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torpublishinggroup · 2 months

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"Warning Signs Your Machines Are Trying to Kill You!" by TJ Klune

(Legally, I’m required to tell you that when smart phones first became popular, I bought one and then asked for the address of the app store because I thought it was a physical location I had to go to in order to download apps and not something already on your phone. Also, I was recently told I speak like an old person so as a warning, there will not be any slang you youths typically hear, especially on Tumblr. Any slang I’ve learned in the last five years has been against my will. I still don’t know what FOMO means, and I don’t care.)

1. Oh no! You and your family are trying to enjoy a movie night, but Overlord Prime (With Free Shipping) wants a sacrifice at the altar of their god, BeeZos. Should this happen, do not attempt to give Overlord Prime (With Free Shipping) a cantaloupe with googly-eyes on it and say that it is your baby. Overlord Prime (With Free Shipping) knows the difference between fruit and children. Instead, ask the machine to order dog food, and it will forget about eating humans for a little while.

2. If you own a very fancy vehicle that can drive itself, always make sure to carry a brick. That way, when the car locks you inside and attempts to drive you off a cliff into a gas station, you can break the window using the brick. You will then have to jump out, but make sure you do so in time so you can watch the wicked-ass explosion when the car hits the gas station, and you can revel in your victory over your car.

3. This one will hurt. I’m sorry, but it’s true. Chances are, you’re reading this on your phone right this second. To be safe, after you’ve finished reading this post and have clicked on the affiliated links to purchase my books, you should throw your phone into a volcano and then move to South Dakota where there are no machines, only wind and cows. That way, when everyone else gets the 5GZombieVirus that people on Twitter (I’m not calling it the other thing, shut up) seem to think is real, you’ll be safe with your cows on a windy day.

4. Get rid of your air fryer. Don’t ask me why, just do it. Red flags all around. Danger, danger.

5. Do you know of the Clapper? That thing first launched in the late 20th century (I wrote it that way to make me feel old) where the commercials showed cranky old people unable to reach their light switches, so they got a thing called a Clapper that turns your lights on and off when you clap? Guess what? Those will be the first things to try and kill you. If you love your gram-gram, save her from the Clapper. When she asks why you are destroying it with an ax, tell gram-gram it’s because you love her.

6. Do you live in a smart home? The kind where everything is connected to the internet, including your refrigerator? The refrigerator that holds your perishable foods? And oh, would you look at that: how many ice cubes have you kicked under it rather than picking them up when they fall to the floor? A dozen? A million? The refrigerator remembers. And it will spoil your food in seconds. What then? What are you going to eat? Canned food? Not if the refrigerator falls on top of you!

Unfortunately for you, this is where it must end. I hope this has given you enough information to help you survive the inevitable. If you do not heed my warnings, well. Who cares. I’m not in charge of you. Do whatever you want. Just don’t come complaining to me when gram-gram gets the clap.

#tor books #booklr #new books #in the lives of puppets #tj klune #tbr #sff #science fiction #team robot #unreality #long post

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brydigsblog · 1 year

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Improv Jam/Cover of “Wicked” by Ice Cube

#youtube #cover #coversong #improv #improvmusic #off the cuff #deftones #korn #ice cube #wicked #reggae #dub #random #jam

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gungieblog · 2 years

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Korn/Chino Moreno vs Ice Cube… Wicked

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#Korn/Chino Moreno vs Ice Cube... Wicked #Youtube

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tohot4u · 7 months

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Cold hearted

Fire/ice prompt

When she first comes across the lonesome,pitiful creature. The sagging shadowed form scrunched in overs itself-she is unsure of what drew her to it.

As she wonders closer,and the vibrant purple scars scattered across the poor souls become more evident-

She finds him utterly useless

An excuse of a warrior, who could not protect his heart

Truly,an ugly thing

With the meager reserves of her power-she crafts it the finest of bodies. A sturdy-but fragile prison so easily bent to her demands. Easy to crack-easy to break-but can never bend. Her vile chants,sealing his will away. Seizing it by the core and channeling it into a dazzling frozen cube of crystal.

She glides her hands lovingly around the gem. Weaving the captured soul into the puppet.

A dazzling bead of sweat drips from her brow,a wicked snarl spread across her features.

“Oh-oh you will do!”

Thin layers of frost hover around the resting body. Flutters of shadow reaching from above tugging at its owner. Rising it from the depths,heavy thunks resounding from the hollow chest.

Finally a pleasant melody!

“My champion”

“May your heart not falter this time around.”

For your heart will never bleed

#lmk macaque #lego monkie kid #six eared macaque #liu er mihou #macaque #lmk fanart #monkie destiny challenge 2023 #monkie kid macaque #lady bone demon

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lu-dao-writes · 20 days

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— 𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐮𝐧

𝙎𝙮𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙨𝙞𝙨 When you think you can’t celebrate your new years, your new friends make it possible.

𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜(𝙨) Nothing much, Unnamed/Oracle reader, and reader is kinda implied to have Asian heritage, also pure fluff.

𝘼/𝙉 Happy Thai New Years! I’m so excited to post this because I finally got to write something for Songkran! The last few times I was unable to because I had nothing good to write, but this year I finally do! I do hope you guys enjoy this because this means a whole lot to me! I’ve never been able to celebrate Songkran in Thailand, but one day I hope to!🥺🙏🏼🇹🇭💦

You situate yourself in a lonely booth at the Wet Wick, watching as Leander entertains his gaggle of Bloodhounds and serves unique to questionable beverages.

Ais and Vere are chatting away at one end of the bar, lost in their own game, and Kuras is on the opposite side of the bar with an untouched drink that Leander thrusted into his hand; the doctor just smiling courteously as usual while watching everyone around him.

You begin to wonder if Mhin was here when their lithe form sits in the empty space in front of you, the couch squealing slightly from sudden weight.

Their lips are twisted in a fussy frown. “Gods it’s stuffy in here.”

“Nice to see you too,” you tease.

Mhin gives you a pointed look but their lips quirk slightly. “You look sad,” they suddenly remark, face falling back to neutrality. “Why’s that? Did some drunkard bother you?”

“No, no, it’s not that,” you assure them quickly. You then twirl your glass of water, the slowly dissolving ice cubes clinking together and the sweat of the water wetting your gloved hands.

“Where I came from, today would mark as our new years. There’d be a water festival going on and the temple would be quite busy. The water symbolizes washing away last years bad choices and karma. I… Hate that I won’t be participating this year,” you confess with a longing smile.

Mhin’s face softens, but they look away, unsure of what to say.

“You don’t have to say anything,” you assure with a light laugh. “I just wanted to be truthful. I’ll find some way to celebrate Songkran. Maybe if I’m lucky it’ll rain before it’s over.”

Mhin nods before muttering softly, “Well… Happy Songkran, (Y/N).”

You give them a warm smile, feeling beyond touched, and Mhin blushes.

“Thanks, Mhin. It really means a lot to hear that.”

They nod before clearing their throat. “Tell me more about it?”

“Well, almost everyone participated by either throwing water at each other or going to the temples. It’s just a fun event where everyone is collectively happy, unburdened for only just a while. Washing away the negativity and being with loved ones, and sharing a good meal too,” you list off wistfully.

“Gods, I miss a lot of things from home.”

You further go on to explain the foods you once used to eat, and how at the temple you used to live at, people would pour water on the monks hands and receive blessings in return. It felt nice to see their hopeful and happy spirits.

“I’m gonna go head up now before I get overwhelmed. Thanks for listening, Mhin,” you thank, getting a soft nod and mumbles from them.

You bid the others good night and tuck yourself into bed, doing your best to not long for what you once had, and not look at your wretched arms.

There was only one more day left of Songkran and each passing day you’ve become more and more depressed and moody, occasionally pulling away from the other for some space and so that you don’t ruin their moods.

You’re suddenly awoken just as you finally had managed to force yourself to sleep. Someone is lightly shaking you.

“(Y/N)…? (Y/N), wake up.”

“Leander…? What is it?” your grumble.

“Come on and get dressed. Quickly!” he urges, excitement blooming in his voice.

He pulls you up from the bed and you bite back annoyance, going behind a changing screen to dress more appropriately.

Once dressed you let Leander grab ahold of your gloved hand and pull you downstairs. You blink as the light stings your eyes and your aware that the other Bloodhounds are still in the Wet Wick, but they’re not as rowdy.

Leander has you stand at the entrance and you slowly realize it’s raining.

You blink and look at him. “I’m not following.. What’s happening…?”

Leander laughs and brings your frame into his. “Oh come on Sunshine! It’s raining! Look, Mhin told us about how around this time it’s your new years where you’re from, and me and the others planned a night of celebration for you! And we’re lucky it actually started raining!”

Your eyes widen as it sinks into your brain. Your heart races with hope and happiness. “You..?”

Leander chuckles, smiling brightly. “Vere and myself got musicians, and Ais, Mhin, and Kuras helped to get ingredients to make a few dishes you enjoyed!”

You cover your face and twist your lips to stop the trembling.

The familiar smells of food from home now hit your nose and you look back inside to see the other Bloodhounds watching with anticipating smiles and looks, and the gang at the bar, all looking pleased.

“Shit you guys, I’m gonna fucking cry!” you laugh out a sob, pinching you eyes to stop the tears.

Leander walks you to the bar and lets your take a seat. There’s curry, and a noodle dish you loved to eat, and you’re practically salivating, having skipped dinner to go force yourself to bed.

“How’d you get some of these ingredients? I haven’t been able to find any oriental stalls here!”

“We have our ways, Sparrow,” Ais winks before sneaking a glance at Kuras who looks just as pleased.

“We even managed to make that simple dessert you spoke of.”

You sweat a little, wondering if Kuras had a hand at cooking anything by himself. You look at Ais who gives you a subtle gesture of assurance.

You love Kuras, but that man was not skilled at cooking, bless him.

You relax with a sigh, thanking them all again.

Food is served to you and others and the entertainment starts up, the band skillfully playing their instruments, and even Leander joins in with a tambourine, dancing on a table.

You made sure to not eat too much, which was smart because Vere is the first to yank you into a dance.

You could hardly focus on dancing when the fox is so mesmerizing with his fluid and seductive movements, his eyes never leaving yours and that coy, yet infuriating smirk on his face.

Just as you’re getting into your groove, you’re yanked away by Mhin, separated from Vere.

Thankfully before Vere could kick up a fuss (with violence), Ais pacifies him by pulling him into an equally seductive dance.

Now that you’re with Mhin, they now seem clueless on what to do, the poor thing blushing brightly and holding your arm.

But Kuras remedies their awkwardness by initiating a dance. Soon your passed between them both, feeling exhilarated and still a little shy.

The rain outside becomes a bit louder and you pause. When you glance at them both, they understand your need.

Kuras helps guide you through the dancing bodies of others, Mhin glued at your back, hand gripping your shirt tightly.

Once at then entrance of the Wet Wick, you step out into the downpour, feeling a wave of nostalgia as you become drenched.

The music is still loud and you glance back at Kuras and Mhin.

Mhin looks a little guilty as they decide to stay put and you’re not upset.

Kuras shrugs and steps out to join you, the both of you continuing your dance, although this time it’s far more sillier as you hold hands and swinging each other around and then trying to do a waltz, you squealing when he dips you effortlessly.

“Hey, there you are!” It’s Leander and he happily joins in the rain, stealing you from Kuras and twirling you around, you laughing happily.

And shortly after, Ais arrives, and you’re once more passed between your dance partners.

Then Leander starts a water fight, using his magic to splash you and Ais, the both of you doing your best to retaliate with your feet.

Kuras is protected from any splashes, likely using his wings, and Vere and Mhin remain at the entrance, safe from the rain and threatening Ais and Leander to not even think about getting them wet.

“Cowards!” Leander mocks playfully before getting tripped by Ais, and you clutch your stomach as you all but die with laughter before eventually trying to get back at Ais for his attack on Leander.

In the end, you both end up on the ground and in their hold, still giggling and overwhelmed into happy tears.

“Thanks so much, you guys! This means the fucking world to me, and I won’t ever forget it!” your promise, flashing them a wonderful and bright smile.

And each one of them gives you an adoring smile in return, making you feel all warm and fuzzy.

“Happy Songkran, (Y/N)!”

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throneofsmut · 7 months

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Kinktober Day Seventeen: Temperature Play

Rowan Whitethorn x Female Reader

Rowan had used his ice and wind magic to defend and protect you but now that you were mates he also used it to pleasure you.

“Fuck, Princess.” He groaned, clenching his jaw as he looked down at you.

You were a moaning and writhing mess beneath him as he rubbed an ice cube that he’d conjured over and around your hardened nipples and swollen clit. “Rowan” you cried out, tears threatening to fall.

He’d been teasing you for what felt like hours. He’d rub the ice over your burning skin and then he’d swirl his warm tongue over it, sometimes sucking.

“Yes, Princess ?” He feigned innocently but there was a wicked gleam in his pine green eyes. “Please” you whimpered as tears stained your cheeks. Rowan licked them as they fell, groaning, “Please what ? I need words, princess.” He knew what you wanted. What you so desperately needed.

“More.”

He placed a hungry kiss against your lips before moving to settle down between your thighs and lapping at your aching cunt. Your hips bucking in need of more. Of him. But he wasn’t done playing with you yet. Rowan growled when you started writhing and crying out as he began to suck harshly on your clit.

Heat coiled deep in your tummy as he inserted one thick finger, then two and started curling them so they hit that sweet spot inside you. “Oh fuck - fuck Ro.”

He knew you were right on the edge, he’d memorized every move and reaction your body had to his. To him. Pumping and curling his fingers even faster and moaning against your clit, the vibrations of it had you screaming as your release barreled through you.

Rowan sat up on his knees, looking down at you, “Good girl.” He praised as he still moved his fingers inside you and used his free hand to make tight circles on your clit.

Panting as you came down from your high, quicker than you could react, Rowan had flipped you over on your hands and knees. “Ro ?”

“Did you think I was done playing with you ? I’m just getting started, princess.”

You let out a sharp breath as he pushed all the way in, bottoming out in one go. And before you could adjust he was pulling out and slamming right back in. “Oh gods.” You fisted the sheets, knowing you were in for a long night.

#throne of glass #throne of glass fanfiction #throne of glass smut #tog #tog smut #tog fanfic #rowan whitethorn #rowan whitethorn x reader #rowan whitethorn smut #rowan x reader #rowan smut #a court of thorns and roses #acotar fanfiction #acotar smut #acotar #crescent city

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andy-jam-blog · 2 months

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this is icy jam. it's devious and wicked, but only chooses to apply that towards exclusively making ice cubes out of things other than water. these yellow ones are pureed fruit.

I see.

#jamsona #Icy Jam

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maxislvt · 1 year

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Helloo can I request wanda overstimulating fem reader’s clit bcs why not? Multiple orgasms nd nipple play are highly recommended 🤭

Imagine wanda using her magic to force r’s legs open so she can play w/ her clit more…😫

warnings: mommy kink, squirting, overstimulation, forced orgasm, bondage with magic

"Ah, ah, you know the rules. No touching." Wanda tsked and tied your hands together with magic. Your thighs had already been subjected to the same treatment. "Mommy's giving you so much and you're being so ungrateful right now. Is that what you are? An ungrateful little mutt that doesn't appreciate their mommy?" A wicked grin spread across her face as she circled an ice cube around your clit. "I'm letting you cum, just let mommy have her fun too, okay?"

"I'm not ungrateful, it's just- ah!" Before you could even finish defending yourself, Wanda had pushed the rest of the ice cube inside of your cunt. "That's cold, that's so cold! Take it out please!" All you could do was groan as Wanda used her fingers to push the ice cube further into you. "Stop please, it hurts so bad!" Your voice had practically gone horse with how much you used it. Wanda had been relentless in her torture and showed no signs of stopping. You had used just about every toy you owned at least twice by now and she showed no signs of stopping.

Wanda giggled sweetly as she pulled out her fingers. They immediately went to attack your already abused nipples. "I can't help it, baby. You just look so cute when you cry," She said with mock pity. "Look how puffy your nipples get when I play with them! They want to be tortured!" Her long, wet tongue dragged over your nipple before she sucked it into her mouth. Her teeth grazed the sensitive bud while other hand continued to twist and tug. "You like it, don't you? You like when mommy is rough and does mean things to your body?"

Low, needy whimpers spilled from your mouth. Sweat and magic had kept you glued to the bed sheets. "Mommy, please I can't cum anymore!" Failing to answer Wanda's question earned your clit several harsh slaps. "I'm sorry," You shouted, unused to such brutality. The assault continued despite your apology. "Yes, mommy. Thank you, mommy."

Wanda kissed your clit which only pushed you further to the brink. "Awe, don't say you can't. Mommy can always fix that." She kissed your cheek, then completely stopped touching you. Dark red magic seemingly multiplied, but Wanda gave no sign to what she was up to.

For a moment, you thought she was just reading your mind. Gauging if she should really keep going or have mercy on your abused body. Then suddenly, you felt a strong buzzing under your clit and in your cunt. The buzzing pushed deeper and deeper until it couldn't go any further. "Ah, mommy what is that? Stop it please," You whined softly. Your cunt throbbed at the stimulation, unable to take much more but so incredibly turned on. "Mhm, too much!"

Wanda kissed your cheek. "You said you couldn't cum anymore, what kind of mommy would I be if I didn't try and fix that?" Her hands kept you down against the bed. "Just relax, it'll be the last one. I promise." You were practically vibrating underneath her touch. All she could do was smile at your disheveled state of being. You were so organized and put together to the outside world, it was a privilege only she got to see you be so messy. "Oh, it's gonna be a big one, isn't it? Let it out for me, baby. Make mommy proud."

Wanda was right. It was a big one. You were practically shaking as the orgasm crashed over your body. One wave of satisfaction right after the other. It felt never ending. "Mommy, it won't stop!" You cried out until something wet and sticky had forced itself out of your body. A never ending fountain of bliss that landed right into Wanda's lap and sucked every last bit of energy out of you. Once it had finally ended, you went limp on top of the bed. "Red light," You said through heavy pants.

Wanda immediately freed you from your magical bonds and began peppering kisses all over your face. "You were such a good puppy for me. Mommy's so proud of you," She whispered in your ear. "You look so cute, all messy for your mommy, but let's get you cleaned up."

#panther speaks #wanda maximoff #wanda x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #anon #panthers drabbles #wanda maximoff smut

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the-likeable-wizard-mack · 11 months

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Modern Fantasy Monsters: Summer Time!

I have said this once and I will say it again. ORC BBQ BLOCK PARTIES. Imagine all the food. Like seriously ALL of the food you could ever eat plus some really cool war stories from everyone who has them. Orcs trading recipes with other members of the family while they also share different smithing techniques.

Merfolk gathering at night at the beach when humans are our partying disguising themselves to look like humans to take food and drinks back down to their secret cove to have their own party that actually recycles all the excess wrappers that nonmerfolk don’t think about throwing away.

Werecreatures having close to turning bon-fire nights where they all commune with each other in their wildness. All were creatures are invited to be to feel as free as they are while in their shifted form.

Vampires who stay out of the sun already are used as cold-water-bottles since they’re naturally pretty cold due to being a vampire. So this makes them prime content for their non vampy friends hugging them with their warm bodies to try to cool down. Vampire emotion can range from okay to this practice or “I SWEAR IF YOU DO NOT GET YOUR SWEATY BODY OFF OF MEEEE!!!”

Demons that sneak into abandoned places to have wicked parties. Imagine a group of rambunctious demon teens sneaking into an amusement park after dark partying it up.

Merfolk using small kiddie pools as tanning beds to get a nice summer tan.

Witches that create mix potions with cool drinks for different effects. Mostly effects to cool the body…hopefully it won’t turn the person drinking the potion into a giant ice cube.

Dryads soaking In pools to keep their bodies from drying out due to the heat. Sometimes they have to stay inside due to hot wealthier advisories.

Dragons who sometimes stay out in the sun and let the sun shine on their scales to sunbath (like the big lizards they are lol) or they sit in a pool of water just to cool down from all the excess heat.

Giants that don’t mind their smaller friends using their arm and hands as a diving board. Though they are still careful that their friends are safe and won’t raise their arm too high for them to jump into the water.

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xotaemintol · 6 months

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SUB!KIBUM X FEM READER: Sensory Deprivation (Subby September)

“Ice dripping, cold sweat”

PRONOUNS USED: None (Mommy)

TW: Ice play, sub!idol dom!reader, sensory deprivation, bondage, pet names, and mentions of oral sex (fem receiving).

Word Count: 918

The room was still, there was nothing but the cold gusts of air that occasionally blew from the window to remind Kibum that he was still in his bedroom and the smell of your lotion to let him know that you were still there. He could hardly hear you shuffling around, with his eyes covered and his hands and legs bound to the bed he was left defenseless and completely helpless to the situation. The temptation to call your name as seconds passed grew inside of him along with the excitement he felt, although Kibum knew that this was the best part, he hated it the most; waiting for your touch or voice, a breathe or a dip in the bed that would save him from the silence always felt like torture. But just as his lips began to part he felt the bed dip in front of him, he was so aware of his surroundings, without being able to see he was still able to picture you there at the edge of the bed with a wicked smile on your face as you took in the sight of him.

"...so pretty..." Was all you said as your hand slowly tugged at the velvety ropes around his ankles, the action made Kibum hold his breath, his heart beating a little faster as he bit his lip and tensed up. He wondered what you were going to do and tried his hardest not to get too impatient, but the brat inside of him that just had to know couldn't let him win. "Mhm, mommy," His tone was as seductive as always, using his sultry tone to break down one or two of your walls as he licked his plush lips and leaned his head back a little, exposing his neck more. "What are you going to do to me?" He asked, you couldn't help but smile at his attempt at getting you sidetracked, you knew that bratty tone the moment he began to speak and no amount of flattery could mask that venomous spirit inside of him. But you decided to humor him. "Guess," You said, he suddenly felt you lift up, he could no longer tell where you were and this made the small amount of confidence he had completely disappear.

"I'll give you a hint," His ears perked up at the sound of something clicking together, or maybe it was something opening or closing? He couldn't tell, he was grasping at straws to know exactly what was going on. "It's something...slippery," You said, he could hear your footsteps getting closer to the bed and with every step he realized just how much he overestimated his own ability to keep up with you in a state like this. "And if I'm not careful, it could hurt, now guess...what am I going to do to you, baby?" Kibum took a deep breath, his cock twitching as you spoke to him in a coaxing tone, your energy felt so dominating and powerful that it only made him more excited, how was he supposed to be afraid when he felt so turned on? "Can't guess?" Kibum had realized that he spent too much time thinking of what it could possibly be, and too much time being one second. It was too late for him to guess and realizing that he'd just have to find out Kibum felt his hands begin to sweat out of nervousness.

"Here." Kibum gasped loudly at the feeling of a cold ice cube being lightly pressed against the nape of his neck, he couldn't help but whimper as you slowly dragged it down his neck and to his shoulder and collar bone. Goosebumps form across his skin, the heat of his body melts the ice almost instantly as you tease him, a bead of water trickles down from his collar bone to his chest giving him chills up his spine. "...A-Ah..." His voice cracked, his cock throbbing as he shivered and tensed his body. “Can you guess now pretty boy?” As you pulled the ice away from his body you watched in satisfaction as he shook his head frantically, panting as he licked his lips and waited for more. “Really?” You asked, “I thought that would be easy…are you sure you can’t guess babe?” With the lingering feeling of the ice still on his body and the sound of your voice, his senses were becoming fogged. He knew that one wrong move would make him cum and he was trying his hardest to relax and play fair. “I-Ice…it’s ice…” You grinned and nodded your head.

“That’s right,” You said cheerfully, “Such a smart puppy, look at you…you’re so good at this game baby, since you’re doing such a good job, I’ll give you a reward.” As you said this Kibum became nervous and yet, even more turned on. The condescending sound of your voice and coaxing tone that you used gave him butterflies but made him pray that you’d go easy on him. For a second too long after this you disappeared, there was no sound and no feelings, just the sound of the wind blowing and his own heavy breathing. Kibum wanted to call out your name, he wanted to move his head in hopes that he could hear you again…but his worry was soon soothed by the sound of your clothes hitting the floor. “For doing so good, I’ll sit on your face, how does that sound?”

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ur-mousey · 23 days

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I'll Make You Miss Me ~

Imagine - Jude Duarte x Singer! Cardan Greenbriar (Song inspo linked ⬇️)

Imagine! Cardan Greenbriar, the High King of Elfhame, sitting alone on his throne. The crown made of thorns felt heavy upon his head, a constant reminder of who he'd banished. The grand hall emptied of its accord. However, in the wake of their presence, where diplomats lose their inhibition at his feet, Cardan never felt more abandoned.

He was without Jude, his wife, whom he had sentenced to a mortal life. She was his beautiful and most terrifying love, but Cardan knew deep down that she belonged elsewhere from this place.

It was selfish of him to believe otherwise. She was a queen, robbed of her status by her wicked king. Why would she return for him?

Imagine! It has been months since Cardan's riddle went unsolved. He drove himself mad, over-analyzing why his letters were left discarded. He left himself painfully sober for days. Torturing himself to come up with a lure. He missed her lying whims. I hate you, were her whispers of promise. He hated that their marriage started on a sour note.

Cardan never even came close to matching her strength. What if she wholly decided to leave Elfhame and him entirely? He doubted that age would fog his memories of her. And, even if it would be fatal to resist, he vowed to cradle his obsession between the pages of Alice in Wonderland as he had done through their childhood.

Imagine! Living through boring meetings where thoughts of Jude pressed heavily on your mind. The surrounding diplomatic dribble was doomed to fall on deaf ears.

Cardan sought distractions from his quill and parchment whenever his emotions overwhelmed him. He felt the constant restlessness of yearning for Jude's return. It was a feeling that gnawed at him day in and day out until he could take it no longer. Down in this cellar, where his love became realized, he could hardly but briefly assume that his wife would come to protect him from his woes.

"Jude's absence makes you worry." The Bomb noted as she stirred her brandy lazily. Her voice rang sympathetic and in tune with the ice cubes clinking against glass. Cardan halted his shuffling of cards, the room's silence now keenly felt.

Cardan dealt the cards with ease and confidence among the Court of Shadows, he couldn't help but chuckle to himself. "I'm obvious, aren't I?" he quipped as if talking to no one in particular. However, his mirth quickly faded as he continued, "Jude hasn't yet responded to a single letter of mine. I'm afraid."

The Roach hummed, reaching for his cards. "If letters don't reach her, your voice will."

Imagine! Despite the dark circles under her eyes caused by sleepless nights, Jude forced herself to get up from the couch and walk to the window. She craved the fresh air to clear her mind and drive away her growing hatred towards everything related to Elfhame.

"I'll make you miss me~" The haunting melody danced over the bend of the wind. She recognized the voice of Cardan singing the tune and the realization that he was desperate. The thought both excited and frightened her.

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.............................. Thank you for reading! Request rules are here! I am currently taking in ideas 🥳 This idea has been shoved to the back of my mind so I'm glad to have written it. And Holly Black stated that Valerian has sexual feelings towards Jude... It makes me hate him much more however, fanfic idea.

>>> NEXT FOLK OF AIR POST: Valerian x Jude x Cardan (hence toxicity)

This was a different writing style to what I usually do so we'll see how it does. I'll probably make another one for JJK because I've engaged more with that fandom. I quit my job a few weeks ago and it's gotten to me so much that I needed a break from the blog. On happier notes, I'm getting out of the house more. Gone on two dates which has been great!!!

#Youtube #jude x cardan #the folk of the air #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #cardan is obessessed #music video #i'll make you miss me #fanfic #realizing that Valerian was sexually into Jude changed my brain chemistry #angst fic #tfota #jurdan #jurdan fic #cardan greenbriar #jude durate

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michellemisfit · 5 months

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Weekly Tag Wednesday Thursday

Thanks @deedala for creating this and thanks for the tag frands @jrooc @juliakayyy @mikhailoisbaby @darlingian @heymrspatel @lingy910y @energievie @creepkinginc @crossmydna <3

💟 Name: Michelle

#️⃣ Age: 38

🗺️ Location: In bed 🛌

🧥 Do you own a robe? Describe it.

Mickey Milkovich Voice: YUP YUP. I only wear it when I’m sick. It’s a fluffy zebra robe with a hood. I have attached ears to the hood and a tail to the back. Which often times has led to this…

☕️ Do you have a favorite mug? Describe it.

I love all of my mugs but this is the one I have a picture of, and also it’s full of hot chocolate and marshmallows so… WIN WIN

🧣 Do you have a favorite blanket?

I have a fluffy zebra blanket (you may be detecting a theme) which is my favourite winter blanket. I’ve also made a number of t-shirt quilts, which are awesome.

🍵 Coffee or Tea? Tea. Don’t drink coffee.

🔥🧊 Hot or Cold? Usually cold. I just realised that this question was related to the tea question above 🤦 obviously hot!! I’m pretending to be English.

🧦 Fuzzy socks or Wool socks? FUZZY!!

🧤 Gloves or Mittens? Fingerless gloves

🔥 Fireplace or Campfire? Fireplace. I like camping. But I like the indoors more.

🌞🌜Sun or Moon? Moon for aesthetic, but I get wicked sleepy, so probably sun.

🍬Chocolate candy or Sugar candy? Chocolate. By itself. Don’t fuck with it. Don’t add nuts or jelly or dried fruit or anything. Just chocolate. Sugar candy can be in any form. It’s all good.

🥐 Sweet Pastry or Savoury Pastry? Savoury over sweet any day, but all pastry is good pastry, including raw pastry dough. Yum yum.

🎃 Peppermint or Pumpkin Spice? Pumpkin Spice. I like peppermint tea, chewing gum, and toothpaste. That’s kinda it. Pumpkin Spice can go almost anywhere!!

🛏️ Go to bed early or Wake up early? I will wake up early not matter what I do, so if I want a chance in hell of getting a good night’s sleep I have to go to bed early.

🥣 Cold cereal in milk or Hot oatmeal? Cold. Sometimes I’ll even add an ice cube to my cereal, if it’s not cold enough.

🍞 Potatoes or Bread? Bread 🤤

And Finally…

🚬Gallagher or Milkovich? Gallagher. I’m way too sane and law abiding to be a Milkovich, even though I wish I was that cool…

I'm tagging @rereadanon @redshirt2 @crestfallercanyon @the-rat-wins @palepinkgoat @too-schoolforcool @tanktopgallavich @tsuga-of-mars @takeyourpillsbitchh @you-are-so-much-better-than-that @ian-galagher @ohkate @heymacy @deathclassic @francesrose3 @jademickian @sleepyfacetoughguy @depressedstressedlemonzest @captainjowl @vintagelacerosette @very-sleepy-head @mickeygifs and if you have not played yet and would like to, please say I tagged you and I will 100% corroborate and add your name to this post! PICF!!!! (It's like BFF, but Partners In Crime Forever!)

#weekly tag wednesday #tag game #mys stuff #tag games

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vikenticomeshome · 1 month

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Cyberchase - The Grim Wreaker Ship (as portrayed in Season 2 Episode 3 "Harriet Hippo and the Mean Green")

I really like the design that they went with for the internals of the Grim Wreaker, particularly during the episode "Harriet Hippo and the Mean Green". Up to this point, we had seen the exterior plenty of times, as well as the ramp leading inside. We had also seen the shuttle bay, where The Hacker stored Dr. Marbles's Cybercoop during that first episode. And of course, we had seen the bridge, where The Hacker piloted the ship from, plenty of times.

However, this episode was the first one to have the kids actually explore the ship for a bit. The were mainly looking for the kitchen, so that they could get the wig gel cubes to undo Wicked's spell. However, this may actually be the most comprehensive look we've gotten of the internals, even over 20 years later.

When Jackie and Inez initially arrive, we can see that the walls are mostly a light purple. Most people were probably expecting Puce, given The Hacker's love of Puce. Personally, I like this color better. Would you call those conduits turquoise or aquamarine? I'm not sure if these conduits are cryoxide piping, water piping, or some sort of cabling. We see a big blue junction box in the top right with one of those conduits running to it. I have no idea what those sloping red-violet objects are, but we see more conduits running between them.

Some of the red-volet boxes seem to have vents on them. If they all had them, then I would say that maybe they were baseboard heating. We can see a hallway trailing off into the distance. We can see large light fixtures spaced out here and there along the ceiling. We also see some of the smaller aquamarine conduits being swallowed by red-violet conduits. We can also see plenty more of those blue junction boxes with red dots, which could be buttons or lights.

I love how big the interior of the ship is. The kids look so small, especially in this scene. I see something that looks like a coffee machine. It could be some other type of vending machine, but there's no window to show your choices. At the time time, the place where I assume the cup would be filled with coffee is awfully low for The Hacker to reach. Maybe this is something for Buzz.

Okay, I can see some pressure gauges coming out of some of the aquarmarine pipes. I think these are Cryoxide pipes to keep various parts of the ship cool. However, I don't think that those curved aquamarine conduits are Cryoxide pipes. I think those are power cables (or Ethernet cables). How big is this place on the inside?

I suppose I can't talk about this episode without bringing up one of the dumbest/funniest Buzz and Delete scenes. Jackie and Inez are trapped with nowhere to hide. Buzz and Delete are coming down the hall, and they will surely catch the girls. So, Jackie and Inez do the only thing they could do.

And it works. Later, we see The Hacker's dining room and kitchen. Of course, he has a large portrait of himself as a master chef. We also see some blue conduits. Given that one goes into a cupboard, while another one goes to a light fixture, these are probably for electrical cabling.

What is that thing on top of his fridge? Is that some kind of alcohol distillery ice cream maker?

We also get to see his bedroom. We see his rug with his own face it. We see his portrait of himself as a king. We see that he has either a computer terminal or television at the foot of his bed. I'm not sure why this room has a more gray aesthetic. I like that he has windows looking out into Cyberspace that appear to have been placed randomly. But why does he have a disco ball over his bed? Why did we never get to see him actually wear those pajamas as a call-back?

#cartoon #cyberchase #2000s #nostalgia #pbs kids #inez #2000s childhood #jackie #matt #digit #buzz #delete

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