#venom crack

[reaperlight]

Eddie: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Venom: Yes! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.

Eddie: ...

Anne: ...

Mrs. Chen: ...

Dan: ...No need for that. I know where you can get some bones.

Venom: Yay!

#venom #incorrect venom quotes #comedy #source: tumblr #symbrock #d.a.v.e. #venom crack #incorrect quotes #dan lewis #dr. dan lewis #mrs. chen #anne weying #eddie brock #venom symbiote #adapted incorrect quotes

[zyb0rg]

Eddie Brock playing Duel Monsters

Sometimes instead of an ancient pharoah spirit giving u gaming advice u have a Symbiote. A.K.A. Yugioh x Venom crossover no one asked for. Inspired by @underwhelmingmaverick pointing out to me that I apparently have a thing for possession turned friend tropes

#Yugioh #yugioh fanart #yugioh crossover #yugioh x venom #venom #venom fanart #eddie brock #eddie brock fanart #eddie brock playinf duel monsters #crossover #crossover fanart #fanart #art #digital art #comics #cursed fanart #crack #venom crack #yugioh crack

[iamnmbr3]

Voldemort: Avada Kedavra!

Voldemort: Dinner, Nagini.

Nagini: Tf am I supposed to do with this? It’s already dead. Can you at least wiggle it around or something so it’s appetizing?

#Voldemort: FINE! Get your own dinner next time! #Nagini: that's a pretty passive aggressive tone for someone who's only here because they subsisted on my snake venom for months #Voldemort: and did I ever complain about it? no! #Death Eaters listening to them bicker in parseltongue with no idea what they're saying: 😬😬😬 #crack #Harry Potter #humor #Voldemort #Nagini #random musings #Tom Riddle

[thatfeelinwhenyou]

KINDRED — 28

It’s your final year of highschool, and your only goal is to graduate top of your cohort, as usual. Except as student council president, your advisor can’t seem to leave you alone. What happens when you take Decelis Academy’s top student, their star athlete and put them in front of a camera?

❥･• episode 28 — no matter shrimp or whale, you deserve to flap your tail

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authors note: keep swimmin through 🤓☝️

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#sweet venom coming soon! #enhypen #heeseung #jungwon #sunghoon #belift #hybe #jay #iland #sunoo #enhypen fluff #jake #niki #riki #enhypen smau #enhypen social media au #enhypen crack #enhypen angst #enhypen x reader #enhypen scenarios #high school au #enemies to lovers #yang jungwon smau #jungwon smau #yang jungwon x reader #jungwon x reader #yang jungwon #jungwon social media au #tfwy kindred #tfwy smau

[scandals-r-us]

migs, crawling in with like 30 broken bones by his eyelashes: hey babe sorry im la- xina: Oh so you make time for other men to smash your ass into the ground but you don't make time to smash MY ass in the ground? smh

#miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #my art #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #atsv fanart #spiderman #gabriel o'hara #xina kwan #xina fights vulture and venom just to get one date night alone with migs #so she can be the one to crack his back instead #smh sharing your man with other men #gabri would be the backup on his side on this one #from YEAH MAN WHY AITN YOU HOME to bro wtf this man is working don't get his ass

[laurancezvahlslefteyebrow]

so no head?

#i crack myself up #shitpost #aphmau #minecraft diaries #mcd #aphmau fandom #i don’t support aphmau #minecraft diaries aphmau #mcd aphmau #aphmau mcyt #mcyt #aphblr #aphverse #ivy the venom scythe #ivy aphmau #ivy mcd #raven mcd

[calebtsm]

Dave’s voice for venom is killing me

#fnaf #venom 2018 #venom #dsaf dave #dsaf #meme #funny stuff #shitpost #crack post #pov #five nights at freddy's #dayshift at freddy's #dave miller #dave voice #dsaf dave voice

[kenisle]

venom big unnaturals. nothing normal abt those thangs. downright dastardly dobonhonkeros.

#kenny posts #venom #cracked myself up thinking abt this on my way to class #just walking and laughing at nothing like a weirdo

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

If the 19 inches of venom tweet doesn’t cause an influx of art, I will surely be crushed

#venom #19 inches of venom #I laughed so hard when I saw the tweet #and the memes are making me crack up

[blue-deneb]

*realizes both venom and princess diaries are set in san francisco* *instantly imagines a slice of life with eddie brock and his symbiote/spouse venom co-parenting mia thermopolis*

#this is the stupidest thing i’ve ever thought #…..ok no it’s not #marvel #venom #eddie brock #symbrock #princess diaries #mia thermopolis #crack fic #crack fanfic

[reaperlight]

Carnage [to Venom]: That's your host? This pathetic sweaty human? Have some dignity, father. I would never fall for a loser like that.

Also Carnage: Cletus, please pay attention to me. 🥺

#venom #carnage #kasbiote #symbrock #the unholy trinity #shriekingcarnage #venom let there be carnage #cletus kasady #eddie brock #venom crack #incorrect venom quotes #incorrect quotes #source: original #comedy #headcanon #headcanons

[sanctus-ingenium]

I'm obsessed with the world of Mez- do you have any more lore about it? I'd love to hear about stuff like other mechs, if they (the people who make the tech) have flying tech, etc etc etc-

FLYING: honestly flying technology would be completely beyond the abilities of these people, but they can fly using other means. there are small dragon-like creatures called hive serpents which form hives upon the larger dragons (which the church hunt). the serpents actually eat a chiton-like exoparasite which lives on the outer skin of the dragons, and can defend their chosen host dragons very fiercely

however they can be tamed and used as flying mounts by humans, if they're taken from the wild young enough. drones can fly with one human and very light cargo, and queens (2x the size of a drone) can seat two people and heavier cargo. to distinguish them from wild serpents their wings are painted with unique identifying designs. they are usually used to carry post outside the mezian empire. within mez, the Church bans the use of hive serpents because anything associated with dragons is sinful.

while fighting dragons, it's not uncommon for holy beasts to become swarmed by hive serpents which live on the dragon - this is a major cause of death for anyone not wearing armour or not sheltering indoors at the site of the battle. the dragons' cnidocytes (the stinging cells on their tendrils - they shoot a metre-long venomous barb in response to touch) often end up killing hive serpents during the battle, as well, so there's an additional danger of envenomed bodies raining down from the sky. most dragon battles are pretty apocalyptic affairs

OTHER MECHS: there's a bunch! in fact at the height of the church's power it owned almost 10 of them. that has declined in recent years due to hull losses and bubonic plague taking out large chunks of the workforce, leaving certain beasts to fall into disrepair without maintenance. i haven't illustrated Unicorn, Lycaon, and Taurus yet (have drawn: Krokodilos, Pantera, Leun, Gryfon, and Nosewyse). the massive expense and difficulty involved in getting dragonsblood fuel means that it's really rare for private citizens to own any sort of engine, let alone a holy beast

there's obviously a lot of competition between the crews on each beast and until Leun's debut, Lycaon the wolf was considered the most superior and has the senior-most crew (somewhat bitter/jealous that they got superceded but who are they to question the throne of god)

#setting: mez #there u go. some lore #battling the dragons is like ragnarok it's like hell on earth it's ludicrously traumatising and with an exceptionally low survival rate #the holy beasts usually break in battle and either have to be towed home or limp home themselves #with every crack and crevice in their armour bristling with venomous darts

[iamnmbr3]

Tasha Yar: so I got attacked by this terrifying black alien goo thing and--

Eddie Brock: yeah yeah and then you fell in love with it and had mind blowing sex. we’ve all been there

Tasha Yar: .... no. I think that’s a you thing. 

#Star Trek #Star Trek TNG #Venom #crack #humor #q #symbrock

[babygirldilf]

Coach's "the bigger they are THE BIGGER THEY ARE" but instead it's "the bigger they are THE GAYER THEY ARE" and it's just a scale of every deranged man standing next to an even bigger and or taller and more deranged man and it starts with john watson being a tiny closeted bisexual and escalates to bucky barnes getting more buff every time he interacts with sam wilson and cuts to sam winchester being a he/they pansexual fairy boy and it ends, obviously, with Venom

#sam winchester #dean winchester #castiel #john watson #sherlock #crowley #destiel crack #stiles derek #bucky barnes #sam wilson #steve rogers #thiam #911 buck #eddie diaz #venom eddie

[sir-yeehaw-paws]

Venom like, I'm already covered in blood would it be so difficult to add some of Huey's to that? Yes? Darn.

#venom snake #huey emmerich #these expressions still crack me up tho shaskjtnksadnkjas #mgs #mgsv #ive posted them before but from a different game file and hueys dumbass grin like he just did something real good or some shit but we know #we KNOW THE TRUTH YA LIL- #uh anyway #nate caps

[moneypriestess]

Villainess has a symbiote.

i think it would be interesting if a symbiote like venom from marvel crash landed in a fantasy world based on a manhwa or something, and it bonded with the villainess of that world. just a prim proper lady trying to keep her fiancés love or something but there's this annoying voice in her head going "just eat him".

lady vanessa, the daughter of a great duke, kept a pleasant smile on her face as she listened to lady Angeline intently, well as much as one can with a voice in their head.

wait, that came out wrong, vanessa was not crazy, she just had a weird demon in her head.

vanessa had met the demon when it had appeared in her rose garden just a year ago, and since then she had come to be fond of the little demon.

'not a demon'

she heard the voice yet again and smiled, amused, as she took a sip of her tea. venom, which is what the demon called himself, always insisted that it was an alien, yet vanessa knew that aliens did not exist, and the way venom had latched on to her sounded like the demons that she had been taught about.

yes, she was scared for the first few months but after time had passed vanessa could admit that the little demon had grown on her, it certainly helped that they both had a love for chocolate.

"Vanessa? are you listening?" Angeline asked with a displeasing frown on her face, finally noticing vanessas glossed over eyes. it wasn't unfamiliar for vanessa to vanish inside her mind, especially after her sickness last year, yet it still hurt her feelings that her friend had not been listening, this was a topic Angeline was particularly passionate about.

vanessa kept a straight face but floundered for a second in her head, she truly didn't mean to yet somehow, she got caught up in her head and she couldn't blame venom this time.

'Calm down kid, she was talking about the latest art piece done by some dude with a weird name'

vanessa sighed in relief before cheerfully replying "of course Angelline, i was just thinking about the interpretation of the piece."

as her friend smiled and continued rambling Vaneesa sent her thanks in her head, she would definitely thank the demon properly later with a chocolaty delight.

'not a demon'

#book #villainess #crack #crossover #writing prompt #writing #venom #venom symbiote