I Rate Fromsoft characters by how attractive i find them
Hey there, its been what.... Four years? I dont know if you remember me, I made two lists of Dark Souls characters I find attractive and now I am doing more, but this time I’m Including Demon’s Souls and Elden Ring! Lets start out with a bang! This is gonna be a long one so I appologize.
The Penitrator - Demon’s Souls - 9/10
Ho boy! He can penetrate me all he wants! But looses a point as I don’t think he would be super gentle about it.
Wormface- Elden Ring - ohgodohfuckholyshit/10
These are the only things i fear in Elden Ring.
Ruins Sentinels - Dark Souls 2 - 10/10
h-holy shit they are tall and they remind me of robots! holy shit talk about a fun time!
Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-Knowing - Elden Ring - 1000000000000000000/10
Look at this smug fucker monologuing to me. Look at his cool armor covered in ears and eyes. I want him to ruin me. I dont care what anyone says this man is sexy as all hell MY GOD i want his dick so bad.
Tower Knight - Demon’s Souls - 10/10
Raw me.
Morgott the Omen King - Elden Ring - 4/10
Okay listen LISTEN HE DOESNT DO IT FOR ME BUT I DO UNDERSTAND OKAY I UNDERSTAND IT
Gwynevere - Dark Souls - 100/10
So since i made my last posts i discovered i was bi (though I do have a prefference for men) so yeah like of course i find her sexy like look at her sweet smile and her massive tits like my god
Blue Eyed Knights - Demon’s Souls - 8/10
Like yeah its a dude in armor from head to foot of course id find them sexy. The blue ones rank higer then the red ones cause it looks better
Radagon of the Golden Order - Elden Ring - 10/10
sir? sir? SIR? SIRR??
Queen Marika, The Eternal - 10/10
I can see why “Marika’s Tits” became the “oh my god” of the lands between. Woof.
Sanctum Soldeir - Dark Souls 2 - 1/10
Like yeah the skull face thing going on but its still got FLESH on it i bet it smells fucking fowl and i have a weak stomach.
Centipede Demon - Dark Souls - AAAAAAAAAA/10
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA kinda looks like carnage AAAAAAAAAAAAA
D, Hunter of the Dead - Elden Ring - 6/10
Why does his armor have toes?
D’s Brother - Elden Ring - 2/10
Okay so I like Fia so his rant about her when she was dead REALLY put me off like dude i know your bummed about your brother but misogyny aint it bro
That’s all for now! Thank you for coming. i won’t take any critisism.
Sam and Tucker, thanks to living in Amity Park and being overshadowed and controlled by ghosts so many time, had become very liminal. Until an accident while trying to stop the newest ghost enemy led to the two of them becoming halfa’s. Sam’s ghost form looks like what she looked like during the whole Undergrowth thing. And Tucker’s ghost form looks like his King Tuck design.
After a reveal gone wrong, Danny, Sam, and Tucker flee Amity Park. The trio run away to Gotham, and using money Sam managed to snag from her account before they left, they buy a nice sized building right in the middle of Crime Alley. They decide to turn it into a bookshop and cafe. There’s a garden/greenhouse attached to the back end of the building where Sam grows all her plants and herbs. Tucker has his own tech room in the basement alongside Danny’s tiny lab space. They live together in the apartment above the bookshop/cafe.
One day while out on a walk, Danny stumbles across two tiny twin half formed baby ghost cores. They’re nothing more than tiny little balls of glowing light at the moment. Baby ghosts that are just starting to form but are nothing more than cores at the moment. But they seem to be slowly fading. Danny refuses to let them fade away into nothing. He scoops them up, infuses them with some of his ectoplasm to get them going, and then shoved them into his chest for safe keeping and so that they can be close to his own core which starts slowly feeding them energy.
Danny rushes back to the shop and drags Sam and Tucker to the upstairs apartment and shows him the baby ghost cores he’s found. The three all agree that they’re going to help these cores develop into actual ghosts. They switch off on who carry’s the ghost cores around. Some days it’s Danny. Some days it’s Tucker. And some days it’s Sam. Each of them feeding the cores a little bit of their ectoplasm to help them grow.
One of the cores feels distinctly female and has a purplish blue glow to it. The three start jokingly calling her violet. The other core has a distinctly male feel to it. It’s an orangish red and has a small crack along one side of it. Danny jokingly said one time how he (the baby core) kind of looked like Nemo’s egg at the beginning of Finding Nemo and ever since they’ve been calling him Nemo.
The two cores have been developing very slowly, both seemingly unable to absorb the needed ectoplasm, to form into full ghosts, quickly. The trio is fine with this, they can be patient, and wait to meet their twins.
Then one day there’s some kind of massive ghost attack. Maybe a cult or something attempted to summon the ghost king but messed up the summoning and accidentally summoned something else. The Justice League try and fight the thing, but they’re no match for this ghost monstrosity. And the JLD aren’t available to help for whatever reason. The trio decides to step in and help. They kick the crap out of the ghost pretty easily and send it back to the ghost zone. Then Danny, in his King Phantom garb (crown of fire, whispy white fire like hair, a regal looking version of his hazmat suit, the ring of rage on one finger, and a cape around his shoulders, the outside being pure white but the inside looking like the vastness of space) approaches the cult and rebukes them, telling them how even if they had managed to summon him he never would have helped them take over the world.
After that the trio become members of the Justice League. Thanks to some of Danny’s previous time travel shenanigans, and Danny being the ghost king, and Sam and Tucker his consorts/mates(?) the Justice League all think that the trio are ancient eldritch ghost gods.
And then one day when the trio are in the Watch Tower with the rest of the League their twin baby ghost cores come up. Maybe it was time to switch out who was carrying them, and mid meeting or lunch or whatever, Danny just reaches into his chest, pulls out two small glowing orbs. He cradles them close to his chest for a moment, looking at them lovingly, and whispering something soft to them in ghost speak. Then hands them over to Sam, who does the whole cradle them close and whisper softly in ghost speak before shoving them right into her chest.
They look up from this to see the whole League staring at them wide eyed and confused. Danny just casually explains that those are their children but they’re still forming so the trio needs to keep them close to their cores to help them grow, but they like to switch up everyday who carry’s them. Every member of the Justice League becomes super protective of the trio after this. They see it as the three essentially being pregnant (sort of), and they don’t always know which one of them is carrying the baby ghost. So best to just be protective of all three. The trio finds this kind of amusing and a touch bit sweet.
When the twin baby cores finally develop into actual baby ghosts, the two kind of look like a mixture between Danny, Sam, and Tucker’s ghost forms. Though Violet has dark purple hair and eyes and Nemo has bright orangish red hair and eyes.
The most daredevil group of indie game characters to ever whirl their wheels in the Wacky Indie Races! Competing for the title of world's wackiest racer!
The cars are approaching to the starting line...
First is the Turbo Ocean, driven by Octodad.
Next is Shovel Knight and The Knight in the Shield Wagon.
Maneuvering for position is the Pizza Surplus Special.
Right behind is the Angry Birds, in their Egg-Bird Bomb.
And here's ingenious inventor, Engineer in his Convert-a-Sentry.
Oh and here's the lovely Ms. Chalice, the glamour gal of the gas pedal.
Next we have the Dynamite Mobile with the dynamite duos, Anton and Annie.
Lurching along is the Creepy Spook with Spooky and Golden Freddy.
And right on their tail is Annalynn.
And here's the Celeste Mt. Chugga-Bug with Theo and Madeline.
Sneaking along the last is the Bone Machine with those double dealing do-badders, Papyrus and Sans.
And even now they're up some dirty trick, and they're off! ....To a standing start. And why not? They're been chained to a post by shifty Papyrus, who shifts into the wrong gear.
And awaaayyyy they go! On a way-out, Wacky Indie Races!
(edit 10/24/23: my dumbass thought if tf2 was an indie game so i believe it is not if im corrected, but oh well lol)
Once upon a time, he would kidnap a princess, imprison her in his tower, guard the said tower, and await his doom delivered by a knight in shining armor.
But this wasn't that kind of fairy tale. No, in this story, Steve and the princess were friends. Her lover was a fae who was his platonic soulmate, and the knight in shining armor was his brother in arms.
Still, no one, even Steve himself, foreseen it when a handsome mercenary arrived at his tower and stole his heart.
Steve never felt so adored in his long and boring life, but Edwyn "Eddie" Munson managed to do the impossible.
The man was good with his words, even better with his fingers when he scratched the itchy spots beneath Steve's scales and drew runes of protection and love on Steve's human body.
Eddie was also an attentive lover who brought Steve sparkly gifts every time he visited the tower.
In turn, Steve let the mercenary ride on his back in their adventures, let the man guide him to wherever he was pleased, and let himself be consumed in the amorous looks Eddie would give him when the man thought he didn't notice.
Robin, Nancy, and Jonathan had been suspicious at first about Eddie's true motive. They worried that the mercenary would betray Steve because, despite his peaceful nature, Steve was the most powerful of his kind. And frankly, many had hunted him throughout his life given that even a piece of his scales cost a fortune in black markets.
Their concern was warranted, Steve supposed, but he trusted Eddie to not do him harm. Yet, sometimes, when Steve couldn't sleep at night, he would think about the worst and decide that if Eddie asked, he would give the man everything.
After all, Eddie already had his heart.
In the end, Eddie only asked of him a vial of his blood to cure Wayne's illness.
The day the truth came out was when Eddie approached him and stated that his uncle couldn't wait any longer.
Steve could see the desperation and hope in those chocolate eyes that he so loved, and knew for certain that Eddie wouldn't fight him but would be on his knees and beg until he agreed to help.
Before things could go any worse, Steve decided to take the matter into his own hands. Literally.
"So you had approached me because of my blood," Steve smiled wryly at the sting of the betrayal as he let Eddie dress the gash on his forearm. They both knew the cut would heal in a few minutes, but Steve didn't turn down Eddie's help. Couldn't.
"You should know that I didn't only have your blood in mind," Eddie fastened the bandage's knot securely.
"What? Are you asking for my organs next?" Steve huffed out a bitter laugh. "I heard they're quite useful ingredients for rituals and potions."
"No," Eddie met his eyes calmly and guided Steve's hand to rest on his chest. "Please listen to the song of my heart and do know that it is never a lie when I say this: I've been wanting all of you for myself since I first laid eyes on you."
Steve blinked rapidly in bewilderment and awe. Every dragon had an innate talent, and Steve's was the ability to see only the truth.
Thus, when Eddie opened himself up so freely like that, Steve could also see the man's deepest desire. And what he saw made him blush terribly. This man was truly hopeless.
"You never do anything in half, do you?" Steve snorted.
"Once Uncle Wayne gets better, I will return to the tower and never leave your side again," Eddie held his hand tightly as if fearing he would take it back and peppered feathery kisses on his knuckles.
Those words sung true to Steve's heart. Yet, he also sensed the wordless yearning from his lover. There was only one way, wasn't it?
"I'll go with you, then. I think it's time for you to introduce me to your family."
"Are you sure?"
Looking at Eddie's hopeful eyes, Steve leaned in to kiss the love of his life soundly.
"As sure as gold."
They both chuckled fondly at the memory together. After all, the first thing Eddie had given him upon their meeting was a sparkling bar of gold.
I believe Season 5 of Merlin, could have been improved simply by altering one variable; Arthur should have found out about Merlin's magic in the two part opener. I wouldn't have minded if he'd had the exact same reaction that he had in the finale, but at least then we'd have an entire season of him knowing the truth. It's not only about knowing Merlin's secret, I would have loved to see an entire season where Arthur played an active role in his destiny and was fully aware of what was to come. We saw four seasons of Merlin battling it alone, I would have liked a couple of episodes where they were battling it together.