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#funny quote of the day
f1incorrectquotess · 10 months
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Valtteri: Alright Daniel, Lando. Let's go over this one more time. Valtteri: If something breaks? Daniel: We try to fix it before Lewis gets home. Valtteri: If it doesn't work? Lando: We blame George. George: Seriously guys, what the hell?!
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neptunechaser · 1 year
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And that's a large feat.
Whoever made this sign ily
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anotherotter · 4 months
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“There is no rhyme or reason to what I do, I just do.” - Remus
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I'm in shape... Unfortunately, it's the shape of a potato - quickfunnyjokes
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troythecatfish · 22 days
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quotesfordays · 20 days
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"What business do you have in a wardrobe?" -Tamaki, Ouran High School Host Club
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justdickingabout · 1 year
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May The Fourth Be With You.
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actorguy104 · 7 months
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pinkcore-png · 2 months
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tcmreads · 2 years
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random lines from the x-files
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vaniloqu3nce · 10 months
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Quotes From My Siblings
The Toddler: *babbling nonsense*
Me: *nodding along because I don’t understand a word but he likes to be listened to* Yeah totally, I hate clothes too.
The Toddler, out of no nowhere in clear English: BULLSHIT
Me: …who the fuck taught you that bullshit?
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observaureium · 11 months
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"He was left in a basket on the steps of the FBI." - ROSSI
this is so fucking funny i love rossi there has never been a funnier old man
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anotherotter · 21 days
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“Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face.” - Stanley
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When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver – Anon
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troythecatfish · 5 months
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To paraphrase Sun Tzu: “Draw your enemies as the annoying soyjaks than draw yourself as the based Gigachad, and in 1000 battles you’ll never know defeat.”
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dominic-yarborough · 8 months
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