#what is incorrect with him

[xiaoluclair]

thinking back to how charles forgot to buy max a secret santa present and imagining him buying the f1 game and thinking how tf he's meant to make it not seem like a last minute thoughtless gift and in a moment of desperate brain-wracking panic-fuelled desperation going aha! i know what will be a perfect solution to truly amp this up for a two time world champion childhood rival formula one driver! me. three times. on the cover.

#what am i meant to do w/ myself😐 #what is incorrect with him #the real question is #what did he do with the fucking kazoo #x: waffle #waffle: mv1.cl16 #lestappen #secret santa 22

[bruciemilf]

Damian: Baba. I’ve acquired an enemy at the academy. He’s been ripping my drawings, teasing me about my lineage, and smearing your honor. I understand murder can’t happen. How shall I proceed?

Bruce: [Has a flashback of Thomas driving to his bully’s house, spiked brass knuckles on his hands, petting his head and smiling dangerously, ‘I’ll be right back, chum!’]

Bruce: …I’ll talk to his parents.

Damian: Todd?

Jason: Finally, an excuse to tackle a 10 year old.

#bruce: nO- #damian: then what do you propose we do!!! this beast knows no peace!!! #bruce: we buy his father’s company and make him take an unpaid internship. #damian: father!!! that is…inhuman. I praise you. #bruce wayne #damian wayne #jason todd #dc comics #dc #batfamily #incorrect quotes #batdad #bruce is very protective of his birdies pass it on #batman #text post

[p1nkshield]

Bruce: Robin, this is Superman

Clark: hello! it’s a pleasure to meet-

Robin!Dick: Can you throw me?

Clark: I’m sorry what?

Robin!Dick: I said can you throw me with all your strength into the sky!

Clark: No?!? Why?!? You would die!

Robin!Dick: I won’t die I’m built different!!!! Throw me!! I wanna taste the clouds and see how many flips I can do!!

Bruce: *long dad sigh*

Clark: clouds just taste like water!

Robin!Dick: Sounds like something someone might say if they wanted all the tasty clouds to themselves!

Clark: What?!?

Years Later

Dick: Uncle Clark?

Clark: No, I will not.

Dick: >:(

#dick grayson #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #bruce wayne #batman #robin!dick #robin dc #clark kent #superman #nightwing #c’mon Clark launch him into the stratosphere #it’s what he wants #imagine fully grown nightwing begging Superman to throw him

[reineydraws]

kyojuro corruption arc

#kny #kny fanart #mugen train #akaza #kny akaza #rengoku kyojuro #renkaza #akaren #demon slayer #demon slayer fanart #comic #kny comic #incorrect kny #nah obviously kyo would never get tired of being nice #what he DOES get tired of is expectations though!!!!! #he doesnt even realize he's tired!!!! it's just that one day it hits him that he only ever feels comfortable to be TRULY himself #around the demon that almost killed him. why? bc he lets himself be mean and ugly to akaza--why should a demon deserve his courtesy? #doesnt even realize he's baring his vulnerabilities with all the hateful emotions he directs toward akaza #and the way akaza actually reciprocates with baring his own vulnerabilities too #until one day he realizes he's *waiting* for akaza and that he'd *miss* akaza if he didnt show. #so where does that leave him but in love with a demon? 😔 ohh temptation

[celestial-artisan]

Vox: I-if I say I love you, will you say it back? Alastor: No problem, pal. Vox: I love you..! Alastor: It back! Vox: Alastor:

Velvette: Why is Vox crying face-down on the floor?

#radiostatic #hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #vox #hazbin hotel vox #alastor #alastor the radio demon #happy valentine's day #valentine's day seven years ago #alastor doesn't even know what he did wrong #staticlovetune #this is why vox hates him now #but still i support the body pillow theory #i can still hear velvette's accent #Velvette represents all the fans in my incorrect quotes

[starchaser5]

James: Over the past few months I've been teaching him some new tricks. Now it's time to make daddy proud.

Regulus: Yes sir

James: I could not have been more clearly talking about my cat.

Sirius: *faints*

#james potter #marauders #james x regulus #jegulus #regulus black #starchaser #sirius black #incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #sirius being dramatic #he is fine #daddy james #regulus is a little shit but we love him for it #the marauders era #the marauders #regulus knew what he was doing

[theghooligan]

chifuyu to takemitchy every time he comes back to the past:

#chifuyu is sassy as fuck #what do you expect #the way he says baka is truly perfection #and takemitchy and him also share the same brain cell #it bounces back and forth between the pair #chifuyu matsuno #chifuyu x reader #chifuyu smut #chifuyu fluff #mikey x reader #draken x reader #mitsuya x reader #baji x reader #kazutora x reader #tr smut #tokyo revengers smut #tokyo revengers fluff #tokyo revengers incorrect quotes

[sepia-stained-sunset]

Bruce: That was the most reckless, idiotic thing you've ever done!

Jason: I don't think you're ready to hear about my time with the Outlaws

Tim: Or my Young Justice days

Steph: I don't think he's going to cope after hearing my Sunday afternoon plans

#Steph: No one tell him about what I do on Thursday nights. He can't take it #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam shitpost #batfam shenanigans #bruce wayne #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown

[scoops-aboy86]

Claudia Henderson: Honey, I put some sandwiches in your duffel bag. Now, um, why do you need such a big bag of oregano?

Eddie Munson: Uh… Steve’s Italian?

#incorrect quotes #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #claudia henderson #maybe this is one of those wayne/claudia scenarios and eddie gets a doting aunt-mom #love that for him #italian steve harrington #also can i just say (with zero judgement) that any fic set in the 80s with fat juicy buds makes me giggle #to quote a different sitcom… ‘we’ve come a long way from here’s what might be weed in a bag’

[thoushaltnotlive]

*Post-canon, In some random vegas hotelroom at 4am*

Kevin slurring, still drunk AND hungover: Where the fuck were you?

Andrew and Neil, drunk, just stumbled in: We got married.

Kevin: Greeeat. Do you have some advil?

*Years later at an og foxes meet-up*

Dan: So, when are you guys planing on setteling down? Marrige, Kids, anything?

Others: *Discussing ect ect…*

Matt: And you Neilio, will you guys ever take the vowes?

Andrew, deadpan: We've been married for x years.

Aaron: What.

Nicky, very dramatically: My own cousin, how could you.

Allison, slammin at the table: Renee did you know about this?!

Renee: Don't look at me, this is news to me as well. Also Congratulations.

Neil: Thanks Renee :)

Allison: Don't you dare "Thanks" us. Were you going to tell no one?! Did you think you could take it to your grave?? What the fuck.

Neil, rolling his eyes: You never asked. Also we literally told Kevin the day of.

Aaron: What.

Kevin: Oh, I tought I hallucinated that, good to know I guess.

#Idc what Nora say they totally got married for tax-benefits/shits and giggels #no one even assumes that they are together cus they don't act like 'normal' copules #aaron is processing give him some time #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #kevin day #matt boyd #dan wilds #aaron minyard #allison reynolds #renee walker #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #tfc #aftg incorrect quotes #kinda #andriel

[nightlocked-in]

“peeta is bisexual” you guys are losing the vision. peeta isn’t even straight. katniss INVENTED sexuality for him. whatever katniss identifies as, he’s like “yeah, i’ll take that one” no questions asked

#katnissexual #i’m joking btw #and i agree with yall #he says you’ve ruined all other women for me #yeah twink we know #the hunger games #katniss everdeen #thg #nightlocked-in #everlark #peeta mellark #hunger games headcanon #hunger games incorrect quotes #thg incorrect quotes #bisexual peeta #peeta what’s your sexuality? #idk #what do u mean u don’t know #i’ve never thought about it #well i mean… do you like guys? do u like girls? #he thinks for a second…. girl #just one #katniss he says #i’m convinced in modern au’s when he’s dating someone else he just pictures katniss when fucking and then feels horribly guilty for it later #peeta why don’t you look at me during sex? #huh? oh glimmer uh… i just get distracted by how uh… good it feels. yeah that haha #katniss was his first love in every thing and not only was she his first love she was his ONLY love #so he’s never even considered being attracted to girls besides her #so when he tries to date he finds girls that are objectively attractive but on a scale of 1 to katniss they are still 1’s to him #and that never stops being a problem

[bruciemilf]

"Dick is the golden child" I love that you love that, but I raise you this; This motherfucker barely behaves better than Ace. Barely. He's not even the silver egg.

Jason? On the other hand? Sure, he pretends dissapointing Bruce isn't a core fear. But he's afraid of letting Bruce down the same way you're afraid of making your mother mad.

A re-enactment of a normal day:

Dick: Okay, so, we severely fucked up this time.

Jason: [Screams]

Dick: But don't worry, I'm calling Bruce!

Jason: [SCREAMS]

#dick: whats the big deal!! b is used to it #jason who dissapointed bruce exactly once: are you high?? are you actually coked???? are you chronically insane??????? #batdad #bruce wayne #jason todd #dick grayson #dick has a schedule for making bruce question his life this isnt new to him #dc comics #text post #incorrect quotes

[onnahu]

Batkids in Metropolis

For context: they have sunglasses on, bc it's Metropolis, and they're fucking Gothamites AND bats so...

Cass: It's so...

Cass: It's so bright here.

Duke: Right? How can anyone live here?

Steph *putting on second pair of sunglasses*: Oh man, it gives me flashbacks.

Tim: Wtf, Steph. Flashbacks to what?

Jason: To death. Duh.

*Steph and Jason high-five*

Dick *just wanted a break from Bruce's bullshit*: Sometimes I hate you so much. Why do everything have to be a death joke to you?

Steph: I don't know what you're talking about...

Steph: I'm dead sirious.

Duke: 1/5, unoriginal.

Steph: Hey!

Damian's home bc he's grounded. He skipped school again. Jason and Tim paughed at him and he's now plotting revenge.

#the first death joke is 4/5 #that's what Duke said #cass forgot how bright the world outside of gotham is #steph is classy and sassy #dick just wanted a vacation #steph and jason friendship agenda #damian's plotting their downfall in the background #everybody knows they could take him with #because fuck bruce #but alfred said no ao jason said no so dick said no bc he wanted to have a bonding moment with jay #he's regretting his decisions #as is tim #he wasn't invited #he didn't want to go #he just somehow ended up there #batman #dc comics #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #tim drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #batfam shenanigans #metropolis #batsiblings #gotham #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: Hey, Angel, can you hold this?

Angel: *distracted* Hm? Yeah-

Angel: …

Angel: …this is just your hand?

Husk: Yeah.

Angel: 😳

Angel: *clutches hand tighter*

#we all know that Angel is an incorrigible flirt but the moment anyone flirts back (sincerely) he goes into PanicMode #because he doesn’t think anyone could actually like/love him #but guess what #PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU ANGEL #especially husk #even if he pretends he doesn’t #after this exchange husk just has the biggest shit-eating grin #meanwhile Charlie is just squealing uncontrollably #‘THEYRE HOLDING HANDS VAGGIE HOKY SHIT’ #angel dust needs a hug #CONSENSUALLY #angel dust #husk #husk/angel #huskerdust #Hazbin hotel #incorrect hazbin hotel #I mean kind of #they’re gay your honor #they’re in love your honor

[magnusbae]

murder or idiot were the only viable options

#I was going to find something truly profound about friendship becoming love and what not #and then my hand slipped and I had posted it the way it is #started with the first half— but I had to show his range in choosing lovers— didn't I #Dream of the Endless #TheSandmanEdit #SandmanEdit #Dreamling #sandmancentral #Hob Gadling #Calliope #Lord Morpheus #dcedit #netflixedit #Morpheus #Dream #The Sandman #The Sandman Incorrect Quotes #if on mobile click on the pic for better readability haha #Honestly Dream is such an intense lil b. #Look at him go. #buns.edits

[swirlymarimo]

Zoro: *fighting King*

Zoro's snail: *budupnudupbudupu*

Zoro: Since when did I have a snail? It's Curly.

King: *attacking*

Zoro: Dude can you stop for a minute, my husbands calling.

King: Oh, uh, sure.

#zosan #zoro x sanji #zoro and sanji #my post #zosan script #original zosan script #not incorrect quotes #married zosan #pretty much what happened #king totally let him have that call #old draft