes and make him laugh has the key to his heart, and he loves how you're unafraid and mischievous.

As you warm up to them and begin attending their practices daily and getting closer, Aran just starts getting more and more impressed about how funny you can be.

Your antics and pouts totally make him laugh.

Suna probably strikes this relationship with you where he plans pranks and you're just gutsy enough to execute them. You're also more likely to get into trouble but whatever. While he's just recording you from somewhere

So he thinks you're really cool :] and you can really just tease him mercilessly and he wouldn't mind.

Kita just finds you so capable and brilliant, but he's also pretty shy by how confident and cool you are.

I think he'd try his best to talk to you and slowly and eventually form a bond with you based on something you both like.

In general, the team is just constantly in awe of you and they find you so exceptionally cool. Extremely blessed to have you as a manager and can't resist but show you off every single chance they get.

Like "in your face Itachiyama we have this gorgeous queen on our side here, alright?"

And you're loyal to them, trash talking their opponents even better than the Miya twins, yet keeping this innocent smile and façade up which makes the entire teams' hearts just squeeze at how hot you look when you do that.

10/10, Inarizaki adores you.

Shiratorizawa

So this is a school for rich kids, luv I think everyone is rich and unfazed 😭🤚

You become the team's manager because your teacher says it's a "hard position" and "no one has managed to keep it for long" which definitely just fuels your need to be the best at it.

But it doesn't go without careful planning, you wait at the gym to greet the members without revealing yourself as their manager.

You meet Ushijima first, and he's as silent and stoic as ever, which leads you to start teasing him and asking for attention.

Which he doesn't grant you. As you know Ushijima, he's probably gonna get annoyed :(

Ugh farmer boy doesn't know how to loosen up and have fun can someone teach him how to be cool?

So NGL you're a bit disheartened, until you meet your next favourite human being, Tendou Satori.

He just starts cracking jokes and matching your energy pretty well, you guys vibe so well together!!

And you feel like thinks might just be looking up. You plan on telling Tendou you'll be their new manager, when you meet another member of the team.

Goshiki is just a blushing mess when he sees you. I feel like he would not know how to act around girls and his brain just short circuits when he sees someone as BEAUTIFUL as you are.

You probably spot his nosebleed and joke with him, gently wiping his face with a tissue.

Which of course, causes him to faint on the spot, can we get an f in the chat for him?

Tendou helps him up and you're just laughing silently whilst coming face to face with Semi Eita.

So you're totally the type to be vocal about things and if you find someone cute, you aren't beating around the bush, so you're just like “hey I think you're so cute!”

And Semi is just like “omg okay what”

He definitely laughs it off and finds you brave and cool, and you kinda earn his respect for being so straightforward.

And he's pretty happy about the compliment.

You follow them into the gym and introduce yourself as their new manager, and they all promise to work hard and cooperate with you.

You get along well with the whole team, but for some reason, you and Ushijima just don't have the same connection you share with the others.

Like your jokes with Tendou, or your playful and mischievous nature with Semi.

Or even how you tease Goshiki.

You're determined to fix it.

So one day after a match, you round the whole team up and bring them to your house, instructing they wait by the dining table.

And you whip out some really fancy food you've just prepared, calling it a celebration for winning :)

They don't know you've cooked it yet, so you tell them and they're all just so impressed but not surprised, since they know you're capable and amazing at anything you do.

But Ushijima is just like?? Wow??

Because the flavours and way you've prepared the food touches him and he's just so proud to know someone who can make other people happy with their cooking.

And he tells you so, causing you to blush for the first time in your life.

The team is so soft when they see you flustered over something their captain has said, and they're glad you guys are slowly growing closer.

Each of them kiss your forehead and thank you for the meal before heading home, even Ushijima! (Which was super unexpected. You just expected a curt nod of a sort, but he gave you a gentle peck and ruffled you hair)

You smile to yourself because you're finally on good terms with everyone :)

The team totally thinks of you as a little sister, except Goshiki who views you as the coolest senpai ever loves bragging about you to his friends.

[ Ari's note: Nekoma and Fukurodani will be out in a few hours!! I'm sorry I have a deadline to meet for some reports and although I've done my work my club members haven't submitted some stuff yet so I have to wait till they do😭 it's so stressful, but I'm the president and I'll technically be held responsible if this doesn't go well, so uhh wish me luck? 👉👈❤️ Love you guys! Thanks for reading ]

Taglist: @osamusriceballs @k-sakusa-old

#inarizaki manager headcanons #inarizaki #inarizaki x reader #inarizaki manager #inarizaki hcs #shiratorizawa #shiratorizawa manager headcanons #shiratorizawa manager #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuufanfics #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu!! #haikyuu fluff #inarizaki fluff #haikyuu manager

[psychewithwings]

A Secret Admirer

Omg look at that hairflip omggggggg

Y’all what the Loreal slogan? Oml

Okay... It’s just fluffffff (imma try be wholesome for once)

Neji stood hidden within the branches of the trees. He stared long at the Valentine he had pinned up on a tree trunk with a kunai. It was cheesy, so cheesy, he debated taking it down, handing it to you in person, or not giving it to you at all. But he had to tell you how he felt, and this seemed like the most logical way to gauge your reaction. Any minuet now you would be...

~

You were running on your normal route as usual, it didn’t matter if today was Valentines Day. Honestly you were trying not to think about it. Too many memories, happy and sad of your ex played back in your mind. It had only been a few months since your break up. Your ex was lazy and selfish and the least understanding about your life’s desires... You were starting to get heated thinking about your last argument with them when a flash of colour caught your eye. You slowed and approached the tree, your curiosity getting the better of you. ‘How cute someone’s left a love letter’ you thought to yourself. As you got closer you saw the the ruffly heart shaped paper, the vibrant pink and red and... your name carefully scrawled across in glitter glue. It looked like something you would have made back in your academy days to put on the desks of the other kids. You looked around... checking behind you to see if you were truly alone before you carefully took it down from the tree. The paper was stiff in your hands, pink layer glued to red layer. Each layer had been meticulously cut and glued on top of the other to create an almost ripple effect... as if the heart was glowing. The edges were sparkly and bits of the metallic glitter stuck to your hands.  Whoever had made this clearly spent some time on it. You flipped it over and noticed the beautiful hand writing on the back. It read:

Y/n,

It’s time I’ve told you how I really feel. When you are around the sun shines brighter and feels warmer. When you are away only clouds reside in the sky. I think a part of me has always been in love with you but I have been much too afraid to say anything... perhaps this will give you a clue, if not to who I am, then at least to how I feel.

I love you, I suppose that is more blatant than a clue, however it is how I feel about you...

 yours, well I would like to be 

... :)

You looked around, feeling flustered and on display. Were they waiting for you to receive this? 

~

Neji watched you read his love letter. His heart beating harder when he saw your lips quirk into a smile.  He laughed softly to himself as you checked the surrounding area to see. He couldn’t tell however if you were pleased or displeased... Perhaps he should have signed it... that way he would have gauged your reaction more accurately... He watched as you examined his Valentine; your beautiful hands tracing over the writing of your name... He held his breath, unintentionally as you clutched the Valentine to your chest. The small smile that played on your lips was all he needed to see. It was time to tell you how he felt. He watched as you turned on your heels and carried his declaration of love with you back towards the village.

~

It was early enough but the village was full of life. People were purchasing last minuet gifts, flowers, or what you could assume were ingredients for special Valentines breakfast. You smiled at the festivities and looked down at your card. You couldn’t remember the last time that someone had gifted you something for Valentines day... not even your ex. 

“Hi Y/n,” you looked up eyes bright to see Hinata walking, carrying a take out bag from Ichiraku. You giggled and smiled at her, “got Naruto his gift I see?” She nodded and gestured to your card, “and I see Neji decided to give you your card, he’d been debating it all week.” Your eyes grew wide and your mouth fell open. Hinata stared back at you before she clapped her hands over her mouth and blushed in embarrassment. “D-did I say something?” she squeaked and you took a deep breath. “This wasn’t signed...” you explained. “Oh well that’s- I gotta go, see ya.” She scurried away, leaving you with your thoughts. Neji Hyuuga, the boy you had a crush on as a kid in the academy was now leaving you Valentines on trees... okay, okay. You tried to take deep breaths, and you jumped when you heard someone call your name again. 

~

Neji was approaching just as Hinata had let it slip. He stood behind as he watched your eyes grow wide and his cousin run in the opposite direction. He figured this was as good a time as any to confess to your face. You spun around to be met with his shy smile. “I should have just told you... the note was silly... wasn’t it...” You shook your head slowly, “no, I thought it was really sweet... a little bit cheesy.” He pressed his fingers to his eyes, “ugh I knew it!” You rushed over to him and slowly took his hands from his eyes. “I really do like it though... and you really like me, right?” Your face was close to his now and his breath caught in his throat. How were your eyes always so sparkly?? “I do, I like you very much,” he murmured. It felt strange; allowing himself to be this vulnerable. But his vulnerability was well recieved. Your smile broke into a beaming grin and you whispered, “me too,” before pulling him into a kiss.  

#neji #neji hyuuga #neji hyuuga x you #neji hyuga x reader #naruto #narutoverse #valentines #valentines day

[loudestcloud]

After a long brake from this saga, it returns for her birthday! However, I should start this by saying the obvious fact that I don't like they way Nami and women in general are drawn, I really wish the mangaka had a middle ground between the 'If I sneeze I'll snap in half sexy girls' and the 'i will crush you in my fat rolls ugly girls' types but here we are and this is what we've got. As a result, most of my connects would usual be how I wish she her skirts would be longer n such but I'm not gonna do that because I don't want it to get in the way of the actual content in the post. Let's go: NAMI!!

'First appearance': it's not the first at all, idk what to call it tho, it's her 3rd. it's just the one in We are so technically counts. It's probably the nostalgia, but I love this look. I can't place why but I'm not even mad at the weird stripe lengths design, it's just cute to me. The sleeves are short but long enough to hide her tattoo and I adore her skirt too like the dark orange parts remind me of blood oranges!

Baratie, Loguetown, Little Garden, first Arabasta outfit, (& Long Ring Long Land) Post-Arabasta & Post-Enies Lobby: This was probably a common or local brand for her cos she's rocking that skirt in all different colors 👌 Also, I just wanna start by saying, all her t shirts actually go past her hips? So her skirts would actually be longer than they look cos she's actually draw quite strange when in tops. Anyway, shes starting off strong with this nice pink top n I like the nice shade with the white. Then, a dark blue for the first and only time ever for Nami to pick out. I personally think lighter colors are nicer for her tho. Bringing us to this BEAUTIFUL baseball jersey with purple sleves, get it bitch oml! 😘 I don't think that skirt matches very well but it's still cute. Then, she tries stripes and I think it works out well and I think the 3/4 length look is good for her too so that one is nice. The diamond pattern tank top is actually one of my favourite Pre-Skip looks just because it's so well matched with the skirt. You can't see in the picture but the dot inside the circle is the same yellow as her top so it's just very well done, definitely an actual set. And the lace? Amazing. I hate the feel of lace myself but it looks amazing.

Baratie, Drum Island, Post-Arabasta, Long Ring Long Land Whisky Peak, Post-War, Punk Hazard: Now, I don't actually have much to say about these, I just think they are worth mentioning.i like Nami in shirts with text, I always spend way too long trying to read em lol. Anyway, I like the Drum Island shirt & Punk Hazard shorts because ✨ stripes ✨

Water 7 & Enies Lobby: Nami's first dress! And also a new skirt! I like this frilly style more, I wish it stayed around tbh but oh well. Water 7 gives us the iconic blue shirt & tie with matching shoes and it's a blessing really. Then, Enies Lobby gave us the strange Denim outfit that Paulie hated with all his mind 🤣 At the time,I thought it was a cool outfit. It's not bad, the too looks a bit armour so it's go that going for it and that jacket slaps in my opinion. I like long sleeves on cropped jackets.

Thriller Bark: Pink! When I saw the first outfit, I thought something super bad was going to happen because it looked fancy and that anime for 'time to die'. Lucky for her, nothing happened at all apart for her just looking really grown up. I like her hair too, super cute. In the next fit, it's a total flip, quite punk. Her belt is a nice contrast from her skirt and I LOVE her top! Her party outfit looks like an itchy lace and the straps, while I live frills, look very irritating. It looks cute but I could never wear it myself. Lastly for this set is one of my all time favourites for Nami because she gets to wear a necklace! It's very small and hard to see but I think it's amazingly cute. This combination of her hair being down again, a nice pokadot shirt, full length jeans and a big smile from making a friend makes it all the best.

Sabaody Archipelago & Levely: As with the 3rd outfit set, I just think these are neat. She's rockin' a different necklace, shorts and a 90s style flower top then in Levely she's chillin' in a simple puff sleeve shirt with hearts a cross the chest. Simple looks, very effective

Fish-Man Island, Punk Hazard & Dressrosa: Fish-man island comin' in hot with the iconic Timeskip look and belt! This, I much prefer the Crimin bra because it's simple plus her hair is up really cutesy. Also it's funny cos that would have been expensive for she didn't steal all the outfits she did. Looks wise, Punk Hazard is my favourite but I really dislike that it doesn't cover the bottom of her boobs and its not really supportive. I think it's my favourite because it reminds me of Frankys vibes. Dressrosa's is also really cute but once again looks like the frills would tickle a bit. Also I like her shorts.

Zou: A DRESS! not only that but it's Purple, a color she's not worn before more than as sleeves years back. It's an interesting dress style, very lacy and would brake easy but it's VERY nice to look at. Her next looks bring back the ruffley frills and basic shirts. The half button shirt has her 2nd number on it and the colour matches her skirt! I like the purple coming back in her next skirt but what I like way more is her last Zou look. It's a nice halter neck with black lace trim then to make it better, her skirt is a wonderful shade of red that has an adjustable rope belt with little gold buttons on! I just- 🥰

Whole Cake Island & Wano: everyone's lord and fashion savour, WHOLE CAKE!!! I mean look at how cute she is in that first one! That fairytale aesthetic really owns my ass at this point! Then it's a total shift with that more mature sexy style red turtleneck dress no sleeves? The side by side vibes are 😘👌 love em! Plus, this arc gave us more purple AND 2 box neckline dresses which I think with Nami they really work. The forts Wano ouyfit is only here cos blue really works for her. It look okay but I don't think they are as nice as most people do. Idk what it is about it, I think it's just too square. The 2nd is nicer to my eyes, idk

And lastly, I just wanted to Shout out the First eps and the Dead End Adventure outfit cos it looks like Vector from Despicable me:

This post was made listening to 'One Piece vibes' by Kato & rewatching One Piece

Sanji

Luffy

Zoro

#one piece #op art ref #art ref #art reference #op nami #nami op #nami #one piece nami #nami one piece #fashion #op fashion #happy birthday nami

[valkyriesryde]

Adore You

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Female!Reader

Summary: Bucky is always asking you for favours, how can you say no to those eyes and that smile? 

Word Count: 1,600

Warnings: Swearing, mad Tony and dumbasses

A/N: Requested by Anon thanks boo I love this song so much oml. This is a pretty open ending obviously but it just felt right you know?

Masterlist

~~~

Walk in your rainbow paradise Strawberry lipstick state of mind I get so lost inside your eyes Would you believe it? You don't have to say you love me You don't have to say nothing You don't have to say you're mine

Life is good when Bucky is around. He has this aura that surrounds him, that radiates calmness. Or maybe it’s just for you. Maybe he just does that for you. But being around Bucky is paradise. 

Sitting next to him at breakfast you get lost in listening to him laugh and joke around with the others. You sit there listening to them all talk and chatter, lost in your own world when he turns and taps your arm. Bucky holds up a strawberry for you, no words as he hands you the fruit and gives you a smile so wide his eyes crinkle. His eyes an ice blue and you find yourself getting lost in them so easily. 

He winks before turning back to the others at the table. He doesn’t have to say anything for you to be wrapped around his finger most times. He’s never told you he loves you, never even suggested such a thing. Yet here you are, looking at him like he puts the sun in the sky each morning while he says nothing. You’d think it’d make you said but...he’s still in your life. That has to count for something.

Honey I'd walk through fire for you Just let me adore you Oh honey I'd walk through fire for you Just let me adore you

“Can you do me a favour?”

“Hey, I was wondering if you could do this little thing?”

“Are you able to help me out?”

“Of course Bucky.” I’d walk through fire for you.

“You’re a doll.”

“You’re the best.”

“You’re such a good friend.”

He’s always asking things of you. Small favours. You like to think it’s because he trusts you with those things, that he doesn’t want to go to anyone else for them. Maybe it’s just because you’re a tech specialist. Maybe it’s because you deal with the data of all comm recordings and communication from missions. Which means you’re able to download the footage of Steve face-planting from a few weeks ago for him or delete the half an hour of dialogue between he and Sam “no questions asked and it's confidential”, and just like every other time...you did as he asked. 

Tony had stormed into the kitchen while you made your usual mid-morning coffee. He mumbled something about needing to go back through the records “maybe Friday missed it, could you have a look for me?”

“What, sorry Tony I was in my head,” you replied shaking yourself out of your thoughts.

“There’s a chunk of dialogue missing from the last mission I need you to try and find it, it can’t of gone too far,” he pleaded. 

Now he stood over you in your office. His face was a deep red and you were pretty sure there was literal fire in his eyes. “WHY WOULD YOU DELETE IT?!” He’d gone through the files himself after you told him you couldn’t find anything “it’s probably gone now” you had told him “probably a glitch” but he wanted to be sure. Now he was fuming, you’d forgotten to delete your footprint in the database and he’d figured it out, although you refused to tell him why. “YOU KNOW WHAT?! TELL ME ON MONDAY! FOR NOW, you’re suspended.”

“I’M WHAT!” 

“Oh, so that got a reaction? Go home. You’re lucky I don’t fire you on the spot right now but the data you deleted didn’t have anything to do with the mission, I don’t know why but you can explain it to me next week.” and then he walked out. 

You couldn’t tell him Bucky had asked you, first of all, that would make you look like a pushover. Secondly, whatever was in that recording Bucky obviously didn’t want anyone to hear and he didn’t want it to be on the record. You couldn’t say no to him. 

Your wonder, under summer skies Brown skin and lemon over ice Would you believe it? You don't have to say you love me I just wanna tell you something Lately you've been on my mind

“Hey, where are you going?” Bucky caught up to you at the elevator, he thought it weird that you were leaving so early and on a Wednesday? “Are you not feeling well? I can give you a lift home if you want?”

“I’m fine Bucky.” You adjusted your strap and stepped in when the doors opened. Giving him a tight-lipped nod and wave before the doors closed between you. But not before he waved back, worry on his mind, you hadn’t looked fine to him. 

The entire way home you couldn’t help but kick yourself for not telling him what had happened. He’ll probably find out. This is stupid. Hiding behind gestures, hiding behind friendship and false smiles. You sighed, leaning against your door once you’d made it home and sinking to the floor. You were going to get fired from working with the Avengers and all because you had a crush. 

You should just tell the truth you thought. Get it out. He doesn’t have to love you back, he doesn’t have to say anything. Just tell him that you love him. Tell him. 

~~~

“You SUSPENDED HER??? You can’t just go and do that without me, Tony!” Steve yelled into the hallway. He’d gone to your office needing help and when he hadn’t found you at your desk a quick text exchange and you’d told him what Tony said. 

“She deleted vital evidence, Steve!”

“It was half an hour of comms recording what could it have been?” It was a stupid thing to do, Steve had to admit that. But the principle here was that Tony hadn’t consulted him about it before suspending you. That’s why he was angry. 

“I don’t know! She wouldn’t say! That’s why she’s suspended and not fired.” Tony sighed, he pinched the bridge of his nose and tried to rack his brain around this all. 

“FIRED! You’re not firing her.” 

Bucky’s eyes went wide as he listened from the hallway, he wasn’t sure who ‘her’ was but he had a feeling that it was you and it had something to do with you leaving so early this morning.

“She needs to explain herself.”

“What’s going on?” Bucky cut Tony off as he rounded the corner, his arms crossed and ready to defend you. 

“Tony suspended Y/N for doing her job,” Steve breathed out, throwing his hands up in frustration. Tony threw his folder with his findings at Steve’s chest with a groan.

“IT’S NOT HER JOB TO DELETE COMM RECORDINGS AND HIDE IT FROM ME!” 

Oh no, Bucky thought. This was his fault. But she hadn’t told Tony anything, why not just tell him that it was him that asked you to do it? Why would you risk getting suspended, fired even, just for a small favour for Bucky? 

“I asked her to.”

Honey I'd walk through fire for you Just let me adore you Oh honey I'd walk through fire for you Just let me adore you Like it's the only thing I'll ever do

“I’m sorry you what now?” Tony stared at Bucky gobsmacked by the audacity of the super-soldier. 

“Bucky what the hell?” Steve was close to banging his head against the nearest wall. Can he not catch a break with this lot?

“I asked her to delete a tiny bit of the transcript with no questions asked…and asked her not listen or read any of it. So she has no idea why or what she deleted. At least I hope so.”

“What did you do that you needed to be deleted?” Steve rolled his eyes, preparing himself for the stupidity.

“It was Sam!” There was the stupidity. 

“Right, you’re going to go to Y/N’s and tell her that this is your fault and she’s not suspended anymore but I want to talk to her tomorrow. AND BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING TONY I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT!” With that, Steve stormed off. Tony gave Bucky a pointed look and walked in the opposite direction. 

~~~

Bucky sat on your couch with a coffee in his hands as you sat opposite him waiting for him to speak. He took a deep breath, ran his hands through his hair and over his face. 

“I have good news and bad news,” he started and she almost dropped her mug as she placed it on the table. 

“Tony is firing me, isn’t he? Oh god, I knew this was going to happen.” her head falls into her hands and she lets out a groan.

“What?! No! You’re not fired! You are not suspended anymore either that’s the good news!” 

“Oh...so what’s the bad news?” 

“I uhh I got suspended...well I got grounded from missions for like a month,” 

“Oh...you deserve it,” she says with a smirk and he throws a pillow at her in retaliation. 

“Yeah well, I didn’t really think I’m sorry. I didn’t realise how much trouble you’d get in doing that for me. Thank you for not ratting me out, by the way,  you didn’t have to do that.” Bucky’s sincere and you’re lost in him for a moment. 

“Of course I did,” she swallows the lump in her throat, “we’re friends,” she chokes out. Friends. 

“Yea we are, good friends.” Bucky nods, friends. 

~~~

The recording:

Sam: So when you propose to Y/N what’s your colour scheme for the wedding going to be?

Bucky: It’s bad enough you have to give me shit at home but on a mission?... We’re not even dating

Sam: Yea what’s up with that?

Bucky: Do we have to talk about this now?

Wanda: I’d say focus on the mission but...Sam has a point. Why haven’t you asked Y/N out yet?

Sam: Because he’s a chicken

Bucky: I’ll shoot you out of the sky birdbrain

Sam: Try me

5 minutes later

Sam: Hey so I just realised something

Bucky: You’re an idiot?

Sam: Y/N is the data analyst right...so she gets all the transcripts from missions...WHAT THE FUCK BUCKY YOU SHOT AT ME

Bucky: WHAT DO YOU MEAN TRANSCRIPTS?!?!?!

Sam: She analyses them to see if there’s any noteworthy shit I don’t know...STOP SHOOTING ME!

Bucky: You brought up my crush on Y/N knowing she was going to get the transcript I’ll shoot you all I damn want!

Sam: Is it a crush or are you more hopelessly in love with he- OKAY DAMN I’LL STOP

Wanda: Are you two done?...I mean, this is probably the only way she was going to find out

Bucky: I’ll shoot you too Maximoff

Wanda: I’ll fuck you up Sarge

Bucky: Can we drop this? I gotta figure out a way to stop her from finding this…

#bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x you #bucky barnes x y/n #bucky barnes fanfiction #bucky barnes au #bucky barnes #marvel fanfic

[professionally-unprofessional]

bus ride makes Shouto's crush sleepy so she unconsciously cuddles Shouto into the window and mumbles nonsense in her sleep (need a flustered Shouto fluff) please and thank you (bonus: Shouto's inner thoughts)

Ah I’m so glad you sent this in Anon! This was such a cute request and writing some Todo fwuff was exactly what I needed. I’m sorry it’s so late! 

Oh, I slightly changed something from the request. You said for Todoroki to be next to the window… but I had a really cute idea so I was like ‘well I’m just gonna roll with this’ because my other idea wasn’t as good. This just worked out a lot better.

I hope it’s still okay.

I’m soooooo out of practice with Todoroki oml. I hope it’s still acceptable xD

Enjoy!

The training camp was coming. A bright smile formed on your face as you cheered excitedly with your classmates about the camp. There was a call for everyone to get on the coach in order to leave so the cries of excitement died down and changed to a chorus of requests to sit beside friends.

Todoroki watched as everyone disappeared into the coach and realised he hadn’t asked anyone to accompany him. Oh well, he’d find someone. He followed Sero up the mini stairs and looked for somewhere to sit. Midoriya and Iida were already sat down together as were the majority of the calmer boys. There were still spaces by a few of the girls, but he didn’t fancy stopping them from sitting by their own friends.

He was saved from the great conundrum of finding a place by a hand waving at him from a seat right at the back of the coach. You were on the right-hand side behind Uraraka and Tsuyu. It seemed you’d chosen the spot in order to remain reasonably close to your companions.

How did you always manage to see when he was struggling with something? Did you have some sort of sixth Midoriya-sense where you meddled in issues you didn’t have to? These sorts of situations were becoming more common.

“Thanks.”

“No problem,” you smiled before you lowered your voice as a certain person passed. “I’m just glad I don’t have a long journey with Mineta next to me.”

He nodded in understanding and found that he was rather glad that he’d prevented such a situation from occurring. As the remainder of their class settled down on the coach and the vehicle took off, the chatter began. The noise rose rather quickly and Iida’s calls to be respectful and follow the rules was only increasing the volume inside the coach. You’d been talking a little with Uraraka as she turned to see you through the gap between the seats.

The bi-coloured boy watched you quietly, making sure to glance away whenever you looked as though you might catch him. What else was there to look at? He watched a couple of exchanges that bounced across the bus but found there was little else to tune in to.

“Want a piece?” Your voice brought his attention back to you once more. His gaze went from your pretty eyes to the object you were holding out to him. A box of pocky. Wait, did he just think your eyes were pretty?“Uh, no thanks.”

He shook his head and you shrugged, telling him it was his loss before taking one yourself and passing the box back forward to its owner. He didn’t really fancy a sweet snack right now.

What was he thinking? Had he always thought that about you?

You’d grown quiet again. He wondered why he was finding it so hard to find something else to look at. There were so many people and lots of windows for his gaze to settle on, so why did it seem that he couldn’t take his eyes off you? Confused, he looked down at his hands for the sake of not creeping you out. When he looked back up he realised you’d pulled out your phone and plugged a pair of headphones in.

This time you caught your companion watching you. A sheepish smile formed on your lips and you removed the pocky from your mouth. “Sorry, I hope you don’t mind if I listen to music. We can chat if you want.”

Ah, you were trying to be considerate towards him again.

“It’s fine. I don’t mind. Go ahead.”

He didn’t blame you anyway. From how loud the bus was, he’d rather be listening to anything rather than the sound of voice clashing against each other. Hearing random bits and pieces of speech without being able to properly catch what the conversation was on was beginning to make his head spin.

You’d turned your head slightly to gaze peacefully out of the window. For someone who could be socially quite dense, Todoroki noticed how your body language had changed. The tension had slid out of your shoulders and you’d sunk further into the chair. It was the first time he’d seen you well and truly relax.

Since your gaze was on the window he was free to look at you without getting caught.

Hold on, why did seeing you like this make him feel warm? Had he accidentally let his left side warm up. He noticed you inch slightly closer towards it. Sitting upright like that couldn’t be all that comfortable. Some part of him was debating telling you that if you wanted to lean against him a little in order to be a bit comfier then you’d be welcome to.

But was that weird? Would you find that a bit creepy?

He inwardly sighed. What to do what to do.

“Uh, do you want one?” You’d tilted your head back slightly to look over your shoulder and up at him. It took the aspiring hero a moment to realise you were holding out an earbud in offering. Why were you offering it in the first place?

“You look as though you’re about to get a headache,” you told him blankly with a small smile. “It is pretty loud.”

Had he been making a face at the prospect of offering you a shoulder to lean against? At least you’d mistaken it from irritation at the chaotic noise of your classmates rather than an internal struggle.

“It’s fine.”

“You can say if you want something you know. I’ve got some spare water and some snacks. Just poke me, kay.”

“Sure.”

With that, you returned the earbud to its home and continued to watch the world fly by outside the window. You grinned suddenly to yourself and leaned towards the window, puffing softly until it was covered in mist.

Perplexed, he watched as you childishly began to doodle something on it. You seemed to be mentally reciting something as you did so. ’42-42-564’ was written on the window. What on earth were you up to? You giggled softly to yourself before rubbing it out. You were so silly sometimes.

All of a sudden a shiver shook your body and your head turned back to observe the air conditioning above your head. No cool air was coming through, but the coach was pretty chilly. Averting his gaze slightly, the half and half boy found himself warming up his left side which was the side closest to you.

You shifted slightly, pulling your sleeves down a little as if they’d be able to actually cover you and in the process had brushed up closer to your new personal hot water bottle. He almost couldn’t help the small smile that tugged at his features. You were trying to be casual and subtle about it.

He rolled his eyes and decided to just go for it. If you were snuggling up to him of your own accord, chances were that it’d you’d be fine if he offered himself as a pillow.

“Hey…” When you didn’t respond he mentally slapped himself. You head headphones on. Poking your shoulder, he waited for your reaction. You leaned further back just as you had before to look at him as you removed the earphone.

“Hmm?” You let out a soft hum and he had to stop himself from getting mildly flustered. As you were closer to him this time than before, your head was practically on his shoulder now.

“If it’s more comfortable, you can lean on me a bit. It’s a long trip; you’ll be stiff if you keep sitting like that.”

Your eyes widened a little in surprise. Had he crossed a boundary or read the situation wrong? What did you—

“Thanks, I’d appreciate that,” you grinned, moving slightly to rest your back against his side and placing your feet on a little ledge on the side. You’d effectively curled up into his side.

Now, Todoroki wasn’t sure what exactly he’d been expecting you to do, but it wasn’t this. He was getting internally flustered at the amount of contact you now had with him. What was a teenage boy to do? His left side was warming up again and you were softly pushing yourself against it for warmth.

He relaxed into the corner of his own seat and glanced down at the head now settled on his left shoulder. Regardless of what anyone else thought, he couldn’t complain about this new position. You looked so happy and content in your new, comfortable position. However, there was just one issue. His left arm. It was trapped underneath you in a rather awkward position.

So here were the choices. Suck it up, or move and risk you moving away from him. Hmm…

He decided on the former, allowing you to continue gazing peacefully out of the window. At some point, his gaze had moved from you to the world flowing by outside. Somehow, his cheek had ended up resting atop your head as you were now partially his pillow too.

After a while, he could feel that the rising and falling of your chest was deeper and steadier than before. Had you… had you fallen asleep on him? It was a sensation which was reasonably akin to that of when a cat or small dog falls asleep on a person. The sense of a divine blessing having been bestowed by said feline or canine followed by a pang of affection.

Affection… He closed his eyes and came to accept the fact that he was, most definitely, crushing on you. In his defence, Todoroki had known about these feelings for a while but hadn’t placed them and hadn’t been sure if that was exactly what it was. There was no denying it. He was hopelessly crushing on you and now he was stuck with your form snuggled into his side for a good long while.

So be it.

What wasn’t to love about you? At least if he was going to have a crush, then he’d had a crush on someone as special as you. It was obvious from your interactions with the others that you didn’t think the world of yourself. Maybe, just maybe, if he could work up the courage to ask if you’d be with your properly (and you actually reciprocated his feelings) then he could teach you to appreciate yourself the way he did.

He resisted the urge to shake his head for fear of disturbing you. These strange thoughts kept invading whenever you came up. Would he even be able to concentrate at the training camp knowing that he most certainly wanted to be beside you?

Only time would tell.

You were so warm and comfortable though and something about your smell was soothing. Before he knew it, he’d closed his eyes as he rested his head against yours. The training camp could wait. For now, he would be damned if he didn’t savour this precious moment with you.

Bonus!

The sounds of movement brought him back to reality and he opened his eyes. They were at a rest stop apparently. Aizawa was getting everyone off of the bus. It seemed that nobody had noticed your little moment at the back. Thank goodness. Gaze settling on you once more, he realised that you were still sleeping peacefully. Ah, those earbuds must have made it a lot easier to drift off and stay asleep.

Gently nudging your shoulder, he received a small whine and a shift in position. Your nose scrunched up a little and he had to force down the urge to smile at how adorable you looked. “(Name), everyone’s getting up.”

You grumbled a little and moved your head back a little bit, brushing your nose against the side of his neck slightly. “Five more minutes…”

His mind was instantly scrambled by your action. The feeling of your warm breath against his collarbone and neck had immediately brought a fiery blush to his cheeks.

Ah, people were beginning to stand up. Any moment now someone was going to look back and spot the two of you! However, he was saved from having to wake you up as your eyes slid open, bleary and unfocused. Rubbing them slightly, you sat up without realising the compromising position you’d just been in. He let out a sigh of relief and stood, letting you out into the aisle ahead of you.

He didn’t fail to notice the looks his classmates gave the two of you once you were outside of the bus.

Mind you, he’d deal with all of them in order to have another moment like that again.

Don’t judge my reference halfway through shhhhhh. For those who noticed it in the first place lmao.

#todoroki shouto #todoroki #Shoto #shoto todoroki #fluff #boku no hero academia #boku no hero academia x reader #oneshot #my hero academia #my hero academa x reader #shoto todoroki x reader #todoroki shoto x reader #todoroki x reader #shoto x reader

[leta-the-strange]

Could you do one where Theseus dies and sort of Leta and Newt mourning him. Or some cute theseus/leta moments. Thankyou, I just love them!

Look, I’m apologising in advance. I wrote this as a damn novel when I was in hospital over night when I couldn’t sleep and its so long…I’m so sorry (but I think I covered all your requests?) Literally I made a part 2, this is only half of it. If it’s not a pain med fuelled mess and you enjoy it, let me know if you want the second part. I’ll put a ‘keep reading’ because oml its so long, forgive me.  I am so sorry you poor people on mobile if the keeping reading cut doesn’t work. Put me on a damn leash when it comes to angst. (Thank you for sending me this prompt though!) 

It could never have lasted…such happiness.

Leta silently and delicately packed up the items – even the half-crumpled up scraps of parchment with hastily scrawled reminders and mindless scribbles – as if they were fragile shards of Occamy egg shells. With her gloves removed and laid aside, she carefully handled each item individually, feeling the weight and the shape before laying it on the bunched-up newspapers that had been roughly stuffed into the cardboard box that had been left on the desk prior to her arrival.

She was well aware and not at all fretted by the stares of the Aurors that were working behind her, awkwardly trying to busy themselves in their paperwork likely wondering why she was drawing out this uncomfortable, awful task when she could put herself - and the rest of them - out of their misery with the wave of her wand and a simple packing spell.

But even they, as brave and highly skilled wizards as they were, wouldn’t dare approach her with this suggestion.

Leta wanted to do it this way. No one really understood Theseus’ strange insistence on doing everything manually. Collecting firewood, brewing tea, getting out of bed in the bitterly cold morning hours to get an extra blanket or a book on the dresser, making little use of the Ministry interdepartmental owls to cheerily whistle his way across the different floors to deliver his letters himself (though he always took the route – no matter how long and ridiculous – that took him past her desk).

Leta had understood though – eventually.

She absentmindedly pulled the sleeve of her dress further down her wrist, doing little to hide the mottled scars peeking out from the fabric and creeping across her hand. It was hard to imagine magic as being anything other than a mangled, twisted thing.

Leta was thirteen before she found out it could be beautiful – sitting cross-legged with Newt, sometime past midnight, with his first incorporeal Patronus a misty silver cloud above them, her hand over her mouth and unexpectedly, to his horror and her embarrassment, starting to cry.

The war had given Theseus a heroic reputation, the accompanying renown and respect, a notable career and a bravery medal (which Leta had found once she worked up the courage to visit, only days after he had been sent home from the hospital, on the ground outside, among shards of glass and a telling broken window behind it) but it had taken so much more.  

For all the fame and admiration that he seemed to amass, she was the only one who would notice him disappear continually.

The first panic attack she had seen was after she had noticed him slip away from the celebratory party the Ministry had thrown in his honour after he was discharged from the hospital. The party, she remembered, that he had no shame in unfairly bullying her into attending with pleading blue eyes, messy brown curls and looking as tragic as possible all bandaged up in his hospital bed. She watched grumpily from the corner where she had taken residence for the past two hours thinking on loop what a waste of a nice dress this evening had been, how long it had taken her to get her hair neat and how her constant attempts to be kind to people kept ending up in her being roped into situations like this.

Everyone had started shooting red coloured sparks in the air which exploded like fireworks in the large room which is when she’d noticed Theseus was gone. Leta rolled her eyes, figuring that he’d probably disappeared with one (or more – she didn’t judge) of the women that were practically trying to hang off for most of the evening. She pushed herself off the wall, slightly annoyed at the fact that he seemed to have been enjoying himself quite alright on his own and her presence that he so insisted upon was, in her opinion, completely needless. Leta could have easily, like any other scorned woman, slipped out tearfully or in a huff but that sounded dreadfully dull and she may as well recoup some enjoyment from the dismal evening in the form of interrupting and annoying Theseus just once more before she left.

She searched the empty corridors and threw open the door to a small store room and froze mid-smirk to see him hunched over against the wall, rocking and hysterical, his hands tangled roughly in his hair as if he could crush his skull with his palms. To anyone else it would have looked as if he had completely lost his mind, but it was all too familiar to her.

Even during the worst parts of his recovery, his spell work was still excellent. His reaction time took a while longer to return but he rarely handled his wand opting to keep it in his coat pocket and only taking it out when necessary and even then, he would lift it with a weariness that was well beyond his age. It was the first thing to be tossed aside when he arrived home before messing up his hair and collapsing back on the couch.

Magic had been weaponised so much for him that it had lost any of the beauty it had held before. He had seen the worst side of it a lot later in life than she, but the effects had been no less damaging.

Leta nestled the Foe-glass and Sneakoscope safely between the pages of the old Daily Prophet’s and fitted the tattered pack of Exploding Snap and roll of Spellotape down the sides expertly. She had plenty of practise from this from building and repairing the Augurey’s nests in the woods around their house during the stormy months. Nothing moved around when she tipped the box slightly from side to side to check.  

She ran her hand over the surface of the mahogany wood which had been cleared save for a framed picture facing away from her and a name plaque which she gingerly picked up and ran her fingers over each engraved letter and holding it to her chest subtly before nestling it in the box.  

Leta didn’t want to linger on the photo frame and instead wrapped it in his faded scarlet and gold scarf placing it on top of the pile and going to the other side of the desk to check the drawers once again.  

The only thing that rattled in the drawer when she opened it was new. Another name plaque though this one was shiny and polished.  

Sterling Boyle

Head of Auror Office

He sounded awful, Leta decided letting the plaque slip from her fingers into the draw with a clatter that made Auror Hessington jump in his chair. She imagined a balding, paunchy man with sweaty hands and moist lips. That’s what she would have liked to have imagined. She didn’t plan on sticking around to find out for sure.

To her complete reluctance, Newt’s new American friends seemed to have adopted her against her will some time ago. They had been diligent in caring for Leta and Newt and so exhausted in doing so that when the short-haired woman, Tina, found the rare sight of Newt and Leta sleeping, she had covered them with blankets and passed out in one of the arm chairs. Leta knew it wouldn’t be long before would one of them would wake and realise she was gone.

Leta let her hand lay on the desk a moment longer before slowly curling her fingers away and putting her gloves back on. With great care, she slid the long overcoat and then, due it to being double the size of her, meticulously folded it three times and hung it over her arm. She picked up the box, her small frame, dehydration and sleep deprivation doing very little in aiding her with the weight and walked past all the Aurors who quickly starting shuffling papers at random. Auror Netley held an upside-down report in front of him.

She smirked slightly at their thinly veiled disdain. If it wasn’t her maiden name, the colour of her skin, or her unworthiness as a suitable wife for such an Auror, it was surely the way she could carry all this weight in her arms and her heart without so much as a discreet, politely concealed sob.

“MORNING ALL,” Hector Fawley bellowed as he burst through the double doors to the office unnecessarily. “BIG DAY TODAY, BIG DAY! NOW BEFORE-”

The Minister of Magic stopped in his tracks so quickly, Leta wasn’t sure if she imagined the squeal of his shoes or not. He turned from side to side quickly as if assessing whether there was any possibility, he could avoid the attention of the woman in front of him.  

As if Flamboyant Fawley could ever avoid being noticed.

“Ah!” he clapped his hands together as if she were the jolliest surprise. “Miss Le-Mrs Scamander! We weren’t expecting you…”

His eyes, full of badly hidden panic, drifted down to her full arms. “Ah! We would have delivered those items for you. Here, allow me…”

Leta turned herself slightly to keep the box out of reach.

“I am more than capable, sir.”

Fawley let his open hands swing and clap together and Leta could hear him practically screaming in his head. He had unfortunately gone through this uncomfortable talk with women before but likely not with someone like her.

“Well, erm…if you need anything…just ask. We’re more than happy to assist.”

“Thank you,” Leta cut across icily. “I think you’ve done enough.”

“Yes, well. If you’re sure then…I hope, we all hope, you’re keeping well. Sleeping enough and such.”

“Well enough,” she smiled. “And you, sir?”

“Pardon?”

“Your sleeping, Minister Fawley,” Leta answered. “How are you sleeping these days?”

“Um, I suppose it’s…okay,” Fawley answered, entirely aware of the whole office of Aurors watching him be terrified by a five-foot girl. “Um, but, again anything you need…just send word. Rest up and…all the best.”

“Thank you,” she said with graceful iciness, and her eyes drifted to the colourful tea cup in his hand. “And to you as well. Rest peacefully.”

She heard Fawley tip his tea into the sink as she left and hoped Theseus would appreciate that. He had always enjoyed finding comical use of her last name which had, for most of her life, caused her nothing but misery.

“There you are!” she remembered Theseus had exclaimed joyously, skidding to a stop in front of her desk and nearly losing his footing on his unnecessarily (in her opinion) long coat.

“Here I am,” she replied dully, bundling parchment together with a stapling charm.

Theseus knelt in front of her desk and folded his arms on the wood. She was sickened that, even on his knees, he was the same height as her sitting in a chair.

“You’re looking gorgeously glum this afternoon, Lestrange,” he commented.

“Travers is being especially delightful today,” she sighed before freezing and slowly raising her hazel eyes to him. “You ought to watch your wandering hand, Mr Scamander, before it’s stapled to the underside of this desk.”

“My apologises, milady,” he chuckled, surrendering the hand he had rested on her knee. “I have come to rescue my dearest from her boredom.”

“You mean you need a favour,” Leta said blankly returning to her work.

“More of a joint venture,” he explained. “I have some weary business with the Head of the Department of International Magical Cooperation who may become a lot more agreeable had he want our meeting over with quickly.”

Leta brightened up immediately. She liked this game.

“You require my sparkly personality?”

“Always, love,” he smiled. “But more so your notorious, though occasionally handy, surname. May as well put it to use while you’re still so reluctant to marry me anytime soon.”

“Goodness, you can sulk,” she rolled her eyes but laid aside her work. “What shall I do?”  

“He’s a jumpy fellow, if you just prepare some tea, I think that would suffice.”

“Excuse me?” Leta pouted which made Theseus laugh and kiss both her hands.

“Fine, I’ll make the tea, suffragette, if you can bring it in with that beautiful icy uncomfortableness, you’re so magnificent at emitting and with any luck, I can steal you from here early…”

“Lestrange! I don’t hear the dulcet sounds of work being done!” her boss shouted from his open office door, not looking at her but clearly noticing the absence of stapling, paper shuffling and the scratching of a quill. “Get back to it or you’ll be selling your body in the Prophet for rent money.”

Leta smiled and grabbed Theseus’ wrist to prevent him from standing up and going full Gryffindor. “Please don’t kill my boss. He’s the only person here who treats me the same as he does everyone else. Terribly.”  

Snapping out of her thoughts, Leta walked out into the bustling street. It still seemed so inexplicable to her, that the sun was still hanging in the sky, that everyone was going about their day as if the world had not been viciously ripped in two – before and after.  

Leta realised absentmindedly that she ought to collect Theseus’ car from one of the side streets. Another time, perhaps. Maybe she could ask Newt’s Muggle friend for help. Theseus, and his fascination for tinkering with Muggle things, had some time ago impulsively decided to get and learn to drive a real Muggle car.

Leta was reading and walking along the footpath to her old flat after work one evening and Theseus pulled up in the noisy absurd thing beside her, accidentally bumping into the curb, causing her to jump and drop her book, and the milk and the bag of apples she had bought.  

“Lestrange!” he yelled cheerily. “Want to go for a ride?”

“Not even if it would cure dragon pox, Scamander,” she replied, scooping up her belongings – the milk unsalvageable – and walking off. The next day at work there was a new bottle of milk on her desk.

Even afterwards, she could never fully embrace this strange joy of his for herself. It was certainly handy for the purpose of pulling her into the back seat of during their breaks to kiss her under she was dizzy but apart from that, she found it not at all a desirable mode of transport. She also hated broomsticks, Apparation, Floo Powder and portkeys and would avoid them to the best of her ability due to the unbearable waves of motion sickness that would undeniably follow.

Mrs Scamander, who had never been sick a day in her life and never let Leta or her two sons forget it, used to tell Leta, as she would hand her a paper bag when Newt half carried her off the Hogwarts Express, it was all psychological and that as soon as she fell for a boy cute enough she wouldn’t get sick at all when he was flying her around on the back of his broomstick. The only time she wouldn’t get sick was on a Thestral or a Hippogriff.

It turns out Muggle cars were not an exception either as an unconvinced Theseus found out when he jogged around chivalrously to open Leta’s door and ended up with vomit on his shoes.

She had certainly improved over the course of the next few years and had even started to let Theseus teach her the very basics of driving – only around the empty gravel path near their house – she thought she may have been getting better, but she supposed it didn’t matter now.

Despite her distaste for it, Leta rather decided disapparating would be preferable to being tracked down and dragged back by Tina Goldstein and found an empty street to do it from.

She imagined very clearly in her mind the small clearing that they used to apparate and disapparate from. Knowing how she struggled with apparation and to make visualising the place easier for her, Theseus had conjured a patch of colourful wildflowers that, over time, had spilled out around the mossy rock she would often sit and read on.

Leta felt the soft grass under her knees which had buckled and collapsed as she was violently thrown on to the ground. She had a good enough hold on the box that it didn’t leave her arms thankfully though she put it aside carefully, so she could rest her head on the ground for a moment and let the horrible dizziness pass.

It was still a little walk to their house as Theseus had made it so. This was the closest point you could apparate to and even if one did, it was nearly impossible to locate if you didn’t know precisely how to navigate yourself through the thicket of woods.

A clabbert, dangling from a branch by its green tail, dropped on to Leta’s shoulder as she walked underneath the trees and curled up against her neck. She felt a pang of guilt at her prolonged absence. She had skirted around having creatures as pets, but she certainly couldn’t be held responsible if they all decided to take residence around their home. Leta had, not at all as sneakily as she had thought, made the conditions perfect for all manner of creatures enough so that they could be completely self-sufficient. Though she had worried she may had babied them a little too much and it was one of the reasons she had decided to escape while everyone was sleeping.

Leta walked along the path that led to the house Theseus had built out of what could nearly be described as ruins of a cottage, rather experimentally with his own hands which had seen her foot go through the porch step more than a few times. Besides the twinkle lights leftover from their wedding that she had been too short to pull down completely and left half dangling and half piled on the floor, everything was perfectly in place, suspended in time, and it was surreal to remember her life was not how it was the last time she had stood here little over two months ago.

The window frames with glimpses of cream coloured curtains, the flowering vine climbing frothily up the stone walls, a ball she used to entertain the Hippogriffs if they ever wandered out, and two pairs of muddy boots left beside a table and bench strewn with cushions and blankets. Leta sighed as she saw an empty cup and a small pile of books on the table that had clearly been rained upon and weathered in her absence.

Leta fumbled with her wand among everything she was carrying, careful not to disturb the clabbert now snoozing in between her neck and the dip of her collarbone, and tapped it against the lock. “Alohomora,” she uttered, and she heard the distinguishable click.  

“Okay, listen to me, Miss Lestrange, because I am a visionary,” Theseus said standing in the doorless doorframe, covering Leta’s eyes with his hands before releasing her.

He immediately started his pitch before she could draw a breath to comment. “Imagine sunlight flooding through the hallway because of the windows we’ll put here and here. Imagine this -” he gestured to what was a half knocked down wall that reached Leta’s waist. “– as a wall again, obviously, but painted a nice colour. Maybe yellow, your favourite. Or we can keep it as stone if you like.”

Leta went to take a step and felt the ground crunch beneath her shoes. She looked down to see the floor was simply the dirt and patches of weeds that he had blindly led her through moments ago.

“This will be floorboards soon enough – or carpet – though I think floorboards will be more conducive to all the mud you’ll inevitable track in from your adventures outside that you’ll do your best to keep from me. We’ll put a table here with flowers and letters and an umbrella stand here. We’ll hang photographs of our adorable children along this hallway here – not those horrible professional portraits we were all made to do – real photos of them doing child things.”

Leta tried not to laugh at Theseus having to resort to ‘child things’ rather than offering an example of what a child may enjoy and remembered him pretending to read the Daily Prophet thoughtfully while barely understanding the contents while her and Newt played outside, emptying Theseus’ bottles of ink to use as specimen jars.

Theseus continued with his visualisation and she tried to imagine but she was suffering from a bad cold and forgotten to take Pepper-Up Potion this morning, the leftover nausea and dizziness from carsickness was still swirling about in her stomach and her eyes were all watery and sore. Theseus caught her shoulders when she tripped over a hammer that had been clearly been thrown in frustration one day.

Leta looked at the disaster of a project and all the Muggle tools that littered the area and turned around in his arms to stare up at him lovingly with amusement and incredulity. “You’re out of your mind, Scamander.”

“Well, I find my mind is a rather overrated place to be,” Theseus scooped her up with a chuckle and spun her around much to her, and her stomach’s, protest.

But, to his credit (and maybe a little magical help from Leta without his knowledge), it was exactly as he had described it.

The sunlight, the cluttered hall table, the floorboards shining gold, a hat stand filled with hats and scarves. Leta hung his coat on one of the hooks on the hatstand, which the clabbert climbed into the pocket of to snooze, and placed the box down on the table. She continued down the hallway, not stopping, only touching things with a vague caressing fingertip. She glanced briefly at the framed photos, trailing her finger along the wooden frames that had accumulated some dust. Most of them were empty – he had specifically reserved certain ones for photos that would now never be taken – and she didn’t quite feel up to having to face herself beaming like a naïve idiot. She glanced up at the last frame – Newt’s ‘Wanted’ poster. Somehow it felt like his uncharacteristically gloomy scowl was specifically for her.  

“Don’t look at me like that,” she muttered as she walked into the living area. It was a lovely open space, so they could see each other from the kitchen or dining room and see out into the back garden. It had been Leta’s idea, all those years ago. She had sketched it on a napkin at the Leaky Cauldron one evening after work and held it up with a proud smile. “You’re not the only visionary around here!”  

Leta was not smiling by the time she reached their bedroom at the top of the stairs. She was hyperventilating.

She stood in the familiar bedroom looking for something – anything – that belonged to Theseus. There was no sign of him. No pile of books on his bedside table. No cylindrical columns of sickles taken from his pocket. No ties draped over the chair. Not even a lone crumpled shirt or sock that she was always reaching with stretched fingers for under furniture, eventually resorting to accio.

Leta and Theseus were both messy people despite how orderly her husband appeared. Their clothes were usually tangled together on the floor in messy embraces before washing day. No number of hatstands or clutter-specific tables were quite enough incentive to store things appropriately. Leta thought it might be the former Keeper in him, but he always felt it necessary to toss things across a room rather than walk, what would be in his large steps, a few paces instead.  

She threw open their wardrobe to find it mostly empty with heavy wooden hangers, a few containing just her clothes. She longed to see just one of Theseus shirts. Even a boring work shirt or an old Quidditch t-shirt or a large cosy knitted sweater. She would wrap its sleeves around her like his arms and bury her nose in the collar like a lovesick teenager.

As she closed and leaned against the wardrobe door and looked around the room, a feeling of panic exploded in her chest, she realised how clean it was.

Her mother-in-law.

Mrs Scamander had channelled her wave of grief into pedantic tidiness and helpfulness and in doing so, eradicated any sign of Leta’s husband’s existence from their room…

Their room? Her room.

He’s dead, Leta! You stupid girl!

She looked down at her hands to find them shaking. The glass in the bedroom window rattled and the wind of her own creating to violently lash about the room knocking everything over. Her hair became undone and whipped around her face as she sunk to the floor and wrapped her arms around her body to try and contain her feelings before she ended up blowing the house apart, knowing there wasn’t anyone to talk her down from it this time.

Her touch fell upon something cool and smooth on her finger and she was reminded, as she looked down at her wedding band, that he was real, and she was real, and she wasn’t losing her mind. She was married to Theseus Scamander. No domestic hurricane of a mother-in-law, newly appointed, paunchy Head Auror, or Grindelwald or his murderous, maniacal followers could take that at least.  

He may not be alive, but they were still married, weren’t they?

Leta let out a tiny pained gasp as a word surfaced to her mind.

Widow.

She was a widow now. It was so ridiculous she could have laughed and sobbed at the same time. Widows were blissfully old and grey and possessed decades of memories. She wasn’t old and grey (or blissful for that matter). She was twenty-nine. And although she did have many years of memories that she may one day be able to think back on without closing in on herself, she had been married for such a short time. She was still picking bits of flower confetti out of her hair, shoes, and belongings sporadically.

The grief she had carefully placed aside since a grave looking Auror had interrupted her and Newt chasing an injured crup in Scotland a few weeks ago, poured out and winded her in the chest like a stunning spell. It was so vicious that uncontrollable nausea hit her in the stomach with equal force. She stood up and ran to the adjoining bathroom where she was more violently sick than she’d ever been in her life.

Leta couldn’t even stop when she heard the front door slam followed by the familiar pattern of rushed, clumsy footsteps taking the stairs two at a time and then hopping over the mess of discarded items her emotions had scattered across the floor.  

“Leta!” she heard the most familiar voice in the world from the doorway, halfway between a worried gasp and a relieved sigh. Newt’s world had come crashing down rather swiftly as he fell to his knees upon hearing of his brothers’ fate and sobbed into Leta’s shoulder when she had slowly knelt beside him. The following weeks were the worst of his life and to add to it, he, and the rest of the group, had been cautiously tiptoeing around Leta, who had been acting relatively normal, and waiting assiduously for her careful composure to crack.

Newt slid down to where she lay on her side shivering with her clammy forehead pressed against the tiles. Everything she had repressed suddenly burst open in her chest, enormous weight crushing her from the inside out and escaping in a soul-wrenching wail that bore the weight of decades of trauma. The pain she had once sworn to herself to never experience ripped through her in a way that made her feel like her soul was being separated from her body. She thought this must be what being attacked by a dementor felt like or perhaps more akin to making a horcrux, either way she was certain this kind of evisceration would kill her.  

Newt wrapped his arms around her middle and she leaned back into him, absolutely wailing and sobbing irrepressibly. There was no point trying to put a stopper in the devastation now. The rattling window and mirror shattered, and Newt turned them slightly to shield her, the glass bouncing off his back and on to the tiles which had started to crack and peel away from the floor. A more rational person would have run but this was Newt who just squeezed her tighter. Newt who had very little sense of self-preservation but a huge sense of duty to broken creatures. He had tended to wounded dragons and cooed a distressed erumpents to sleep, but far more impressively, he’d done this time after time when her agony or fright took hold though not for many years now. But, just as it had worked when they were younger, he managed to calm her before any more damage could occur.  

After what seemed like hours of Newt rocking her and soothing her til his lips were dry and her crying til her throat was hoarse and she was dizzy from it, she finally went floppy against him. He leaned forward to see if she had passed out, but she was still awake, her breath shuddering and her chest still contracting erratically. The light in the room was slowly dimming as the sun slowly sunk down in the sky bathing the room in a warm, peachy orange. Leta probably would have found it extremely comforting and pretty…before. Now she just found it audacious. How dare the sun set yet again on a world without him?

Newt had propped her up against the bathtub and cast a silent spell that swept the shards of glass and broken tiles in to a corner before sitting against the opposite wall and resting his shoes against the bathtub next to her.

They sat in comfortable silence for a while until Newt noticed tiny droplets of blood on the floor beside her.

“You’ve splinched your fingers,” he croaked and leaned forward to examine her hand. Leta looked down at the bloodied fingertips and missing fingernails and then closed her first.

“I…didn’t notice.”  

“I have some dittany in my case…”

“It’s not so bad,” she reassured wearily, and Newt frowned in a displeased, determined way she hadn’t seen on him for the longest time.

“I have to take care of you.”

Leta scoffed but she smiled endearingly. “Do you, now?”

“Well, yes,” he said, the tiniest bit offended at her tone and Leta couldn’t help but bite back a chuckle at how he tried to square his shoulders. “You know, you and I are the last Scamanders, besides mother. Can’t have us dying out.”

Leta shook her head incredulously.

“You’re so dramatic. You’ll get married and have children, Newt,” she said, kicking a loose shard of tile he’d missed. She had meant to sound teasing, but it came out flat and strained. She cleared her throat and tried to continue light-heartedly. “It’s just the shame the next generation of Scamander’s are going to awkward, pale, freckly gits. We all knew it was going to be my genes that would save this family.”  

“Dramatic?” Newt’s eyes widened and the first smile since Theseus’ death played on the edge of his lips. “You just ripped apart a perfectly good bathroom. And the state of you…”

“I’m GRIEVING. I can do whatever I please. This is a very exciting time for us, Newton. You want to take a Beaters baton to the fountain in the Ministry of Magic? Because we could do that, you know.”

“I don’t think that’s how it works…”

“And the state of me?” she continued, folding her arms and hiccupping. “I’m an extremely pretty crier, I’ll have you know. Look how big and sparkling my eyes are at the minute. Would’ve made you weak at the knees at seventeen.”

“Extremely pretty,” he reassured playfully. “Even with the snot bubbles and vomit you’ve gurgled on to my coat.”

“Well, it’s not a disservice is it? That coat’s absurd. Blue!”

“Absurd?” he frowned. “You said you liked it!”

“Yes, well I missed you terribly, didn’t I? It was hard having to seduce you into being my best friend again now I have to compete with the baker. Its okay, We-I’ve gotten you a very similar coat in green for Christmas.”

“Your house colour, of course.”

“No, because it matches your eyes and it’s always looked nice with your hai-Why do you always assume the worst of me, Newton?”

“Um,” he gestured in an obvious sort of way. “Probably because I know you better than anyone.”

She paused with a frown. It was a fair statement.

“We need to fix that hand,” Newt reminded her and stood up, his legs numb, and offered her his hand. “And then probably get some sleep.”

Leta hesitated. “I…want to stay here, I think. Tonight at least.”

“That’s okay, I’ve brought my case with me,” Newt said. He knew leaving her was out of the question and he’d already told the others that he needed to go find her alone. She would close up around the others and she tended to lash out when she felt trapped. “Why don’t you take a bath or shower, get the wound clean and I’ll make us something to eat and go set up the spare bed?”

Leta did what he asked and wrapped her towel around herself after her shower and padded into her bedroom, her wet hair dripping into the carpet as she stood tentatively in the middle of it, staring at their perfectly made bed.

“Newt!” she called out and he nearly fell through the door.

“What’s wrong?!”

She frowned and clutched on to her towel, feeling her chest start to tighten again.

“I don’t want to stay in here,” she trembled, nearly child-like and she hated herself for it.

“Sure,” he said, unquestioning, and rummaged through the dresser to his left to find a comfortable looking pair of pyjamas which he tossed at her. “Why don’t you get dressed and come down into the case…it’s in the living room.”

Once she was done, she plaited her hair as she walked down stairs to join him. She put on her gumboots that he had placed beside the coffee table where his case lay, and she put them on before going to find him.

Leta nibbled at the pumpkin pasty he nearly shoved into her mouth whole when she declined and followed him around, absentmindedly handing him things he needed while he did his nightly rounds.

They kicked off their boots when they went into his workstation and Newt quickly tried to neaten the quilt on the bed he slept on while travelling before sitting Leta on it and going to his desk to find some dittany.

Leta glanced at a picture of Theseus he had on display and couldn’t bear it, instead letting her eyes slide over the weathered one of her sitting on his desk.

“I’ve only asked you only half a dozen times to replace that picture,” she whined distastefully, and Newt chuckled, walking back over with the dittany. “It’s horrendous, I look like I’m eating a sour lolly and my jaw hurts.”

“That’s your normal face, Leta,” he told her and wrapped up her fingers carefully. “And it’s a sweet picture. You decided to put my wanted poster up as my tribute on your little family wall.”

“It’s my favourite possession,” she admitted, taking a gulp of the tea he put in her hands, and covered her with the quilt. “It wasn’t easy to obtain. I think w-we broke some international law acquiring it from MACUSA but…” her eyes started to droop, and she felt her words becoming thick. “…it was…definitely…quite…”

Newt went back to his desk where he had some work to do and smiled at the sound of Leta mumbling incoherently, finally letting her head flop against the pillow. He hoped the Dreamless Sleep potion in her tea would give her a little reprieve for a couple of hours at least. He intended to stay sitting across from her the whole time, determined to take care of her. The memory of the confusing and short conversation he had last had with his brother, who had hugged him tighter than ever before, was what made him resurface, just a little, from his own grief. Newt had felt something was off in the way that Theseus asked him, his eyes pleading and sombre, to take care of her. Newt had assumed he was just being extremely serious about making sure they didn’t get into trouble while he was gone but now he was starting to wonder if his brother may have known what was going to happen.

Newt paused in counting his lace wing flies to glance back at his dearest friend and his brothers’ whole heart, who was passed out rather ungracefully. He smiled slightly and then picked up Theseus’ picture, who was smiling at him proudly and placed it next to Leta’s.

#fantastic beasts #fb spoilers #not really any spoilers but i want to be safe #theseus scamander #leta lestrange #newt scamander #a fuckn drugged mess i was so theres probably so many errors #fbtcog #not my gif #idk i mention twinkle lights like fuckn once so... #theta #theseus x leta #theleta #leta x theseus #theseleta #like we really have to decide on a name guys #like bff platonic newt x leta in this one #but theyre damn chemistry always makes it a little shippy #but just platonic excellence hopefully it comes across in this #you can tell when the meds really start kicking in #near the end #lazy as shit ending urgh i didnt even edit it or check it im so ashamed #prompt

[ladyluck852]

Soft bias tag (.......?)

My bestest friend @kpop-and-overwatch tagged me in this and wow hey another thing to make me soft af and cry over my UB.

1. Who is your bias?

- Uhhhhh my one and fucking only Hanbin from iKon (ikno)

2. How long have you biased them?

- The 13th is our five months UB anniversary but he was my bias a bit before that lol

3. What is your zodiac sign?

- I’m an Aries and Hanbin is like literally a Libra on the last day of that cycle (I just looked this up so....) and upon looking at the most compatible signs for the both of them it is Libra and Aries respectively. I’m telling you all right now, he’s like my soulmate.

4. What is your favourite thing about them?

- Everything. He’s a little genius, an amazing composer and producer, he’s so hardworking and sweet but he’s also the biggest fucking child. I feel like he has a lot of personality to go around and he’s mature despite you know being a baby. Hanbin is just a very very amazing person. Oh and I didn’t wanna go here but have you ever looked at him? He’s gorgeous as fuck.

5. Emojis you associate with them?

- 😎😌❤️💪🏼🥵

6. Colours that remind you of them?

- red, it’s his color lol

7. One gift you’d give them?

- My whole entire heart jk but you don’t really see girls giving guys necklaces but I would give him a necklace tbh something nice he could wear and it would probably just have something sweet on it. I would also give him a sweater that’s super soft and cozy that I could take from him.

8. What song would you listen to with them?

- uh okay a few songs come to mind and tbh I’d totally try to teach his ass Spanish so he could sing with me. The first one is cheesy but I love him, we’re listening to his songs TOGETHER

Love Scenario - Ikon

Amárrame - Mon Laferte (ok this song because it’s about being crazy in love and because we can yell together)

247 - Junggigo ft. Zion. T, Crush & Dean (this song because it’s so sweet and I listen to it to sleep so I’m imagining a lazy day cuddling in the afternoon with the window open and soft light coming in while FUCKING SHIT MAN he plays with my hair BYE)

9. Movie you would watch with them?

- Hanbin is a shithead, what kind of movies would he like? Probably intellectually stimulation movies that won’t piss him off me and have proper endings. @kpop-and-overwatch knows how I get with movies that don’t have satisfactory endings and I feel like Hanbin would be the same, not interested in wasting his time. So I could imagine rewatching favorite movies with him a lot, soooo Burnt, The Proposal, Howl’s moving castle. Etc...

10. What flowers remind you of them?

- Primrose’s triggered but the yellow ones. I love flowers but when I think of him I think of those

11. What made you fall for him?

- Ah um well SHIT idk, at first it was his voice, but what made me really fall for him as a person was the ikon tv episode where he goes hiking alone with his camera crew and oml he’s so humble and thoughtful and sweet and caring and passionate and driven. Bye.

12. Dream date you would like to go on?

- I would like to go hiking with him tbh, I love hiking and since I moved to a place that’s kinda far from most hiking trails and hills I don’t really get the chance to go. I know Hanbin loves hiking so...

13. Who would be more clingy?

- ........ I think he would probably be more clingy mostly because I’m not the type of person to want to bug BUT I would not mind at all and would probably return the clinginess.

14. One thing you want them to know?

- Hanbin...you work hard as fuck and you do it selflessly, your hard work is paying off and I hope you love yourself as much as you’re loved you little shit.

15. Who falls asleep first on facetime?

- definitely not me😂 I’m the type of person who can’t fall asleep unless everyone (and I mean everyone) is sleeping first and I’m pretty sure my tired bean would fall asleep first anyways

16. Place you’d like to go with them?

- Everywhere. You know that Fleetwood Mac song? “I wanna be with you everywhere” but tbh I’d love to go visit some beautiful cities and hold hands and take photos and drink that girly wine because we’re both fruity assholes. Venice, Paris, Kyoto, Barcelona, the N Seoul tower has a cafe and restaurants and the VIEW oml. Your girl wants to go everywhere.

Thanks for tagging me @kpop-and-overwatch you’ve sent me to the softest point of no return.

I shall tag @banhmi07 @shinwonsaysomething @prdsverse and anyone else who’d like to do it. My brain isn’t working so hmmm if any of my mutuals would like to do this pleaseeee do it.

#bias tag #hanbin #ikon

[teacoffeeandwhatnot]

The Gay Agenda - Chapter 5

 Look at me, actually uploading when I said I would oml! Chapter 5 is here, and its Jren. 

Please keep in mind, sentences written in Italic is what is being said by the panel, or people in the studio. Normal text is what is happening otherwise.

As always, also available on my Ao3!

(if you want me to tag you every time i update, please dont hesitate to message me and I’ll add it in the next chapter)

“Our next contestant is Choi M-“

“Holy shit, is that Minki?!” Jeonghan interrupts Holland, jumping out of his seat to get a better look at the screen in front of them.

“Uhh, yes, do you know him?” Holland questions.

“Yeah, shit, he’s my cousin. I don’t know why I didn’t think of him for this show, he’s like a lover of all things gay. Also, he already works here so it’s perfect.”

“Well then, I guess I can save myself the introduction,” Holland laughs. “Do you happen to know what his type is?”

“Oh yeah, for sure. He’s into like super nerdy guys which is kind of ironic because, even though he works in the freaking comic book store, he could not be less interested in them.”

“Ah, well then it should be easy to find someone that’s his type then, I guess. Let’s see how he gets on.”

He knows he should really be spending his money on better things as a 23-year-old, but Jonghyun can’t help himself, so he finds himself on the bus for his weekly visit to the comic book store. It also has nothing to do with the pretty shop clerk whom he has successfully avoided talking to for weeks now, nope. Nothing at all. He totally doesn’t spend half his time there staring at him, and not the comic books. Definitely not.

Ever since the new guy has started working there, his visits to the store have become significantly more nerve wracking and he finds his hands sweating a worrying amount every time he pushes the door open. He really needs to get his shit together.

He walks straight to the Haikyu section, deliberately not looking towards the counter, where he knows the beautiful boy is. He knows his name is Minki, having glanced at his name tag out of the corner of his eye last time, when he had been busy ringing up another costumer.

Even though he only glanced in his direction for about half a second through the glass door before entering, he is still hyperaware of Minki, slouching over the counter, looking bored out his mind, sucking on a goddamn lollipop. He also belatedly realizes that Minki seems to be the only employee here, which means that, if he wants to buy something, he will inevitably have to talk to him. Which is generally a good thing, forcing him to finally have a conversation, but he’s also scared shitless. He knows he gets all stuttery and awkward when faced with pretty people he may or may not have a small (massive) crush on, so there is probably a high chance he’s going to embarrass himself. For a second he considers just not buying anything and high tailing it out of the store, before he realizes how stupid that is. He gives himself a short mental pep-talk before finally deciding to get his shit together, picks up the book he wants and makes his way towards the counter. Previously he had always waited, sometimes agonisingly long, until Minki was busy or went on break and his co-worker took over, before he went to the counter, as to avoid the situation he was in now.

He placed his book on the counter, finally managed to look up and made direct eye contact with Minki for the first time. He was frozen for a minute, lost in the man’s eyes before he was shaken out of his stupor.

“Only this then?” Minki asked.

“Uh, y-yeah.” Jonghyun mentally cursed at himself for the little stutter and cleared his throat. “Just this one today,” he managed, trying to sound a little more confident and not like his legs were about to give in any second.

“So have you finally decided to stop avoiding me then?” Jonghyun’s head snapped up from where he lowered it again, staring at Minki with a panicked expression, who was smirking at him with a knowing smile.

“What? I was not- I’m not- I didn’t…,” he stuttered, trying to come up with a reasonable explanation.

“Dude, literally every time you’re here you stare holes into the side of my head but you never come up to the counter when I’m here and always wait till Minhyun is at the counter or I’m busy. I feel a little bit offended to be honest, what do you have against me? I don’t bite.”

Minki says all of this with a smirk on his face, so Jonghyun knows he isn’t mad, (and mortifyingly probably knows why Jonghyun was staring) but he can’t help but feel faint.

“I wasn’t staring at you.” Minki cocks his head, giving him a ‘you’ve got to be shitting me’ expression. “I just admire those posters behind the counter.”

“Sure you do, my dude, sure you do.” Jonghyun doesn’t think his face will ever return to its natural colour, destined to stay permanently crimson at this point. He realizes that Minki is almost done ringing up his book and with that his time actually talking to him will be over soon. Scrambling to keep the conversation going, he asks, “Uh, so I’ve been looking for a new series, preferably something similar to Haikyu, so like sports and rivalries, etc. do you have any recommendations?”

Minki shrugs, “No idea, dude, I’ve never read a manga in my life. I can ask my colleague though and let you know?”

Jonghyun belatedly realizes his mouth is hanging open in shock and quickly closes it.

“What do you mean you’ve never read one, you work in a comic book store?”

“Yeah, because my cousin, whether he admits it or not, is a sucker who would do anything for me, and he knows the owner so he got me the job. I’m a broke college student, I take what I can get. ”

“Fucking brat,” Jeonghan mumbles under his breath.

Up until this point, Jonghyun had been convinced that Minki was perfect and most definitely the love of his life, but this could not be overlooked. This was a major character flaw that needed to be corrected immediately.

“Ok, but like that’s unacceptable. I’m sorry, but you have no choice, you have to be educated. I will sacrifice my precious time and be your teacher, out of the goodness of my heart.”

(Minki honestly couldn’t believe that it could’ve gone any better. Whether he knew it or not, the cute customer had done his whole job for him, and he didn’t even need to come up with some bullshit excuse to spend more time with him. He was going to win, for sure.)

“I’ll let you educate me under two conditions.”

“Ok? And those would be?”

“One, we go find a café and have a drink while you tell me all about your little… books.”

Jonghyun made a face. For one at the comment about his ‘little books’ and secondly out of confusion. Wouldn’t it make more sense for him to educate Minki in the comic book store, so he could provide examples?

“Uh sure I guess, I mean here would be better, but if you want. And the second one?”

“You have to tell me your name,” Minki grinned. “So far I’ve only been calling you Onibugi in my head.”

Once again, Jonghyun felt his face heat up. Minki had been calling him a nickname in his head? For how long? Did this mean that he would also think about him? This was lowkey too much information for him to handle all at once.

“O-onibugi? Why?”

“Cuz you kinda look like one, don’t you think?” Minki squished his cheek and Jonghyun was ready to die then and there.

They decided to go to a little ice cream parlour on the second floor of the mall, since Minki said he was craving a milkshake, and who was Jonghyun to deny him. The entire 3 minute walk there, Jonghyun could help but sneak glances at Minki’s side profile. His long hair swished gracefully back and forth as he was walking and Jonghyun really had to fight every nerve in his body to not give into his urge to run his fingers through it and see how soft it really was. The first time Jonghyun had seen Minki, he had thought that he was a girl, quickly proven wrong when Minki had called out to his co-worker in a voice too deep for a girl and called him hyung. Now, Jonghyun had never really thought about his sexuality in depth, so he probably would’ve fallen in love with Minki no matter if he was a girl or a boy, but he was kind of relieved that Minki had been a boy, since in his opinion, girls are even more terrifying to talk to than guys. Or so he had thought. Minki seemed intimidating no matter what, hence the long time it took him to start talking to him.

Arriving at the café, they quickly found a small table for two in the corner and scanned the menu.

“You want to share a milkshake?” Minki asked.

Considering Jonghyun could barely get through a conversation with him, he doubted he would survive sharing a drink with the other.

“Uh, no, I’m good, you get your own drink. I’ll pay.”

“Aww Jonghyunnie, that’s not what I meant, but thanks! So generous.”

The obvious flirting that Minki sends his way completely flying over his head, Jonghyun launches into a speech about Haikyu as soon as they get their drinks.

“Ok so, I don’t know where to begin. Let me just tell you the plot first, I think that’ll help you understand how awesome it is. So basically it’s about this guy who joins the volleyball team of this formerly prestigious high school and he’s like obsessed with this other player who is like the star player of this team and was basically like a jump god for them, so he trains all the time to try and become like him. He ends up…” Jonghyun trails off when he looks up and realizes that Minki doesn’t seem to be listening to him at all, but is rather just staring at his mouth. Self-consciously he rubs over his lips, thinking he might’ve gotten some of his milkshake somewhere on his face.

“Minki, are you even listening to me?”

“Huh? Oh yeah, sure I am.”

Jonghyun isn’t completely convinced, but continues trying to convince Minki that comics are the best thing in this world and that he is missing out.

“Ok well he ends up clashing really hard with this setter – how much do you know about volleyball by the way? Actually it doesn’t really matter – so anyways he clashes with this setter is also like a really good player so everyone calls him king, but he’s more like a tyrant, I guess? And yeah –“ Suddenly, there are lips on his. He was so engrossed in his speech he hadn’t realized that Minki had gotten closer, lifted his chin up and just planted one on him.

It was over way too quickly, Jonghyun hadn’t even closed his eyes and he just ended up stupidly blinking at Minki when he pulled back, with his mouth slightly open.

All of a sudden, all the pieces in his head seem to align. Holy shit, Minki had been flirting with him this entire time.

“Holy shit, you were flirting with me this entire time.”

Minki let out a loud laugh. “I’m glad you finally caught on, I thought I couldn’t make it more obvious. I mean I flat out told you I have zero interest in comics and yet I still listened to you ramble for like an hour. I felt like I had to help you along a little bit.”

Jonghyun scratched the back of his head sheepishly. “Yeah sorry, I get really into it when I talk about comics… also like… you’re beautiful? I thought you’d never go for someone like me. I mean, you could have anyone.”

“Not go for someone like you? What, you mean a cute, nerdy, hot guy with a deep voice? How the fuck could I not go for you?”

Before he could blush and stutter some more, Minki leaned in again and this time Jonghyun was prepared. He managed to close his eyes, kiss back and even cup the side of Minki’s face. He couldn’t believe that this was happened and inwardly cursed at himself for not talking to the cute clerk earlier.

Later, when they’re walking back to the comic book store hand in hand, Minki’s phone goes off.

“Oh hey Jeonghan, how are you?” “My cousin,” he mouths in Jonghyun’s direction.

“Sooooooooooooooo?”

“So, what, Jeonghan?”

“Soooo does it live up to all your day dreams and on a scale of 1-10, how good of a kisser is Jonghyun?”

“WAIT, WHAT? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW?”

Pt. 4

#bts #suju #shinee #wanna one #stray kids #seventeen #nct #exo #nuest #got7 #monsta x #history #day6 #teacoffeeandwhatnot #the gay agenda au

[majesticlolipop]

RULES: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better. (I tagged my friends soz)

@a-mi-zivi tagged me !! The loveliest person ever. <3 

a // age: 22

b // birthplace: Dundalk, Ireland

c // current time: 19:10

d // drink you last had: currently drinking a Capri Sun

e // easiest person to talk to: @vermofftiss is literally my other half. 

f // favourite songs: Duetto: Stammi vicino, non te ne andare composed by Taku Matsushiba, I Know It’s Over by the Smiths, Flaws and All by Beyonce.

g // grossest memory: I have ulcerative colitis so I mean you can kinda imagine what that is

h // horror yes or horror no: Nope nope nope nopety nope. 

i // in love? Nope. 

j // jealous of people: I think when you’re flaring every chronic illness fighter struggles really hard with jealousy especially when you’re frustrated with your pain levels. I get jealous of how hard I have to work to get ‘easy’ things like an education. 

l // love at first sight or should i walk by again? I’m a sap so like of course I like to think love at first sight could happen but like, what really matters is how long it lasts. I can get crushes on people but that doesn’t really mean anything. 

n // number of siblings: 1

o // one wish: A goddamn rest 

p // person you called last: My chemist to order my antidepressants lmao

q // questions you’re always asked: Are you always that pale? Are you really disabled? Wow, you’re 22?!

s // song you last sang: Work it Out - Beyonce (its been stuck in my head all day)

t // time you woke up: 7am

u // underwear colour: Blue 

v // vacation destination: DISNEYWORLD OML PLS. Also Japan. 

w // worst habit: If I’m drawing something like a print I could be at it like 9 hours straight without a break. Also I tend not to sleep if I get really invested into a roleplay lmao yes I’m a dork

x // x-rays: Oh man so many like I’ve gotten like ten MRIS so do I have to name all the x-rays cos I’ve gotten full body MRIS too. I’ve gotten about 15-20 hip x-rays, shoulder x-rays, wrists, fingers, elbows, ankles, knees, chest, neck.. I mean pretty much everything tbh. 

y // your favourite food: katsudon! 

z // zodiac sign: Taurus

Tagging:

@vermofftiss @onekingdomonce  @peeps-the-writer @thewhisperamongtheroar @jackalopejacqui @canibecandid

#tag game

[razorblades-killed-me]

85 Truths Tag

I was tagged by @btsismy6thkinkI 

girl just why?!

I will tag no now coz I’m lonely 

Last

Drink: Water

Phone call: KAYLA my wifu @ultimate---otaku

Text message: my good old little Bee!

Song you listened to: White T-shirt - Jonghyun

Time you cried: Last night I’m a sad little bean who has no life

Ever

Dated someone twice: Nope, im not stupid (not saying you are if you have but my exes are dicks)

Kissed someone & regretted it: Nah i’m to awkward to kiss people I’ll regret

Been cheated on: no i don’t think so...

Lost someone special: Yes! ahh gosh it sucks

Been depressed: YEAHHHHHHHHH BOIII

Gotten drunk and thrown up: nahhhhh i barely ever drink

Favorite Colours Black! Red! Purple!

In the last year have you…

Made new friends: Yes my dance crew boii

Fallen out of love: yah guess so idk its hard

Laughed until you cried: every day 

Found out someone was talking about you: yesssssss! like omg i hate it so much

Met someone who changed you: many so many people

Found out who your true friends are: yeah lost my ‘best friend’ and had Sam and Raven stay there for me

Kissed someone on your Facebook friends list: nah duh

General

How many of your Facebook friends do you know irl?:i’ve met everyone once i think

Do you have any pets?: NUUUUUU i crii (unless my brothers count)

Do you want to change your name?: yesssss i hate my name!

What did you do for your last birthday?: nothing i went out with my mum

What time did you wake up today?: 7;50 am (i leave at 8 am bjhwefbqehfuq)

What were you doing at midnight last night?: crying coz i have no life

What is something you can’t wait for?: Hixtape (FUCK YESS I AGREE) 

What are you listening to right now?: i don’t even know...

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?: I HAVENT TOM HIT ME UP

Something that’s getting on your nerves: People who lie for the sake of lying and slow walkers (not even gonna change this i agree! i push the 12ive who are slow)

Most visited website: my laptop says youtube tumblr and the facebook

Hair colour: purple unless we talking natural 

Long or short hair: its just below my shoulder

Do you have a crush on someone?: JUNGKOOK YA HO ID GLADLY LOVE YOU

What do you like about yourself?: i have grey eyes... they kinda cute...

Do you want any piercings?: wanna get my helix done, or my nose again

Blood Type: IM AN O WHAT KIND I DONT KNOW (wait im O-)

Nickname(s): Short one, Red head, Ruby Gloom, Shrimp 

Relationship Status: single af

Zodiac: virgo and im the year of the snake...

Pronouns: She/her 

Fave tv shows: zesxrdctfvygbuhnij I DONT KNOW

Tattoos: nah im to smol

Right or left handed: right i basic

Ever had surgery: no but when i turn 18 they wanna work on my eye

Piercings: my firsts and i did have my nose

sport: ME ME?! SPORT?! I CLIMB STARS!!! THE SCHOOL MAKES ME THO

vacation: south korea would be nice, maybe NZ

Trainers: Converse HIGH boiii i didnt change it again 

More general

Eating: BaCon

Drinking: i have a cup of coke but i haven't started yet

I’m about to watch: hmmm probs jack or something

Waiting for: HIXTAPE HIXTAPE HIXTAPE HIXTAPE HIXTAPE

Want: A REASON TO LIVE

Get married: Hopefully

Career: idk im bad at everything

Which is better..

Hugs or kisses: HUGS HUGS AHHH SO SOFT AND WARM

Lips or eyes: Eyes but lips are nice toooooo

Shorter or taller: Taller (everyones taller then me tho

Older or younger: Older

Nice arms or stomach: I GIVE NO FUCKS 

Hookup or relationship: Relationship

Troublemaker or hesitant: Hesitant (im hesitant and i dated a trouble maker and omg!!! i hated it)

Have you ever…

Kissed a stranger: BOIII NO

Drank hard liquor: Only vodka

Lost glasses: all the time but now i just leave them on the top of my head

Turned someone down: yahhhhh i felt so bad

Sex on first date: NUUU IM INNOCENT I SWEAR 

Broken someone’s heart: idk maybe i hope not 

Had your heart broken: Yes many of times

Been arrested: No i good i swear

Cried when someone died: OML YES!!! 

Fallen for a friend: Yes…. no one tell my Oppa

Do you believe in…

Yourself: Never 

Miracles: i hope but not true

Love at first sight: no not really

Santa claus: NUUUU NOT SINCE I WAS 3

Kiss on a first date: if its jungkook i would totally do it

Angels: NOOOO I MADE MY MUM CALL MY SISTER A STAR COZ IM NOT INTO THAT SHIT

Other

Best friend’s name: MY OPPA SAM (she is a female it joke) MY BIRB RAVEN (he a boy thats super awesome) MY ‘MOTHER’ KAIYA AND MY LITTLE BEE

Eye colour: GREYYYYYY

Favourite movie: Corps bride boiii

Fave actor: Yuki Furukawa IM A SOFTY OKAYYYY

Favourite actress: IDK Jennifer Lawrence

#get to know me #get to know the blogger #im a loser okay

[bugclub]

All the asks

1. Last kisschristmas or something 2. Last phone calllast ignored phone call this morning, last actual phone call yesterday3. Last text message1 hr ago i texted emilio and he did not respond….4. Last song you listened to305 to my city drake5. Last time you criedfew weeks agoHAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twiceumm not really7. Been cheated onnot that i know of 8. Self harmedyes9. Lost someone specialyes10. Been depressedyes11. Been drunk and threw upyesTHIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

12. had sexno13. How many people have you had sex with this year?0 😂15. Made a new friendno17. Laughed until you criedyes18. Met someone who changed youno 😂19. Found out who your true friends werebig time20. Found out someone was talking about younot yet 26. What did you do for your last Birthdayi think me and emilio went to chicago or something27. What time did you wake up today9:43 am29. Name something you CANNOT wait formoving into my apartment bih!!!30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same timetoday but i only have one 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your lifewish i was less insecure, its been so bad lately 😫32. What are you listening to right nowbroad city33. When is the last time you had sex?last month34. Who’s getting on your nerves right nowooh girl! 35. Most visited webpageapp would be tumblr but webpage would be my bank account 36. Favorite colourpink37. Nicknamesi dont even know 38. Relationship Statussingle and chilling39. Zodiac signaries sun libra moon40. Male or femalegirl but this ask stupid41. Primary schoolhums??42. Secondary Schooljohn young??43. High school/collegemishawaka??44. Eye colorbrown46. Height5'447. Do you have a crush on someonelil peep48. What do you like about yourselfmy rhymes49. Piercingstechnically my septum should still be pierced 50. Tattoosi have the moth, 3 hearts, coffin & teardrop, right back at it again, an love letter, a rose, two ants, a tiny smiley face, a broken heart, a mess of like 10 stick n pokes from when i was 15, and…i think that’s everything for now51. Righty or leftyrightyFIRSTS:

53. First piercingi pierced my nose when i was like 1854. First best frienddamn probably… shayleigh 💖55. First hookupoml… i was 17 56. First BestfriendSHAYLEIGHS FINE ASSRIGHT NOW:

59. Eatingnothing but tori gave me gum earlier shoutout my girl60. Drinkingbong water61. I’m about tomake soup with emilio for dinner 62. Listening toalways sunny now63. Waiting formy mf move in date!!!YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids?idk tbh65. Get married?idk tbh66. Careerdate richWHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyeseyes ig68. Hugs or kissesdamn near hugs69. Shorter or tallertaller70. Older or Youngerolder71. Romantic or spontaneousdamn near neither 72. Nice stomach or nice armsidk 73. Sensitive or loudidk i don’t think im loud if that’s the question74. Hook-up or relationshipugh no thank uHAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a strangerno..dont think so77. Drank hard liquoroh yeah78. Lost glasses/contactsno79. Had sexyes80. Broken someone’s heartmaaaybe82. Been arrestedno83. Turned someone downyes84. Cried when someone diedyes85. Fallen for a friendyes 😆DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourselfprobably87. Miraclesyes88. Love at first sightyes89. Heavenyes90. Santa Clausewho91. Kiss on the first datesure92. Angelsyes93. How would you label yourself?cool and sexy94. Someone You Pray Everyday Formy haters95. Did you sing todayof course96. Who From All Your Ex’s have You Cared The Most Aboutemilio 😁97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?probably just 1997 and try this shit again98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish Forkreayshawn to find her lost cat 99. Are you afraid of falling in love?no100. Do you like the way you look?yes

[jiminies-ahmee]

Tagged: 85 Truths

Tagged by: @jhopebitch xx

I did a post similar to this like 5 minutes ago, but does that really matter??? 

LAST 

Drink: Coke 

Phone call: friend 

Text message: a different friend lmao 

Song you listened to: YTG4M, Zara Larsson (spotify’s on shuffle peeps) 

Time you cried: watching the greatest showman which was actually yesterday, such a good movie oml 

EVER 

Dated someone twice: nope 

Kissed someone and regretted it: nup 

Been cheated on: no

Lost someone special: no, thank god 

Been depressed: no 

Gotten drunk and thrown up: man, i’m 15 

FAVE COLOURS 

Blue, doesn't really matter what shade

And yellow bc idk it just makes me happy :) 

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 

Made new friends: yes <3 

Fallen out of love: 5sos better watch out, i’m tired waiting for this goddamn album 

Laughed until you cried: all day erryday 

Found out someone was talking about you: yes, but it wasn't bad stuff so

Met someone who changed you: yes and i wanna thank them bc it was definitely a good change 

Found out who your true friend are: yes and i kinda felt they were sketchy from the beginning, but i’ve got a solid group of people i can call my friends 

Kissed someone on your Facebook friends list: ummm, i don't even accept half the people that request me on Facebook lmaoooo 

GENERAL  

How many of your Facebook friends do you know irl?: all of them, i never accept anyone i don't know

Do you have any pets?: No, but i really want a puppy 

Do you want to change your name?: My name means ‘princess’ in arabic, so no, i would not like to change my name 

What did you do for your birthday last year?: nothing, sadly, but my two good friends came over to my house after my exams and took me out for maccas, bless 

What time did you wake up today?: 10am 

What were you doing at midnight last night?: usually i’d be on tumblr, but i didn't have my phone with me last night so i think i was sleeping? 

What is something you can’t wait for?: JHOOPPPEEEEEEE’S mixtape 

What are you listening to right now?: Needed Me, Rihanna hehe 

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?: He was my guitar teacher a while back 

Something that’s getting on your nerves: idk, i’d say i’m feeling pretty content rn 

Most visited website: tumblr, snapchat, instagram 

Hair colour: brown 

Long or short: In between, i’m planning on growing it out atm 

Do you have a crush on someone?: yes.... if jimin counts 

What do you like about yourself?: my voice when i sing???? 

Want any piercings?: YES, i wanna get a double helix (thanks for the inspo kook), maybe a nose piercing??? and a conch piercing?? (i literally had to google the name for that) 

Blood type: i have no BLOODY idea (omg kill me) 

Nicknames: amee and amish 

Relationship Status: s to the i to the n to the g to the l to the e, SINGLE 

Zodiac: SCORPIOOOOOOOOOO

#tagged #about me #not bts

[thequeerexpoditionist-blog]

1-150 my dude

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? My friend who was being hit on so I had to pretend to be her lesbian lover2. Are you outgoing or shy? A lil bit of both3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? A person that I enjoy being around 4. Are you easy to get along with? I think so5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? Yeah I think so6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Idk I base it off of their energy 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? I hope so but who knows I take it a day at a time 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? Nobody 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Nah10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Alex11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? "Oml"12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? playboy shit, Silence, Stone, Don't You Know, Karma Police13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Yeah14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Yeah15. What good thing happened this summer? Pride 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? No it was dumb17. Do you think there is life on other planets? I'm sure there is like we can't be the only ones18. Do you still talk to your first crush? No19. Do you like bubble baths? Sometimes 20. Do you like your neighbors? Yeah21. What are you bad habits? Oh I have a bunch22. Where would you like to travel? Everywhere dude23. Do you have trust issues? Ye24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Sleep boi25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? Yes26. What do you do when you wake up? Take my meds27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? Neither 28. Who are you most comfortable around? My friends29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? Yeah30. Do you ever want to get married? Maybe31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? Nope32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Idk man 33. Spell your name with your chin. Fav th34. Do you play sports? What sports? No35. Would you rather live without TV or music? Tv fo sho I love music too much36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Yeah37. What do you say during awkward silences? Random words38. Describe your dream girl/guy? Ahsvsh39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Goodwill & target are the top two40. What do you want to do after high school? Go to college 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? People who prove they do should, but certain people don't 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? I'm sad, confused, mad, or deep in thought 43. Do you smile at strangers? Yeah44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Both gives me anxiety to think about 😂45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? I have things to take care of (my animals)46. What are you paranoid about? Everything 47. Have you ever been high? Hello yes48. Have you ever been drunk? Yeah49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? No I don't think so50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Black51. Ever wished you were someone else? Nah52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? Yes53. Favourite makeup brand? Not really any54. Favourite store? Goodwill 55. Favourite blog? The person who asked this question ayooo56. Favourite colour? Forest green57. Favourite food? Idk all of it58. Last thing you ate? Pineapple59. First thing you ate this morning? Eggos60. Ever won a competition? For what? Yes forever ago in elementary for track and field 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? Yes bc of weed brownies kms62. Been arrested? For what? No63. Ever been in love? Yes64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? Under a blanket in my room with a girl from downstairs when I was 8/965. Are you hungry right now? Not really 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? I love them all the same67. Facebook or Twitter? Twitter has more tea68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr69. Are you watching tv right now? No70. Names of your bestfriends? Liz71. Craving something? What? Love & attention duh72. What colour are your towels? White72. How many pillows do you sleep with? A lot73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? Like 5 or 675. Favourite animal? Lion76. What colour is your underwear? Blue77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla 78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Rocky road79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Black80. What colour pants? Blue star wars pajama pants lmao81. Favourite tv show? Supernatural 82. Favourite movie? Atm it's rhps83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? Mean girls tf84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? Man I love both85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? The dumb one 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? The starfish 87. First person you talked to today? Alex 88. Last person you talked to today? So far, alex89. Name a person you hate? Sndbsbs90. Name a person you love? My sister91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? No92. In a fight with someone? No93. How many sweatpants do you have? 3 I think94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? A bunch95. Last movie you watched? The Way He Looks96. Favourite actress? Cara Delevingne 97. Favourite actor? Idk Jensen I guess98. Do you tan a lot? Not really 99. Have any pets? A bunch100. How are you feeling? Moderate 101. Do you type fast? Kinda 102. Do you regret anything from your past? Yeah103. Can you spell well? Sure104. Do you miss anyone from your past? Yeah105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Yepp106. Ever broken someone’s heart? Probably 107. Have you ever been on a horse? Ye108. What should you be doing? Nothing really 109. Is something irritating you right now? Sorta110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Ye111. Do you have trust issues? Yes112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? My grandma 113. What was your childhood nickname? I didn't really have one114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Yes115. Do you play the Wii? Used to116. Are you listening to music right now? Yepp117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? Yeah 118. Do you like Chinese food? Yess119. Favourite book? Dark parties 120. Are you afraid of the dark? Not really 121. Are you mean? Nah only if someone pushes me to that point122. Is cheating ever okay? Nope123. Can you keep white shoes clean? If I try hard enough 124. Do you believe in love at first sight? Eh125. Do you believe in true love? Yeah 126. Are you currently bored? Sorta127. What makes you happy? Many things128. Would you change your name? No129. What your zodiac sign? Virgo130. Do you like subway? No131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Yikes gotta blast132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? I answered this133. Favourite lyrics right now? The lyrics to Stone by Jaymes Young134. Can you count to one million? Ugh too many numbers 135. Dumbest lie you ever told? That I'm attractive hA dumb bitch no ones gonna believe that bs136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? I haVe nO dOoR137. How tall are you? 5'8138. Curly or Straight hair? Wavy ish139. Brunette or Blonde? Either 140. Summer or Winter? Winter 141. Night or Day? Evening 142. Favourite month? October 143. Are you a vegetarian? No 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Dark145. Tea or Coffee? Tea146. Was today a good day? Eh 147. Mars or Snickers? Snickers 148. What’s your favourite quote? Idk149. Do you believe in ghosts? Ye150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? "Any life was better than death, wasn't it?"

[yooaremydae]

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end choose 25 people to be tagged.

I was tagged by @take-yoo-there @cuddlyjihoonie and @glitzyeol (wowowow!)

I don’t think i know 25 people so I tag @happy-daes @strawberryboo @mooncakesjongup @bangyongguktigger @7btobap6 @dontlookatmelikethatyongguk @zeloswaffles @jongup-is-an-enigma @jion-a @0000-ff (i had to do it here lol or else i’d forget)

LAST:

Last drink: Mango juice

Last phone call: my friend

Last text message: also my friend (same friend lol)

Last song you listened to?: Honeymoon - b.a.p (i think y’all should listen)

Last time I cried: A weekend ago because of school :(

HAVE YOU EVER:

Dated someone twice: nope

Been cheated on: nope

Kissed someone and regretted it: nope

Lost someone special:  yes

Been depressed: yes

Been drunk and thrown up: nope (im such an innocent child what is wrong with me)

IN THE PAST HAVE YOU:

made a new friend: yesss

Fallen out of love: no i dont think so??

Laughed until you cried: oh my gosh i do this all the time 

Met someone who changed you: yes definitely 

Found out who your true friends are: hells yes (long story about this oml)

Found out someone was talking about you: like meanly behind my back? yeah

GENERAL:

How many people on tumblr do you know in real life: 6

Do you have any pets?: i have a dog i love her so much its like having a child but with more fur

Do you want to change your name?: Nope i like it (wish ppl could pronounce it tho)

What time did you wake up this morning?: 6am i cri

What were you doing last night?: doing english homework by phone light 

Name something you cannot wait for: I’m seeing Fall Out Boy in October I cant wait ahhh!!!!!!!!

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I’ve never!! I feel like i’m missing out on life

What’s getting on your nerves rn?: I have to ask my mom something but she won’t be home till late and its really important. I can’t ask my dad he’s useless for these sorts of things

Blood type: I have no idea is that bad

Nickname: nae, naenae, bum, potato, laughing horse (don’t ask), maknae and MAKNAE-YAH

Relationship status: alone and tbh i dont think i want one rn? like school is taking so much of my time lol 

Zodiac sign: LEOOOO

Pronouns: she/her

Favourite tv show: The 100

College: .........

Hair colour: black 

Do you have a crush on someone: no.........................................yes

What do you like about yourself?: I have some (?) musical talent

FIRSTS:

First surgery: none

First piercing: dont have any

First sport you joined: taekwondo

First vacation: Arizona for my dad’s work 

First pair of sneakers: they’re black i actually have them on my window sill right now and i dont really know why????

RIGHT NOW:

Eating: pears

Drinking: water

I’m about to: do homework SAVE ME 

Listening to: I’ll remember - day6 (what a bop)

Want kids: ummmm not right now??????

Get married: ummm also not right now???!??!

Career: I have no freaken clue rip me 

WHICH IS BETTER:

Lips or eyes: eyes

Hugs or kisses: hugs

Shorter or taller: taller 

Romantic or spontaneous: uhhh both!!!!

Sensitive or loud: both

Hook up or relationship: relationship

Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker would be funny tbh 

HAVE YOU EVER:

Kissed a stranger: nope

Drank hard liqour: nope

Lost glasses/contacts: yeep

Sex on first date: nope

Broken someone’s heart: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I WAS 10 OKAY!!!!!

Been arrested: nope

Turned someone down: I don’t think so...

Fallen for a friend: nope

DO YOU BELIEVE:

In yourself: um no not really lool 

Miracles: sure (just wish they’d happen to me)

Love at first sight: yes

Heaven: sure why not

Santa Claus: When I was tiny

#taggy thing #tagged #BOY THAT WAS LONG #if i tagged you and you dont wanna do it then just ignore #or yell at me #or both loool

[nviles]

i was tagged by @hermioneganger & @jillys!!! love you both!!!

rules: answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people.

tagging: @siruisblack @jillys @hermioneganger tagging u both again @flittwick @jesfaheys @kittysong @alohcmoras @azkabqn @bowtrnkle @bellatrix-lvstrange @philukas  @zeniks + anyone else who wants to do this??!! i cant think of anyone else atm rip

THE LAST

1. drink: milk 2. phone call: umm i hav no idea. i havent called someone in a long time 3. text message: “shush he sounds perf for you” this is like the corrected version with no caps or typos haha 4. song you listened to: love is a losing game- sam smith 5. time you cried:  like a few days ago when our class watched the lion king 6. dated someone twice: pft i’ve been single my whole life 7. kissed someone and regretted it: havent even had my first kiss yet 8. been cheated on: i havent even dated yet 9. lost someone special: yes 10. been depressed: yes 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: no

3 FAVOURITE COLOURS 12. black, white, grey ik they arent technically colors but whATEVer 13. pastel colors 14. maroon

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. made new friends: yes and i love them all v v much 16. fallen out of love: does platonic love count? if so, then yes 17. laughed until you cried: haha yes 18. found out someone was talking about you: yes 19. met someone who changed you: yes 20. found out who your friends are: kinda?  21. kissed someone on your facebook list: dont hav facebook

GENERAL 22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: dont hav facebook 23. do you have any pets: nONE. but i would love a DOG 24. do you want to change your name: no 25. what did you do for your last birthday: went out for dinner w my family 26. what time did you wake up: like around 9am 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping i slept so earLY 28. name something you can’t wait for: when i feel comfortable and not overly anxious at hs 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: like 2 mins ago 31. what are you listening to right now: latch by sam smith (acoustic) 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: i dont think so? 33. something that is getting on your nerves: family 34. most visited website: tumblr and this streaming website for tv shows and movies 35. hair colour: black or dark brown in the sun 36. long or short hair: i think its considered long now??!! 37. do you have a crush on someone: ehhh not really. 38. what do you like about yourself: noTHInG

39. want any piercings: idk not rlly

40. blood type: idk 41. nickname: egg, jules, smol bean, niece not rlly a nickname person tbh 42. relationship status: S I N G L E 43. zodiac: gemini 44. pronouns: she/her 45. favourite tv show: greys anatomy, brooklyn nine nine, criminal minds, eyewitness...etc. 46. tattoos: might get some when im old enough 47. right or left handed: right 48. surgery: none 49. piercing: none 50. sport: not rlly a sport person??!! 51. vacation: all around europe 52. pair of trainers: 1 lmao

MORE GENERAL 53. eating: i just finished dinner which was like rice, veggies and meat 54. drinking: water 55. i’m about to: try and finish my hw and not get distracted by tumblr or criminal minds 56. waiting for: the day i finally hav confidence 57. want: to be outgoing and hav life be enjoyable 58. get married: if someone even likes me then sure 59. career: writer or something design related

WHICH IS BETTER 60. hugs or kisses: hugs  61. lips or eyes: eyes 62. shorter or taller: taller 63. older or younger: older 64. nice arms or nice stomach: nice stomach 65. hook up or relationship: relationship 66. troublemaker or hesitant: both? or like a mix of the two

HAVE YOU EVER 67. kissed a stranger: no 68. drank hard liquor: no 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: yes 70. turned someone down: nope 71. sex on the first date: havent even had a date yet 72. broken someone’s heart: dont think so? 73. had your heart broken: kinda 74. been arrested: no 75. cried when someone died: yes 76. fallen for a friend: sadly yes 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN 77. yourself: lmao no 78. miracles: sort of 79. love at first sight: maybe 80. santa claus: no 81. kiss on the first date: depends 82. angels: no

OTHER 83. current best friend’s name: all my best friends are my online ones you know who you are 84. eye colour: dark brown almost black 85. favorite movie: LOVE ROSIE oml fuckin love this movie sM

#tag games #THANKS FOR TAGGING ME AVA AND JAC