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Rooster Teeth is everywhere

Part 1

#in memoriam #rtah

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i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it

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Was at the art museum earlier and i have a new favourite painting

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monica......

#WHAT

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is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]

#yes! you admiring my handiwork?

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does anyone know what you’re supposed to do after graduating college

#to quote that one post #write bad poetry and call ur best friend. also fag it up

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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

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this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

#took me a second #twilight

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[eddie diaz voice] maybe you should go home first

#vs buck: this is eddie’s house i’m not really a guest #prev tag -> #eddie has never met a women he didn't want out of his house #<- prev tag #hard disagree the only women eddie wants out of his house are the ones he (or buck) dates #911 abc #911 fox #buddie

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anyone else know a dog that will, every time without fail, walk over and blot their wet jowls on your leg after drinking water?

#one of my dad’s dogs doesn’t know how to drink water without dipping his entire chin in the water #he doesn’t have super long jowls or fur he just dunks his whole chin #the other dog (his litter mate) drinks just fine. it’s only the one that stays sopping wet for minutes afterward #doggo

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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

#omg #tiktok #video

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Please does anybody have the picture of the orange kitten sitting in front of old yellowed wood paneling and it’s smiling like this. The post where I saw it went something like “little kids before they learn how to smile in photos”

#aww #kitty

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why does a story have to be true? is it not enough for it to give me indescribable power and authority over my peers

#vane and anne just chillin #why does a story have to be true? i have knives #black sails

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writing fanfiction is just. i’m being so creative and original. i’m plagiarizing everyone by accident. i’m a genius. i’m cringe. i’m too angsty. i’m too cheesy. this is not in character. it doesn’t matter that it’s not in character because these are my characters now. i love my hobby. this is the worst possible use of my time. i’m seeking validation. i’m projecting my own personal problems onto this story and i’m barely hiding it. i know so many words and i’m using all of them wrong. im on tumblr posting about it instead of writing it.

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I have an end-of-life patient to whom I spoke today. She burst out laughing and said, "It was all such fun. I just had so much fun." I wish this for everyone. I wish that we each would meet death laughing, with little regret and even less fear.

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help i’m in london w my dad and he keeps pointing at buildings and saying ‘there used to be a coffee shop here’ but by ‘used to be’ he means. in the seventeenth century

#if you won’t listen to your dad i will. if he’s single tell him my number is 6

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please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog