#what a simp

[everything-is-as-it-was]

As soon as Phil said “wait!” All or Nothing was 100% happening because there’s no fucking way Dan could say no to him

Does THAT look like the face of a man who’s about to deny Phil what he wants?? I THINK THE FUCK NOT!

#what a simp #dan and phil #dnp #phil lester #dan howell #dapg #dip and pip #dan and phil games #danandphil

[the-apology-dance]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?!

You know how they were not talking at that point? CROWLEY. YOU ABSOLUTE SIMP.

Look at far right of the image.

THAT’S THE PILLARS ON THE FRONT STEP OF THE BOOKSHOP. I don’t believe anybody drives A BENTLEY besides CROWLEY CURRENTLY.

This means:

A) he is probably keeping tabs on Aziraphale despite not talking to him

B) he most likely is missing him and is lonely

C) He WANTED Aziraphale to know he was going to rob that church. He just wanted to see what Aziraphale would do about it.

No wonder Aziraphale didn’t need a lift. HIS BOOKSHOP IS A SERIOUSLY A COUPLE FEET BEHIND THE BENTLEY.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Crowley just popped in every now and again to sleep on the couch. Aziraphale probably wouldn’t care.

So, there is a cute discovery. Crowley, even when mad at Azi, doesn’t like being far from him. Just in case his Angel In Distress needs his Demon in shining armor.

(As someone amazingly pointed out. Yes, Aziraphale would be the landlord of that strip club and the XXX Theatre.)

#good omens #crowley #good omens 2 #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens spoilers #neil gaiman #david tennant #micheal sheen #they are in love #damsel in distress #i love them 🥺 #what a simp #he’s got it bad for him #my boys #oh i like this one #he never left

[rosegasly]

if they dont want me to ship, why they be so shippy

literally a 3 time world time champion and my mans pulling every trick out the bag to get his crush to smile while said crush gives him heart eyes and blushy smiles

#what a simp #they are both such simps #makin me feel lONELy about myself #lestappen #charles leclerc #max verstappen #formula 1 #f1 #austin gp 2023

[cheeseproducts]

more hostworu

#neon genesis evangelion #evangelion #kaworu nagisa #kawoshin #that hostworu art killed me aaaaah #what a simp #looking at this days later and i realize i made him look kinda sleazy lol #he's just excited to see shinji okay!!! and his shirt opened coincidentally #my art

[christophernolan]

WED HER TO ME.

WHEN I OFFERED UP MY CROWN YOU SAID I COULD HAVE ANYTHING. I WANT RHAENYRA.

I'LL TAKE HER AS SHE IS, AND WED HER IN THE TRADITION OF OUR HOUSE

#daemyra #rhaenyra x daemon #house of the dragon #hotd spoilers #i’ll never recover #girlies….. SCREAMSSSSS #he’s a bottom confirmed #what a simp

[thighguys]

every time dnp post a video where they have to decide the points together im like "maybe this will finally be the one where dan wins". and it never is

#the man is WHIPPED #he has NEVER WON one of these #what a simp #anyway catch me throwing up bc theyre sickeningly cute #dan and phil #dnpg #phan #dnp #dip and pip #dapg #dapgames #phandom #dan and phil games #phil lester #dan howell

[megapuddi64]

Actual Footage of Namor (in the og script) returning to Talokan to bring Shuri snacks and hot cocoa only to find her and Riri gone and two of his people dead.

#black panther #Black panther wakanda forever #wakanda forever #wakanda forever spoilers #Namor #Nashuri #Namuri #what a simp #also Namora was more of a wingman in this version and why didn't she tell him that he needed to take a more delicate approach if he planned #on wooing Shuri #Surely Talokanil have better romantic gestures than threatening their love interest's mother and kidnapping #i know ppl hate the Hades and Persephone allegations but they're never beating them now

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

thorin being enamoured by anything bilbo says/does

#what a simp #same honestly #bagginshield #my art #we love a big hairy man with feelings <3 #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #bilbo x thorin #thilbo

[mooncheese3]

#qijiu #original shen qingqiu #shen jiu #yue qingyuan #yue qi #what a simp #loser (affectionate) #the muse and the artist but the artist is a muse too #yqy would make art of sqq but hes hopeless

[iwasbored777]

*rewatching clips and crying in character development*

#What a simp #She's his queen now #Trolls #Trolls world tour #Branch #Poppy #branch and poppy #Broppy

[existential-queeer]

"I want Rhaenyra. I'll take her as what she is."

#daemyra #i love them your honor #hes down bad #what a simp #rhaenyra x daemon #daemon x rhaenyra #daemon targaryen #rhaenyra targaryen #princess rhaenyra #HoTD #HoD #house of the dragon #GoT

[boredfangirl16]

“SHUT UP, THOMAS” was the most relatable line in the entire book, fight me. 

#what a simp #but who wouldn’t be #alastair deserves to get simped over #thomas lightwood #alastair carstairs #thomastair #thomas x alastair #chain of thorns spoilers #cot spoilers #chain of thorns

[itsriiii]

Behold! Malleus the simp

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst meme #twst malleus #malleus draconia #port fest #what a simp

[fullsunhyuk]

the way you can pinpoint the exact second hanbin shows up on screen just by hao's face

#what a simp #zhang hao #hanbin #haobin #zb1

[visciously-face-fckd-by-a-cactus]

absolutely obsessed with the sheer degree to which jonny h. embodies the energy of malewife.

the excitement and notes to get the recipe for what turns out to be one of the most common dishes available, mina's obsession with train schedules and jonathan recording all of the travel delays and information---

fucking living for this marvelous simp of a man

#i mean #he'll need someone to live for him soon enough #lmao bye #malewife jonathan harker #malewife jonny h #what a simp #dracula daily #dracula #re: dracula

[hoboyherewego]

@twisted-wonderland-but-gayer

#twisted wonderland #twst meme #azul ashengrotto #jamil viper #what a simp #twst chapter 4