Biblically accurate angle
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Superman: I dated a mermaid.
Wonder Woman: I had a mermaid stalker once who competed for my affection with Steve.
Wonder Girl/Donna Troy: I *think* I dated a mermaid. Not sure. It may have been me. It's all very unclear.
Batman: I once hallucinated that I was dating a mermaid after a boat I was on exploded and a mermaid saved my life by surgically transforming my lower half into that of a fish. I thought I would be trapped underwater for my whole life.
Superman and Wonder Woman: ........
Dick Grayson: I wish I had a mermaid girlfriend.
Wally West: Shut up! You got enough girlfriends already!
(Lori Lemaris Superman Vol 1 #159, Ronno Wonder Woman #107, Manno Wonder Woman #128, Theta Batman Vol 1 #53)
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I like to imagine The Doctor and The Master being so goddamn dramatic in school and going through so much gay turmoil and making it everyone’s problem to the point that Borusa’s office has a sign on the door reading “Relationship Nonsense is limited to 15 minutes of Office Hours a day.”
“Theta Sigma, have you and Koschei considered going to an actually licensed relationship counselor about these issues rather than taking up my time where I could be helping society’s ailments?”
“But Sir, Koschei always answers my discussion posts and yesterday he answered Jelpax’s 🥺 I think he is breaking up with me. 😢”
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Some monster/kaiju/omega corrupted/fluffy/ AU Spamton NEOs I doodled over different days. I might do something more with the last sketch.
I like to call him Urfton. ;D I'm not going to bother elaborating on WTF that means.
The second chibi sketch has my Addison OC Thetalan (aka Theta) sitting on his head and reading him a comfy book!
This version of Sneo was created by my buddy @keylee
Go check out her page for more U R F!
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Obligatory thoschei-next-to-a-tree art
close-ups in the reblog
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Natasha’s lightcone picture but very very evil
@wolfiafan10 here’s your Dr. Malpractice and little scrungle
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Say goodnight, to the weakness that you hide behind
Leaving the lies, leaving the fear inside
Never once were you truly alive
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Theta, sobbing: Would you still love me if I regenerated into a worm?
Koschei: What the fuck
Theta: Brax said that I would regener--
Koschei, interrupting: Ah. I see. Hold on a couple microspans.
Koschei: *leaves the room*
Theta: Kos? KOS? I NEED TO KNOW! WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I REGENERATED INTO A WORM?!?! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?
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