The only unconquored, unstoppable, unpinned, unsubmitted, unbeaten, undeniable, undisputed 2-time World Champion - (cool) Ethan Carter III, E. C. 3. Oh, and Matt Hardy is a goober. ((Closed RP blog, not the real EC3.))
@ceruleansavage
Love of my life, we somehow managed to turn a tumultuous year into something that was insanely productive and made it our bitch like I knew we could. So let's celebrate with some gifts.
Of course, I had to get you a shirt about Detroit. It might be the easiest way to get to your heart but I know you love it. And it's in your favorite color so it has that going for it.
Also since you're now a big streamer now, I wanted to get you a nice, comfy chair so you're not sitting there with your ass falling asleep on you while you watch old wrestling matches (steer clear of any Derrick Bateman content; he's still in space).
Another piece I got you is a new camera. You know, since you're on the site that's only for fans, I figured I'd do my best to invest in your hustle and get you an even better camera than the one you have.
The mug is definitely for those days when you wake up and don't wanna be bugged at all, or at least before you've had your coffee.
And the bracelet just fits with your whole aesthetic. Add more skulls to your wardrobe so everyone can provide you with one for your entrance or something.
I love you so much and I can't believe this is our fifth Christmas together. Time is fucking flying but I'm happy that it's flying while I've got you by my side, roasting everyone that goes passed.
- Ethan.