#they don't bite

[mayorwhisper]

Welcome to spider crab beach!

#lmao #don't be afraid #they don't bite #so cute #spider crab #beach #island design #island inspo #acnh #acnh life #acnh island #acnh hype #acnh community #acnh blog #animal crossing #new horizons #animal crossing new horizons #animal crossing: new horizons #nintendo #nintendo switch #nintendo switch games #nintendo acnh #acnh nintendo #switch #switch games #switch acnh #acnh switch

[lavendersartistry]

As I work on FashionBarn's ship information, I'm going to do something special:

Heretics Asks

Heretics Asks are going to be certain times where the heretics answer your questions! These may be just dialogue or even art responses! Who knows!

Since our current timeline of the AU is late 1995/early 1996, those who were kicked off the group are able to answer!

1995/1996 roster:

Poppy Playtime

Kissy Missy

Daddy Long Legs

Eve Ewe

DogDay

PrettyPanda

CraftyCorn

Dee Dragonette

SillySquirrel

KickinChicken

Hoppy Hopscotch

PickyPiggy

Bron

Bobby Bearhug

Wally Webbs

As of now, you guys can ask these folks questions! Just keep them SFW!

#queen card | tis the chess #sheeptown | matron in the playhouse au #smiling critters au #smiling critters #hierarchy of heretics questionnaire #heretics asks #kinda starting a rp thing #not necessarily ig #i dunno how to phrase this opening #but ask them #they don't bite

[earthworms-worm]

LOOK AT THIS DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN!

I realised I draw a lot of worm-like creatures, lots and lots of long squiggly fellows! Lot's of fun shapes and plenty of opportunities for swirls!

Hence the name change lol, at heart I am worm, I wish to live in a little jar and wiggle around

#art #artists on tumblr #character art #original art #creature #cryptid #monster #digital art #cryptids #does it really count as a monster if it's friendly? #friendly monster #horror #wholesome horror #sketch #digital sketch #digital drawing #original character #common hollow dweller #cryptid friendliness meter #they don't bite #they do #I lied #what a distinguished gentleman #silly little fella #murder worm on a string #giant worm on a string #worm on a string

[lucifersmockingbird]

Angels ain't bad.

I um, I don't like the "Angels are the scary ones, not demons" take. I just don't like it.

Yes, sure, angels can fuck up your life just as any other entity can. I don't have a lot of experience with them, except for Archangel Mikael and he's so great. I met him because of King Lucifer, I needed discipline, A LOT of discipline and that's what he brought into my life.

Yes, he was way too strict and maybe a little rude at the beginning (I'm too sensitive and he doesn't get an easy grasp of human emotions so take that with a grain of salt), but I learnt so much about him and there's a lot to learn from angels. Truly.

From my experience, he taught me how to properly communicate what I want, be direct and honest. Because angels may give you what you want but not the way you may expect it if you are not specific and clear, and that's what scares people off.

These entities, just as any other that's not human, see things from a different perspective. Humans are sometimes too spoiled, not every entity will accommodate to you, angels are often on that list. With time they'll pick up the way you express yourself, your language, but in the meantime... Well, personally, I had to adapt since I was used to the easy-going dynamic that I had with the Infernal kings.

Angels are not inherently "bad", that's just a matter of perspective. I do agree that working with them can be a little mm, hard, but that's it. And there are angels that I just don't vibe with, and that's okay too.

HOWEVER, having bad experiences with them and not wanting to know a shit about them or hearing their names is also ok. Any entity can cause some sort of trauma.

Side note: Infernals and Angels are not necessarily enemies, sometimes they don't have a thin in common. But that's a tea for another day.

#idk which tag to use #angels #I suppose #Not from a catholic perspective tho #From a demonolator that's tired #they don't bite #often #sike #demonolator #Em #witchcraft #? #I dont know if witchcraft is ok because you can work with them OUTSIDE the craft #mhm

[chaos-le-mieux]

Error Chara Answers: 017

Error Flowey is a bit of mystery, but I'm sure that picture will give you some hints. Alternative Ink Characters are trickier to deal with, since there's not to much information on them, or, more accurately, if there is, it's not as well shared as the main Ink Sans. And even then, things can get confusing. Ink Sans will eventually show up (spoilers), but that's for much later on. As for the strings, according to one of the asks in the original ask Error Sans series, Errors Sans's Magic is pretty the same as regular Sans, and the strings are just an extension of his Magic. Error Chara can summon knives, create portals, and make strings like a Monster would, though, considering their base is human, there could be something else going on. Though, other humans in the multiverse also use Magic, so... I got room to play with on the nitty gritty of how that works. I mean, I could take the easy route and say it's Magic, or... I can create something overly complicated because, well, why wouldn't I? lol Enjoy~ Undertale © Toby Fox

#Error #Chara #Flowey #Error!Chara #Error!Flowey #Error!Tale #Asks #Feel Free to ask these Dorks Questions #They don't bite #Well Flowey Might #I need to work less and sleep more

[commissionsdarian]

Hey guys just so you know, got beds in the back left room

#you're good to stay here as long as you need #just be aware there might be some people going in and out #they're fine #they don't bite #most of the time #tua rp #oc

[lastoneout]

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

#MR. KELLOGG I WOULD LIKE A FUCKING WORD #beating this man's fucking corpse with a broom #I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR POOP AND WEIRD CHRISTIAN NONSENSE NOW EVERYONE THINKS PLEASURE IS BAD FOR YOU #KILLING AND BITING AND MAIMING

[unholyhymns]

still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.

very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill

#i will be doing this again if im ever asked the question like that again #i make a habit of talking to street preachers tho so im used to it. they tell me the most insane thing and i collect #their mark of the beast literature #*kicking my religious studies degree under the rug* come closer i don't bite

[teaboot]

You need to make art that nobody else likes. You need to make art that speaks to you alone. You need to cradle a serpent that eats its own tail and you need to love it until it loves you back

#The best art I've ever made will never be hung in anyone's home #That's not the point #It's not about being good #It's about being real #It's about eating something unpalatable #It's about being consumed #And tasting bitter #It's gorging yourself on crude oil just to feel something different #It's biting your tongue to make yourself cry #I'm saying that I am capable of making you feel good through personal sacrifice but I kind of don't want to cut myself up like that #If you want my heart to taste good you have to prepare it yourself #That isn't my problem

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

going through my old journals as part of therapy homework and i'm reading a section written in the emotional wreckage of a full-on breakdown when i get hit with this line:

There is never a satisfying answer to ‘Why didn’t they love me?’

like wow babe. good fucking point

#like you were on the ground biting the carpet and dry sobbing while you wrote that and still. good fucking point #not a shitpost #cptsd #and it's true. there's never a satisfying answer #the truth is i know why i wasn't loved #i analyzed my parent's traumas and abuse to death. i understand why i alienated and was alienated from my siblings #i know why my mom was too overwhelmed to be capable of nurturing #i know why my dad vanished into addiction and avoidance #the details of our cycles of trauma and cptsd and family history i have a phd in all of it #i understood perfectly. i spent years studying and now i knew the answer #and guess what? IT WAS NOT SATISFYING!!! #because they still didn't love me! and i still couldn't change that! #it was still a completely unsatisfying state of affairs! #so like. when the people who are supposed to love you...don't. #when the people who are supposed to take care of you...fail to #you can look for answers and reasons and explanations #but that's not actually going to FIX your situation. #and it's probably not within your ability TO fix the situation. (and definitely not your job) #because you don't need answers--you need a new situation #*inserts Just Walk Out. You Can Leave!!! (Running Skeleton) Meme* #and yes. walking out isn't always possible. #but for you i hope it will be one day soon. and i hope you build the courage to take that leap. #stepping away from the people who failed to love you...it feels like being untethered but also like being lighter than air #new and scary. immensely relieving. the future opens up. empty but empty like a canvas. blindingly bright until your eyes adjust #like climbing out of a pit you called home and for the first time realizing how bright the light of day can truly be #when you aren't just getting glimpses from the bottom of a hole

[egophiliac]

was gonna wait 'til I'd done all the poms, but it's been a day, so have Vil with a Salazzle 🍎

#art #twisted wonderland #poketwst #what are they plotting? you don't want to know. #sigh. once again the whole 'i don't wanna do more than two each' thing is coming back to bite me. #salazzle was the immediate obvious one and then there were like two or three others i was really torn between #(milotic is the other obvious-seeming choice but there were others i felt fit more in different ways and...yeah) #then i remembered i don't actually have to draw more than one pokemon so here we are #with the ✨QUEENS✨ #(me drawing salazzle's weird little feethands: heheheheh)

[allthegothihopgirls]

you'd think dick would be the renowned 'biter' of the batfam from his early days as robin, frequently biting attackers when not really necessary. then jason comes along and is 10x worse, doing it purely for his own amusement.

you think, surely the next one won't want to bite people for fun, and you're right, tim bites people as a defence mechanism instead.

by the time the 4th one comes around, it's statistically impossible for him to be a biter, but low and behold, damian's worse than all three of the previous boys combined. the cherry on top is that unlike the others who only bit for fun, as an attack, or as self-defence, never multiple, this one's standard reaction to anything is to bite it.

#idk if any of them apart from damian actually bite people #so don't be the canon police i beg #it's all inside my head #batfam #batboys #batfamily #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #robin #the robins #nightwing #red hood #red robin #dc batman #dcu #dc comics #dc #batman #gothihop speaks

[beybuniki]

they should go on a fishing trip pt.1

#DONT COMMENT ON THE BACKGROUND I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW #anyway this is day 1. they take a bus. the bakugo household has fishing gear so ´deku is wearing bakugo's onesoe (?) and bakugo is wearing #his dad's. and notices he has grown :') #anyway they take a BUS and don't feel like doing this at all it's awkward for so many reason #also trying to relax after everything is neurologically just really hard they might be hyperivgilant dik #and there's so much they never got to unpack bnut they have to and they have to start somewhere and with someone #deku makes that flower crown while bakugo preps everything and they both look at it and are thrown back into their childhood 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️ #and at first they just sit and wait for the bavarian fish to bite (rody should make a cameo tbh) but then bakugo breaks the iceeee. #and he starts with their moms because their moms have been such a stubbron connection between these two :') #and deku answers with the usual 'good :) how's your mom :)?' and to everyone's surprise he actually opens up #and tells deku about his mom's insomnia because she watched her son die (that shit was live streamed tpo 10 bnha tweets btw) #idk i love to think of their moms being a very easy subject to connect through i think it's easier for them that way to be more vulnerablei #and then some fish biteeeeeeeeeeee #but like 3 small ones so they have to gather berries and mushrooms and make stew (dw there's an aldi this is bavaria after all) #but yeah day 1 is a bit weird like it's just them in the woods with no distractions #which is so different from whatever went on during their 1st year of high school #don't read this i will throw up i just need this somewhere this is my public scrapbook #bnha #deku #midoriya izuku #bakugo katsuki #the flower crown on their knees makes this a bit homosexual but fishing is always homosexual im not fighting against that #au: #fishing

[mascxdaddy]

hi so actually if you bite my neck to muffle your moans while i'm fucking you i will probably give in to the primal urges to absolutely ruin you

#i don't make the rules #bite me scratch me #god please #lesbian ns/fw #lesbian nsft #wlw ns/fw #wlw nsft #sapphic nsft #wlw smut

[ps1demodisk]

Sorry I'm not low empathy autistic in the "mysterious loner boy who secretly cares about his friends and talks in a monotone voice" way and I'm actually just completely indifferent to the suffering of people I don't know personally and help strangers out of a sense of "this is the right thing to do" and not "I feel so bad for this person" or guilt.

I sit and listen to my friends even though I don't really care about hearing about their problems because I know they'll be upset if I don't, and despite the fact I honestly can't genuinely care about the issue itself, I care about the impact it's having on my friends and that's enough to make me want to help them through it.

Did you know that's actually an expression of empathy all of its own?

It will absolutely happen again I literally am not even sorry

#actually autistic #low empathy #low empathy autistic #seriously #personal rant #serious post #the first part isn't a dig at people with high empathy or regular empathy btw #i know it reads like that #but i don't have alternative wording #you can't just say #support all autistic people #then turn your back on people who's presentation of autism you dislike #you're just as ableist as any other bigot #and I mean that #don't try to debate me on this post I'll actually bite you

[throesofincreasingwonder]

You know what? I want a whole post for this:

Sex Repulsion is not the same thing as, or an excuse for, Sex Negativity

non-negotiable!

I am a sex-repulsed asexual. This means that I am uncomfortable and repulsed by the idea of engaging in sexual acts. This does not mean that I have an excuse to be repulsed by other people's sexual attraction or the right to police how other people engage in or express sexual acts or attraction.

Young queer people need to learn the difference between sex repulsion and sex negativity, and actively work to unlearn sex-negative attitudes. Asexuality, even sex-repulsed asexuality, is and should be fully compatible with sex positivity.

If you are uncomfortable with the idea of other people feeling sexual attraction or engaging in sexual acts that do not involve you in any way, that is not sex repulsion it is the cultural Christianity and you need to seriously work on that.

#we as asexual people have got to have a talk about this because the shit i have been seeing is NOT okay #asexuality #sex positivity #this is largely intracommunity allo people can engage w/ it but don't be clowns #original post #500 #1k #PLEASE STOP TAGGING THIS AS 'CULTS' YOU CAN CRITIQUE A RELIGION W/O CALLING IT A CULT I AM BITING YOU #this barely even mentions Christianity like someone does not need to be in a cult to be sex negative. and also not all religions are cults #please be normal #other than that y'all have actually been very normal abt this one so far thank you #2k #5k