i feel this might be the only twitter bit you might not find distasteful: micro-usb tumblr com/post/701399330135982080
Oh man there's a lot of twitter bits I will enjoy in secrecy, but this one I will openly admit made me laugh.
"Christmas Without A Bluebird" coming soon to a Hallmark Channel near you. (Our heroine clearly rediscovers the value of hard work and entrepreneurship and starts a company that builds Internet Of Things wifi-connected birdhouses.)