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starglowwos · 1 year

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so i did traffic lives incorrect quotes

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alexmeeksmartin · 1 year

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scream - incorrect quotes pt.i

a/n: currently sitting exams right now so have not had the time to write! here’s something small in the mean time :)

anika, on the first week of being roommates: i feel like you’re prioritising school over our friendship

y/n: i barely know you?

anika: fine, message received.

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chad, mindy, & y/n are locked in a room

y/n, hysterical and on the verge of tears: what if nobody looks down here?! you know, how are we going to survive? i had- i had a protein bar in my car, i don’t know why i didn’t bring it in oh my god-

chad: guys, if it comes to it, and i mean this… i want you guys to eat me

mindy, exasperated: as i’ve told you before, chad, in those elevators and traffic jams, i will NOT eat you.

y/n: okay, you’re saying that now, but we might not get out of here and we might need to start making tough decisions!

mindy: *sighs*

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chad: without you, sam, we’re just four idiots who moved to new york together

tara: you make us family, sam

sam: well, i’m like the cool rebel sibling of course

mindy: no, you’re the mom

y/n: yeah, definitely the mom

tara: look, sam, if you come back to us i’ll let you clean my room

sam: deal.

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y/n, in tears: i’m sorry

mindy: oh, y/n, crying… i don’t know what to do

mindy: pat pat. this feels wrong

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chad: i don’t know if y/n’s dreams can predict the future like mine can, but i do know that if something happened to anika… i couldn’t live with myself

chad: of course, i wouldn’t have to, because y/n and mindy would kill me.

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anika, getting out of the car: i’m leaving!

y/n: can’t you at least call an uber?

anika: you know they banned me for talking too much to the drivers!

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y/n: yeah, the band doesn’t go on till midnight

sidney: midnight?

y/n: okay, if you guys can’t hear me now, we’re gonna have some real problems at the club.

sidney: no problem

gale: no, we’re good. we’re good

y/n: i hope i can be as cool as you guys in thirty years.

gale: does y/n really think that we’re fifty?

sidney: no, y/n is just really bad at maths

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gale: here’s the thing i realised, you can’t get older if you never celebrate birthdays

y/n, dewey, and sidney coming out with a cake: happy bir-

gale, spraying them with water: no

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y/n: ethan, i was wondering if we could have a little chat

ethan: you want me to go home.

y/n: no, no, the opposite of that

ethan: i want you to go home?

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anika, confused but knowing that she’s in trouble: you want to tell me what i did?

y/n, mad: do you want to tell me what you did?

anika: i don’t know what i did

y/n: then i don’t know what you did.

anika: fine! i’m bored, i’m going

y/n: don’t forget your phone!

#tara carpenter #chad meeks martin #anika kayoko #ethan landry #mindy meeks martin #scream 6 #scream #scream vi #scream x reader #Spotify #sam carpenter #dewey riley #sidney prescott #gale weathers

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shinningraes · 1 month

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Incorrect Quotes

Arthur: There. How do I look?

João: Like a cheap French harlot.

Arthur: French?!

Alfred: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Kiku: What- how?

Alfred: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

Feliciano: What’s sexting?

Ludwig: I'm not having this conversation with you.

Matthew : I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Gilbert: Wow. They sound stupid.

Matthew : But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Gilbert: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Matthew : I guess you’re right. Hey Gilbert, I love you.

Gilbert: See! Just say that!

Matthew : Holy fucking shit.

Gilbert: If that flies over their head then, sorry Matthew , but they're too dumb for you.

Matthew : Gilbert.

Alfred: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Kiku : Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?

Feliciano : Ya know... it might be.

Francis, in a high voice, holding Barbie:Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Gilbert, in a deep voice, holding Ken:Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Antonio: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Francis: Playing systemic oppression.

Ivan: What state do you live in?

Matthew : Constant anxiety.

Arthur: Denial.

Gilbert: Perfection.

Alfred: NEW YORK!

Alfred: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Romano: Several traffic violations.

Kiku: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Matthew : Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Tolys: Also, that’s not our car.

#hetalia #aph hetalia #hws hetalia #hetalia incorrect quotes #aph incorrect quotes #aph america #aph england #aph canada #aph france #aph spain #aph south italy #aph prussia #aph lithuania #aph portugal #aph japan #aph germany #aph north italy

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bisheepart · 4 months

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Gregory: Vanessa got me a coat, but it's an extra large.

Cassie: Ah.

Gregory: So the sleeves go down to my knees.

Ellis: I forgot short people existed for a moment and had to think why that was bad.

Tony: *snorts*

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Cassie: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Elizabeth: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Cassidy: I dropped the hair dryer on my leg once.

Gregory: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Tony: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Evan: ... I have emotional scars...

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*The 'Not So Alone' Gang hanging out at the Afton House, and in the living room*

Michael, walks in and sees the boys with makeup on:... The fuck are you all doing?

Evan: Lizzie and Cassie wanted to do makeup practice... And Cassidy just likes to cause problems.

Michael: Well, you all look hilariously ridiculous! Oh man, can't wait to tell every-

Gregory: HEY CASSIE, LIZZIE! MICHAEL WANTS TO JOIN IN TOO!

Elizabeth: *gasps* Mikey! Come here I got so many good ideas for you!

Michael: No, no no no! *goes to run off* Stay away from me!

Cassidy: GET HIM!

*the girls chasing after Michael while he yells at them to leave him alone*

Tony: CAN'T MAKE FUN OF US IF YOU'RE ONE OF US!

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Gregory; hey, Freddy Fazbear's, if your pizza is $5.99 and I order two of them, where the fuck do you get $36 from?!

Cassie: *wheezes*

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Evan: I don't get how you do it.

Cassidy: Do what?

Evan: Make everything sound like a threat. That man looked like he was about to piss himself, and all you did was ask him to step aside so that we could get past. Even when I actively try to sound threatening, no one takes me seriously.

Cassidy: That's because you look and sound like the personification of a warm hug.

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Ellis: Who the fuck added me to the fucking group chat?

Charlie: >:O Language!

Tony: Yeah watch your fucking language.

Elizabeth: OKAY WHO TAUGHT TONY THE FUCK WORD?!

Cassidy: 'the fuck word'

Evan: Are you guys stupid? You say the f word all the time.

Gregory: Oh my God, he censored it.

Elizabeth: Say fuck, Evan!

Cassidy: Do it, Evan. Say Fuck

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Evan: You guys really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Tony: Several traffic violations.

Cassidy: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Ellis: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Gregory: Also, that’s not our car.

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Elizabeth: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Charlie: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

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Elizabeth: We're going to a candy store?!

Evan: What, no! It's night time, candy stores are closed.

Gregory: We're gonna rob a candy store?!

#fnaf #not so alone au #evan afton #michael afton #elizabeth afton #incorrect fnaf quotes #fnaf cassie #fnaf gregory #fnaf cassidy #charlie emily #ellis fnaf #ellis tftp #ellis tales from the pizzaplex #tony becker #tony tales from the pizzaplex #tony becker tales from the pizzaplex #swearing #tw swearing #this wasn't meant to be a not so alone AU one but it just kinda happened.

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augenblicklich-lila · 1 year

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cod incorrect quotes #11

Love y'all ♡

the usual jazz, mainly Y/N/Reader stuff, platonic and romantic. ♡♡♡

I actually did publish that one-shot so feel free to check it out :D The amount of time I spent hovering over that post button could've been spent doing sth productive. Oh well.

- Lila

・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛ ♛ （ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ━━✫・*。 ⊂　　ノ　　　・゜+. しーーＪ　　　°。+ *´¨)

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Y/N, pointing: May I sit there? König: That's my lap Y/N: That doesn't answer my question, König.

Price: Good morning. Ghost: Good morning. Gaz: Good morning. Soap: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Y/N: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS Soap: Now that's what I'm talking about!

Price: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? Gaz: Have everyone stand. Soap: Bring three more chairs! Ghost: The most important ones can sit down. Y/N: Kill three.

Y/N: Croissants: dropped Rudy: Road: works ahead Soap: BBQ sauce: on my titties Alejandro: Shavacado: fre Gaz: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Ghost: Ghost, grumpily: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you. (I bet most of them wouldn't know shit about vines but Y/N showed them and they haven't stopped making references since. Gaz however, would definitely know beforehand.)

Y/N, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Alejandro: Hey. Gaz: Hi. Ghost: Hello. Rodolfo: Hey! Y/N: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Soap: We were out of Doritos.

Ghost: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Soap: What if it bites me and it dies!? Gaz: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Soap, learn to listen. Alejandro: What if it bites itself and I die? Y/N: That’s voodoo. Alejandro: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Rodolfo: That’s correlation, not causation. Soap: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Y/N: That’s kinky. Ghost: Oh my God. Price: I don't think God can help us with this anymore.

Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’ Ghost: oh no Y/N: Sounds fake but okay Gaz: A flustered mess Soap: cries I love you too

Y/N: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Price: Several traffic violations. Ghost: Three counts of resisting arrest. Gaz: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Soap: Also, that’s not our car.

・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛ 　 ∧＿∧ （｡･ω･｡)つ━☆・*。 ⊂　　ノ　　　・゜+. しーＪ　　　°。+ *´¨) “Hie thee home, little wanderer.”

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chill-vibes-but-rainbow-panic · 2 months

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I originally wanted to draw some of these (and I still might), but I don't have the energy right now, so Incorrect Quotes textpost it is!

Bobby: Come on guys, nothing in life is free! Dante: Love is free. Mick: Knowledge is free. Lyle: Adventure is free! Sandra: Self-respect is free. Kilroy: Everything is free, if you take it without paying.

Ridley: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever, and you're all invited. Leila: ...If? Carter: Great! The only party I've ever been invited to, and she might not even die!

Carter: I would like to live a safe life, in which I am not forced to steal. Uncle Sly: God, you are extremely fucking selfish. Die! Carter: I am 13 years old.

Leila: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Theo: Several traffic violations. Ridley: Three counts of resisting arrest. Carter: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Izzy: Also, that's not our car.

Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Bobby: Shit. Kilroy: ...Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Lyle: OH MY GOD, MICK FELL OFF!

Kincaid: Release my brother! Kincaid: He did that shit, but I don't care!

Mr. Vernon: You're the love of my life and my best friend. I would do anything for you. The other Mr. Vernon: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Mr. Vernon: Absolutely not <3

Dean: How many kids do you have? Mr. Vernon: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Carter: *Gently taps table* Leila: *Taps back* Olly: What are they doing? Theo: Morse code. Carter: *Aggressively taps table* Leila: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Theo's brother: Please, bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste. Theo: I got spring water. Theo's brother: NO! Theo: With extra minerals. It's like licking a stalagmite. Theo's brother: DON'T COME HOME! Theo: Mmmmm, cave water.

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shadowxamyweek · 1 year

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Shadow lets his head finally fall into his hands.

They're sitting on an upturned bucket in the garage out behind the casino, the open bay door letting the smell of rain waft in from the alley alongside the buzz of early morning traffic.

He tries to swallow his heart, its frantic pulse clogging his throat, but it will not budge.

An ear twitches. Shadow listens to the flickies that have nested under the lamp outside as he drags his hands down his face.

He'll need to buy more bird feed soon. Spring is coming. There will be more of them.

Yes, yes that is a safe thought to entertain.

Shadow sits up as he goes over the logistics; How long does he need to feed then? How much food does he need to buy? Where can he get it on sale? Where can he store it?

Easy problems, with simple solutions. He's done this all before.

Shadow breathes in.

The attempt at peace is short-lived. Shadow hears Omega behind them, coming down the stairs from the apartment long before the door opens with a bang.

"ROUGE REQUESTS YOUR PRESENCE."

Shadow waves a dismissive hand.

"I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD BE AWARE THAT ROUGE GRANTED ME AUTHORIZATION TO BODILY TAKE YOU UPSTAIRS IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY WITH HER SUMMONS."

His shoulders go taunt, tight fists curling in his lap.

"You wouldn't."

"INCORRECT." Omega's heavy footfalls and hissing pistons do little to hide the peculiar whirring of a processor fan, the closest thing to a chuckle the robot has, as they approach. "I FIND THE CONCEPT ENTERTAINING. GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO, QUOTE, "CARRY SHADOW LIKE THE BIG BABY THEY ARE," ENDQUOTE, I WILL PROCEED WITH GREAT ENJOYMENT."

#shadamy story poll #2 #shadamy #shadowxamy #shadow the hedgehog #team dark #e 123 omega #okay so i don't normally write in present tense so this will be interesting XD #also i can't do polls on desktop so i keep reading and rereading everything to make sure there are no spelling errors #i have a tendency to make more of them on mobile

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xxlea-nardoxx · 1 year

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Since I feel like posting something, I am now presenting: More incorrect quotes with my AU kids and their canon counterparts.

Canon turtles: You really put aside everything and came all this way for us? How did you even get here so fast?

Lee: Several traffic violations.

Raphie: Shooting every single obstacle in our way.

Mike: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Don: Also, we nearly crashed the Shellraiser.

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Lee: This was almost a great idea.

Raphie: You just described 90% of our stuff.

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Raph: Do you need help getting up?

Don: Nah, I’m cool down here on the floor.

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Lee: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.

Lee: I need my socks.

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Leo: Where is everyone?

Mikey: Don had a nervous collapse, Donnie and Raph are looking after him, Raphie is trying to kill Lee, so Mike and I are in charge.

Leo: Oh my god!

Mikey: I know, right?

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Mike: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.

Donnie: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back…

Mikey: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Leo: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in years.

Raph: Mental stability, my old friend!

Mike: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

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Don, turning to Raphie: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

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Mike: So, what are we doing?

Don: Wasting our lives.

Mike: I meant for lunch...

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Mikey: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.

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Mike: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing Raphie's birthday invitations.

Lee: Well, what are they supposed to say?

Mike: "Raphie's birthday".

Lee: So, what do they say instead?

Mike: "Raphie’s bi".

Lee:

Lee: Works out either way.

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles 2012 #tmnt incorrect quotes #tmnt au #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2k12 #tmnt 2012 au #tmnt universes au #tmnt au kids #tmnt au raphie #tmnt au lee #tmnt au don #tmnt au mike #I have a deep connection to the first one

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zipperrants · 2 months

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*Sigh* I am out of ideas so here is my that 70s show dr as incorrect quotes

Zipper, to Hyde: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!

Kelso: You’re so funny! Zipper: Thanks; I’m desperate for people to like me.

Fez: What are you getting Kelso for the holidays? Jackie: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet. Eric: I'm getting Kelso a divorce lawyer.

Fez, near tears: I have the sex appeal of a math book! Zipper: I don’t know, dude, I’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”.

Hyde: *holds a gun out to Eric* Eric: I-I don't believe in guns. Hyde: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.

Fez: Here are two pictures. One of them is your bedroom, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which? Hyde: Hyde: This one is the dumpster. Fez: They’re both your bedroom.

Kelso: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life. Jackie: Please never become a surgeon.

Hyde: Good night. Jackie: Sleep tight. Zipper: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself. Eric: Great, now Jackie's crying.

Eric: Kelso, you need to calm down. Kelso, slamming their fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!

Eric: Go to hell! Zipper: Oh! I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.

Fez: Who would you swipe right for? Kelso or Hyde? Eric: I would delete the app.

*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’* Zipper: Thanks fam! Fez: Oh no. Donna: *cries* I love you too. Hyde: Sounds fake, but okay. Eric: *A flustered mess* Jackie: Can I get a refund?

Eric: Please, Zipper, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this. Eric: I’m sorry Zipper. Eric: I’m begging you. Don’t do it. Zipper: It has to be done. Eric: Zipper: Eric: Zipper: *Places +4* Uno.

Jackie: What do you do for a living? Zipper: I exist against my will.

Hyde: Yeah, I'll smoke a joint tonight, but let's not get too crazy. *The gang proceeds to get arrested for blocking the road in large traffic cone costumes*

Jackie: Zipper, I am questioning your sanity... Hyde: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

#zipper rants #shiftblr #shifting #reality shifting #shifting realities #desired reality #zipper is back on their bullshit #reality shift #shifters #reality shifter

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bxrningdragxn · 5 months

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incorrect quotes with my pokemon ocs because why the fuck not:

this is a long one so everything will be right under the cut :)

Robin, thinking: How has he not noticed that I'm mad at him? We haven't talked in like 20 minutes, what is he even thinking about?

Elliott, thinking: I could take a bear in a fight. Not like a beartic but like an ursaring... Jump on his back put him in a headlock, done.

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Evan : You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Elliott : Several traffic violations. Robin : Three counts of resisting arrest. Volt : Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Nox : Also, that’s not our car.

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Robin : If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited Volt : If? Evan : Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and she might not even die.

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Rachel : What if I press the brake and gas at the same time? Robin : The car takes a screenshot. Xander : For the last time, get the fuck out.

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(Robin and Elliott sitting in jail together) Elliott: So who should we call? Robin: I’d call Ophelia, but I feel safer in jail

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Robin : I wanna be a caterpie Xander : explain Robin : eat a lot, sleep a while, wake up beautiful Xander : You know they only live for a few weeks right? Robin : that’s another highlight Ophelia : Robin no

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Ryan : How long does it take before someone starts hallucinating from sleep deprivation? Xander : I think- Robin : seventy-two hours Xander : Ryan : How do you know? Robin : there’s a clown behind you

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Ryan : Why are Nox and Volt sitting with their backs towards each other? Robin : They had a fight Ryan : Then why are they holding hands? Robin : They don’t like it when they fight

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Ophelia : I trust Robin. Xander : You think she knows what she’s doing? Ophelia : I wouldn't go that far.

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Xander : What did you guys get in your yearbook? Rachel : 'Prettiest Smile' Ophelia : 'Nicest Personality' Elliot : 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Robin : 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Robin : When I get murdered, can you guys make sure it becomes an unsolved case? Nox : (nods) Elliott : Sure Xander : What. Robin : I wanna end up on Buzzfeed unsolved Ophelia : Can we go back to the part where you said “When I get murdered”????

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that's all for today folks!

#bxrnin’s ramblings #pokemon #pokemon ocs #my ocs #incorrect quotes

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these-conquered-woodlands · 2 years

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some 70s hp kids incorrect quotes in honor of the characters that got me into this fandom in the first place-

(this is also kind of a mildly deranged everyone-gets-along-and-then-lives-past-the-war au)

peter: What makes you all smile? james: Friends. remus: Snacks. lily: Success. severus: Face muscles.

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peter: Don't go to the kitchen. sirius: Why? peter: I saw a spider. sirius: Well, did you kill it? peter: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...

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severus: Dracula had it right. Sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

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sirius: I have good news and bad news. minerva, sighing: Oh, Black. what’s the bad news? sirius: The kangaroo won’t get out of the tub. minerva: minerva: We don’t have a kangaroo, this is Hogwarts. sirius: Now onto the good news!

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severus: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. marauders: Awwww- severus: And I tell myself, "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." marauders:

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james: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me :,) How did you even get here so fast? severus: Several traffic violations- remus: Three counts of resisting arrest- sirius: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks- severus: Also, that’s not our car.

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sirius: The clock is ticking! We have awfully little time for this asinine tomfoolery! severus: This unmitigated poppycock! lily: This extravagant hogwash! james: Okay stop-

- lily: She was poetry, but he couldn't read- severus: His name was Jared, he's 19- sirius: When his parents built a very strange machine- peter, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen- james, singing: Eyyyyyyyy, Macarena! flitwick, leading choir practice:

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severus: Why isn’t the statue smiling at me? james: It isn’t smiling at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. remus: Three of us saw it, james. How do you explain that? james: (points at remus) Sleep deprivation. (points at peter) Paranoia. (points at sirius) A simple case of the excessive consumption of alcohol.

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lily: So if our plan goes poorly, where should we meet up? remus: The afterlife, I guess?

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severus: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, James Fleabag Potter, are a fucking cactus.

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sirius: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK. peter: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG. sirius: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO. peter: NaBrO. remus: I'm done with all of you.

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sirius: You're a lying piece of shit! remus: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! james: I'm leaving and I'm taking Sirius with me! lily, gathering toy cash: -Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

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sirius: We’re getting married, bitches! remus: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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sirius: So, Lily is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. severus : Why? sirius: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row. lily, scowling: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your arse next time you get into a headlock with Marlene.

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peter: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins? severus: Can't relate. james: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

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marlene: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them? severus, watching james screaming, lily trying to set a sleeping sirius on fire, remus making the leaning tower of Pisa from chocolate frogs in the common room, and peter choking on air: I don't know honestly.

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lily: Can we talk about the school-wide letter you just sent out? james: It's a critical update. lily: This just says, "I'm back on my bullshit" james: People need to know

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sirius: I never make the same mistake twice. lily: That is true. sirius: See? lily: He makes it four or five times just to be sure. sirius: Exact- WAIT NO-

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lily: Severus took the wheels off of my heels and I feel like Lucifer being stripped off his wings lily: I have to walk down hallways like a common wench now and I am LIVID

#yes i have made lily a feral one indeed #severus snape #james potter #lily evans #remus lupin #sirius black #peter pettigrew #marauders #harry potter #hp incorrect quotes #marlene mckinnon

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dreamsculptor · 1 year

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A post about what I’ve been doing, and how I’ve been doing:

I got a job around July of last year. It’s right around the block from where I live, so I have essentially no difficulty showing up for my shifts. On top of that, the people I work with are all completely delightful and constantly show me that they care about me and my well-being, co-workers and managers alike.

To drive home the fact: my birthday passed in February. I requested my birthday off, and I got it, but when I came back to work for my next shift, my executive chef had literally bought a cake for me. After I got off my break and returned to the line, there was the Minions birthday song playing on the speakers. ( 😭 ) But my chef was standing at my station with the cake and candles in it for me.

My assistant general manager had also put a candle in a Hostess cupcake and brought it to me mid-rush as a gift:

I had a party on my birthday - which only about 4 or 5 of my friends were able to attend, but I’m grateful they did - and one of my coworkers gave me his two favorite books, Into the Magic Shop and The Obstacle is the Way. I finished ITMS recently and it was so outstanding it made me cry on numerous occasions. I have yet to start TOITW. I see why ITMS is one of his favorites, and I look forward to reading TOITW. I overwhelmingly recommend reading Into the Magic Shop (author James R. Doty, MD).

Do you remember Avery? and Mokushi? The story that Avery was originally part of has been slightly overhauled, and the previous owner of Mokushi transferred ownership of her to me. I’ve expanded the rest of the “TARDUS Crew” with 3 new characters - Renatas Monte, Emil Oberto, and Hường Hoa. I’ve started working on a few little pieces of writing for the TARDUS story itself, which can be found on the site, but I also expanded into Fallout 4 AU territory with “To Change and Not to Change” (subtitle What Grief Does to People, for the ridiculous acronym TCANTCWGDTP) which I have gotten heavily invested in. The stories of Mokushi, Emil, and Danse are outlined, and I have yet to write out Avery’s story. Hường also comes into play in Mokushi’s story, and I have plans to write out Mokushi and Hường’s initial meeting.

(Footnote for TARDUS/TCANTC: There’s an ‘incorrect quotes’ page on the TARDUS site. Very fun to read, and offers a quick depiction of the relationships between the characters/how they tend to interact with each other. “K” stands for me, Kepler, because I’m funny.)

All in all, only outlines taken into account, I have written ~7,500 words for TCANTC. I have also drawn a comic titled “Medical Attention” for one of the events in TCANTC, as well as a 3-chapter, ~8k word fic following TCANTC’s version of the Blind Betrayal quest from Fallout 4. It is available to read on my website, and also hosted on Archive of Our Own. (Don’t @ me, it’s still one of the best-constructed and high-traffic writing sites on the internet.) I’ve also commissioned Moth to build a site for me, which looks amazing - it can be found at a sub-link of his Neocities, here.

I’ve stayed close with a few of my friends from Tumblr, like Moth and Apollo. A few others have hovered around though I haven’t stayed in extensive close contact with them, like Hero, Isadora, and Jay. I’ve also made a variety of new friends, such as Capt, Xeno, Clymene, Shiny, and Hacksick. I’ve been spending a lot of time talking to - and doing writing sprints with - some slightly older, more experienced writers, who I will not name to maintain their anonymity. They don’t face publicly on the internet, and I expect they would appreciate me upholding that. I’ve also been making friends with my neighbors and the people in my community - who I also will not name, for my safety and their privacy. If I didn’t name-drop you directly, and you expected to be here - sorry! There’s a whole lot of people that come in and out, or who pop up for a conversation or two every once in a while, and I appreciate you just the same. ❤️

I also broke up with and cut off my ex-girlfriend who I mentioned at times in the past. She still lives near me, which I loathe, but I don’t cross paths with her very often, which I am grateful for. In her stead, I have been talking to and connecting with a variety of other trans people in my area. All around, it’s been good to fill my life with close friends and real people. I feel much more present, less isolated, much happier, and more fulfilled for it.

I have also been stepping up to do more volunteer work for the less fortunate people in my city and the surrounding area. There is a mission that I’ve started to work with weekly to distribute food to the homeless, and I personally take leftover food from work (that would normally get thrown away at the end of the day) to redistribute to the homeless people directly in my neighborhood.

The weather around here has also been steadily improving - less snow and more sunshine - and I look forward to when the days start getting warmer so I can return to rollerblading regularly. With my job being so close to my home (just about a mile), I greatly enjoy rollerblading to work when the weather permits. When the weather is too cold but the streets aren’t snowed over, I usually like to take an electric scooter. If there is snow outside, I tend to get a Lyft to work.

I also decided to make the bad wonderful decision to install Final Fantasy XIV, and I’ve sunk 80+ hours into it already. I’m completely taken with the story of it - though I haven’t even finished the storyline of A Realm Reborn (the ��base game’) - and I greatly enjoy the photo mode that it offers. If anyone else plays FFXIV, I’m Syn Kepler on the Siren world on the Aether datacenter. I plan on making at least one more character, on a different datacenter, sometime in the future. It’s been a lot of fun.

I’ve especially fallen in love with Thancred Waters and Cid Garlond. My main character, Syn, is a male Au Ra with the height scale set to maximum, and everyone looks tiny compared to him. I love it. (Thancred is in the first picture, Cid in the second.)

All around, life has been good. Things have gotten weird at times, and pretty awful at others, but I find that they impact me much less nowadays. Even when I think about bad things, when I remember negative memories, when things go awry, the negative emotions I feel about them are an under-current compared to the joy of living my day to day life. I wake up in the mornings happy to start a new day, to talk to my friends, to see my co-workers, to work on the things that I love. The positives of my life, after 20+ years, finally outweigh the negatives. It makes me grateful that I survived the dozens of suicide attempts throughout my life, that I’ve finally made it to that ever-preached day that “it gets better.”

It really does get better. You might - if not most likely, will - suffer. Life will be shitty, sometimes. You’ll lose friends so close to you it makes you want to die, but after the fact, you will earn new friends that you find just as much joy with. Different changes in life will make different people happy - what made me happy was freedom, to move out of the South, to live on my own, to be able to cut and color my hair and dress all the ways that I want to. To live in a place that I do not constantly fear for my safety as a transgender, gender-non-conforming, nonbinary person. To work with people who accept me at face value and don’t harass me for being transgender, who don’t say transphobic things to my face and behind my back. To work in the kitchen, and not in the dining, to not deal with customers - who have often also been the perpetrators of harassment in the past.

I’ve updated my blog themes to contain the lyrics to Sunshine by Atmosphere (YouTube, Spotify) because it wonderfully reflects the joy I finally have in life.

In the words of Slug (the MC of Atmosphere), whom I love so dearly:

Every day that gets to pass is a success.

✎﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏

A list of albums I’ve found and loved (Spotify links only):

Fight With Tools - FLOBOTS Cardboard Castles - Watsky When Life Gives You Lemons - Atmosphere God Loves Ugly - Atmosphere Knew School - Knowmads Prohibition Swing - Lyre Le Temps Power in Numbers - Jurassic 5 This Is How We Get Better - The Narcissist Cookbook

#transmission

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rickie-the-storyteller · 11 months

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Incorrect Quotes - Alice Edition

Last but not least, Alice quotes!

Here's the link to the generator:

Let's do this thing!

Alice: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.

Alice, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!

Alice: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like an “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.

Alice: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

Alice: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

Alice: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.

Alice: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

Alice: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

Alice: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.

Alice: *cocks gun* Go to bed. This is no longer a request. This is now a threat.

Alice: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

Alice: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

Alice, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.

Alice: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R-rated movie.

Alice: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

Alice: I will send my army to attack! Alice: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*

Alice: Yeah, I'll smoke a joint tonight, but let's not get too crazy. *The gang proceeds to get arrested for blocking the road in large traffic cone costumes*

Alice: Why do I always try to tell people we're cool? We are so very uncool.

Alice: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces. Alice: *waves her finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

Alice: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!

#rickie-the-storyteller #writerblr #writing #steph's crew #original story #original content #original characters #Alice #incorrect quotes

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lucilleandherrobots · 1 year

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A Bit? Or Lore?

Seriously this is Lore

Coming Out

Police Badge

First Case

Kid

They aren't a Couple!

Grandma Lilly

So the Prydwen, Hmm?

Protective Dad Figure

She Might Be Stupid With Directions

She's Just Hard to Kill

Nick, How Did You Do That?!

Undercover

Still Too Soon

Green Sun Tan

Not so Mysterious, Silver Shroud

She's Been Through a Lot

It Can Be Complicated

Mr. Bones and the Electric Mayhem

Letting the Good Mayor of Goodneighbor Down Easy

Undercover Pt. 2

Sea Shanty

Would be Easier if Everyone Were a Robot Sometimes

Playing it Safe

They're Friends, Cait!

Trying to Give Cait a Chance

Nightmare at a Settlement

Reviving the Classics

Tom Foolery but Original Tom Foolery, Nonetheless...

Curie has had Enough

Caprisun: Bloodbag Punch!

Your Geiger Counter's Doing Cartwheels, Too?

Serving the BOS

A Toxic Trait

Novelty Mugs

Goodneighbor Branch Can Be... Stressful...

Ride a Mirelurk Queen into Battle...? Sounds Fun

Fathers Day Fireworks

Goodneighbor, Where Your Best Friend's a Chair

Charmed Machine

Alergic to Death

The Dads are FIIIGHTIIIING!

Diner Menu Mockery

Ironsides Might Need a New Lookout

Lucille's the Only Lawyer in a Lawless Wasteland

Some People Like Your Face, Nick

Old Reliable

Tubby Custard: Suspiciously Nutritious!

They Both Have Their Moments

Different Definitions of Treasue

Idiot Conspiracies

I Ate a 200 Year Old Sweet Roll and Lived

Smarter Than the Average Bear

Same Voice!

Incorrect Quotes

Hold on I've Got to Tell Someone This

She Isn't Even Afraid of Spiders...

The Only Working Traffic Light. And for What Traffic?

GHOST WATER CREDIT!

BSing her Way Through the Bar but she can Aim Pretty Good

Drugs?

Why DOES he Call Him Babygirl???

Wonder Seal! From the Wonder Seal Family of Products!

Good News is... He Can Cancel His Room Service

No Fire Escape?

Helluva Team

Tripping Through Bunker Hill (I do not remember the reference)

Post Game be Like

A Hot Bath Will Do That to You

For more simply search "Sole Survivor" on my blog! There are so Many I couldn't get to without losing my mind!!

#nick valentine #lucille chapel #fallout 4 #fo4 #hancock fo4 #gardio chapel #fallout 4 oc #sole survivor #gen 2 synths #fo4 oc #old longfellow #curie fo4 #fallout 4 curie #curie fallout 4 #deacon fo4 #fallout 4 deacon

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mymanymerrymuses · 1 year

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More incorrect quotes but this time! It's the tpn main trio, Emma, Norman, and Ray! Aaaaand I got carried away again but, nobody can stop me XD

Emma: Ray is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in their entire life! Norman: Never done anything wrong?! They set a city block on FIRE! === Emma: I think Norman is in trouble. Ray: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest. === *Something crashes* Norman: Shoot- Emma: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?! Ray: *walking by the room calmly* What died? === Emma: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year. Ray: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues? Norman: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix. === Norman: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins? Ray: Can't relate. Emma: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins? === Emma, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset! Norman: Emma, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Ray, would you get Emma some water? Ray: What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”? === Emma: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise. Norman: What's the surprise? Ray: Blood poisoning. === *Norman is considering cancelling plans, and Ray and Emma are advising them on what to do* Ray: Just don't go. Emma: Say you’re ill! Ray: Pretend to break your leg. Emma: Really break your leg! === Emma: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity? Ray, turning to Norman: How tall are you? === *Ray is casually searching around the room* Norman: Hey Ray, what’re you looking for? Ray: My will to live. *Emma walks into the room* Ray: Oh, there it is. === Ray: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

(bonus with other kiddos) Norman: Hey, can we stay in your room tonight? Conny: Why? Norman: Emma fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours. Don: Ray doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!" === Jemima : Conny learned how to fold origami penguins from Norman the other day. I told them, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day they put them in the fridge. === Conny: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Norman: Several traffic violations. Don: Three counts of resisting arrest. Ray: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Jemima : Also, that’s not our car === Norman: *speaking Spanish* Ray: I know, I know. Jemima : You speak Spanish? Ray: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Norman speaks

#81194 (ray)#22194 (norman)#63194 (emma)#16194 (don)#31394 (jemima)#48294 (conny)

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daughter-of-melpomene · 2 years

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INCORRECT QUOTES WITH MY THE A-TEAM (2010) OC, DOT WATANABE

MURDOCK: "On our first date, I'll carve our initials into a tree."

DOT: "Aw, that's cute!! But... why?"

MURDOCK: "It's the most romantic way to show off my new knife."

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DOT: "That sounds super! Doesn't that sound super, Bosco?"

B.A.: "No."

DOT: "I think I speak for Bosco when I say that it sounds really super."

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DOT: "Hey, Hannibal, when I get murdered, can you make sure I'm an unsolved case?"

HANNIBAL: "What?"

DOT: "I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved."

HANNIBAL: "Can we go back to the part where you said 'when I get murdered'?"

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DOT: "I don't think I was that drunk."

B.A.: "Dot, you colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important."

DOT, TEARING UP: "Because you are!"

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DOT: "Why be passive-aggressive when you can be aggressively passive?"

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FLIGHT ATTENDANT: "Ladies and gentlemen, we are beginning our descent. Please make sure all small items are secure before putting your tray tables up."

FACE: [Turns to Dot with a fully serious face] "Do you feel safe, Dot?"

DOT: "YOU KNOW WHAT-"

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HANNIBAL: "You can't make everyone like you, Face. You're not Dot."

FACE: "Not everyone likes Dot!"

HANNIBAL: "Who? Who doesn't?"

FACE: "What?"

HANNIBAL: "Names. Now. Give me their names."

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DOT: "Who hurt you?"

FACE: [Scoffs] "What, you want a list?"

DOT: "...Yes, actually."

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DOT: "Um, I fell-"

MURDOCK: "From heaven?"

DOT: "No, I literally fell-"

MURDOCK: "In love with me the moment you saw me?"

DOT: "HENRY MATTHEW MURDOCK, MY ARM IS BROKEN!!"

MURDOCK: "Okay, but really - do you think I'm pretty? Be honest, Dottie."

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DOT: "Wow, you guys really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?"

FACE: "Several traffic violations."

HANNIBAL: "Three counts of resisting arrest."

MURDOCK: "Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks."

B.A.: "Also, that ain't our car."

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DOT: [Eating a cinnamon roll]

B.A.: "That's cannibalism."

DOT: [Confused chewing noises]

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FACE: "Ugh, my head hurts."

DOT: "That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity."

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HANNIBAL: "Please don't tell me you spent all your money on this."

DOT, PUTTING TINY RAINCOATS ON A BUNCH OF DUCKLINGS SHE FOUND OUTSIDE: "They live outside, Hannibal, they need these!"

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POLICE OFFICER: "You have the right to remain silent!"

DOT: "And I choose to waive that right."

DOT: [Screams at the top of her lungs]

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DOT, OPENING UP HER CAR DOOR AND SEEING A BANANA ON THE SEAT: "What the hell?"

DOT, BUCKLING THE BANANA UP: "Buckle up, it's the law!"

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DOT: "Thanks, Murdock. I owe you one."

MURDOCK: "That's alright, Dottie. You can just date me and we'll call it even."

Dot Watanabe Taglist: @auxiliarydetective, @datasgirlfriend, @thehedgehogat221b, @starlightocs

#my ocs #incorrect quotes with my ocs #ch: dot watanabe #oc: dot watanabe #allaboutocs #ocapp #ocappreciation #ochub #fyeahtheateamocs #fic: angel with a shotgun

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