#i dont make the rules

[howlngforyou]

men who WILLINGLY eat pussy deserve the world

#its true #i dont make the rules #youre all kings #if only all men did #not a want but a need

[yoursdeadlynightshade]

James Potter is a neck kisser and a waist grabber.

Regulus Black is a neck grabber and a fierce biter.

#i dont make the rules #go and argue with the wall #james potter #jegulus #regulus black #sunseeker #james potter x regulus black #james x regulus #dead gay wizards #marauders #be gay do crimes #starchaser

[blanketbvby]

Solomon who gives off raw humanity after you actually get to know him. He's just a lovesick, scarily powerful, fool. He'll sit there for hours and ramble about magic and TSL and pacts and his work to you if you let him. Ask him about his star obsession, urge him to tell you stories about his travels and findings and adventures. But please, please remember that he's more than just some immortal sorcerer capable of great things, hold him from time to time, sit and just exist with him, please.

Let Solomon be human with you. He's so used to carrying the weight of humanity on his shoulders, sometimes he forgets he's only human, too. He might be fun and he might be strong and he might be wise, but it's been too long since he's had someone hold his hand and glide their thumb over his knuckles.

Please let him ramble about the rain or the way trees creak or the way stars twinkle like they're laughing. Please let him take you to different places and get excited with you over things he's purposefully never sought the answer to in order to keep a part of himself curious. Please sit with him in the silence of each other and just let him let his guard down.

Solomon who wants to be human with you. Solomon who is human with you.

#blanketbvby #obey me shall we date #obey me x reader #obey me solomon #obey me solomon x reader #solomon x reader #i wanna let him be human around me #he literally is the best character to ever exist #i dont make the rules

[mydairpercabeth]

show percabeth is eating book 1 percabeth up

#im sawry #like they really did that #boom percabeths crown has been tipped #i dont make the rules #like percy slept on the floor for her #literally did everything for each other after knowing each other for a week #they are my everything #percabeth #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percy and annabeth #percy x annabeth #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson the lightning thief #pjo #pjo tv #percy series #pjo tv show #pjo hoo toa #walker scobell #leah sava jeffries #riordanverse #real romance is back

[shadow4-1]

I'm just imagining being a double agent sent to infiltrate the 141 and kill Ghost, except you're smarter than all the men who've tried. You know brute force won't get you where you need to be, so instead you pretend to be a sweet little medic who's got a crush on him.

And when he finally takes you to bed, and you've got him underneath you, you pull out a pocket knife and press it to his jugular.

And he just cums. Hard.

He's not phased in the slightest, even when his orgasm finally ends and theres a little blood trickling down his neck. He just chuckles up at you, seemingly taking your confusion for awe.

"Could've just told me yer into that kinky shit, Love."

#and now youve gotta call up your boss and tell him the deals off and ur having his kids #i dont make the rules #cod imagines #mw2 #call of duty #mw2 headcanons #simon ghost riley #cod mwii #simon riley x reader

[gascreates]

emotional support frog

who will absolutely eat your hand.

#THIS FROG is a main character now #i dont make the rules #actually i do and you have to follow them #and the new rule is zuko has a badger frog and he doesn’t know what to do with it #he does not WANT the frog #it just wont leave him alone #he did not expect one of his first questions upon joining the gaang to be 'whats your pet policy' #also momo wants the frog now and it is unclear if his intentions are good #so zuko's playing it safe #abd unfortunately looking overprotective of his frog in the process #atla #zuko #also feel free to bug me for individual files #i can add em under the cut #when im not feeling lazy

[gunsatthaphan]

"I don't wanna go out."

#pit babe #pit babe the series #pit babe ep13 #thai bl #bl drama #alanjeff #alan x jeff #jeff x alan #sailubpon #sailub hemmawich #pon thanapon #they 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #the nose boop 😩😩 #literally babecharlie who they stole my heart #this show was about them the rest was background noise #i dont make the rules

[mardyart]

Upside down, watch duty; pretending for a moment everything is okay

#yea sorry these are now steddie post s4 canon looks in my brain #i dont make the rules #steve x eddie #eddie x steve #steddie #steddie fanart #stranger things #stranger things fanart #eddie munson #steve harrington #art #fanart

[lexezombie]

Maybe putting a 7ft metal creature on unstable wheels is a bad idea--

extra background-less version:

#lexeart #fanart #lexart #sun and moon #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #sun fnaf #moon fnaf #sundrop #moondrop #the daycare attendant #daycare attendant #DCA #DCA fnaf #not a ship sorry lol #I personally see them as some form of related but go ham with your own tags ig #roller skates #roller skating #suns gonna fall #moons good at it #i dont make the rules #except I do lmao #ive neglected the boys for so long im so sorry my loves #but after 80 years ive FINALLY decided on a colour palette and design choices #slight tweaks to colours and little bits #my beloveds

[paarassha]

little school au comic the idea for which has been cooking in my head for the last 3 days bonus under the cut

#ed autism ambassador #i dont make the rules #gotham #gotham series #oswald cobblepot #edward nygma #sketch #school au #nygmobblepot

[imfinereallyy]

Dinner Date

For STWG daily drabble and, more importantly, for Goldie @steventhusiast. Happy Birthday, you deserve the world. I know you’re asleep right now, but it’s technically still your bday here. 

“Dingus, this is a really fancy restaurant.” Robin leans back in her chair, but her hand plays with the fork on her napkin. 

Steve sips his wine; some of it tips over the edge onto the tablecloth. “What? Can’t a guy take his best friend out to a fancy dinner?” He tilts his head and takes in his best friend. What was once an awkward teen now had a beautiful, but still awkward, woman in her place. 

“Steve, I love our friend dates, but usually they take place in a greasy diner or dollar pizza.” Robin picks the fork up and starts twirling it into her napkin. Steve watches her get mesmerized by the wrinkles that wrapped around the silverware, even though they both know the napkin should be in her lap by now. 

Steve smiles softly, moves his napkin from his lap to the table, and begins to mimic Robin. “Okay, maybe I wanted it to be a special occasion.”

Robin giggles at Steve's poor fork-twirling form and leans over the table to fix it for him. “All occasions are special when we are together, so that doesn’t really mean much.” Robin’s nose scrunches in concentration as she gently guides Steve’s hand. She has done this plenty of times before, guiding Steve where he needed to be. Like taking him to the bookstore near her college so he wouldn’t have to go into sex with Eddie blind, or when she taught him how to whisk eggs properly. Both are equally important skills he now uses in his everyday life. “But you seemed nervous. You keep sipping your wine, and I know for a fact that you hate dry wine.”

Steve puts down the glass that was halfway to his mouth, “It’s not my fault Moscato tastes like candy!”

Robin snorts, “Seriously, Dingus. It’s just me. What’s up?”

Steve puts down the fork and his glass and looks Robin in the eye. “I wanted to ask you to be my best man.”

Steve expects a lot of reactions out of her: excitement, an eye roll, hell, even straight-up rejection. Maybe a little speech about how weddings for them aren’t even legal. Instead, a look of betrayal crosses her face. “You asked Eddie to marry you, and you didn’t even tell me you were proposing?”

Immediately, Steve clenches his stomach in outrageous laughter, nearly having to bend over the table. Steve tries to take Robin seriously; he really does. But she is supposed to be the smart one out of the two of them. 

Rage takes over Robin completely as she reaches over the table to start slapping Steve’s arm. “Don’t laugh, you asshat! I am actually mad at you!”

“Ow—” Steve laughs. “Ow, Robin!” Another giggle escapes him as he gets her to sit back in her chair. “I’m laughing because, of course, I didn’t propose to Eddie without talking to you first.”

Robin settles a bit at this, “I’m confused.”

Steve reaches for her hand across the table; Robin doesn’t hesitate to wrap her fingers around his. “I’m asking you to be my Best Man first, doofus. Before I even pick out the damn ring. Which I definitely need you to steal one of Eddie’s rings for me so I can get the size; man watches those things like a hawk.” 

Robin squeezes his hand, “Wait, why would you ask me that first? Isn’t that kind of backwards.”

“I do everything kind of backwards, babe. Kinda the Steve Harrington special.” Steve rubs a thumb against the back of soulmate's hand. “Of course, I ask you about being my best man first. There would be no wedding without you, so if you say no, there would be no proposing.”

Steve could see tears beginning to fill Robin’s eyes, “What are you saying?”

“Whoever gets stuck with me gets stuck with you. We’re a package deal, babe.” 

Robin throws herself across the table, knocking the wine everywhere. Steve laughs and clenches her tightly. “Of course, I’ll be your best man! Someone’s gotta make sure you don’t hurt yourself going down the aisle.” She sobs.

Steve’s throat gets thick, “Pretty sure that’s the father's job, Robs. And you’d have to fight Jim for that role.”

“Fine.” Robin sniffs, leaning back to look him in the eye. “But I get stand by your side as you make a complete fool of yourself with your vows.” 

“Deal.”

Robin leans forward, placing her forehead against Steve’s. “You and me against the world, babe.”

Steve hugs her tight, “You and me against the world.”

#stobin #steddie #steve and robin both call eachother babe #its canon #i dont make the rules #happy birthday gold!!!! #i asked them what they like in stranger things fic #and they said stobin with a side of steddie #so bet say less you got it hon #steven harrington #robin buckley #platonic soulmates stobin #my writing #platonic stobin

[tubbytarchia]

Oh, I'll bow my head, I'll clip my wings I was never gonna make it anyway (x)

#haha whats this doing here I dont remember drawing this #jimmy solidarity #jimmy solidarity fanart #trafficblr #thank you to the person who introduced me to this song among others in the Jimmy brainrot #you know who you are #it was Bree #tubby art #Im not going to expand on ideas here lol but fuck yeah Jimmy clipped wing symbolism #sorry to anyone whos annoyed by the constant canary theme etc but dude its way too good symbolism and imagery sorry #I dont make the rules #this is why his character is so cool and compelling and makes me wanna rip my hair out #Jimmy is a very good and capable man. I hope the angst art etc doesnt make people think that I think otherwise #you can be cool and capable and still suffer baby!!!

[missmeinyourbones]

dating gojo who can’t stop talking about the six year old zenin kid he was able to take in. all he ever seems to talk about is megumi this and megumi that. whether its over dinner on the sand or between airy whispers on the couch, he’s practically glowing talking about how megumi is the coolest kid ever.

then you meet megumi for the first time and he barely pays gojo any mind, not when he asks him what he learned in school today or if he wants to arm wrestle over dessert. megumi goes as far as rolling his eyes and calling him "weird" for wanting to arm wrestle an elementary schooler, and you can't help but notice that while all of this plays out, satoru has the world's biggest smile on his face, like this is what he's meant to be doing his entire life.

#like that is his son im sorry #his baby #i dont make the rules

[k3r0deku]

izuku, in bkdk apartment, at midnight: kacchan i’m hungry

katsuki: there’s ramen in the pantry if you wake me up again i’m going to suffocate you with your pillow

izuku: thanks kacchan :D <3

katsuki: *wakes up to crinkling sounds*

izuku: *opens up the packet of ramen, eats the noodles dry, and pours the flavoring in his mouth*

katsuki: what the fuck

izuku: you’re dreaming

#bnha #boku no hero academia #mha #my hero academia #bakugou katsuki #kacchan #bkdk #deku #izuku midoriya #kacchan bakugou #katsuki bakugou #bakudeku #midoriya izuku #sorry this is canon #i dont make the rules #i have brainrot

[cloned-eyes]

Them in another universe

#the bad batch #tbb tech #tbb crosshair #star wars fanart #star wars #the bad batch fanart #eyesdraws #Cross is Sphinx coded #tech leopard gecko coded #i dont make the rules

[mentallyillbutokay]

Diavolo searches Pinterest for memes and then unironically copies them

It's literally confirmed here

#fyp #obey me #obey me! #obey me headcanons #obey me crack #obey me devildom #obey me diavolo #obey me memes #diavolo is a pinterest girly #i dont make the rules