#troll mole real

[bootay-hole]

more doodles from school: traditional edition

#tay draws #tay posts #the wind in the willows #wind in the willows musical #ducktales 2017 #swindle #swindle comic #talespin #kinda #tay’s ocs #louie duck #may duck #ty cloudkicker #toad #mr toad #mole #ratty #the second last one is based of a hc i have that moles hair just. naturally grows upwards #troll mole real #also mole w acne scars (def not projecting) #tay’s art

[thesamesunset]

#i accidentally deleted the original post #and I had to make the poll again #so sorry!! #real genius #1985 #80s movies #val kilmer #chris knight #my favorite fictional crush #moles and trolls #jell o

[piratefalls]

first list here.

round two i guess. i finally read 30 pages of a real physical book last night. progress? possibly. it felt right that while working on this "nothing's gonna stop us now" started playing. thinking about making this a wednesday thing. still trying to do a mix of new and old fics, even though it's all new to me. and much like alex claremont-diaz, this has been a mouthful. if you want me to tag you in any lists going forward, let me know!

Will You Brie Mine? by chamel

Today, as Henry tells him all about the Manchego, Alex tries his best to listen and not fixate on the mole next to the corner of Henry’s mouth or the way his shoulders strain the seams of his white uniform shirt. It’s not a particularly easy task for him, in all honesty. “Would you care for a sample?” Henry asks, as if Alex has ever said no to him. “I’d love one,” Alex tells him instead of saying I’d like to sample you. (Or, Henry sells cheese and Alex is somehow his best customer. It's not really about the cheese.)

take me out and take me home by coffeecatsme

“Shh.” Alex presses a finger over Henry’s lips. Their corners twitch, as if Henry’s desperately fighting a smile. “This is our house, baby. We gotta make it our own." Soon after Ellen's election, Henry and Alex move into a brownstone in New York. This is a story of how they make it home.

i still love you more than i should say by tkstrand

It’s been three months since Alex started working for Bankston & Shrivastava Associates, and he’s starting to think that his tiny crush on his coworker may not actually be that small. NYU School of Law may have helped him pass the bar, but it certainly didn’t prepare him for everything that is Henry fucking Fox. What makes it worse, though, is that Alex can’t do a fucking thing about it. No matter how much banter they swap, how many times he makes Henry blush in a day, it doesn’t matter. Alex can’t do anything, because Henry already has a boyfriend. Or, where a slight miscommunication leads Alex to believe that David is Henry's boyfriend.

and that's the way i loved you by HypnosTheory

Alex sighs, tilting his head back and sinking low in his chair. “What if I scare him off? He’s got a pretty big thing about commitment-” “He eats the same thing for breakfast and he wears a ring with his own initials every day,” Nora says, lifting her head up just enough to glare at Alex. “He doesn’t have commitment issues, he’s just a slut. Tell him you want him to be your slut. For the love of all that is holy.” -- Alex accidentally fell hopelessly in love with his roommate and fuck buddy Henry. He tries to plan the perfect confession, but when have any of Alex’s plots worked perfectly?

Baby, You're Gonna Lose Your Own Game by affectionatelyrs

Alex thinks he understands why people get stupid, impulsive tattoos like their ex’s name now if the sudden urge to etch the word darling onto his hip in permanent ink is anything to go by. So, yeah, Alex supposes. Henry may still be maddening, but his mouth? His voice? Maybe it was always hot, actually, and the irritation he previously felt was just thinly veiled complete and utter attraction. That would check out. Hate has always been a multifaceted word, after all. - Or, Alex decides that he wants to fuck the British out of Henry while watching him speak at a gala

flatline by rizcriz

Alex gets the call at 7:57am. It’s from an unknown number, so he answers it with an accent on his tongue and laughter in his throat, ready to troll the scammer for all they’re worth. But the voice on the other side of the line is serious, solemn, when she asks, “Is this, I apologize, all I’ve been given are initials, AGCD?” He frowns, turning away from the coffee shop he’d been about to enter. “Who’s asking?” There’s a moment of hesitation on the other end. “There’s been an incident. On the individual's phone, there’s a sticker. It says, if found, return to AGCD, alongside this phone number. Does it sound familiar?” Alex freezes in the middle of the sidewalk. “What kind of incident?” -- Or, Henry's been in an accident.

craigslist cutie (please don't go) by matherine

Here’s the thing. Alex is simultaneously very, very smart and very, very stupid. Nora calls it the Claremont-Diaz Paradox, and every time she does, June sticks out her tongue like she’s about twelve years old, and then Nora makes a comment about what she would rather June be doing with her tongue, and – okay. Off track. Not relevant to Alex’s current predicament, which is perhaps the most damning example of the Claremont-Diaz Paradox. Alex got himself into NYU Law with flying colors and LSAT scores in the 99th percentile, worked his ass off for three years, and graduated with honors and a crippling caffeine addiction. And then, because he is an idiot, he decided to take his JD, his potential, and his mountain of student loans to his brand-new job as a public defender. Unfortunately, being a public defender pays about as much as working at a Hot Topic. Which means that Alex really needs a roommate. Like, pronto. STAT. ASAP. He’s not sure who’s desperate enough to move into the other room in his beautiful, probably-not-bedbug-infested 700 square feet of Hell’s Kitchen, but he really fucking needs to find somebody. Craigslist is a last resort, but it does bring him Henry.

Professional Rivalry by clottedcreamfudge

"Decided to take the afternoon off to bump into pedestrians?" Alex asks as he gets to his feet, brushing off his chinos and pushing his glasses back onto his face where they've started to slide down his nose. "Shouldn't you be off somewhere writing about men in passionate embraces?" Henry regards him coolly over the armful of papers he's managed to retain complete control of, somehow, and Alex notices vaguely that he's got a smudge of ink just below his jaw. "Shouldn't you be taking a 1L lecture in," Henry pauses, looking at his watch, "less than five minutes?" "Fuck," Alex says again. "Fucking shit." Then he turns around and leaves Henry to bump into more people, probably, since that seems to be his only fucking agenda for the day. *** Professor Alex Claremont-Diaz despises Professor Henry Fox, so naturally they get roomed together at a conference. Alex is fine.

take a step, step again by iphigenias

This is not the first time. The first time, Alex left for class early, left Henry in their bed in Brooklyn with a kiss pressed to the exposed skin behind his ear. He didn’t hear from Henry all day. When he got home that night, Henry wasn’t in the kitchen, or on the sofa watching Bake Off, and he didn’t answer when Alex called. He was still lying in bed, and flinched, when Alex reached out to touch him.

mess me up (no one does it better) by extasiswings

Sometimes, Alex gets stuck in his own head. And for twenty-two years he doesn’t think there’s anything to be done other than to just go with it, ride out the frenetic energy until he’s fixed whatever needs fixing, or until the situation is over, whichever comes first. If he can just control everything, it’s fine. He likes being in control, he’s good at it, he’s fine. It’s just how things have always been. Until Henry.

five times henry's competency turned alex on and one time it turned him into a pile of romantic goo by helenblqckthorn

Alex has a fucking thing for competency. A competency kink, if he wants to be crude. And it just so happens that his boyfriend is one of the most competent men in England. Well, Alex, he thinks. You sure know how to pick ‘em.

Keep Most of Your Heart in London by cresswells

Alex thinks he’s prepared – as prepared as he’ll ever be. He’s been waiting for months to do this. He even did his research on the proper etiquette for a British royal engagement – and then promptly ignored it all. AKA: The one with the engagement of the century.

Red, White & Navy Blue by jedusaur

"Fine," says Alex. He clenches his jaw and his fists. "Great. Watch me. I'll bromance the shit out of the motherfucker."

how we rolled up the carpet (so we could dance) by adhoori

Henry shrugs off his suit jacket and tie, looking his usual annoyingly handsome self while Alex stifles a yawn in spite of the amount of caffeine in his system. “You’re a sight for sore eyes,” Henry says, looking all kinds of fond. Alex feels a little ridiculous in his tousled hair, glasses and the ratty NYU sweatshirt, but finds an answering warmth spreading through him anyway as he lets himself be kissed hello. “Hi, sweetheart,” he says, leaning back into the chair while Henry leans against the desk.

you and me, forevermore by bellamysgriffinprincess

"He pushes up on his toes to kiss Henry, who returns the kiss immediately, greedily, tongue brushing against his in a way that makes Alex's brain short circuit just as much as it did a year ago. A year ago. It still does something to him, stirs something deep inside him that makes his entire body feel like pure mush. It's a memory burned so bright in his mind - cold air, a buzz in his veins, a tree in a quiet garden, fingers gripping his face, soft lips against his. The night his world turned on its axis and shifted toward Henry, altering his path and forever tilting him closer." Or, Alex and Henry on New Year's Eve, one year after their first, and Alex wants it to be special.

All Booked Up by allmylovesatonce

A book tearing up the Bestseller’s List is quickly shoved into Alex’s hands via June and Nora. Despite his resistance, he’s taken in by the book and its whirlwind romance. When Nora insists they all go to a reading with the mysterious author, Alex is drawn in by H. G. Fox, hanging on his every word. When they meet after the signing, it sets him on a path he’d thought was impossible.

Are You Screwing With Me? by railmedaddy

Alex is only downloading Grindr because he’s curious. It doesn’t fucking mean anything, right? And when he answers a call for help from a very hot neighbour – who has no business having a shoulder-to-waist ratio like that – he’s just being friendly. It definitely doesn’t mean that he’s going to discover things about himself that he’d assumed were just passing curiosity. Or, the Grindr meet-cute AU

Yo Te Guiero A Ti by lucy_in_the_sky

“So,” Henry starts again, setting the now empty beer bottle down with a decided thud. “You want to bottom, but are having trouble fingering yourself and making it feel good?” He asks, voice deeper than usual. “Yeah, that’s pretty much it,” Alex shrugs, still feeling half turned on and half mortified. “And you want my help with fingering yourself?” Henry asks, slightly incredulously. And fucking hell, that’s exactly what he wants, even though he technically only asked for Henry’s advice, not his help actually fingering him. “Would you help me?” Alex breathes out, the question barely a whisper.

We were staying in Paris by hollybibble

Henry wakes up with Alex for the first time in Paris. He's desperately in love but still managing to convince himself he is in control...until Alex calls him 'baby.' Cameo appearance by Henry's leather polo gloves.

Piping and Draping on a Saturday Night by cmere

Dear Alex, Please consider this email confirmation that I am available to help supervise students at the End of Semester Dance on Saturday, December 19th. Do let me know if there is anything I should prepare in advance. I look forward to working with you. Sincerely,Professor Henry Fox, Ph.DHistory Alex doesn't really understand why boring and pretentious Professor Henry Fox volunteers to help out at his students' events every semester, but he needs all the help he can get, so he's just gonna have to put up with him.

don't be surprised, baby (it's just me) by pissedofsandwich

Henry reflects on his relationship with touch over the years.

love dares you, to change our way of caring about ourselves by kapplebougher

Henry has read it all: fairy-tales of princes and their courters, unsung histories of kings and their secret lovers, and he has read all their happy endings. But he is not a prince in a fairy-tale, and he has always thought his own secret love story was likelier to end in tragedy. Perhaps it’s time that changed. (Or, Henry’s POV the morning after The Great Claremont-Diaz Ambush at Kensington Palace)

I'd Cross Oceans by 14hpgirl19

Dating a prince is hard. Dating a prince when you're the son of the President is even harder. Alex is done with barely seeing Henry. When Henry gets sick while in London, Alex decides to take matters into his own hands. (And if he ends up with a fiance at the end of it, even better.)

watch before it ends by indomitablelove

He should be working on this essay so he can spend more time with Henry this weekend. He really, really should be working on this essay. But. But. Henry is going live on Instagram. --- that's it, that's the fic.

you turned a moment (into forever) by viciouslyqueer

Sharing an apartment with Alex had seemed like a good idea at first. They’re best friends, prices in Brooklyn are absurd, and they had both been in urgent need of residence – it only made sense. Except for the small, tiny, teeny, barely there fact that Henry has been in love with Alex from the first moment he laid eyes on him. And the fact that Alex doesn’t know, and can never find out.

#rwrb #henry x alex #firstprince #first prince #fic rec #rec list #rwrb rec list #i am not as funny as i think i am i apologize

[demarogue]

Gunna say something and it’s not gunna be as gracious and measured as what some of my friends have said.

This is a message for the ship warriors of ACOTAR. It applies more broadly but this is honestly the most toxic dysfunctional fandom I have ever had the pleasure(???) of participating in, so it’s mostly for this one.

You all need to get a fucking grip.

These characters are not real. The world SJM has created is not real. I love the books as much as anyone can, I have reread them many times and they are my preferred escapism when I’m having a shitty time but it is just that — escapism.

You know who IS real? The fanfic author you’re dragging. That’s a real person. The artist who made a picture of a ship or a character you don’t like is a real person. The other fans who have theories you don’t like or opinions you disagree with are real people. (The author herself is also a real person, though I suspect that statement might get me dragged. This isn’t really about her, though.)

If someone is unable to remember which of these things are imaginary and which are real, and uses their fandom presence to genuinely hurt a REAL PERSON because they disagree with them about a ship — that’s shitty, toxic behavior. That’s not neutral behavior. I hope people in this fandom start blocking those folks en masse because they need to lose their followings. I’m gunna go a step further and say that if you continue to follow/support people who are doing this, that’s not neutral behavior either.

Apologies really don’t mean anything if the behavior continues.

I made a space (on discord) that is zero drama because the way this fandom operates on tumblr and tiktok and the bird website is atrocious. I did that specifically so I can kick people out if they cannot treat others with respect. If you want to come hang, you can dm me (I’m not posting the link publicy again because I’m not interested in playing whack-a-mole with trolls). It’s 18+ only, for ethical reasons.

I will not be entertaining excuses and devil’s advocates and he-said-she-saids about the situation I’m referring to. If it reminds you of something, it probably applies. If you were involved, I hope you make actual amends to the person you hurt. And I hope everyone across fandoms gets their act together for 2023.

It’s supposed to be fun, y’all. It’s supposed to be joyful.

#fandom #acotar

[enpr-ss]

Descending into Double Life Insanity here I gooooo:

And immediately Scar and Bdubs continue the tradition of watching someone do their intro and heckling Etho for his terrible upload schedule (yet another strong techno vibe). ETHO’S JEALOUS THAT HE DIDNT GET BDUBS LOL The disappointment from BOTH OF THEM. Joel didn’t even need to say it. Incredible. And of course Etho immediately tries to figure out the loopholes in the shared damage / slight kickback. PERFECT CUTOUT SCREAM. TANGO DIED?!?? LOL. and is that how the ranchers found each other? Their mischievous shenanigans… truly a pair. “EEFO! CAREFUL” the first of many. JOEL DIED BY BREAKING THE BOAT?!? THE ENDERMAN?? AGAIN??? SECOND TO TANGO??? IN THE FIRST EPISODE??? LOOOOOL HIS CRINGEFAIL LOSER STREAK CONTINUES. Why didn’t they eat. They’re both so stupid omg. Huh is this the origin of Boat Boys. There’s absolutely no way that Scar doesn’t know. He’s gotta be trolling Grian. Bro is too tired to craft a fishing rod. He actually led the pillagers to bdubs. Omg. That was so chaotic.

Why is Joel wearing Etho’s face. Why. Etho and his extremely flammable bases. Why. Divorce Quartet is so toxic omg. And Bdubs and Impulse sowing seeds of doubt, doing to Etho what he tried to do to them. Etho with his insane eye for eye punishment. “Just a little bit short, just like in real life” WARDEN??? Everyone must have been watching the achievements and going wild. I cannot believe they put the enchanter down there. Everyone flees with extra flee while Impulse and Etho are just CHILLING. IMPULSE AND ETHO HAVE PLOT ARMOR!!! Omg what a lovely boat. THE RELATION-SHIP?!? LOOOL. The etho face actually coming in clutch. Gossip girls omg. AND THEY ARE BACK ON THEIR PILLAGER BULLSHIT. How did Joel not see Pearl right there. Pearl is such a crazy ex holy shit.

“I’m going to do a little bit of resource gathering” say Impulse right as Etho and Joel waterfalls away having already mined all of it. Voice prox setting off the shriekers is actually so good. Tango… wool and nametag?? Is he going to bring the warden up? And also look at Boat Boys pysching out Jimmy. Desertduo falling apart at the seams. Joel is so ride or die with Etho’s crazy ideas. Cleo and Martyn yikes. And Boat boys bullying Jimmy again. How does Etho always follow along with Scar’s shenanigans. Look at them heckling Bdubs. Pearl is CRAZY. Babysitting went so well. “He took me to a bad place….” With all the arrows. ALL THAT DIGGING WITH THAT DISTRACTION AND LIKE HALF THE SERVER AND THEY DIDNT EVEN FIND IT. MOLES INDEED. “How about I sell you some sugarcane, Joel I will sell yOU SOME SUGARCANE” as he finds it. Truly a watcher voice moment right there. LOL. JOEL’S INVENTORY WAS FULL HAHAHAAH. That whole thing was such a circus! And then Tango’s Warden. Of course Joel shoots it and is cowering from it on a tower. And of course everyone gathers round to punch desertduo into the Warden’s waters. That was fucking wild.

They are fishing the warden??? They’re nuts. Joel-Grian-Etho standoff LOL. Fishing shenanigans never fails to be utterly hilarious. And Grian stuck the landing!!!! That was pretty cool. THE WARDEN FLEW SO HIGH AND LANDED RIGHT AMONG THEM OH MY GOD. AND IT DIED FROM FALL DAMAGE??? HAHAHAAH. THE SHEER PANIC AND GRIEF. Omg I thought they were going to die there. Etho with the clutch save but also with the bad ideas. “It’s good to be lit as the children say.” “You are hip and trendy and down with those kids.” “Don’t patronize me, you 35-year old man.” “I’M 29!!” Of course Scar stole the enchanter. Why does he keep doing that. What was that Etho growl before the chain fishing. Of course Joel dies; what did they expect. THE FIRST RED MURDER!!! Rip Scott. He was disappointed but not surprised; even set his spawn LOL. The moment Joel goes red he’s speedrunning unhingedness. He’s bloodthirsted killed Pearl just like how Pearl killed him in Last Life. Rip Scott indeed. And then it happens again LOL. And of course they get double poisoned. Etho saving their gear and their lives there. Joel goes for Scar and Etho for Grian. They are SO scared. Scar back on his enchanter bs. Scar keeping quiet because his pandas lives hang in the balance. When Joel goes all high pitched HAHAHA The way Scott Cleo and Joel all turn and look at Etho like he’s the only one that can understand what’s going on with Bdubs and his horse breeding!!! The moment Tango has access to the enchanter and Boat Boys and basically everyone is so down to murder the Ranchers!!! Nothing beats Voice prox mod when someone is falling or ascending. That was a pretty cool clutch from Scar. Grian keeps using end of the session for his advantage lol. HE KILLED JIMMY!!!

REN WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Boat boys in sync as they both shoot the TNT minecart; Etho breaks it and Joel picks it up.

LOL Bro blowing up all those pandas was horrifying omg. THE ENCHANTER WAS IN THE CHEST THE ENTIRE TIME. IT WAS JUST HIDDEN UNDER ONE BLOCK. THEY COULD HAVE ACCIDENTALLY BLOWN IT UP. Etho what you saying. You’re comparing Joel to a Tiger??? Bro his ego will never be the same again. What have you done. Grian is definitely a distraction and a lure. WHAT IS THAT FACE. WHAT.

Tango and Jimmy come crawling back HAHAH. Etho condescending to them about water elevators Desert duo cowering from the reds and then the zombie gets them. LOL. AND THEN A CREEPER ENDERMEN GETS JIMMY LOOOOOL. OH MY GOD. The Red Army actually got them. ETHO BARELY SET THE TNT TRAP, THE MOST OBVIOUS TRAP IN THE WORLD, BEFORE SCAR IS BRIDGING OVER TO STEAL IT. I HAD THOUGHT IT WAS SITTING THERE LONG ENOUGH THAT NO ONE WAS SCARED OF IT BUT NO. NOT EVEN A MINUTE GOES BY AND SCAR JUST GETS HIMSELF BLOWN UP. HAHAHAHAA. Joel is so happy that a trap worked first try. Jellie in a backpack is adorable though. Grian is just accepting of his fate; he’s done. (Why are we here, just to suffer) What is that whole conversation with Impulse and Bdubs. They’re so weird. Fire spreads real fast on this server huh. “The ship burns everything burns”. Boat boys just egging each other on. That long look at Box earlier was just perfect foreshadowing. OH MY GOD ETHO NEARLY DIED BUT REN GOT IT!!! That’s so many deaths in one episode. Oh Scar absolutely burned it down, look at him hiding behind Grian. Scar literally hurt himself IRL out of indignation over the enchanter.

“Honey I’m home!” ETHO. Joel LOTR nerd. Ah yes Grian with the same idea as Etho with the bubblevator tnt. But this time he said it louder so they did it and probably didn’t work since Joel did it. Scar third wheeling Boat boys and all of them then heckling Grian as he sets up the sculk sensor trap. At least he redeems himself by setting off the tnt trap intentionally. Etho aiming his crossbow right at Scott and him being unaware until he turns around, along with all the frantic whispering due to the warden, is such a classic movie scene. Joel is SO concerned and guides Etho out with the sound of his voice LOL. He did choose Joel’s water over Bdubs’ ladders but the water ran out. Rip Pearl. What is this polycule. Wait did Bdubs and Impulse really trap the portal? Doesn’t seem like their style. And given the smooth stone + dirt it kinda seemed like their portal linked up with another one. Huh. THEIR BEDS WERE TOGETHER LOL. Ah yeah they figured it out too. Omg if the ship burns everything burns. Including them.

This series was so fast-paced and dramatic! The pairs really brought out something within each other. It's always great to see laidback people go feral on red. And all the jokes about "welp guess I'll just die" because their partner was doing something dangerous NEVER gets old. Truly the stuff of fanart and fanfiction. Grian must have been scrolling too much on Twitter when he decide to go through with this idea.

[ask-turnedtechgodhead]

Where's everyone?

oh shit yeah should probably actually fill yall in if youre seeing this or fill you in on the fuck all i know right now anyway which shouldnt take long

however the fuck youre getting these anyway at this point im just assuming its time loop bullshit because lets be real its always time loop bullshit isnt it theres infinite daves out there all drowning in time loop bullshit but i guess its almost weirdly reassuring? like i dont remember doing any of this shit right this version of me hasnt ever stolen stupid ass recordings from an alternate me to give to... whoever yall are assuming youre from earth c so hey guess in a roundabout way this documentary bullshit worked and that means at some point ill have the ability to do time loop bullshit again and that shitll be the happiest day of my life fuck everything i said about never touching time shit again dropped that shit like it was hot and now im on my knees digging through the dirt like some poor sap who just rejected the love of his goddamn life just because she was a mole woman like yeah sure shes got fucked up hands and she cant see shit but fuck dude one look at how quickly she tunnels away is all it takes to realise that she could be the one for you especially if you can use those tunnels to get back to uh yeah

anyway isnt that the question of the goddamn century

far as i can tell the other three all landed here too cant get hold of egbert but im assuming hes busy creating creepy ass cake sculptures or whatever the fuck it is they do for family reunions over in the egbert household

so his dad and roses mom make five

...maybe six. havent seen bro around but itd be weird if the game didnt throw his ass back here with everyone else right so make that five and a half i guess and uh

...no one else we think anyway cant get a hold of the trolls or the other humans so far hell the trolls handles aint even showing up on pesterchum and i know for a goddamn fact they were harassing us around now so thats...

...

also since apparently that shit wasnt bad enough the universe went hey yknow whatll be great youll fucking love this bro trust me so you remember puberty right yeah what if you had to do that shit all over again lmao have fun with that

#dave strider #homestuck #turntechgodhead

[dearweirdme]

https://www.tumblr.com/dearweirdme/727358592780550144/httpstwittercomnochujimistatus16973705232928?source=share

ok so why haven't we ever heard of said "private trip" except for the brief mention by taehyung before he cut himself off when jk went into the room and for some reason he didn't try bringing it up again? whenever tae tells a story about him and jk he always does so when jk isn't present, and when jk IS present his version of the story always differs from tae's version.

two examples off the top of my head are:

1. during that same vegas live with hobi, jimin, tae and jk, jungkook mentioned that jimin started boxing and will be his new boxing partner, and jimin said that the lessons are fun so far, so taehyung chimed in that he started boxing with jk and it was also fun, so jk went "oh that? we only did it once because you wanted to try and i was playing along" 🤷

2. during festa 2022 the members were talking about their dorm and their sleeping arrangements and tae dropped a—temporary until jk clarified it—bomb about how him and jk shared this room, when IMMEDIATELY hobi and jk jumped in to clarify how they had a divider and they didn't actually sleep together.

prior to that instance, there were no stories about taekook having ever shared a room, but taehyung likes to stir shit up and tell only halves of a story and leave the rest to (tkkrs’) imaginations.

do yall not realize that taehyung likes to troll? he always does so and he never takes responsibility for how serious his—supposedly harmless—trolling ends up circulating the fandom.

another situation of him trolling (tkkrs) was when the members started doing their 7 tattoos and taehyung had mentioned before that he will go with jk to get it. the day jk's tattoo was revealed by the tattoo artist taehyung posted a fake one on his arm between his 'elephant' moles and caused havoc in the fandom bc tkkrs insisted that it was real (despite how clearly it looked like a sharpie pen) because he promised he'll do it with jk 🥺, until it was revealed later by polyc that tae hadn't in fact gone with jk and it was jimin who accompanied all of the members when they went to get their own tattoos.

taehyung has a quirky personality and he likes to troll, but sometimes he doesn't realize how harmful his trolling can be especially when it comes to stuff related to jk because tkkrs are unhinged and will take any crumb they can and turn it into something its not, but alas.

Hi anon!

Yes, what could possibly be the reason of us not having heard of things like Tae and Jk traveling together or sharing a room?

I would really like to kick people like you out of fandom, you clearly want to think badly of Tae and you cannot deal with the thought of Jk reciprocating even his friendship. You use word like 'trolling' and 'quirky' but what you really mean to say is that Tae is a liar and that he uses Jk and that Jk does not like that. Well, sucks to be you, because you are missing out on understanding a really special person and a realy special bond.

#there are so many instances of Jk instigating #and were it shows jk loves Tae right back #this anon does not deserve to have it spelled out though #nothing I dislike more than people who do not even try to see beyond their ships #taekook

[randomnameless]

I got a new term for these trolls: those who slither in the fandom. It kinda makes sense, they go around causing havoc and sealioning, and they see anyone who doesn't side with them, specifically women, as traitors. The only thing missing is their nukes.

Lol

Sadly they're more effective than the real mole people, since they managed to harass at least two persons off Tumblr...

#Anon #Replies #Fandom woes

[sasster]

👀 hare what is your least favorite thing about mole & owl

>Hare lets out a relieved sigh, happy to shift the conversation from whatever the hell he started the evening with.

"My leeaassst favorite thing about the loooves of my life."

>He taps on his chin, humming loudly as he considers this.

"Notice that they don't talk so much? Especially our little birdy. I don't like sitting in silence. Get real antsy, lose my focus about it too.

Easy fix! I just never shut up instead."

Looking for the truth? You found it! Send some 👀’s and a question and my troll has to answer honestly

#hare #anonymous #askter #mlems

[myth-lord]

Could you explain which monster from Mythika is closest to each original monster from Dungeons and Dragons?

Oh, I'll try.

Most of the D&D monsters had their own creature one way or another in my project, but I cut most of them.

Behir = Beithir, but I don't use it anymore.

Bulette = There are some South American creatures resembling armadillo-humanoids that could fit this role I guess, but I don't use them, my Buggane is a digging big monster.

Gibbering Mouther = I think the Butatsch comes closest.

Beholder = I know not many like it, but I use Issitoq, Aghash, Guarana and Aten for this role, Aten being a holy Beholder of light, Aghash being the traditional evil beholder and Issitoq being more of a single eyeball that spots sinners, Guarana is like a plant beholder.

Cloaker = Rumptifusel and Cuero are pretty much aquatic and furry versions of this awesome D&D creature.

Red Dragon = Gaasyendietha

White Dragon = Asdeev

Black Dragon = Zirnitra

Green Dragon = I don't use anything that looks like it because I already have green Wyverns.

Blue Dragon = A strange version of Hala/Ala could work, but I don't use Hala that way, they are wind demons in Mythika.

Gold Dragon = Fafnir and Pixiu, fafnir being an EVIL gold dragon in Mythika and Pixiu being the good one.

Naga = The D&D naga come back in the demonic Ajatar in Mythika, but I don't use naga's.

Marilith = I love the Marilith, but I don't use anything like her in Mythika, closest come the female Gegenees I use, but they don't have the serpent lower-body.

Balor = My Fulad-Zereh comes close to this awesome demon.

Hamatula = I love this creatures appearance, and kinda use it for my Nadubi, which are humanoid chupacabra in Mythika.

Destrachan = While looking nothing like it, the Bukavac has the same sound-based abilities and powers in Mythika.

Remorhaz = Kugdlughiak is just this.

Aboleth = This mutant catfish, well, Lilyi and Namazu kinda have it's appearance, while it's mutant slime comes back in Muirdris, Huallepen and Amhuluk.

Mind Flayer, Grell and Intellect Devourer = My Ewah (very different in real mythology) is a madness creature, born from a sick, corrupted mind, it looks kinda like the D&D Grell, but is born from a human brain much like the Intellect Devourer, the Iku-Turso in Mythika kinda looks like an Aquatic Mind Flayer, but the Mind Flayers psychic abilities come back in Fear Liath, Satori, and the need to feed on brains and tentacles come back into my version of the Nandi Bear (Kerit). Then there is the Egregore which is also a walking psychic brain creature in Mythika.

Abyssal Maw = Taotie and Gulon, maybe Khodumodumo.

Purple Worm = Well I have the Skolex (indus worm), Death Worm (olgoi-Khorkhoi) and the Minhocao which comes most close to the Purple Worms size and looks.

Oozes = A Bao A Qu, Globster and Morko are oozes in Mythika. Nurikabe is a Flesh Ooze in Mythika.

Gorgon (the bull) = Khalkotauroi.

Shambling Mound = I used Jidra for this, but since Abookofcreatures made that into another creature I just use the aquatic version of the Shambling Mound now, called Berberoka.

Orc = I don't use orcs themselves as they aren't from any Myth, but they are kinda close in behavior with my human Berserkers, which were born for war.

Owlbear = I have the mole-bear called Buggane lol.

Rust Monster = I don't have a rust monster, but the Bulgasari (a iron-eater from Korean myths) eats rust in Mythika.

Carrion Crawler = Rompo look very VERY different, but are also corpse eaters, same with Psoglav and Gaki. In appearance, I don't have maggots, but I do have caterpillars called Awd Goggie which look a bit like this.

Displacer Beast = I'm not a fan of Lovecraft or anything like that, don't have tentacle pussies, but Mngwa and Pard come pretty close to this, Mngwa has the same abilities of displacements.

Giants = Don't care for Hill Giants, I have two headed stone trolls (porotai), but don't have stone giants, Hrimpursar are Frost Giants, Cacus is a Fire Giant and don't really care for Cloud and Storm giants.

Golems = I have one creature called just Golem, which can change depending on what it touches, if it touches iron it changes into an iron golem and when it touches diamond it turns into a diamond golem. Invunche is my Flesh Golem, Terra-Cotta is my Clay Golem, Celedon is my Gold Golem Angel. Never cared for Stone Golems, but the golem touching stone will become a stone golem anyway.

Aurumvorax = I love this creature, but Gold-Digging Ants, Ramidreju and Alicanto have the same abilities.

Vargouille = Say hello to Chon-Chon.

Treants = Inulpamahuida comes closest, though they are evil. Zuttib

Drider = I don't use spider-centaurs in my project, but Jorogumo comes closest.

Duergar and Drow = Not a fan of dwarves and elves anymore, I don't use anything that looks like them.

Belker = Enenra, duh.

Mimic = I used the Baldanders for this role, but now my Gardinel (a giant house/hut creature) is much like the mimic.

Myconid = Well, Nuno, Kayeri and Radande are all humanoid toadstools/mushrooms/fungus in mythika.

Peryton = While this isn't a real myth creature, my Valravn has the same abilities and lust for hearts.

Lizardman ect = Intulo

Crawling Claw = Itqiirpak is a very big version and the Oniate is a mummified version.

Nightmare = Each Tened is all this and does it all better.

Lich and Dracolich = Kholkikos is my undead dragon, Tupilaq are bone creatures that can turn into anything using bones, also dragons, and the lich is pretty much coming back in both Djieien (lich spider) and Koschei the Deathless, which is an unique boss in Mythika.

Dragon Turtle = Longgui, but it is actually the same creature.

Flail Snail = Lou Carcolh, for most part.

Obliviax or Memory Moss = Mbielu-Mbielu comes pretty close, though it prefers giant dinosaur-like creatures instead of humanoids.

Ankheg = Burrowing bugs, maybe Myrmecoleon which is a giant Antlion in mythika. Nidhogg is a burrowing dragon, which behaves much like Ankheg.

Bullywug = Vodyanoi, Cmuch, Bolotnik ect are all frog-humanoids.

There are much more, but if you have another D&D creature I left out of this list in your head, just ask me.

Others like Medusa, Minotaur, Harpy, Manticore, Chimera, Hydra, Imp and all others from REAL mythology are in but they are pretty much the same in many cases.

[waiting-on-a-dream]

Penny for your thoughts? (Part 2)

@linawritesocs Here you go!

Vance Mintberry

His character design in so cool! The teal highlights are *chef's kiss*, and he's adorably short, fitting in with his 'little brother' vibe! The jacket and shoes that he wears with his school uniform are so? cute?? as well??? Green and pink colour scheme yes!! 💚💗

“𝚒 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚏 𝚒 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎.” His scary voice lines do intrigue me a lot! 👀 I wonder what lore you have in stall for him, I'm certainly waiting to find out! I think there's a bit of self-awareness in there, seeing as he seems to know the player? Or rather the existence of the player?

His backstory is kinda sad though. :( I don't know what its like to be underestimated or babied too much, but I can imagine it must have been rather frustrating for Vance. Its also really interesting that he continues to act like 'Heartslaybyul students' little brother' when he doesn't want to be treated like a kid. Old habits die hard? He really likes the attention? Who knows.

Allen Snowhill

His character design is 👌👌👌. I love his hair, and his blue eyes and popping! His joke about trolls when asked about his white hair is quite funny too! I wonder what's the real reason for his white streak of hair though? Is it the same thing that happened in Frozen?

I would like to know how he's creepy or weird though. Other ocs of yours do say that he's unsettling, but I've yet to see how he's unsettling in a scenario or something. Is he a stalker like Rook?

The thing about Allen is that I can only remember him interacting with other people. I can't imagine how he's like when he's alone. 🤔 Weird extroverts, I guess?

Austin Valiente

I'm gonna be honest with you, Lina, I really didn't remember anything about Austin except that he's mean and knows mechanic stuff until I read his profile again. He isn't your most memorable oc, and I don't remember you mentioning him a lot either. 😬

But I will say that he looks super cool! His blue, brown, and black colour scheme works really well together~! I love the little mole on his left cheek too! Ehe, looks kinda kissable. He'd kill me, but still.

I don't know if he has a sad backstory reason (like Minnie) as to why he's so mean to everyone, but I will call him a horrible person regardless. Roasting people and making them cry, making them beg for help, and hypocritically calling Idia a 'pathetic weeb' makes him seem like he's being mean for no reason??? I don't like outwardly mean people like that, which is probably why I forgot about him in the first place-

#vance mintberry #allen snowhill #austin valiente #I mean no offence for Austin's part! Just voicing my true thoughts

[poetrypage-for-anewage]

Like a two headed emu

I can't see you

But I see you

But you only see me

You don't see me

As me

For me

I try to be

Just be

Me

But I don't see me

I see me

"But I'm so different"

Different doesn't matter to me

But I like different

Different is good

Because the world is in chaos

Because our universe is entering a new state of conciousness

Were all connected

The world is in chaos

We all feel neglected

The pepole

The ones we elected

The ones we neglected

That make us feel small

Because we do nothing at all

They have all

The power

We say

We have the power

We don't use ourselves to the fullest

Were fools wasting

Lives to the fullest

"He lives our lives."

Say this twice to real lives

Say that twice to win

Meaningless prizes

If you cant open your eyes

To see whats in front of you

There lies

The real prize

I wanted to say

The there lies

The real price

Real ize

Realeyes

See realies

Dont accept lies

Don't accept

Realize

Live and grow

Understand

The world around

Rhetoric

You

Me

We

Us

All

Rhetorical

You

Me

We

Them

They

Us

All

We

Us

Them

They

All

Rhetorical Rhetoric meant

The Rhetorical Rhetoric Mint

"The Rhetorical Rhetoric Mint, meant.."

What did it mint?

"oh it meant that it mint."

Rhetoric

"Did you get what that meant?"

Bigger picture

Do you know what rhetoric meant?

Let me

Say that facetiously

Fearfully spoken

Like a king

Without is broken

Like a king

Without his throne

Is broken

Open

Your eyes

Your prize

Come alive

First times

Misunderstood Missinterpretations

Reelctin vetrins

They do the same thing

They know how

They want to live

We dont know

How to live

At the bottom

Where we live

Up

In the sky

In your mind

Where we live

Choose to live

Fly only means

In the sky

Fly in the sky

Fly

Any means

Too many

Means

Too many

Things

I only mean

Many things

I

Is

Us

Rhetoric about

Rhetorically

Running about

"talkin'bout"

The rhetoric

"he talkin'bout"

Don't scream

Don't shout

You dont

"you don't gotta.."

Shout back

Quick

Fast

Re

Act

Re

Lapse of time

Judgement

Laps

Laps of judgement

Lacks

Judge mint

Judge meant

Mint

The judge

He said it

Its made of stone

Carry the weight

Of

His throne

It is

It is known

He's made of stone

Can't move

The laws

Made us

I

You

Me

We

Made

The laws

Rhetorically

It is

"some rhetoric bull shit bout to be clout, jealous cuz he dont do himSELF out but wanna shout bout these otha niggas outdoin themselves out side wit tha cameras tryna get people to follow them for their prize. See they get paid a price per eyes that view their lives on the internet so thsts how they live their lives. On the internet. Thats what they about"

On the internet

Don't sweat

The internet

Enter debate

On the internet

Enter

Web on

Me And I

Just entered

The webs

The weebs

The trolls

"more like moles"

Rhetorical rhetoric

They might as well be

Moles live in

Dark holes

Scared of the light

They adapted

All they know

Is dirt

Livin

In the dirt

Scarred

To come out

Into the light

Shadows

Illuminated

In the light

All shadows

Disappear in the light

So shadows

Convince you

"Dont go out in the light."

"they'll see me"

For you,

Me

For me

You

For you

Us

For us

All

We

Are

Is

People

Normal

Average people

Well

Not all

Of us

Deep

Well,

"That's deep as a well!"

Well, we'll go

Dig a well

Digging

For gold

Oh,

Well?

Oh well

Oh we'll

Oh we'll go

Oh well, we'll go

We

We've got

We've got to

We've got to dig

"oh well we'll go, we've got to go dig a well"

We'll discover

Uncover

Our selves

Discover ourselves

And

Uncover

Our selves

So

We can

Grow

Another

Grow another

Self

So we can uncover what's really going on

Whats rhetoric?

What

Does he

Mean rhetoric

I

Mean

I mean

What does he mean

Rhetorical rhetoric

I

Should

Look up

Rhetorical rhetoric

Then

Then this

Then this means

Than this

Then this means that that than this

Rhetorical rhetoric means

Your talkin bout this, but mean that

I'm talkin

About that

Rhetorical

Rhetoric

Get it.?

#flow of conciousness #conciousness #self concept #higher self #selfwritten #self awareness #self development #self esteem #self help #my poems #my poetry #my post #my poem #virgo #manifestation #stream of consciousness #wake up #awake #spiritual awakening #the great awakening #twcpoetry #poetry book

[frostbite-the-bat]

OK this time I wad a less pleasant dream

Warning for mentions of gore and animal harm

- in my dream I heard from mole that someone made a funny pacesetter.exe game using Mario 64 for some reason so I downloaded it but when we tried running it, it didn't work

I continued on my life then, and did my art and other things... Until my computer began acting weird and slow and so I restarted it. The internet has been acting weird in the dream beforehand too but that's unrelated - I went on my switch to play games but then I saw my screen light up and I see my wallpaper has changed

I walk over and it's text saying that my computer is being watched and hacked by devs of the game and that I'm dumb for downloading it - and for me to appease them I have to put Toontown fanart into one of the folders in the game files

I go through the files and there's many gore images, mostly of dead animals. I get to the folders without images and I make a text file and start typing, and here's what I remember typing:

"Hello, I am Guzma / Cathal, but I'm mostly known as Frostbite-The-Bat in the community. (Can't remember) I apologize for whatever I've done that has angered you. Please inform me of any other ways I can appease you -"

And I get cut off and windows start moving around and my cursor starts being hard to control. Another text file opens up and text starts appearing that I don't remember but it was very memey and jokey and clearly tried intimidating me. They used fonts and ominous messages - but I saw these were trolls who do this for fun and so I joined in, hoping that'll get me on their side.

"Oh, and you'll type THAT using the halloween font, right?"

"yeah right"

And then we both began fucking around with the fonts for a while, seeing that a lot of them even morphed into images that'd overlay the whole text. Some were more weird, like a foot frozen in ice and some little animal on an Ai generated green colored torso in a dentists office

Once I had more control again, I continue typing in my own text post:

"I am only typing this formally now, believe me I don't speak like this often. I don't have anything to offer aside from art due to my living conditions. Please, from one TTCC fan to another, what can I do to stop you from hacking my computer?"

Some time then passes and I hear a voice, which sounded Exactly like snapcube Eggman showing me things in a presentation with various drawings - supposedly the images of animals they had were from the group who made this game

"so yknow those machines that exist to make those flavored burgers. you put a soda in the bottom and it squeezes it and it then goes up. WELL SO WE THOUGHT what if we put a chicken in there? and so we did. and when we did it SQUISHED IT and all the organs went up, and the skin and the bones remained on the bottom where it crushes those cans! then yknow how it poops out the soda can remains? it did so with the chick, too, it looked really gross. we read something online that chicks can survive with one drop of water and so we injected it with water in the forehead. then, it slowly got up! with no blood or anything, it was loving again! this was it can grow it all back and we can repeat the process without buying any new animals!"

And the machine looked like this on the presentation:

It then began showing the baby chick in detail, and I was getting really uneasy and so I woke up.

I have in fact overslept my alarm even if it literally fucking blares VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT. also about my prev post I would be delighted to get The Fabled Ibuprofen We Love On Tumblr for my ouchies however I AM not getting up oh gooedudddgb hbhhhghhgjjjhjhjhjhmhnnjhh

Considering this dream was about Pacesetter I nerd to fill you in on the inside joke that, anytime I'm going through The Monthly Horrors, I call it "I'VE TURNED INTO PACESETTER" so that's that

I'm very glad it was real because getting hacked live like that is genuinely so fucking scary

#Guzma's dream journal

[nonprojectspecific]

TumblrCreatedConlang Worldbuilding Poll 12

The speakers of TumblrCreatedConlang live in a mountainous area with a Csc climate. They have an Early Medieval technology level and the majority of the speakers are orcs although  humans, dwarves, elves, gnomes, mole-people, fox-folk (artic fox), bear-folk (brown bear), giants, and trolls all minority presence. Magic is widely used and available.

#tumblr created conlang #poll #worldbuilding

[shattered-catalyst]

https://scruffydogcreative.tumblr.com/

Shamelessly promoting my comics blog

Hey guys I'm pushing out more activity onto my own comics and art making. As a goofy creative arts therapist with colorblindness I don't intend to be a professional or become an amazing high stakes webtoonist.

But what I would like to do is make comics that people feel witnessed and comforted by. That give the readers that sense of magic and wonder with the hard hitting punches of Miyaza.ki films. While keeping the innocence and fun of youth like sailo.r moon.

The Apothecarians

Focuses on minor dieties of healing who struggle with task paralysis and PTSD during the beginning of the first real war in their life times. They are stagnant and struggling to decide what to do until a magicless witch and her daughter Sumac come to work in their garden. Fable has trauma in spades and isn't willing to meet her employers friendliness but through many shenanigans and creative problem solving situations the Apothecarians and Fable begin learning how to communicate with one another.

This long slow burn of how do traumatized people build relationships is full of LGBTQIA goodness,random adventure, I'm breaking my hand drawing the backgrounds, the fantasy tropes are broke, there's humor, no one is all powerful, a crocodile runs a bathroom, there's multiple lores, mythos, languages etc for every region, did u know disabilities exist in fantasy? Omg???? There's integrated and diverse cities??? Like actual real life places??? There's no stupid ass evil culture or good culture. Like damn.

The Black Sheep

Remember that feeling you got when you realized a bunch of old people enlisted you in wars you didn't want to fight? Welcome to the hard-core rage of the Black Sheep: an all teen all kick ass group of sabotagers. They have fun taking back being cute, fight sex.uqlization of minors, and remind the world that a group of teens dressed in black is not to be fucked with.

kept safe under the watchful eye of an infamous sky pirate they take to the skies to defeat the war that's destroying the world. Breaking the gender binary, magic, and the laws of physics along the way.

Why? Because I fucking hate mo.e anime and I will destroy it even if it's through a stupid ass web comic.

" Troll Hunter" for lack of a better name

Takes place in this same universe where trolls with a secret plot driven sickness have gone berserk. The rest of the magical communities decide they must be put down and develop a school for Troll hunters.

It pays well and is highly respected career if not extremely dangerous given trolls are 20+ feet tall.

Our story focused on one Troll Hunter who prefers to work alone with his ice burrowing mole that he can use like a sled dog.

He believes that the trolls aren't beyond help and has a deeper relationship with them than anyone could ever guess. With the help of his epic investigation skills and medical knowledge he hopes he can develop something to save the trolls before its too late.

And " grumpy moss witch"

You ever wonder on your d and d campaign about that forbidden forest and who saves your sorry ass? Yeah that's this grumpy witch. Grumpy witch was a low graduate from witch school and has Issues they never became a fancy career witch. They just settled down in the most hazardous woodland and started rescuing the stupid people they come a crossed.

They also make cursed or blessed or just chaotic objects which they pass along to travelers.

The Blade Bakery

6 of the continents legendary assassins and thieves have banded together to retire! They've created a Bakery in an arid desert town on the gateway to the plains.

But their pasts are always just around the corner and there's a love interest at a certain bar qmd at a graveyard that has them all on edge.

Good thing they can pawn off children to their friend the grumpy witch in the woods!!! Wait what do you mean they don't exactly like kids!?

[19-bellwether]

Theory about [character] in Wandavision after watching episode 6. Spoilers for that obviously.

Is Quicksilver the MCU version, the Fox version, or someone else entirely? He has a lot of dialogue that contradicts itself, like not recognizing Vision but later knowing Vision died twice. My thoughts:

I don’t think it’s the MCU Quicksilver. He has knowledge of events after his death and disparages his own death by saying it happened for no reason at all. He’s also a dick to Wanda and has a completely different personality to MCU Pietro. Why would he come back with a new face if it’s the same Pietro? Wanda asks as much and he avoids answering, saying to just trust him.

If it’s Fox Quicksilver, there are questions that need answers. His “manchild” personality fits Fox Pietro, but he knows things he shouldn’t. Seeing how he would have been brought from another universe to play the role of a different Quicksilver, it’s possible he was given imperfect memories for it. Hence why he doesn’t have any tact about his and Vision’s deaths - he has the knowledge but not the emotional weight. However, this doesn’t explain why he knows Westfield is fake. More on that later.

Either way, Wanda didn’t bring him here. She’s clearly confused by his presence and questions if it’s really him. Before Pietro shows up, she says to Vision that she didn’t do this and insists multiple times she doesn’t know what started this event (but is taking advantage of it). I’ve got two ideas how Quicksilver got here.

The kids. At least one of them can sense the presence of people far away and they’ve both got Maximoff powers. Recall in episode 5 that Wanda told them she has a brother “far away.” Not dead. Perhaps the kids subconsciously reached out to Quicksilver but ended up with one from another universe, since the MCU one is dead. Anything to make dear old mother happy again.

Or the devil. AKA Mephisto in the Marvel universe. Pietro makes a lot of hell and devil references, and (possible spoilers) in the comics, the kids were created by Mephisto. Wanda doesn’t know where they came from in the show. Mephisto could have had a hand in creating Westfield to target Wanda for something, probably her powers. When Vision starts to rebel, Mephisto takes direct action by sending in the one person that could ground them again: Wanda’s lost brother. It could even be a mix of both, Mephisto using the kids to reach out to a Pietro.

So who is Quicksilver? I think it’s the Fox Quicksilver that’s been influenced by Mephisto. He still has his appearance and dickish personality, the latter made worse by the devil’s presence. He’s been given basic knowledge of the MCU timeline to fit in, though it’s full of holes and contradictions. Furthermore, Pietro knows Westfield is fake because Mephisto is using him as a mole. He deescalated Wanda’s and Vision’s argument, and in episode 6, he was awfully curious how Wanda pulled this off. He convinces her to open up, acting as the one person who agrees with what she’s doing. As her totally real brother, she can totally trust him.

After all, isn’t that what everyone in Westfield is doing? They’re being forced to be someone else and smile while doing it.

When the truth comes out and everyone is released from Westfield’s influence, Pietro will return to being Peter from the X-Men movies. From there, it’s anyone’s guess whether he’ll return to his universe or stick around. The MCU is planning to bring in the multiverse in the next Doctor Strange movie (which just so happens to feature Wanda), so hopefully the latter. They’ve got to introduce mutants eventually and Quicksilver could be the first.

There’s also the possibility that Quicksilver could be Mephisto in disguise and Evan Peters is just a troll cameo... but that's disappointing. I like brainwashed Fox Quicksilver introducing mutants and the multiverse much more.

And one more wildcard scenario. Referencing Doctor Strange’s multiverse movie, maybe Strange plucked a Quicksilver out of another universe and sent him in to try and find out what Wanda’s doing. It’s the mole theory again, except this time it’s a good guy influencing Pietro instead of a bad guy. It’d fit with Pietro questioning how Wanda did this and why he’s such an imperfect replacement for MCU Pietro.

#wandavision #wandavision spoilers #quicksilver #pietro maximoff #peter maximoff #long post #wanda maximoff #scarlet witch #mephisto