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firendgold · 11 months
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Pk now I want to hear tour rant about how Harrydore is bettter than Grindeldore. Bring it 🤣❤️
ohhh, this one's easy. I've been in this fandom on and off since 2006, and seen how Harry, Albus and Gellert were written pre- and post-'Dumbledore closet interview'. cracks knuckles
got to hit you with that readmore though. and it's going to be in two parts. I rambled again. ^^
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grindeldore vs harrydore
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the tl;dr of the below is the following sentences, and then I'll get into it. My philosophy on gr*ndeld*re extends to all other ships in all other fandoms, especially HP: if it's not an AU and you have to excessively mischaracterize Character A to get them to 'fit' with Character B, then it's not a good ship, canon or not. Albus Dumbledore is quite often mischaracterized in order to 'fit' or 'keep' him with Gellert Grindelwald.
here's my problems with how gr*ndeld*re is most often portrayed:
Inconsistency within canon. JKR is partly mostly to blame for this (because she has contradicted her original 2007 statement in the present day with more interviews in the 2010s and with the Fantastic Beasts movies), but the first problem is: gr*ndeld*re was originally an unrequited ship. The original statement was that Albus was dazzled by Gellert's power, his presence, their similarities, their shared ideals... but That Woman wasn't explicit on whether Gellert ever returned his feelings. But based on her quotes where she says "falling in love can blind you to an extent" and that [Dumbledore] was "terribly, terribly let down" by the result of that whirlwind relationship, I think it's safe to assume that her original idea of Gellert cared far more for seeing his grander plans realized than for the needs and feelings of his 'equal'. And yet... in fandom, they are most often portrayed instead as star-crossed lovers torn apart by 'conflicting ideals'.
The second problem is that in the avalanche of fics and art that have come from The Reveal, the original lesson (/moral...?) behind the reveal of gr*ndeld*re, and how it shaped Albus as an adult, leader, and progressive, just... got lost. Completely lost. The whole point of it was to show that even Albus (supposed 'paragon of goodness' until book 7 showed the fandom that he is a regular human being) can make 'relatable' mistakes like... you know... being friends with a fascist. Being in love with a fascist, even. Thanks to said retcon interviews and the new movies (and even before that tbh) the fandom has since: overexaggerated Albus' new clay feet to the point of bashing him, idolized Grindelwald's red flag traits and ideals to the point where he has become the new "Tom Riddle was just misunderstood!" guy, and twisted that lesson/moral/whatever to mean that actually Albus and Gellert were tragically kept away from each other by an itsy bitsy little difference of opinion. A minor little fight. Casual death of your sick sister. Haven't we all been there?
The fandom diminishing the real reasons why Albus and Gellert eventually clashed, were destined to clash, is bad enough. What's worse is the opposite end. Some Dumbledore-bashing fans go the other way and paint present-day Dumbledore with the same brush as Grindelwald, even going so far as to say he still supports The Greater Good even though his entire character is literally built on being the opposite of the pro-magic, anti-Muggle philosophy. Albus has also been painted in some fics and even meta discussions as someone who 'regrets' his past not because his sister died and his brother is estranged from him, but just because his ex-boyfriend is in prison and he maybe kind of regrets not going full fascist with him. Like... bruh. NO. There are people who ship gr*ndeld*re just because they feel like Grindelwald, the worst dark wizard in the world, the reason why Voldemort is only a minor league little lord in comparison, is an appropriate "punishment" for the character they already dislike and thus misinterpret. (Side note: I'm not sure if I'm in a worse hell watching Albus' character get whitewashed for fascism or demonized so he can be a miserable lonely gay.)
Albus diminishes himself to meet Gellert's needs. An in-universe problem this time instead of a meta/RL one: Albus and Gellert were lovers, yes, but in order to be so, Albus had to actively start neglecting his siblings (since in Aberforth's words he was 'doing all right' taking care of them before Gellert showed up) and leaning more into anti-Muggle sentiment. He put all his energy into what for most of the magical world was a wild goose chase after some fairy-tale items. (Remember, most wixen don't give a shit about the Deathly Hallows, or think they're even real.) He became the person Gellert needed/desired most. Albus became a version of himself that he despised later in his life and after his death.
Relationships often include the members changing, and it's easy for even the most devoted partners to fall out of love if they change and are now too different from one another, or one person changes and the other... doesn't. After Ariana died, Albus chose to become a different person and champion the same people he and his family once despised. He chose to stay away from Gellert, whether he called it cowardice or principles or whatever else. And his choice put him in conflict with Gellert, who at sixteen refused to change course or rethink his ideals even when his choices led to the death of a magical person (the type of person he supposedly prizes above all others). His magical boyfriend's magical sister, even. And we see no sign that Gellert changed, repented, or considered Albus until decades later, at the very end of his life—far too late.
Healthy relationships require give-and-take, sacrificing for your partner in things big and small. For high-stakes relationships like Albus and Gellert's (queer in the 1800s, sweet Merlin), that is even more true. During that steamy summer of 1899, it was Albus who did all the sacrifcing/giving and Gellert who did all the taking. Gellert may have entertained the idea of bringing Ariana along on his quest with Albus (we don't know), but Aberforth was right to say that it would have been torture for her—and no alternate idea was brought up that would prioritize the wellbeing of Albus' siblings while he was away. And in the moment of required reciprocity when Albus was at his lowest, Gellert left him behind and went off to go rule the world. Not even the most diehard shipper can argue against the fact that when Ariana died, Grindelwald left.
This problem is even more personal/biased than the other ones. Albus and Gellert parted ways in 1899. They didn't see each other again until the duel in 1945 (because fuck Fantastic Beasts, the scripts don't even make fucking sense). Albus defeated Gellert, put him in prison, and then went on living for another fifty-two years. And That Woman expects me to believe that Albus never had a relationship with anyone before Gellert, and never even looked at another wizard afterward? In 52 years, he was one-and-done? He never once fell in love with other people, whether or not he fully trusted them/let them in? Be serious. Pull the other one. It's not realistic, and it doesn't speak to the kind of man Albus Dumbledore is. He may not have found a man to check the same boxes Gellert did, but he wouldn't arguably be looking for someone too similar to his old flame. He might not trust them unconditionally or be the Perfect Partner for them (bc whew traumaaa), but there would be other people for Albus in a realistic Magical Britain (even discounting time travel shenanigans). Before the reveal, the most popular people to ship Albus with were Minerva, Alastor, and Elphias Doge; these options are still arguably more valid. Albus Dumbledore loves love, he champions love, and he doesn't think he deserves it after his sins, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't go looking. It's mind-boggling to me that with all the well-deserved disavowing of JKR following her anti-trans hate (and her shameless pandering to the same people calling her a witch poisoning their children's minds decades ago), that some people still treat her words about Albus and Gellert's relationship and its effects on Albus in particular as gospel. I sure don't. (Especially because she said he became "asexual" after His One Gay Experience when like. That's not. What asexuality is??? And ace gay people exist???) Whether you count the FB movies or not, there are still decades of Albus' life that are a mystery, and I refuse to believe he closed his heart and caged his dick for all of them.
IMPORTANT END NOTE: These observations obviously do not apply to all gr*ndeld*re shippers. Some people genuinely do like both characters, characterize them correctly, and still want to see them together for reasons. I'm not going to judge them. I ship a frigging time travel age gap ship, how the fuck could I. And I'm also aware that a lot of fics/art are made to color in between the lines of what we don't know in the fandom, bringing Albus and Gellert together during the mystery years, or making one wizard better for the other to address all the ship baggage. I just can't join them because of how rarely that occurs (and, admittedly, how much I personally can't see it). You would not believe how many fics and discussions I've seen that lionize Grindelwald and treat Dumbledore like an accessory, or completely mischaracterize Albus' motivations, intentions, and actions, and then put him with "the other Big Bad". UGH.
Most of the time, I see gr*ndeld*re the ship hurting Albus the individual. It's very rare to find an iteration where Albus is not bearing the consequences of Gellert's choices, Gellert's actions, Gellert's mistakes and harm done. I think Albus deserves better than to be Gellert's accessory just because he loved him deeply long ago.
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okay. whew. that was a lot.
a character limit prevents me from continuing here, so the second half of this versus will go elsewhere, sorry!
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abey-baby-apologist · 10 months
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clone high final episode spoilers below! (9 n 10)
holy fuck im so happy. even though im super annoyed how they keep throwing a bunch of really good ideas for relationships and plot in the trash- im just so happy with what we got. 
OK FIRST EPISODE 9??? THE ANIMATION WAS SO FUCKING GOOD AND I HAD TO PAUSE BECAUSE WHEN WESLEY WAS FLAILING IN THE SEA, IT WAS DAMN smooth and pleasant to watch, as morbid as it sounds lol. that whole scene with the comic-esque vibe was so so pleasing. 
and that whole episode was super like, sad but funny. i literally stood up and yelled when Mr. B was getting near the edge. like i probably woke up every single one of my neighbors in like.. a 50 mile radius it was that bad im so fucking annoying about this show. 
BUT THEN SCUDS SAVED HIM AND I WAS SO HAPPY, LIKE THEYRE LITERALLY AN OLD COUPLE, AND LITERALLY THEY’RE FATHERS TO THEIR CLONE KIDS AND THEYRE ALL SUCH A BIG HAPPY FAMILY AND AUGHHHH im gonna draw family stuff with them so bad. I WISH THESE EPISODES CAME OUT BEFORE FATHERS DAY IT WOULD’VE BEEN PERFECT. 
ok, episode 10 i have to take a deep breath with. i am VERY happy. and idk if it was because the bar was so low, or if it was because i was so anxious i was vomiting everywhere because i needed content so bad, but i am overjoyed. 
THE ABETOPH CONTENT WE GOT WAS SO GOOD. WE HAVE LIKE... 3 NEW CUTE PHOTOS OF THEM HANGING OUT, AND LIKE A BUNCH OF MOMENTS OF ABE CARRYING TOPHER ON HIS BACK. was it because he was being tophers lackey? fine, sure, whatever. BUT AFTER THAT WHEN JFK BROKE TOPHERS PHONE IT WAS OVER (im upset it wasnt developed on further because people who didnt watch it in real time like us will surely be fine. so fuck you.) 
Also, ABE AND JFKS FREINDSHIP HOLUYDBIUJEWNFJKNF oh my god not to be autistic but i was stimming so fucking hard WHEN THEY HUGGED, I WAS LIKE YES FINALLY. FINALLLLLYYY!!! theyre my sweet boys and THAT WHOLE FRIEND GROUP HAS ME IN TEARS. LIKE abe and Confucius are already bros, as we see them playing in the school yard, and JFK and Confucius are already bros from the sleepover episode, but NOW JFK AND ABE ARE BROS. FUCK. YEAH. oh and tophers there too. i like how they treat topher tbh. like hes just there until he says something out of pocket and they’re just like stfu. 
but with the girls friend group.. oof. i honestly loved them so much, especially with cleo, but NOW ITS FUCKED. and its not even joans fault tbh. like when i was watching the scene where frida dropped joan i was like “damn” but then, JOAN MENTIONS HOW SHE HELPED EVERYONE BEFORE AND I WAS LIKE “DAYYYYYYUUMMMM UR RIGHT” so now im conflicted. But again like??? bruh i would choose cleo too tbh lmao.
Also, i’m glad clone college isn’t real. because jfk mentions about taking shelly to .. biology? which i think is a only 1st year class. and in the original clone high everyone is like “omg u hit puberty over summer” Which i feel is typically something thats potrayed in media AFTER middle school. but i could be wrong so, idk. just really glad they didn’t do the clone college bc i hate change. also theyre 16 lmao. OR MAYBE THEY WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT... in the future when highschools done?? IDK. IDC.
anyway. im scared for joans friend group and i fucking love joan, and i am in love with abe, toph, jfk, and Confucius’s little bromances and augh. im so happy. and THE CLIFF HANGER WASN’T TERRIBLE ALSO, IN MY OPNINON. 
im just glad joanabe wasn’t endgame. i mean, i would be pretty happy because im a sucker for childhood friends to lovers but also NOOOOOO joan deserves better. so. yeah 10/10 
if you read this far, holy crap, im proud of you, and ily 
that is my review on the finale so i’ll be making so much content now that im not on the brink of collapsing everytime i think of clone high. like trust me im gonna try and stretch out this fixation for as long as i can. though im probably gonna draw a surplus of abe and jfk art bc they were my fav in 2020
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witchydino · 1 year
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Honestly I can imagine that many people wouldn't visit belphie a second time. Like most of us probs only climbed that stairwell to A. Personally piss of lucifer or B. Try to find what hes hiding like baby pictures or something. But instead stumble onto belphie out here lying terribly like there isn't a picture of him in the house.
Now I love art so I would've looked at every frame hung on the walls in that house on day 1. But I just love the idea of interacting with him knowing full well he's lying.
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Belphie: Help, I'm a human and that demon lucifer has locked me up here!
Mc: bruh theres literally pics of you in the house. You're the 7th brother Belphegor.
Mc: Also you look nothing like a human, did you honestly think I was gonna be that dumb? Don't answer that actually.
Belphie: Well I guess you figured me out quickly but lucifer did lock me up here.
Mc: That sounds like a personal problem.
Belphie: So you aren't gonna help me?
Mc: See that probably requires effort and my plate is already super full, maybe if there was something in it for me but probably not. How would I help you anyway?
Belphie: Tch. Lucifer put a magic seal on this door, you would have to control all of my brothers inorder to break it. So you would need to form packs with them by gaining their trust.
Mc: HA THATS EASY I'm literally already doing that. I have mamo and levi already, although it wasn't exactly planned, but after meeting solomon I personally wanted to start collecting pacts just so people would stop calling me weak.
Mc: I'll consider helping you but don't count on it, I'd ask why you were up here but you are obvs a liar so I won't trust your answer. Whatever you did might have been well deserved considering Lucifer is telling everyone you are in the human realm.
Mc: So this might be more trouble then its worth and it's really not even my business. Oh well guess you'll find out later what I decided because I am sooo not coming back up here it stinks. Byeeeee.
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craw-dacious · 5 months
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Thats the art of getting by, by sarewolf
Again, new to marauders. This fic 3 that I’ve read. Feel free to shoot me recs, currently looking for ~100,000 word fic with a good angst balance and no major character death.
Summary: Overall this story was INCREDIBLE. I loved the writing style, such a good amount of angst, and an easy to follow narrative. It raised Harry like exactly how I wanted and was so cutey and sweetly and UGH
SPOILERS BELOW BEWARE
Chapter one
I already like the opening quote. Can tell the writing is going to be good.
God the angst is already great
He’s only 24 wild
I kind of forgot just how much he lost that night, like all of his closest friends were dead. Even in canon, with no world star this probably sucks the worst for Lupin.
Okay I’m actually crying already
I’ve been wanting a babyfic since the first one I read
This is such a hard thing to do, parenting is hard without the trauma and sob storying
Chapter two
I wonder how they are going to reincorporate Sirius
And I’m concerned about Harry’s quietness, I feel like that’s not consistent with who he grows up to be
Hoping for some baby Ron and harry content eventually 
I never give Kudos until the end of the fic, this is incredible and I absolutely adore it already
Literally crying from how sad Remus is Jesus
Chapter three
YES love old lady gossip
Neris is so cute delicious
Plus Harry is opening up a lot, so far very happy chapter!
So gay bruh
HARRY BEING SAD TOO IS KILLING ME JUST A BABY FR
This is actually fucking INFURIATING him being like “Sirius never loved us” like BRO I know you’re being LIED TO but I CANNOT HANDLE IT TOO SAD
Chapter four
Now I need to be a depressed widow with a three year old son who loves me
Like I think just having a child would patch my soul
This is actually the cutest thing ever love love love
I think me and remus lupin are the same person
Like gay traumatized werewolf = teenaged girl
“Oh the memories, oh the love” SO ME
YES RON AND HARRY BEST FRIENDS IM GONNA SOB
Damn he’s in love with Sirius fr fr
Can tell this is a shift, so gonna do a small recap
Wonderful characterization
Remus kind of being forced to push forward is great narratively, a little concerned about how it will work with pacing
They write Harry very well, not annoying as children can often be in fic
Chapter five
This is what I wanted, you see James and Lily in harry and remus is just thoughtful and reflective enough to show the audience the importance of this its just MWAH
Oh my god
Baby trauma. He’s so cute and being such a little bitch
Literally so sad, like remus is such a better parent than the Dursleys could ever be but him knowing what harry had makes it sad
If I have to read “angry fucks” again im gonna lose it, say sex please, at least sometimes
YES HE’S FREEEE
Chapter six
God this sucks, like I know they aren’t truly in danger but the emotional turmoil goes crazy
3 chapters till we get Sirius saying it now
Cannot understate how much remus’s pining and distraught connects to me
Like I can tell they were in love but SO TOXIC which, again, is teenage girl core
Not to diminish the relationship, I think the way teenage girls evaluate breakups and romance is like peak human condition and is incredibly poignant amidst the issues of war and death and loss.
YES FUCK YES HELL YEAH INNOCENT INNOCENT INNOCENTTTTTT FUCK PETER HATE THAT SON OF A BITCH
Chapter seven
UGH I know I said fuck Peter but this still sucks ass
When do I get to see Sirius. Ik I said 3 chapters but I didn’t mean it
Damn Petes evil as fuck
The justice in him being DECLARED innocent is so beautiful. I wish that could’ve happened in the books, he died being known as a shitty, terrible human being
Chapter eight
Ok skip this shit and jump to the gay sex I do not want a flashback rn I need TEARS
Jk obviously its important and builds suspense, well written two with good symbolism
Fuck fuck fuck fuck just kiss please I need them to kiss please
Like I actually cannot watch them be fucking roommates ill vomit
Sobbing sobbing sobbing “I hope not” Jesus fucking christ let me suck the authors dick I love this sm
Chapter nine
Just taking in the idea that both Sirius and Harry see each other as a replacement for James in the books, that is such a beautiful like concept with such horrible influences on how they treat each other and I really want to see how its reconciled here, if its relevant at all
Harry with his two dads that barely speak to each other
I do need reconciliation but making sure the weight of tragedy is like there also seems important
But also, please, just fuck already
Chapter ten
Ok remus time to put your big boy pants on and apologize
Like actually nothing will fix itself until you say sorry man
“He’s pack” BRUH harry
Pls having to tell everyone you’re living with this famous not-criminal is so funny I actually am losing it
Pls just be nice to each other for once bruh
Yay!! Nice!!
They’re so like fucked up its messy brother
Chapter eleven
THIS IS SO CUTE IM GONNA KMS
The dog plushie, the memory album, literally everything god I love Christmas
Omfg. Sweater. Sobbing.
AND HITTING ME WITH ANGST AT THE END. This is such a good joy-depression balance
Like its SO SO SAD like irrevocably depressing and filled with grief but also like LIFE and CHILDHOOD and JOY and bruuuhh
Chapter twelve
evil
Chapter fourteen
Basically skipped twelve and thirteen
Jesus Christ
That was gay sex fs
The dementors kiss scene was fucking heart breaking, like devastatingly sad but obviously Peter deserved it
Actually idk, soullessness is so horrific
Then THE KISS and the SEX and everything it was so raw and good and Jesus fucking christ
I want to have sex with eric again bruh
Just so sad, and so happy at the end with the talk of learning to live with it and just UGH amazing I love it
Literally cannot think of a critique atm, im sure ill have some at the end though
FULL RECAP
Yes I know I skipped 16 and 17 and I'm sorry.
Overall this story was INCREDIBLE. I loved the writing style, such a good amount of angst, and an easy to follow narrative. It raised Harry like exactly how I wanted and was so cutey and sweetly and UGH. I will say I wish there was more to the plot than “everyone is sad and trying to not be anymore”While that is a completely reasonable story, it does make it a little boring. But because this fic is fairly short it works out alright. My only true criticism is going to be on the pacing. I am not sure at all when Harry and Remus were introduced to each other, or how far after that Sirius came into their lives. I also think Harry and Sirius’ connection, while amazing, was a bit unrealistic at the beginning. For a child with this much past to IMMEDIATELY latch onto someone like this is kinda wild, but it works for the story so no big deal honestly. I think characterizations were good, not great. However, this is a situation we haven’t seen marauders in and I’m not super familiar with how marauders are usually characterized outside of reading the books and watching movies, so I’d reevaluate characterization stuff once im more engrossed in the fandom.
This is something I just thought about while adding tags, having moody in this fic was nice. He's a character I'd like to see more out of what I've read so far in marauders
9/10, truly loved this one
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arklayraven · 2 months
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Thinking about the fact last night I was working to get all the unlockable art of Sol...and I didn't choose the option to save him. and the moment I saw his hand injured, my heart dropped and I felt so terrible. lol
Like i wanted to just hold his injured hand and kiss it better(even tho i know that would do nothing) and apologize endlessly. But bruh...I felt something strong there. Like this need to protect him and love him with all my heart and soul.
But is it romantic love or what? lmao
Only time will tell.
Anyway. Time to watch some more MHA maybe.
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linterteatime · 1 year
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Why did you delete all ur iz stuff
In a resume: Because the fandom tired the shit out of me lol, a little bit of every thing you can think of, but what got me for reals i think was how... Weeeeird the fandom was to the characters which most are minors, either in general or straight up in my comments of my art lol maybe it still is like that idk I don't keep up with it anymore
I am tho, drawing for it again! (insane), I think I said: never again bruh terrible experience. but allow me to try again, for the sane people in the hellhole
Also It's not deleted, well not all of it lol, my instagram account has everything in the archive thingy (I have been putting the stuff i like out again these few days, slowly )
in tumblr tho I did delete a bunch of stuff, which is the shippy stuff, I tried to get it back (very silly of me) but it isn't recoverable, which is kinda funny because of all the sites that I could think deleted stuff could be recovered, y'know I could think the one that keeps that stuff still out there could lol, still, if I had that stuff that could remain in private for a looooong time, because: insane people in general, so eh it's whatever, not something I'm interested in anyways.
As for the stuff that is still here, I will unprivate them...eventually, I'm lazy.
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unhingedselfships · 10 months
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LINK TO GAME
🌍Adventurecore🌎 ~ If you could take your F/O anywhere in real life, where would you take them?
Literally anywhere. I would go anywhere with this man, as long as I could be with him.
🛍️Barbiecore🛍️ ~ Show us your favorite outfit that your F/O has worn!
I have posts about this already lol.
🖕Bastardcore🖕 ~ Are there any “flaws” of your F/O that you find endearing?
Uh. I really shouldn’t like that he’s a man-child, highly manipulative, serial killer with mommy(?) issues, but here we are.
🌳Cabincore🌳 ~ You and your F/O are enjoying a weekend in nature. How do you spend it?
Attempting to camp! Then giving up, renting a cabin, and enjoying nice hikes that end with us in a very pleasant actual bed.
📖Dazecore📖 ~ What would you say is your F/O’s biggest passion (outside of you, of course 🥰)?
Murder? I’m kidding. Guns, knives, cooking. Probably.
😱Expressionism😱 ~ Describe to us exactly how your F/O makes you feel! Or, for a twist, describe how you make your F/O feel! Or do both!
Oh lort its a lot. Tired, frustrated, annoyed, happy, content, safe, comfortable, satisfied. He exhausts me but I wouldn’t trade him for anything.
I couldn’t really speak for Kenshi, except I know he needs me too, and that he is… a bit conflicted, about the nature of our relationship. But then, feelings in general confuse him so.
🖤Femme Fatale🖤 ~ What, in your opinion, is your F/O’s greatest achievement?
Look at all that emotional and character growth!
🔍Film Noir🔍 ~ Are there any questions about your F/O that you’d like to see their source answer?
So many. I’m working on wearing the creator down!
🪨Groundcore🪨 ~ What would your F/O do if you became a worm?
Bruh idefk. Let me ask.
Apparently, per Word of Creator, in character, he would step on me and crush me. Now we know how he really feels lmfao.
📝Hipness Purgatory📝 ~ If your F/O drew you, how would it turn out?
… I actually know nothing of the man’s art skills. I’ll need to investigate. Will report back.
Ok so update! He has no art skills but he does have steady hands. So it would be a vaguely Kimi-ish human shape with a "sorry" speech bubble because she apologizes all the time.
💾Internet Academia💾 ~ How did you discover your F/O or their source?
I stopped being intimidated by Majimemegoro and interacted and then BAM. Shit happened.
🚎Joyride🚎 ~ How would a road trip with your F/O, friends/associates, and you go?
Depends on which friends/associates. But probably not too terribly? Probably? Kenshi loves to drive, Kimi loves to ride. They'll trade aux/Bluetooth control. Lots of pee breaks for Kimi that he'll pretend to be annoyed about. So many snacks. They'll definitely take a rental so she doesn't get crumbs in his car.
🪁Kidcore🪁 ~ Tell us about the earliest memory you can remember with your F/O!
Meeting him at a Tojo Clan party! Incidentally it was my introduction to basically everyone. He was one of a very few that spoke English and the only one not being an asshole to me!
(Childhood Friends AU, we meet when I find him crying in the corner of a park and I drag him home with me! What a cutie!)
🎧Lo-Fi🎧 ~ Let’s say your F/O is up late working on something. How do you support them, or how do you get them to go to bed?
Depends on how focused he is but generally he can be coaxed into bed with cuddles. Otherwise I keep him stocked in smokes, snacks, and water. He handles his own alcohol. I miiiiight bring him coffee. Maybe.
🎮Nintencore🎮 ~ Create a Pokémon team for your F/O!
This one’s tough. Do I make a team I think actually represents him, or one he would have? I’ll try for both. Majimeme can weigh in perhaps. I can say there would be absolutely NO dog types lmfao.
(Should I do a team for Kimi too?)
Team One
Muk - reference to the environmental impact of the factories Sneasel - a sneaky ambush type attacker Murkrow - bearer of misfortune Mimikyu - tell me this isn’t Kadokura in pokemon form. lonely, but watch out! Porygon-Z - science! technology! the future! Garbodor - majimemegoro insists he’s trash so….
Team Two
Sudowoodo - trees! nature! conservation! Ursaring - mountain village vibes, Hokkaido energy Abomasnow - Hokkaido, snow, do I need to explain? Sawsbuck - more nature shit Gothita - he has no idea what this thing is but it’s cute and it makes Mio happy so whatever Pangoro - “Kimberly this feels racist” “hush it markets well”
🐕Petcore🐕 ~ What animal reminds you of your F/O?
He’s known as a Coyote. He often acts a bit like a cat. Is there an intersection to be found there?
🍷Red Academia🍷 ~ What’s your favorite fun-fact about your F/O?
SPOILERS hehe
💤Sleepycore💤 ~ What is it like going to bed with your F/O? How do they sleep?
He’s clingy. Bad nights he takes a ton of pills and good luck waking his ass. Worst nights, night terrors, although those are pretty rare.
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noroi1000 · 2 years
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Hey hey, can I please have a JJK matchup? (With a nsfw headcanon if it's ok)
I'm an intp, pansexual and genderfluid, also Brazilian, just proud yk (Go mostly by she/her he/him). I'm around 5'0, I have curly/wavy brown hair (short), hooded green eyes, I have really big thighs and uh breasts? I'm really pale, not really skinny, but not chubby yk? I don't really know my aesthetic, but people would call it "rockstar girlfriend".
I'm terrible at showing emotions (alexithymia 😭😭), an ambivert it depends on my mood, VERY impulsive, laugh easily, but I also cry easily, moody, kinda stubborn, kind, all about taking care of people I love, my friends say I'm funny and scary? HWIAKAKSJAI. Kinda a mom friend, cuz...mommy issues, anyways, I have quality time and acts of service as my love languages, really touch starved, so I get really touchy sometimes, also love giving gifts.
I love art, like all kinds, but music, bruh!!! I love singing, writing songs whatever. I'm obsessed with Greek mythology, I write about almost all the myths I find, cinema is also a big passion of mine, wanted to be an actor or a filmmaker, thrillers and slashers are my favorites definitely, love horses twas random, but it's true, I love twd, b99, rdr2 and some other things.
My best friend means the world to me, and I really value friendship, I don't have a big friend group, but I love them fr.
I hope you have the information you need, and I'm sorry about my grammar, English is not my first language. 🛐🛐
I think your Jujutsu kaisen matchup is
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I guess everyone can say that he looks like a very tired person. Life isn't perfect for him, but he certainly doesn't complain about anything.
He has a family around him that he loves. All his relatives are the most important to him.
He will take care of them as much as possible. After all, apart from them, there are no other people who will like and love him. He will do what someone asks him to do. But of course he has his own mind and will not do anything that would have a bad effect on his loved ones.
He is and will always be the older brother, therefore he is very protective. He may even neglect himself sometimes just to get something better for others.
He would never do anything selflessly for people who can make someone suffer.
He does not hold a grudge against people, so he believes that they can do whatever they want. He doesn't care. For him, only his relatives are important.
He has a really terrible sense of humor. Something is funny to him, he'll laugh, but his face is mostly serious.
He is also terrible in feelings. He often has the same expression on his face. When it comes to showing emotions, these emotions must be strong enough to break through the barrier of indifference.
He is sad, happy or angry, he will show it the moment these emotions reach the upper limit of his heart. Then he will no longer hold back.
He cries in sorrow as well as in happiness. However, this is something that can only be observed when he is with his loved ones. If that's the case for them. Same thing with a smile.
He has a really big heart for the people he loves.
He loves his family the most. It's his world, and nothing can take him away from it. He will stay alone as long as he can. For everyone he loves, he will be there whenever and wherever they need him.
Headcanon:
• He hates nothing more than having someone hurt his loved ones. After all, no one has the right to do this. For him, he is the kind of person who has to take care of everyone. Everyone lives for everyone. He is always stubborn when it comes to something dangerous. At all costs, he would not allow anything to hurt any of them.
• If you don't want to, you don't have to show him that you love him often. After all, if he knew it once, you don't have to explain it to him a second time. It was enough for him once. And then it's important that you show it to him somehow. Little gestures are enough.
• He doesn't know much about it because he focused on giving love and safety to his siblings, but he wasn't used to having someone else give him a lot of himself. He gives everything for someone. For you. For everyone he loves, but no one cares for him as much as he cares for someone. As the oldest of all, he knew he had to give himself to others and not expect much in return.
Therefore, as soon as you start to care for him as much as he cares for you, he will be surprised. The hands that nurture him. The words he hears. He then knows that nothing has been wasted. That he didn't do anything wrong. That you love him as he is. Even though he may scare you.
• Something he never wanted was rejection and loss. That is why he was very happy that he did not lose anything but gained. Someone he cares about. Someone who even cared for him. You were a person to him who was as close as anyone else. You give him something he needs. Love and care for him.
• You can give him anything. Every thing from you is the most wonderful gift for him. He sees the most in the little things. It doesn't even have to be a thing. It could be anything. Devotion, being with him still. This is the best gift for him.
He will give you the same.
• Acts of service are what is your main language. Well, he's shy. He's not used to romantic feelings. Therefore, it is easier for him to show that he loves you than to tell.
• He will support whatever you want. (It is important that it is not dangerous for you)
• It will blush so much whenever you call it a sweet name. Or you even joke that he cares about you like he was your mom/dad. One might even get the impression that his face is steaming from the heat that emanates from his skin.
• Surprisingly, he takes your stubbornness very well. And whatever you do. Everything calmly or even with a smile. It's cute for him if you're doing something you've never done before. He then feels like he is spending time with your little version. Because it is difficult to throw him off balance in such a situation.
• He is a jealous person, so he will hold you, hug you, or do anything to know that you are with him.
• Do what you want with him. No matter what. Even anything related to art. He won't forbid you to do this, and he won't run away if you ask him. Same with something you want to do with him. He will not deny you this.
• He remembers everything 💕
"I made a bath for you. Just how you like it. And also dinner. I have prepared everything you can like. And I know you'll like it. And me too."
NSFW: • When there is no one to suddenly come in, he becomes more different. As if it wasn't him. Smile on your face, hands gliding irritatingly over your skin. Mouth quickly doing everything it can. So firmly, but certainly not brutally. He remembers everything. And that also includes remembering every tender point on your body. Anything that makes you squirm with pleasure. He is the one who is more dominant than submissive, but you are equal. Unless you want otherwise. Body worship. He would do anything to make you feel good and moan for him in pleasure. Tears of pleasure are welcome. Grabbing his hair and leaving marks on his body too.
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chronic-boogara · 2 years
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Hey hey, can I please have a matchup?
I'm an intp, pansexual and genderfluid, also Brazilian, just proud yk 🤪🤪(Go mostly by she/her he/him). I'm around 5'0, I have curly/wavy brown hair (short), hooded green eyes, I have really big thighs and uh breasts? I'm really pale, not really skinny, but not chubby yk? I don't really know my aesthetic, but people would call it "rockstar girlfriend".
I'm terrible at showing emotions (alexithymia 😭😭), an ambivert it depends on my mood, VERY impulsive, laugh easily, but I also cry easily, moody, kinda stubborn, kind, all about taking care of people I love, my friends say I'm funny and scary? HWIAKAKSJAI. Kinda a mom friend, cuz...mommy issues, anyways, I have quality time and acts of service as my love languages, really touch starved, so I get really touchy sometimes, also love giving gifts.
I love art, like all kinds, but music, bruh!!! I love singing, writing songs whatever. I'm obsessed with Greek mythology, I write about almost all the myths I find, cinema is also a big passion of mine, wanted to be an actor or a filmmaker, thrillers and slashers are my favorites definitely, love horses twas random, but it's true, I love twd, b99, rdr2 and some other things.
My best friend means the world to me, and I really value friendship, I don't have a big friend group, but I love them fr.
I hope you have the information you need, and I'm sorry about my grammar, English is not my first language. 🛐🛐
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𝐢 𝗺𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐲𝗼𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡- 𝗺𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥 𝗺𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐬
♡your perfect slasher match is the shadow of haddonfeild himself, mr. michael myers. he’s not really built for love but once he gets accustomed to having you around he makes a decent partner.
♡mikey doesn’t much care about appearance but he’d be lying if he said he didn’t like the size difference. it was to feel your small hands in his when you hold his hand. and as for your body he doesn’t care at all. he loves you just the way you are it wouldn’t matter if you had seven arms,three eyes and purple skin you’re his lover and nothing will change that.
♡michael likes the more “emo” “punk” side of fashion so he quickly falls in love with the way you dress. if he’s feeling bold he will ask you to put eyeliner on his mask.
♡we all know mikey isn’t too good with emotions either so you’re in the same boat there. it’ll take a while for anything to blossom , feelings wise but he is a patient man. let’s not talk about how he is socially..because that side of him doesn’t exist. he loves how spontaneous you are. he doesn’t like to sit and think about decisions he’d much rather just act upon them.
♡as for you being scary michael things that’s a good thing. of course you don’t scare him but it’s good to have someone who is somewhat of an outcast like him.
♡michael didn’t hear much music growing up so you’ll have to introduce him to your favorites. he isn’t too picky at first but once he finds what he likes he refuses to listen to anything else.
♡he didn’t go to school for long so you’re free to teach him all about mythology,films, the arts whatever you want. it’s not like he has anything better to do anyway. he’s a very supportive partner, he thinks you can do absolutely anything and he will back you till the end.
♡he does enjoy tv but he only watches the dark and gritty stuff. brooklyn 99 is not funny to him though he does like rosa a lot. he just thinks she’s neat. he usually doesn’t process what’s infront of him anyway. he just stares. michael is such a picky person when it comes to media he enjoys.
♡mikey never had many friends growing up so please introduce yours to him. he’ll be nice, it’s a promise. he doesn’t understand the meaning of friendship just like love it’ll take time. he’s a pretty quick leaner for the most part. plus being a part of your life makes him so happy :)
♡though he’s not a perfect man michael will try his best for you. you’re the light in his life and he will do absolutely anything to keep those warm rays of sun shining in his grey life.
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ooh-its-simp · 2 years
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I'm having an awful week.... So here's random facts about me and this beautiful fucking hoe of mine 😩😩:
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Shorter and I would get so high or drunk off our faces, we end up slow dancing to upbeat club music at a rave party
Learnt to get around New York City because of him
Shorter does the cooking coz he can't stand bland boiled vegetables and meat... not my fault it's good for you SHEESH =3=
He likes my baking at least.. and he's suprised that it ain't bland XD
During art school, I couldn't stop drawing him. (Also true irl, I will admit. Except art school being in America. I never left this oversized island before XD) And honestly still can't stop.
We argue over which consoles better. He prefers Playstation while I prefer Xbox.... then Ash slam dunks us with PC having mods, 4K and more games. Like bruh.
I call his motorcycle Red Steed
Shorter chose the gamer tag "The BFG" Which I've mistaken for as "The Big Friendly Giant"... but he was referring to the weapon in DOOM 4/ Eternal "The Big Fucking Gun" And of course he changed it after that convo XDD
Out of all of Shorter's friends, I can't get along with Ash. Simply because every game he touches beats my high score and I have to spend all day and night trying to reclaim the dozens of high scores =-=
Shorter would definitely hate my dad, especially while my dad's drunk and wouldn't hesitate to beat his ass. And he doesn't need my permission to either. Someone needs to knock some sense into that fool when he gets like that.
I swear Shorter teaching me Chinese and making me say it after him is his plan to kill me with embarrassment. But he convinced me he's being genuine by letting me teach him Te Reo... now I understand why he likes making me nervous XDD
Ngl I love it when he's emotional or sensitive, its so fucking sweet
I've met Nadia and she's so fucking cool, I love it when she talks about every single embarrassing story she has of her brother.. but Shorter hates it. Probably why he doesn't like hanging around his sister while I'm there, if he had to stay then he's probably thinking "Wow, they're bitches from different witches alright."
He never admitted that he was in a gang yet and I haven't admitted that I have PCOS, Diabetes type 2 or Hypertension... coz I have no idea what he'd do if he finds out this whole time we can't have a kid so easily or at all if it was ever decided ^^;... then again, what would I be thinking if he told me he leads a whole mafia and killed people before? o3o;
I play Fortnite and he hates seeing it on the TV almost every... Fortnite 👀 (bad pun ik XD)
Between me and Shorter, I'm mostly terrible to sleep with. I kneed him hard in the butt once in our sleep and now we have a pillow barrier between us.. still gotta get use to sharing a bed XD
I hate it when he watches me draw coz he knows I'm always drawing him
It was a surprise to me that he could do graffiti art and shamelessly flawless at it, but he has no idea why I'm making such a big deal out of it
I appreciate how he likes to talk about his culture, means he's closer to home than we think. Me? I rather be far from my home as possible tbh XD
If I had to explain how I fell for him, it was like a honey bee to a sweetpea... meaning his purple hair caught my attention like a colorful flower to a bee. And the flower turning out to be the sweetest of them all
Oh I love the manga version just as much, but he won't get my attention as easily no doubt, unless he approaches first, then hell yeah.
I never believed Shorter's his real name and he believes Nature isn't my name either XD
I can't remember (or haven't decided o3o) where our first kiss was but it was either at a party or at the old Freedom Tunnel
Speaking of first, we didn't know each others exsistance until we glance across the road
Okay, I'm finally done and was actually a lot of fun. But I think I can nap. Happy sailing, Shippers!
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wingsonghalo · 2 years
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30, 33, and 36 for the writer ask thing???
Whoohoo! Thank you for asking!!
30. Talk to me about the role dreams play in your writing life. Have you ever used material from your dreams in your writing? Have you ever written in a dream? Did you remember it when you woke up?
My dreams are usually so boring, man. I just dream about whatever I do in daily life 80% of the time, and the rest are anxiety dreams/nightmares and Cool Stuff I Never Remember. When I write, dreams usually play the role of the POV character's subconscious fears or worries. I can't really recall a specific time I've directly used stuff from my dreams in my writing, but I do know that it's happened.
As for if I've written in a dream before... yes. Usually when I've been spending whole days writing and am anxious about it.
33. Do you practice any other art besides writing? Does that art ever tie into your writing, or is it entirely separate?
When I was a child I liked literally every kind of art. Yarn art, collage, sculpting, painting, drawing, etc. Singing and acting as well. I'm still really into singing and voice acting and drawing, but I don't get to do any of the other stuff anymore. Still got most of the supplies for it, though.
The only art form I've always been dreadful at is dance. I took jazz dance for 3 weeks when I was like 4 I think? I dropped out because I got so tired of doing the Macarena that I started making fun of it and all the other kids laughed so I thought I was a Comedian and kept being disruptive. Really my coordination is just garbage though dkfhdkfn
36. They say to Write What You Know. Setting aside for a moment the fact that this is terrible advice...what do you Know?
Fuck, bruh, that's a great question. Not much, really.
What it's like to be ignored or hated for being different; the Gifted Kid Experience; the Neurodivergent Experience; the pain and ecstacy of first love and love that never had a chance; the quiet comfort of being with someone you will always be with; the fear of an imposing deadline that will take away someone precious before you're ready; the all-encompassing loneliness and longing to be a child again, safe and filled only with questions that have good answers; the hopelessness of trying your hardest and still seeing something precious fade away; the bitter simmer of regret and sadness when you realize that there are people who will never want to understand you or let you explain
I guess I know a fair amount about feelings, but not a lot about experiences...
Thanks again for asking; this was so fun!! 💖
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trippy-maskow · 5 months
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Bruh your explanations are all over the place. first you go out your way to tell ppl that they are entirely wrong in their understanding of belos (underneath someone's art work and completely unprompted let's not forget) and then you backtrack when people call you out by claiming you misworded things.
You misworded things but then u continued to reiterate the same 'misworded' defense of belos over and over again in several different replies? Several separate people explained to you how what you were saying wasn't right but you skipped over all of it just to claim that none of it matters in the first place because it's all fictional. And then you claim that you know Belos is a terrible person and that his actions can't be excused.. but then u go on to excuse him by saying that he was abused himself and that he's from the 1600s and doesn't know better?? Those are not explanations those are,, literally,, excuses,,
And then on here you say you see him as normal bc of your own experiences (which I'm sorry to hear) but honestly you are just backpedaling on everything you came in saying with such fervor in the first place. As you said, you're 18, you're old enough to own up to your own opinions that you willingly choose to put online. You should know that if you go out of your way to get someone's attention by replying to their artwork disagreeing with their drawing(?!) that you're going to get people going out of their way to explain to you why the concerning and inflammatory things you said are not okay.
I think you have far more awareness of the malice and danger behind characters like Belos than you act like you do, I think you just don't care. It is so beyond fine to stan a villain, so many people do it. Just, for the love of everything, own up to it! If you're gonna have an entire discord about loving a villain then at least,, admit that he's,, a villain. That means not erasing the parts of his character that you see as too cruel or unlikeable. Either you like him in all of his abusive and witch-hunting glory or you're trying to make something out of him that he's not. And if that's the way you want to play it then stop commenting on other people's creations that you don't even like in the first place.
I know hes a villian. just, like ive mentioned in the reply to my reply, I didnt know some of those things, WERE abuse. and i didnt mention the verbal abuse bc i thought it wouldnt be taken seriously/laughed off jsut like its been irl to me. the reason i "back pedaled" is bc thats how it was. i first tried to explain how i saw from ym pov of someone who had no clue how serious it was/that it was abuse. I explained that one or two of my replies had been pisworded, such as that hunter wasnt abused. what i meant was that we havent seen him be hit. still, an awful take and i'll admit to that. then when someone in teh quote retweets, the only person who wasnt laughing at me or insulting me, asked me if my family situation was ok, bc this stuff isnt ok, then after some talking i realised, that it wasnt just, hunter stans egaxxerating. This was another type of years of abuse that ive normalised. Similarly with hunter not being allowed of the tower. I wasnt allowed out of the hosue aside from school or unless i went shopping with my mom in my teen years. and i agree. it was shitty of me to reply abt their art. I was og just commenting about the like, title?? thingy? that went along with it. then i for some reason commented on teh art. which was very shitty of me to do. Also you know you couldve just DMed me right? my dms are open.
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allieebobo · 2 years
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In the crushing stage, how easily jealous are the ROs on a scale of 1 to 10? What would they do if someone hits on MC when they're within earshot? 😔
Hey! Hehe, thanks for the ask! This might be my longest one yet. 
I know you said crushing stage, but. I feel the ROs' responses would change quite a bit in an established r'ship. Therefore, I have opted to go above and beyond (which is why the answer is so dang long, SORRY). Also terribly sorry that no numbers were involved xD
Sam
In crushing stage
This is something that Sam has gotten used to over the years.
It's a running joke by now that if Sam's within earshot and MC gives "the signal" (i.e. get me out of here), Sam'll come over and drape an arm around MC and say something along the lines of "hi honeyyybooobearsugargumdroppp" in the sickliest-sweet tone possible.
But... recently (though who knows how far back this goes 👀) Sam has begun to get an increasingly tight feeling in their chest whenever this happens.
At the start, they'll try their utmost best to be a good friend, stuff down these troublesome emotions, to "avoid making it weird". So they'd probably just go up and joke around with MC and the person, maybe even lightheartedly act as 'wing person'.
But as Sam's feelings for MC grow to a point where they can no longer ignore 'em, things might get to a point where MC'll see a funny expression come over their face, before they quietly excuse themselves and go do something else.
Maybe one day, when push comes to shove, angsty!sam might break through, and say something along the lines of: "I don't think I can do this anymore," voice cracking slightly, growing soft and quiet. "Do you know how many times I've watched you have feelings for someone else, when all I've ever wanted was for you to look at me like that?" They'll look away, and swallow thickly, before possibly walking away.
In an established relationship
Completely not jealous. Probably some variation of rushing in to whip out a ridiculous martial arts sequence, followed by weird dance moves, and finally a flourish and bow. "Yeah, bruh, you sure you wanna go up against this?!" They gesture to themselves, snorting. "Good fuckin' luck."
Tobin
In crushing stage
Tobin's too much of a gentleman/woman to be jealous during the crushing stage. But they'd 100% come over and throw their hat in the ring and out-flirt whoever the heck has the gumption to hit on MC while they're in earshot. Probably will make the poor person's flirting attempts look like a tissue paper sculpture next to Da Vinci's David.
Nothing beats the Harris trademark brand of suave charm and easy, winning confidence - not even G on a good day.
In an established relationship
Honestly, all Tobin has to do is amble over, all tall, effortless grace, and flash a big, relaxed smile at all parties involved, and MC's misguided admirer will probably immediately realise their error and beat a hasty retreat. If not, high chance Tobin'll just end up charming both MC and MC's admirer, and they all end up having a very pleasant conversation.
G
In crushing stage
Really depends on the situation, G's mood, and the type of flirtin' that's going on.
If G thinks MC's wooer seems interesting, respectful, and all-round worth engaging with, they might go over, sly half-grin firmly in place, and make some dry, slightly-flirtatious, slightly-provocative remark - like a cat prodding something to see if it bites back. In fact, G might end up flirting with MC's admirer - fair game, after all - and if MC's the jealous type, they might find themselves in the reverse situation.
Otherwise, G would probably just do their own thing, completely unperturbed, and feel zero impetus to insert themselves into what seems like an exceedingly boring conversation - MC can fend for themselves.
In an established relationship
I briefly mentioned in this post, that G's someone who believes firmly in the separate-ness of 'possession'/ownership and love. Objectively, they understand that there are people who find comfort in feeling mutually bound to someone else, but it's not for them, personally. They'd hate for any hot-blooded show of jealousy from MC, and would certainly not do anything of the sort, on their end.
Haunting of Bly manor's Dani: "People do, don't they? Mix up love and possession. I don't think that should be possible. They're opposites really: love and ownership."
Or: The fox in The Little Prince - at first: "To me, you are just a just a little boy like any other, like a hundred thousand other little boys...To you I am a fox like any other, like a hundred thousand other foxes." But later on, as a relationship takes shape, in the fox's words, "to me, you will be unique in all the world. To you, I shall be unique in all the world." Love to G, is an understanding of the forever-changed identities of both parties involved - a distinct special-ness that never veers into possession or ownership.
So - to answer the question, G would behave exactly like they would in the crushing stage, with the exception of doing MC the favor of restricting their flirtatious comments to MC alone.
Rayyan
In crushing stage
Someone flirting with MC would probably get the most rise out of Rayyan, of the 4 ROs.
They'd probably march over, thick eyebrows knitted, and make a gruff, possibly ridiculously straightforward attempt at refuting whatever it is that MC's admirer has just said, only to catch themselves only after that has already transpired - and kick themselves internally. They'd then apologise, stiffly (or not at all), and excuse themselves from the conversation to go stew somewhere else, wholly perplexed by their own behavior. All of this would probably transpire in the span of a couple of seconds. MC and MC's wooer might exchange glances, and shrug (confusedly or knowingly, depending on how astute they are).
In an established relationship
Would also depend on Rayyan's mood/what they're there for. If they're not doing anything in particular, Rayyan might spare the time to march over, but this time, they'd simply raise an eyebrow & quietly listen, or casually participate in the conversation, until MC makes some sort of amused acknowledgement of their relationship. Only then would Rayyan break into something of a faint, satisfied, and very brief smile. They might leave immediately after, to pick up what they were doing before.
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batlingsstuff · 3 years
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|| DREAM SMP HEADCANONS ||
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✧─── ・ 。゚★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧
hello! this is my first time doing headcanons, and i just want to clarify some things:
sadly, i won't be doing requests because i'm busy af with school and i dont want to dissapoint anyone, but you can drop some suggestions and i would think about it! it would be really nice :)
also i won't be writing romantic headcanons for minors or those who are uncomfortable with it, but i can do platonic headcanons for them! ^^
i won't be doing nsfw headcanons either, because i'm uncomfy with sexualizing real people and just writing nsfw in general :)
also, please tell me if someone is uncomfortable with fanfics and/or headcanons and i will erase that part as fast as possible, thanks for passing by! - batling
✦ means platonic
✦ characters : ranboo, tubbo, tommy, philza, techno and jschlatt
♥ means romantic
♥ characters: quackity, wilbur, nihachu, dream, george, sapnap, eret, karl, fundy and bbh
keywords:
(y/n) : your name
(n/n) : nickname
(p/p) : pizza place
✧─── ・ 。゚★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧
“As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.” – John Green
┌────── ⋆⋅✦⋅⋆ ──────┐
SLEEPOVERS
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GENDER NEUTRAL
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♥ Quackity
oh boy
i just have two words for this one: pure chaos
he will punch you with a pillow if you try to sleep
and you will be MAD at this
grabbing a pillow and hitting him RIGHT IN THE FACE with all your strenght
he'll probably fake cry about it, saying that you hurt him
after a while of pillow fighting, you guys got tired and plopped into the bed, snuggling into eachother and just enyoing the comfortable silence before drifting to sleep
♥ Wilbur
you two will probably blast hamilton and scream the lyrics till the neighbours wake up and you get angry knocks at your door
and you will laugh at that, lowering the speaker's volume and telling him to lower his voice aswell to avoid your neighbours calling the police
then you'll eat snacks and talk about anything that pops into your mind, laughing at the most silly jokes
he will sing sweet songs to you, making you fall asleep to his calming voice
summary: fluff
♥ Nihachu
you and her will bake pastries at a very late hour
she REALLY enjoys baking with you bc she thinks it's a great way to spend time with you
all this girl wants is to spend her time by your side, doing particularlly anything like streaming, baking, playing games and going outside for a walk and/or shopping
once you finished baking, she will kiss your cheek multiple times. that's her way to tell you that you did a great job :)
you'll spend the rest of the night cuddling, eating your pastries and watching some random movie, commenting about how bad it is and laughing
♥ Dream
bruh
this bitch will speedrun the sleepover
is it possible to speedrun a sleepover? maybe
you'll spend the rest of the night probably playing uncharted 3: drake's deception in his old ps3
after a while, you guys got bored from uncharted and went to his pc to play amnesia: the dark descent
there are 2 options:
you will be scared as fuck and will avoid looking at the screen when you think something bad will happen or when some body will come out from a drawer
or you will be totally chill with it, laughing hard when clay pisses his pants for real when he encounters the gatherer
you named the gatherer 'bob' :)
♥ George
he'll take you to the rooftop
and pushes you so you fall to your death
i mean
he gets blankets and pillows so you can stargaze together
he'll teach you the constelations while pointing them, excited about every single one of them
"look (y/n), that's the ursa major!"
he'll have hot chocolate prepared too, so you don't get cold while stargazing
you try your best to not fall asleep on the rooftop
but eventually fail
when he notices you're asleep, he stops talking about the constellations and carries you to your bedroom, giving you a goodnight kiss and leaving you in your bed so you can have a peaceful rest
♥ Sapnap
hey mamas
i don't know what sapnap will do in a sleepover so i will just improvise B)
you will watch anime together
not any kind of anime, like that romance-comedy bullcrap
no fuck that
you will watch the classy angsty anime like madoka magica
WATCH IT IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY
you will fucking cry because of literally anything that happens to the characters
"(y/n) why are you crying it's just a show"
'IT'S NOT ANY SHOW SAPNAP IT'S FUCKING MADOKA MAGICA OF COURSE I'M GOING TO CRY'
the last chapter made you fucking cry harder
AUTHOR HERE I WAS CRYING SO MUCH WHEN IT ENDED
yeah you will basically watch anime with him, cry about it and he will comfort you and bring you a glass of water so you don't have a terrible headache after it
I KNOW THIS HEADCANON SUCKED I'M SO SORRY
♥ Eret
KINGG <3
you two will plan a picnic in your yard
yes your yard
he'll bring a ton of snacks and you'll buy a few drinks
you two spend the rest of the picnic talking about your future and enjoying the snacks
then, he'll make you stand up and will teach you how to dance tango
and of course you will mess everything up
and you even stomped on his feet accidentally, making him wimper
but he brushed off the pain and laughed at your concerned face
after calming down his laughter, he gave you a passionate kiss and hugged you tightly
i love eret ok
♥ Karl Jacobs
this man.
this man is the definition of sweet
you'll spend the night cuddling and making cute pet names for eachother
he will definetely give you a great back massage if you're stressed
then he'll start writing love letters full of things he adore of you
and you'll do the same for him
after that, you will share your letters and just snuggle and smile at the sweet things you guys wrote for eachother
he will deffo shower you with kisses when he finishes reading your letter, telling you that you're the nicest person on earth
and that he loves you so so much
♥ Fundy
i'm a huge fundy simp ok
he will bring his piano to your house and you guys will compose a melody together
he will let you sit on his lap while you play the piano/keyboard with him
fundy will basically teach you how to play basic piano songs
you asked him if you guys could play megalovania together
he said no :(
but still you got to play nice songs together without messing up
and when you got the hang of it, he snuggled his face in your neck and kissed you there genly
and when you got tired, he started playing very calming songs and you fell asleep in his lap, snuggling into his chest
he gently carried to your room and will sleep beside you putting a fair distance so you can have a comfortable sleep!
♥ BadBoyHalo
bbh supremacy
he will get rat ready so you can snuggle with her too :)
you guys will mainly play with rat and talk about life in general
he will call you tons of cute pet names
ofc he will call you muffin it's bbh who we're talking about
he will talk about how bad he wants to spend the rest of his life with you
after a while, he will take you to his kitchen and start making muffins together
he will guide you on how to bake 'em though
you guys had a great time making muffins and cuddling with him and rat :)
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✦ Ranboo
tall mf gives the best piggy back rides
when he gets to your house there is a 100% chance he will bump his head on the door frame
and there is a 100% chance you will make fun of him because of that
"(y/n) please stop laughing my head hurts :("
you'll give him some ice to put on his head while you two play minecraft on your ps4
you will bring snacks too and ask him if his head is better
"yeah, thank you (n/n)"
he will pull you in a hug so you can be comfy together while you play good ol' minecraft
because ranboo surely doesn't play anything besides fucking minecraft
stfu that video of him playing spooky's jump scare mansion doesn't exist
✦ Tubbo
SWEET BE BOYY <3
he will gift you a bee plushie
expect a lot of (FRIENDLY) hugs from him
like fundy, you guys will play piano together
you guys are most likely to prank call some random numbers AND your friends
and you accidentally called some random pizza place
"hello! this is (p/p), may i take your order?"
you were nervous and didn't know what to say
UNTIL YOU CAME UP WITH A GREAT IDEA
"hello? are you there?"
'hi yes, i would like to order 7 extra large pepperoni pizzas to (tommy's adress).'
"oh- okay! uhm- they will arrive in a few hours. are you okay with that?"
'yes ma'am, thank you.'
when you ended the call, you couldn't help but burst out laughing, knowing that tommy will be so mad at you guys-
✦ Tommy
like quackity, PURE. CHAOS.
you guys will obviously stream your sleepover
doing a q&a stream :)
tubbo and wilbur will probably crash your stream and start spamming things like 'MEETUP??' and 'DIDN'T GET AN INVITE'
you guys laughed and added them to the call
"WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU GUYS INVITE ME?" wilbur shouted
'i'm sorry willlll'
you kept playing minecraft with wilbur, tubbo and quackity too since he crashed your stream like an hour later
after the stream, you got up and plopped on the mattress that was on the floor
"tired?"
'yeah'
"okay, good night big (initial)"
✦ Philza
POG
YEAHHH SLEEPOVER WITH THE MINECRAFT GOD
AND KRISTIN'S THERE TOO :)))
and oh god you ADORE kristin
i'm pretty sure she's a total sweetheart
it would be like having a sleepover with your parents
only that it's less boring
you guys will watch a movie together, you will be in one side of the couch eating snacks while phil and kristin are in the other cuddling
you'll eventually bug them about it
after the movie, you fell asleep early and philza noticed, talking to kristin about it too
and wrapped a blanket around you so that you get a good rest :)
✦ Technoblade
mr. blood god teaches you the arts of the CRAFT.
yeah i mean it's techno what else does he play besides minecraft
he will play bedwars w/ u, teaching you how to pvp
"bro you kinda suck tbh"
'stfu techno'
he will comment about how bad you are, but tries to help you get better anyways
and when you do a very poggers gamer move, he praises you
and when he praises you you're all :)))
after awhile, he gets tired from watching you play minecraft and suggest watching anime
fucking weeb
i mean
uh
other thing you guys do together in a sleepover is playing and commenting about pokemon
if you don't like pokemon get tf out of here /J
i was joking please don't leave i respect your tastes
✦ Jschlatt
ooooh boy
get ready for a session of wii training
that's all you guys will do
play wii sports and some other shit like wii music
he will laugh his ass of if you fall while playing wii fit
but he will eventually help you bc outside his funny and shouty persona, he's a really chill guy and a really nice person!
seriously like have you ever seen a theweeklyslap video?
well expect hearing amazing pep talks from him
bc this man is a legend and knows his way to words and is very good at comforting people :)
sometimes you'll rant to him about anything that's happening in your life, and he will listen to you and give you really helpful advice
and you appreciate him so much for that
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TYSM FOR READING GUYS, i appreciate it if you made it this far :)
i hope you guys really enjoyed these headcanons, it's my first time doing them and aa i'm a bit nervous about posting this but i'll be fine ig
also i'm sorry if there's a grammatical error, english is not my native language and i'm still learning it :) have a nice day/night, drink water and don't fuck up your sleeping schedule!!
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Word of Honor - Episode 4 Part 2 - Flirting with Danger
Well well well if it isn’t that love boat that Wen KeXing keeps talking about.
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Oh no I take it back. ABORT ABORT I DON’T LIKE THIS
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Alrighty. That’s going in the death note.
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A-Xiang to the rescue! A purple angel!
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You were told to STOP kidnapping women! What do you call this?????????
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They are having a very not good day.
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Aaahhh peace at last
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Spices man. Have you heard of them?
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Awww Now it’s Zhou ZiShu’s turn to pout! Look at him trying not to
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Warning! Warning! Your peace is about to be disrupted! Warning!
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“Dumbasses! Don’t you even know to gut the fucking fish???”
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I fed UP wit dis worl!
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Say uh... not that I care or anything but uh... where’s that there master of yours? Asking for a friend.
Not because I want to see him or anything.
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Do you think if I blow hard enough A-Xu will like me?
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*Blows harder*
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Awww yeah
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*Pretends not to like it*
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BRB gaiz I’m gonna check to see if he liked it.
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Surprise I am here
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oh my god who could have seen his coming what an unexpected turn of events i am so surprised....
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Bitch does it look like anyone is eating it?
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Please. Please for the love of fuck. Please ride my boat. I’m begging you. I’ve been begging you. For four episodes. Please. just get on my BOAT!
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No
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Hmmmm perhaps a different approach. AH! The boy! Yes!
Hey boy! You look like you’ve gotten taller!!!! Since yesterday! How bout that!?
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Denied
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Damnit! Okay okay new plan. Uh.... A-Xiang! Be my wingman! Wasn’t my entrance today cool? Witht he flute and the water skipping? Wasn’t it?
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Oh. My. God. Just. Stop!
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Never!!!
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Okay Okay new tactic. Maybe a more hands on approach. Maybe if I just slide smoothly on over next to him...
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*REJECTED*
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Not exactly the way Wen KeXing was wanting Zhou ZiShu to spread his legs, ngl.
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Who keeps drinking all my alcohol?!?!
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Wen KeXing: *says anything* Everyone Else:
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Why are you in hiding?
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Sorry you must be at least a level 6 friend to unlock my tragic backstory.
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Zhou ZiShu firmly but more or less politely tells Wen KeXing to kindly fuck off and leave me alone already.
Wen KeXing: Oooh so grump today Mr Grump!
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ChengLing covers his ears before we really hear anything so it just seems like he’s trying to block out Wen KeXing who is STILL talking.
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Lots of music by this lake tonight. Each coming with various degrees of pain and suffering.
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These two really are having a shitty day.
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WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?????
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Press the children’s shoulders to release your A-Xu Beyblade
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A’ight.
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Wearing this many rings cannot make playing this instrument any easier.
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byeeeeeeeeeee
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Ah shit! Those girls I saved are drowning!!
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#Concern
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Every day I like you more and more. Did you enjoy our indirect kiss?
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No. And now you don’t get to enjoy it either.
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You are a very skilled man, but you’re terrible at playing the flute. Would you like some flute-blowing lessons? ;) Eh? A-Xu? Wanna learn to blow my flute? I’ll give you private lessons. ;) Blow my flute? ;) Lessons ;) A-Xu? ;) ;) ;)
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Uuuuuuugh
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Fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Awww now Wen KeXing is taking care of poor ChengLing
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You’re 14 years old you should have been training half your life already how are you this bad at martial arts? I’m catching feelings and I don’t like it so now I’m gonna yell at you!
Don’t Cry!! >:(
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Don’t worry kid. When I was little I did fuck all too. Now look at me.
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Your Uncle Zhou is a hedgehog. He’s prickly on the outside but inside there is a grumpy adorable little animal that loves you to pieces.
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Please let me be your disciple so we can be together forever
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Shit how do I say no without saying that it’s because I’m literally dying? Uh...
“You’re too old and you suck at martial arts and you don’t know the basics so it’d be a waste of my time.” Nailed it.
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Don’t worry, ChengLing. He just means that you probably won’t become the greatest martial artist ever. And most people don’t reach that level anyway. So no worries. You got this! :D
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There are two ways to get good at something. Either train from childhood or start now.
Actually really good advice. The world kinda lives on this idea that if you don’t start something when you’re young you can never start it. Singing. Dancing. Art. Gymnastics. Whatever.
But that’s nonsense. You want to be good at it? Start practicing now.
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I won’t take you on as my disciple but I’ll teach you some of the basics because I love you and you are a good boy.
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This boy in love
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Okay so I keep going on about ChengLing being the best boy but don’t think I’ve forgotten about how great A-Xiang is!
She’s gruff and a bit crass but she’s really quite kind! At least what I’ve seen so far.
In her heart I believe she is a sweet girl.
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Aren’t you going to help your maid?
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Ah naw. A-Xiang can handle herself.
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So can I. GTFO.
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TBC.......
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