#waffle: mv1.cl16

[xiaoluclair]

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#HELLO?? #even just #charles #THE EYECONTACT?!!1 #BEELINE #lestappen #x: waffle #waffle: mv1.cl16 #interlagos 23

[xiaoluclair]

thinking back to how charles forgot to buy max a secret santa present and imagining him buying the f1 game and thinking how tf he's meant to make it not seem like a last minute thoughtless gift and in a moment of desperate brain-wracking panic-fuelled desperation going aha! i know what will be a perfect solution to truly amp this up for a two time world champion childhood rival formula one driver! me. three times. on the cover.

#what am i meant to do w/ myself😐 #what is incorrect with him #the real question is #what did he do with the fucking kazoo #x: waffle #waffle: mv1.cl16 #lestappen #secret santa 22

[xiaoluclair]

a total summation of the people featured explicitly in charles leclerc's latest bout of instagram story (following austria gp 2023):

charles leclerc (himself)

arthur leclerc (his brother)

ferrari pit crew (his team)

max verstappen (????)

#HELLO ????????????????????? #xiao: waffle #waffle: mv1.cl16 #lestappen #austria 23

[xiaoluclair]

things charles leclerc has said that will give me a subarachnoid haemorrhage:

[ about max ] : "i've never had as [much] fun as i did this race"

[ about max ] : "we've always been fighting together"

[ about max ] : "i can't wait to fight against him for the title"

[ about max ] : "i know how strong he is"

[ about max ] : "i think it was just a matter of time before he got his first world championship"

[ about max ] : "i want to beat him as much as he wants to beat me ... that's the way it has always been"

[ about max ] : "i will remember all my life"

things max verstappen has said that will give me a subarachnoid haemorrhage:

[ about charles ] : he's not a pancake

#xiao: waffle #waffle: mv1.cl16 #kinda shitpost kinda NOT #the way charles talks about him... idk iDk man it makes me Feel sometimes #like rn #i will remember all my life <- this is about the INCHIDENT BTW #and he said it so emphatically i cant Even #the way max talks about charles... no bb he is Not a pancake 🥺🥺 #his ass maybe #but not him u r So correct! #lestappen

[xiaoluclair]

sorry but max and charles, dark and light, yin and yang, midnight blue and angel white, tied together by the red thread of fate

#actually org- [gunshots] #sorry SORRY #actually losing my mind over something this small yes #NOT MY FAULT THEY MADE THE SUITS LIKE THIS OKAY #xiao: waffle #waffle: mv1.cl16 #lestappen #monaco 23

[xiaoluclair]

sorry SORRY but the pure 💍 HUSBAND 💍 of lestappen all weekend like ofc given the maxplaining the leclerifying the eye cronkles nuthing new still GAAA 😩 but but then the praising alllll the fucking praising oh max did you think they would be fast uh huh i knew CHARLES 😄 would be fasst and hes confident ofc he is confident that is why he put it on my pole like 😳 SIR this is NOT the bedroom Y are u praise kinking this man into next week and then and THEN charles i saw a cat 🐈‍ leclerc max can adopt the cat 🐈‍ verstappen CO CAT 🐈‍ DADS anyone ALL THE PRESS CONFERENCE SHIT fast forward and cannot BELIEVE they did the girl stands in front of boy's rage just listen to my voice baby calm down baby im here baby like GROSS i need MORE and THEN fast forward some more the goddamn podium room which [ eats inedible things 👞✈️ ] MORE PRAISE HELLO ah ofc i had to go fast you were catching up 😜 🙄 my brother in christ he was not passing you unless God picked him up and PUT him there and uh sorry did u want to sit here next to max no? cool so let me have this next to max and then the PODIUM fucking okay miss emile bronté He Is More Myself Than I Am like bro u gon let that man have your step uh Okay 🌈🤨 u gon let him stand under your flag under your name Uh Okay ( 🌈🌈🌈 ) charles VAULTING himself off that P two stand BUSINESS TRANSACTION: i get PRAISE KINK you get SPRAY KINK like ONCE AGAIN this is NOT THE FUCKING BEDROOM and now AND NOW seeing charlene going to PRESS HIS HAND to maxene's back like the SMALL of his back yknow the place that place The Place like so intimate so 😩😩 like he's not even THINKING about it while max isn't even looking just a touch just a TOUCH and im 😃🔫 OH and like not even MENTIONING max entered the fucking grand prix with The Single Aim of talking anyone's ear off about a fucking twenty billion year old PHOTO of him and charles like licherally just. HAVE I EVEN MENTIONED +0.000 YET SEVENTEEN INJURED THREE THOUSAND DEAD I- well done baku ig 🧎

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#unwell #xiao: waffle #waffle: mv1.cl16 #baku 23 #max verstappen #charles leclerc #lestappen

[xiaoluclair]

bro, bro do you understand, they hated each other it was always me or him, no and. they were pre pubescent and squeaking about he pushed me i pushed him back it was nothing it was just an inchident. they were like mortal enemies or some overdramatic shit cooked up under a mop of monagasque hair like bruh you were three, any puddle was proportionally the size of the pacific. now fast forward to when theyre like three and a half and it's smiles it's the best fun of my career it's i want this for another fifteen twenty years it's i know how strong he is it's touching hands and necks and arms and looks, really really soft looks (soft_wilted_cabbage.img), and it's nice (what's nice??) bc it means we know each other well (is it nice that you met so early, is it nice that your lives met the way they did again again and again, are you glad for it????) . they went from we didn't even say goodbye to we say hellow now to try and stop this middle-of-the-media-pen debrief and we couldn't stand each other to complete tunnel vision on that podium(tm) - miss ma'am did you see those fucking smiles, that grin, the pure elation, the ecstacy - and our relationship wasn't that great to laughing together and holding each other and respecting - admiring - each other to unshakeable degrees, we have a good relationship, from literal scowls to immediate smiles when asked about the other person and from never giving a single inch on track to understanding that, to loving that, to seeing it as a mirror and loving that too, and from, from grr to like, love heart love heart, likw- DO YOU UNDERSTAND—

#DO YOU??????? #WELL ??????????????? #if max ever follows sharl on ig im dead #lestappen #max verstappen #charles leclerc #i need to og lie down #it just sometimes hits me like #how far theyve come from two #fucking canined potatoes #to two #still canined slightly more less behated potatoes ??? #xiao: waffle #waffle: mv1.cl16 #its the way they havent changed at all findamentally (racing) #theyve just grown to appreciate it in each other #like #i will learn to love you as you are; as you deserve; as you have been and shall be #someone knock me out PLEASE #i may add more links later when i can find the time BAYE BYE

[xiaoluclair]

bro when they congratulate each other and like they don’t hug bc that’s gay or like i kinda hated you a lil bit when we were fifteen and now i don’t but like that’s already a precarious thing for me n i’m not sure where the boundaries are anymore so they just grab hands like rly firmly to pull themselves closer together and then kind of encircle their other arm around the other person and hold their bicep or shoulder so they’re basically a single little enclosed shape of bright eyes and big smiles and two chonk helmets all sectioned off from the rest of the world just staring (gazing) like soft wilted cabbage at each other for three million moments without any opening for jesus and it’s like bro. that’s gay

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[x] and [x] originally posted by @countingstars-17

#max verstappen #charles leclerc #lestappen #xiao: waffle #waffle: mv1.cl16 #i have this thought too much

[xiaoluclair]

when the i hated him as much as he hated me we didn't even say goodbye to the of course i respect him he is a person i get along very very well with i love the way we battle pipeline hits you for the seventy eighth time

#edit: removed the possible misinformation link just in case #lestappen #xiao: waffle #waffle: mv1.cl16 #charles leclerc #max verstappen

[xiaoluclair]

a minute of silence rapid animated speaking to truly appreciate the blossoming dynamic that is charles approaching max, charles initiating conversation with max, charles trying his damned hardest to outmaxplain the maxplainer (i c u mr i want to win at evrything). like hello #characterarc #relationshipdevelopment #slowburn

#xiao: waffle #waffle: mv1.cl16 #IM HAVING EMOITON #lestappen #charles leclerc #max verstappen

[xiaoluclair]

max going from mainly gold boots to mainly blue boots this year, charles going from mainly black boots to mainly red boots this year, the narrative is literally shitting itself with dynamics.

#THIS is why max changed his boots actually #the boy understands NARRATIVE #xiao: waffle #waffle: mv1.cl16 #they look even more polar this year head to fucking toe #max verstappen #charles leclerc #lestappen #red/blue dynamic is RIPE

[xiaoluclair]

cannot believe we're all out here dedicating blood sweat and tears to losing our minds over these two spending hours on freaking out and days on gifs and weeks on art and months on fic and yet the biggest lestappie is still charles leclerc liking a fucking tweet

#xiao: waffle #WHAT A MAN GOTTA DO #waffle: mv1.cl16 #lestappen #miami 23

[xiaoluclair]

hey do y’all remember when the sun shined and birds sang and flowers bloomed and sky sports played lestappen fancams on main and happiness existed

#xiao: waffle #waffle: mv1.cl16

[xiaoluclair]

idc if it's shallow, pro for lestappen: they'd be fucking hot together

#dude like #they'd be SO hot i cant even put into words #THAT sexy with THAT sexy ???? #double quadruple millionple sexy #xiao: waffle #waffle: mv1.cl16 #lestappen

[xiaoluclair]

when charles said “back then we both dreamed of racing in formula 1 one day and now we're both here” and when max said “we are fighting for a championship and that’s all we dreamed of as little kids” and when two boys talk about reaching for the same star and grasping it together and when i forget to not let a pair of buck-stonked speed-zonked tax evaders take over my entire thought process and whe

#xiao: waffle #waffle: mv1.cl16 #lestappen #max verstappen #i’m screaming crying throwing up i should be asleep i should not have my eyes open nor my consciousnesses #or maybe i should and i’m just a 🐴

[xiaoluclair]

couples who fuck up corners together stay together

#i dont make the rules #xiao: waffle #waffle: mv1.cl16 #miami 23 #lestappen