#tw sarcasm

[fabioquartararhoe]

a tiktok filter just told me that my celebrity lookalike is zendaya. i’m not surprised at all, i’m so stunning that i can pull anyone

#tw sarcasm #meli talks shit

[qiyra]

what would you guys do if I started tagging all my posts like this

#written words #original content #tw sarcasm #academia #dark academia #chaotic academic aesthetic #me rn #onceler #loki series #marvel #marvels avengers #movies #movie review #film #horror #drama #drama ramblings #my thoughts #creative #art #street art #wall street #stocks #bitcoin #computers #computer virus #robot girl #mousegirl #catgirl #vtuber

[princessofmerc]

We have one sort of exciting fight and it's between the Haas' teammates. Outside the points. Well done America. We really need more American races. This is so great

#tw sarcasm

[system-error404-notfound]

I’m having a flare up at work.

This is fucking wonderful. /s

-Jonas

#jonas speaks #chronic pain #flare up #TW swearing #tw sarcasm

[kari-hehe]

i really AM!

#lol #memes #funny #meme #relatable #comedy #dank memes #humor #fresh memes #dark humour tw #twitter #tweets #tweet #lmao #dark memes #awesome #relatable memes #sarcasm #sed life

[rottmnt-residuum]

Part 6 of Arc II (Part 32)

the elevator music is kokomo btw sksksk

⇇ | ⇽ | index | ⇾ (censored) | ⇾ (gore)

#rottmnt #rottmnt leonardo #residuum #rottmnt residuum comic #c #g #tw ptsd #me. naively: this sequence will only take four parts at most! easy #wrong #characters actually have to react to things and you know #have character #i blame my drafting process #also i realized that my natural dry wit and sarcasm a leo joke does not make #this boy is all puns and wordplay #and i am not naturally punny #...is my wordplay too subtle?

[manager-of-the-pudding-bank]

it’s 6:50 am in the morning

i woke up 20 minutes ago to really bad coughing

i have HSIE due at 5pm i haven’t started anything

i’m doing great :D

#tw sarcasm #tw coughing

[pastelalleycat]

About the Single Pea- after watching the commercial video, I think this section on the cookbook page relates to the video itself, especially the ending:

When Eddie is handed his pea on a plate, he's surrendered his role as mailman to the other neighbors for the day. He's at Wally's homewarming party, but he's the only one without something to do. And when he consequently dissociates and gets a fourth-wall break, he's the only one seeing beyond the curtain of the puppet world. This is a set, with felt and fabric and props. Drawn out with pencils and pens. His world is real, but it's also just a story.

Eddie's being ignored prior to Homewarming was not a freak accident- whoever orchestrated everyone to forget him (Home, possibly?) was trying to make him feel like nobody needed him so they could erase him from the neighborhood and pull him into our reality.

Why would this happen? What could be so egregious with Eddie's character that his existence would be declared unnecessary?

Well, who's always seen alongside Frank, portrayed as his best friend, their shared love for nature playing off each other like a harmony that may be just friendship but may be something even deeper?

How are mailmen and entemologists related, actually? How could they ever be as compatible as flora and fauna? They simply clash too much, it's not natural, it's not right.

(though Julie is often too exuberant for the more mellow Frank, and his seriousness and logic and Eddie's earnestness and love of literature blend together perfectly; also Frank is nonbinary and Julie is genderfluid and they're gay and pan respectfully so no combination of the three is really "straight"; people aren't confined to narrow strands of fate but puppets are subject to their masters)

And yet, someone pulled Eddie back to his side, called him by his first name when they'd only been on last name terms before.

Two peas were placed close together.

(edited to fix a grammatical typo and add extra clarification at the end)

#shoutout to night mind's stream last night #his theories got me thinking myself #welcome home #welcome home theory #welcome home spoilers #eddie dear #frank frankly #julie joyful #tw unreality #mint's posts 💛 #franklydear #platonic franklyjoyful #some sarcasm was mixed into the latter paragraphs if that's not clear #mint's bangers

[incorrectbatfam]

KMK: Bruce Wayne , Harley Quinn and Bizarro

I wasn't originally gonna answer this but this is just such an odd combination that I kinda have to

For me personally:

Kiss Bizarro, he's a sweetheart and I'd give him a little peck

Marry Harley because woman. Also I can make her worse

Kill Bruce, I fucking despise Batman so much you have no idea. From now on I'm rebranding as a Bruce Wayne anti blog. I'm gonna chew up that Hot Topic-ass nepo baby up and leave no trace. I'm a starving goat and he's a tin can

#bruce wayne #batman #harley quinn #bizarro #batfamily #batfam #batman family #gotham city sirens #gotham rogues #red hood and the outlaws #dc comics #ask game #kiss marry kill #tw swearing #sarcasm #personal

[uncanny-tranny]

"Why does this thing exist, people are so lazy!"

Disabled people both exist, and also.... even if it's "laziness", "laziness" is not a sin. People should be able to do anything with any level of assistance. Just because the way you exist is the way that is "normal" doesn't mean that it is Right and Divine

#disability #disability advocacy #ableism #ableism tw #and it's like... oh that exists?? oh the humanity!!!!!!! (sarcasm) #i'm sorry (not particularly) but disabled people outweigh your discomfort #and if a certain assistance doesn't help you then: don't use it and let the people who need it use it without harassment! #people have the right to be lazy too like it isn't against the law! #you have no idea why people are 'lazy' even if it isn't for dosability reasons

[sillygreenrat]

no one asked me to finish that one sketch, but uh.....here you go! (speedpaint included bc i wanted 2 post smthn KJSDHFG)

#fitz posting #my art #shipwrecked 64 #broadside beach #shwk 64 #bucky beaver #olivia otter #olivia finch #tw// scopophobia #bros holding onto that candle TIGHT #feel free to check out my og post for some HIGH QUALITY (sarcasm) bucky thoughts #i like talking abt this game unrealistically so #squeaks you gave me UNCURABLE hyperfixation #Youtube

[fabioquartararhoe]

can’t wait to watch fabio race :)

#tw sarcasm #motogp #fabio #fabio quartararo

[jay-wasreblogging]

Silver blaze proving that Sherlock loves every animal...except Archie.

#tw fatphobia of dog #/sarcasm #ARCHIE IS A HEALTHY DOG SHERLOCK LEAVE HIM BEEEEE #i remember people fat shaming my cat like cmon mannn the vet said she was aight (no strain on spine or feet) but yeh #sherlock & co #sherlock and co #goalhanger podcasts #sherlock holmes #john watson #sherlock

[batwynn]

Boy I sure love the combination of people not vaccinating their dogs for rabies anymore and the huge number of people bringing their dogs into every single store regardless of rules, laws, and regulations. I feel like that’s going to go super well. Fantastic.

#Americans #fuck antivaxers #rabies #dogs #dogs in stores #tw: antivaxers #tw: dogs #tw: rabies #this post is sarcasm #just in case it’s not clear

[kari-hehe]

so please don’t

#lol #memes #funny #meme #relatable #comedy #dank memes #humor #fresh memes #dark humour tw #twitter #tweets #tweet #lmao #dark memes #awesome #relatable memes #sarcasm #sed life

[humor-experiment-lab]

He is correct

#funny #memes #funny memes #memesrandom #memesdaily #humorous #sarcastique #sarcasm #dark humor #sarcastic #star trek #dumb shit #self deprecating humor #stupid humor #humor #only the dankest #dankest of the dank #dankest memes #dark humour tw #dank memes #darkhumourmemes