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Yeeeeeessssss

Have you checked your front garden's gnome population recently by chance?

??? We don't have garden gno-

Right, be right back.

#happy birthday 🎉

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Who am I to tell you what to do with your property, Finn?

Have you checked your front garden's gnome population recently by chance?

??? We don't have garden gno-

Right, be right back.

#😔 #do I look like an interior designer

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Maybe they got a bit cold?

Have you checked your front garden's gnome population recently by chance?

??? We don't have garden gno-

Right, be right back.

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I see nothing wrong here

Have you checked your front garden's gnome population recently by chance?

??? We don't have garden gno-

Right, be right back.

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No no, if you didn't know already it might be better to stay ignorant

Have you checked your front garden's gnome population recently by chance?

??? We don't have garden gno-

Right, be right back.

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Just saw more people are catching onto Everybody Knows' actual source. Big shame we won't be getting any more "pov someone's grandma dancing to this song not knowing it's going to become lost media"

#or maybe we will #but they'll be very #different #kinds of pov things #which I hope to never see #fun while it lasted rip ulterior motives mystery #gg lost media dept

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Pssst. Danteeee. Beloved. Light of my life. You feel like binging the John Wick movies later? I haven't watched Chapter 4 yet. 👀 - 🌹

4 movies straight of Keanu Reeves in a suit murdering people? In 4k? There's no "feel like", we will, so unfortunately, have to do that, very sadly, and we have no choice

#4 movies gay by the end of it #darian answers stuff #being in a room with two beautiful men? #😞 my biggest nightmare #honestly how will I go on

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@fourfuckinghorsemen

#❤️

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@calamity-ashe

make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

#👍

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Whoever said they'd pay me to do the dinosaur tie thing- fork it up

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I saw someone talking about how with the education system they didn't know how they managed to handle so much when they were younger with full school days, compared to now when they have a lot less going on but still get overly stressed despite the reduction. That applies to literally everything doesn't it

#I'm happy with how things have turned out #this is probably the most peaceful route things could've gone #I'm glad we got here that's what I wanted #but there's less going on for me- almost not enough going on #but at the same time when something bigger does crop up it feels like the end of the world #feel like Goldilocks with this stuff #everything is always too much of something #but I don't want it any other way after everything

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Fyi the jojo siwa humiliation ritual conspiracies are 100% lies, the Illuminati has standards when it comes to their lizard people

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On my way, get your shoes on

...am I even gonna be able to see it from here?

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Some people call it paranoia and the aftermath of conditioning, these people aren't living la vida as localy as they could be. Call it prophecy induced foresight to throw off the haters

#👍

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Something of high wealth? Might know a volunteer @thehumancaptchatest

I think we should summon a collective will to live I think that would be nice

I can work with that actually

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Love you love you love you!! 🥰 - 🌹

Love you love you love you love you love you love you love you too ❤️🤲

#tuesdays are getting easier I feel #darian answers stuff