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xiaoluclair · 1 year

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things charles leclerc has said that will give me a subarachnoid haemorrhage:

[ about max ] : "i've never had as [much] fun as i did this race"

[ about max ] : "we've always been fighting together"

[ about max ] : "i can't wait to fight against him for the title"

[ about max ] : "i know how strong he is"

[ about max ] : "i think it was just a matter of time before he got his first world championship"

[ about max ] : "i want to beat him as much as he wants to beat me ... that's the way it has always been"

[ about max ] : "i will remember all my life"

things max verstappen has said that will give me a subarachnoid haemorrhage:

[ about charles ] : he's not a pancake

#xiao: waffle #waffle: mv1.cl16 #kinda shitpost kinda NOT #the way charles talks about him... idk iDk man it makes me Feel sometimes #like rn #i will remember all my life <- this is about the INCHIDENT BTW #and he said it so emphatically i cant Even #the way max talks about charles... no bb he is Not a pancake 🥺🥺#his ass maybe #but not him u r So correct!#lestappen

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 days

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Abby let’s Cassidy meet her FNAF movie friend!

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puppyeared · 4 months

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me when the laikas comet. is this anything

@laikascomet

#tumblr wont let me upload the audio file >:( do me a favor and put caramelldansen on in another tab #with any luck itll eventually sync to the music #i originally wanted to do this with Yue but his ears and coat are hard to animate so i decided to go with mars lol #maybe next time ill do laika leek spin...... Ievan Polka was one of my favorites as a kid #i just realized procreate dreams is already out but i dont have money so i just made this in regular ass procreate lol #i like how this turned out ^_^#my art #myart #fanart #laika's comet #laikas comet #mars #fur #furry art #gif #caramelldansen #edit: sped it up a little #flashing #flashing images

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arinmoss · 3 months

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Mr. Elliott Stardew Valley once again U_U

#the bg needed something so i made a half assed frame and like its not hebest but alas #aslo cool tones are so bleugh to me but i tried #i like the colors in my other elliot piece more but im partial to green lol also Elliott in his winter outfit :3 #elliott stardew valley #stardew elliott #stardew valley #sdv elliott #sdv fanart #sdv #fan art #stardew fanart #maybe ill do a halfbody piece later but idk #just checked the colors on my phone and ok so its not too cool toned i think it looks more cooled tone on my laptop #but thats also cause i was activiely trying to add warmth back in cause it was a little too cool for me lol #stardew valley elliott #art #artwork #fanart

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months

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Sorry for not having a Year of the Dragon MDZS artwork; Unfortunately, I can only picture Dragon LWJ in this particular flavour.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #wei wuxian #Dragon AU #MDZS AU #noodleji #(IT'S A REAL TAG!!! AAH!!! THROWING MY HAT TO THE LITTLE GUY LOVERS!)#Yes I watched Fruits Basket in my teen years and yes it left a significant impression on me.#'The Dragon Transforms' and its just into a small little guy.#Even more points if the human form is a Tall Guy.#Sadly this does not appear to be a common nor popular variation so I will sit on my little hill alone. (EDIT: I WAS WRONG)#Dragon LWJ probably would be some kind of river dragon. Lesser god of a small stream.#One that grows bigger with time but always has the reputation of being benevolent and calm to those who seek its clear waters.#Do not pollute these waters or your ass is going to be bit. 1000 tiny puncture marks.#I imagine that's probably how wwx first meets him (accidently pours booze into lwj's river) (gets bit - gets bit - gets bit-)#WWX eventually befriends him through stubbornly showing up every week to give him offerings.#Takes him into town in a little pot of water to show him how the people live. Maybe go to a festival.#When the day is done and he's back in his river and alone - LWJ finally feels a new emotion...it is longing and loneliness.

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0ccuria · 2 months

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when you gotta "walk of shame" back to camp because you're a lightweight and got absolutely plastered the night before, shaped into a bear, ran off into the woods and have no idea where your clothes went.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #halsin #bg3 halsin #halsin silverbough #my art #🫣#this is like the first (real) art I've posted in like.... months??? maybe over a year LMAO #I've been so rabid for Halsin he got me to fucking draw again #so it's really sketchy and shit and I'm hella rusty but whatever #tbh I think he would just walk around camp like this #you WILL be subject to see his bare naked hairy ass

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homkamiro · 8 months

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can you draw fem scout and dad spy pls?? I think it's going to be fun 🤣

That's a really nice thought!!! And a funny dynamic

#i think he would treat a bit better than original scout #since it's his only daughter #but will bitch around her and maybe avoid here even more cause she reminds him so much of her mother #will absolutely kick ass if anyone lays eyes on her not kidding #i like to think that at first femscout was really jealous of miss pauling #and only after that developed her feelings #sapphics appreciation #team fortress 2 fanart #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 scout #tf2 femscout #tf2 spy #dadspy

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baconmoop · 9 months

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He's such a self sacrificing dork that it's kind of infuriating. "Don't hurt candy queen there's an intelligent woman in there that needs to be saved". My brother in Christ do you hear yourself?? You hypocrite. Stop putting other people's needs above your own!!

#fionna and cake spoilers #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #im gonna kick his ass #just so i can tell him to stop letting people kick his ass #maybe you deserved to go in the giant stand mixer honestly

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ask-zacharies-snackarie · 6 months

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Put a lotta effort into a side most people don't even see

#this needs to be painted and sealed‚ and then the ''wires'' will be added after #also it presses on my nose so badiwnfkrnfk #and a spot on my forehead too #fnaf sb #fnaf #my art #delete later maybe #daycare attendant #fnaf cosplay #fnaf security breach #security breach #sun fnaf #fuck this guy and his heavy ass FACE #i still have to sculpt the front!!#i had to take some artistic liberties on the little doodads on his motherboard aswell #cause some spots were super sparse and boring.....#my cosplay

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sagaduwyrm · 6 months

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DCxDP Idea: Ra's Al Ghul is a Rat-Ass Bastard

Since Damian was a test tube baby, why did Talia have to know about him? Couldn’t Ra’s create an infant on his own?

Danyal was born like this some years before Damian was, even before Talia had the idea to have a kid with Bruce. He was raised by Ra’s to be a weapon, rather than an heir, and was eventually sent to investigate the Fenton's research into what Ra’s suspected to be the source of the Lazarus Pits. Their research was minimal at the time, and Ra’s was getting annoyed with Danyal’s lack of progress (read: problems with authority and strong moral code (I headcanon Danny as morally gray in the way of most supernatural beings, but that’s still more moral than Ra’s)), so it became a long term infiltration mission.

This eventually led to the events of DP Canon, and Ra’s began supporting the GIW as a way to get that research on the Infinite Realms he wanted and as an attempt to control his wayward grandson. Unfortunately for him, Danny has grown into himself away from his grandfather, and he has friends who are ready to throw down with his asshole ancestor, both ghost and human.

This connects to how the batfam finds out. They’re keeping track of Ra’s and began investigating the GIW after he failed to hide his tracks. They find a horrific series of sapient rights violations against a race of supernatural/interdimensional spirits. The Justice League didn’t know, and occasionally even accidentally helped the GIW. The only force holding the GIW back is a small group of ghosts and human mages that are waging war against them and Ra’s, even going so far as to drain the Lazarus Pits.

Danny Phantom, one of the leaders of this group, looks nothing like Damian, in the way that siblings can look nothing like each other once you’re familiar with them. But he does look eerily reminiscent of both Talia and Bruce, and Ra’s had been acting weird about this whole thing…

Danny could know about the batfam and Talia or not. I think he would know about them at least vaguely, just for security reasons, but I also think Ra’s would have made them out to be people Danny can’t reach out to. He would definitely make it seem like Talia and Damian knew about him so that Danny would think they're on Ra's' side.

This is even an opportunity for Good Mom!Talia, for her to try to do better with Danny than she did with Damian, for her to finally break free of her father, and maybe even repair her relationship with her younger son.

#DCxDP #fandom #danny phantom #fandom stuff #dpxdc #dp x dc #batman #dc #danny fenton #prompt #batfam #batpham #danny is an Al'Ghul #but Talia doesn't know about him #because Ra's is a dick #Danny and his friends are fucking Ra's' shit up #sam tucker ember johny kitty etc. are the friends in question #maybe valerie or vlad or the Fenton parents if they've gotten their heads out their asses

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fleurdelait · 27 days

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a story in 4 parts 🫶

#the ‘for no reason’ actually sent me #😭😭😭#bro got what was coming to em tbh #him and narinder KEPT FIGHTING EVERY DAY #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl shitpost #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #i’m making this canon in nomadic faith #minus narinder dying #maybe he just got his ass beat real bad

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royaltea000 · 7 days

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trying to learn how to draw this dude

credit to @/transparentalia for the ref images :)

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potatodotpng · 4 months

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He angy

#danny phantom #digital art gif #fanart #smol bab #hate how the gif looks bad until u click it >:[#i was thinking a scenerio where danny gets captured in an interrogation room as a smol baby man #maybe after appearing and whopping a villains ass #during a staredown danny gets fustrated and starts banging his paws on the metal table

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swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual · 1 year

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I love seeing Danny Phantom showing up and being like ‘don’t ask too many questions but John Constantine I own your soul. All of it. Lmao sucks to suck bitch’, and he’s usually all Ghost King Full Regalia as he does it, at least in front of the Justice League, but consider—

He just shows up as Danny Fenton.

“yeah I got bored and collected the pieces like Pokémon. Gotta catch ‘em all” says the 5’2 teen who looks like a stiff breeze could trip him. He denies being a sorcerer, or a magician, concedes he’s maybe psychic but mostly he’s just…. The kid of two mad scientists—who have a basement lab where they opened a portal to what he SAYS is not hell but no one is frankly CONVINCED, by the way—and he hasn’t decided what to do with Constantine yet besides getting Danny into some r rated horror movies, but figures he should tell the dude probably.

“What’d you even trade for some of his soul contracts?”

“Don’t worry about it”

They worry about it

#danny phantom #john constantine #dp x dc #dc x dp #demons will NOT admit to being menaced by a baby ghost #not to mention that said baby ghost probably kicked their asses #this maybe changes some of Constantines powers?#like I don’t know the exact details but he primarily sold his soul for an immortality cheat. but he probably got some powers out of it?#so like maybe now it’s fueled by Danny/the ghost zone or some such?#not quite a Halfa but like what do you MEAN his pretty gold magic is TOXIC GREEN?#Danny just sorta shrugs and goes Yeah That Sounds About Right #and then does not elaborate further #he’s selling that he’s just a normal kid VERY HARD #they’d almost believe him if they didn’t know he had ALL OF CONSTANTINES SOUL CONTRACTS #bonus content of Batman #you can choose what he’s doing but I think it’d be funny if Danny found out about the contingencies and went Oh Cool I’m super allergic to..#… this one specific flower haha #not at ALL elaborating that this flower is rare and WILL melt his skin. oh and that he destroyed the world in at least one timeline hehe #one reason I love OP Danny in DC universe—if Danny’s native to that universe he HAS to be OP. because he WOULD HAVE TO HAVE defeated…#…if not outright killed #the ENTIRE LEAGUE #ITS GREAT #1k #2k #3k #hnnnnnnnn #4K #5k #?!??!!!

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beybuniki · 3 months

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ko-fi request for @shiba-butt: dabihawks are-we-flirting-or-are-we-fighting-rn

#wanted it to be cute but its more violent than cute help #bnha #dabi #todoroki touya #hawks #takami keigo #dabihawks #kofi requets #grabbing his flat ass like his life depends on it well maybe it does

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temeyes · 3 months

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WAH- //jumps off to oblivion [text ver on twt hehe]

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