#that quote cracks me up

[inaudibletacit]

REDRAWING ICONIC JASON TODDS PART 2:

Gotham by gaslight

Tim/Dick/Jay are on screen for literal seconds but I love them all So Much.

I redesigned his outfit a bit because I wanted him in a fluffy jacket and boom. Little Jay

“This is our family now. Making something here. Taking something back from Gotham.”

“Make something else. Something better.”

#jason todd #art #dc fanart #dc #gotham by gaslight #red haired jason Todd #he’s such a cutie patootie #i wish we got more of the batboys in that movie #that quote cracks me up #wdym better??? like start a charity??? they’re TWELVE #iconic Jason Todds

[lyrichi]

[mc is reading a devildom textbook that is on human world history]

mc: .......

satan: ... you look troubled

mc: yeah cause it's all wrong

satan: what do you mean?

mc: well, first of all it says the earth is flat

#why did it take me so long to come up with an outrageously wrong history fact #uh #im literally studying the cold war rn #yeah #wo hoo #obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me #obey me mc #obey me satan

[notcreative360]

*In the library, with the Anti-Lucifer League..*

Satan: Alright time to make plans to absolutely ruin, and destroy Lucifer. Got any plans?

Belphie: We could put a curse on his pillow so he'll end up having nightmares every time he sleeps.

Satan: Ok, not bad, not bad. Mc? How about you?

Mc: Glitter.

Satan: Wha? Glitter? How is glitter supposed to ruin Lucifer?

Mc: We explode him with glitter in his room. Not only will it be a big hassle to clean off, BUT he will find glitter everywhere, everytime. Because once glitter gets on something, it never leaves. It will also keep finding random places to appear, he'll see glitter for centuries, hehehehe.

Belphie: ..You devilishly little sheep~

Satan: Alright lets do it!

#Next thing you know it's the Anti-Lucifer League that ends up being exploded with glitter #obey me #obey me game #obey me shall we date #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me nightbringer #omswd #obey me Anti-Lucifer League #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me belphie #obey me belphegor #obey me mc #obey me shenanigans #obey me sheep mc #obey me brothers #obey me crack #obey me shitpost

[kenshiv]

Martha’s eyes prickled with tears, but she forced them away, taking charge. "OK then," she said, "I’ll make some sparks for you!" On a wild impulse, Martha pulled the Doctor towards her – and she kissed him.

And suddenly there was a light in the darkness of his mind, a blazing bolt of honey-gold colour. Strong and powerful, glittering like a tiny sun. He felt a shudder of fear ripple through the Clade web, and the Doctor grinned.

"You know who that is?" he demanded, new strength returning to his thoughts. "That’s Martha Jones. You tried to destroy her and you failed. You tried to use her against me and you failed."

THE DOCTOR & MARTHA JONES in DOCTOR WHO (SERIES 3).

#smith and jones :´[ #doctor who #dwedit #2 #dwgifs #martha jones #tenth doctor #tenmartha #ten x martha #first gif cracks me up like boe just serving death in the bg #the quote is from the peacemaker btw! their novel

[l3viat8an]

MC: Asmo, how did you convince Mephisto to help us?…….did you bribe him?

Asmo: Bribe?! Sweetheart, you know I would never lower myself to bribery!! I blackmailed him~

#you can’t convince me Asmo doesn’t have dirt on fuckin’ everyone- #even if he doesn’t he can make some thing up and his fans are going to believe him~ #surprise it’s queue! #obey me! #obey me #om! #obmswd #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me crack #obey me shenanigans #obey me shitpost #obey me asmo #obey me mc #obey me mephistopheles #obey me mephisto #azzy <333 #meep <333 #ro’s dumb stuff tag! #om! incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #obey me fandom #om! asmodeus #om! mephistopheles #om! mc #obmswd asmo #obmswd mephisto

[cosmicstarlatte]

[Lucifer opens the door to see MC in a cage fight with a lower demon and a crowd cheering]

Mammon: Left hook, look out! I got money on ya!

MC: (Tackles and knocks the demon out)

Diavolo (announcing): Ohhh and they're out!!! The winner is MC!!!

[Mixed cheers and boo's]

All the brothers except Mammon: Oh shit Lucifer is back home early-

Lucifer:

Lucifer: Mammon?

The brothers: (nodding)

Lucifer:

Lucifer: Put me and Mammon in there next

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edit: an awesome comic of this was done by the wonderful bahbahsven, check it out c':

#my menace MC Enzo inspired this because him and mammon would come up with shit like this lol #they never give poor Luci a break... anyway it was nice knowing you Mammon! #obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me shitpost #obey me humor #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me mc #obey me diavolo #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me imagines #om! mc enzo content #shitpostcifer #obey me crack #◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic obey me . ⊹

[youjustwaitsunshine]

seb posting about memories of valencia 2010: 🥰🧚‍♀️💕wooo🌷🌻 about time i won from pole!!💕🌱 yayy😺🍓

meanwhile marks memories of valencia 2010:

#it cracks me up so much that in the prev post seb quotes mark and now in this post he fails to acknowledge #that mark got those redbull wings during that race #if i had a nickel for every time mark webber got a car to defy gravity and lift off the ground etc etc

[dc-and-damirae]

kate: You’re homophobic. bruce: Once again, it was not the ‘be gay’ portion that I took issue with. It was the ‘do crime’ half of the statement.

#I want the bat cousins to interact more #the fun part of being creative is that I am the god of my own perception #I say it will be and to me it is so #upped my meds felling some kind of way #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #dc incorrect quotes #dc funny #dc comics #batfam #kate kane #batfam on crack #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes

[frmulcahy]

New Contrapoints video slays

#typical Natalie W #this is like the most random quote I could’ve pulled from it but it cracked me up #contrapoints #video essay #pride and prejudice

[jazzkrebber]

Jesper: someone get this piece of trash out of my living room!

Wylan, to Kuwei: you heard him, move it

#wylan's hatred for kuwei will never not crack me up #six of crows incorrect quotes #soc incorrect quotes #wesper #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #wylan hendriks #kuwei yul bo #six of crows spin off #soc spinoff #shadow and bone season 3 #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #shadow and bone season 2 #crooked kingdom #ruin and rising #siege and storm

[mentallyillbutokay]

𓆩♡𓆪

Mammon, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Thirteen, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

MC: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Thirteen: Playing systemic oppression

𓆩♡𓆪

#fyp #obey me #obey me! #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me mammon #obey me crack #obey me headcanons #obey me thirteen #obey me mc #mammon and thirteen being an iconic duo #mc just qoke up from a nap #also its now canon that mammon and thirteen play with barbie dolls in their spare time #its also a good bonding experience that Diavolo put them up to #obey me diavolo #diavolo is their babysitter #its now confirmed because i said so

[lyrichi]

mc: where were you during 9/11

solomon: banging your mother

mc: no you weren't

solomon: how would you know? you weren't born before 9/11

mc: that's besides the point

#imagine going up to this scumbag and just asking #where were you when the Roman Empire fell? 🥺 #like #dawg idk #abyway #no I want born before 9/11 #😼 #alright fuckers #obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me #obey me mc #obey me solomon #yeah

[whaliiwatching]

her throne is his lap

#strange magic #marianne #bog king #butterfly bog #not rlly happy with the last one but whatever #theyre in love and it transcends lineart #im really trying to do more with color if ya cant tell lol #usually i just sketch and move on but i want to make more dynamic and engaging stuff #eh ill get there #sometimes i think of the ‘she was his queen and god help whoever disrespected his queen’ quote when thinkin bout them #absolutely cracks me up #even tho in reality its more like ‘he asked for no pickles >:((‘

[sincerelywhistler]

✨PART 3✨ of things my husband does that are so violently Asher Coded, I had to compile a written list and turn them into headcanons:

~ quotes edition ~

part 1 • part 2

- “I would sell my body on the streets for a single shirley temple"

- “We need more rubber bands… we’re gonna have to get so much asparagus”

- “Sometimes you just have to bottom your way to the top”

- “So what was the point of knighting Paul McCartney and Elton John if they’re not even going to joust?”

- “Happy Mother’s Day to Milo Greer’s tits, and Milo Greer’s tits alone”

- “Baby, I’m your manic pixie nightmare”

- “Riddle me why the HELL all the groomsmen have such mad cake?”

- “That’s the name of my frat house: Kappa Cum Fuck”

- “I’d preserve you in resin and put you on my wall so I could study you every day. My little specimen <3”

- “So you mean to tell me that a ginger bred this man?”

- “Oh wow… Iceland is not where I expected”

- “I don’t fuck with micro-organisms”

- “And I’d throw it back for you if I didn’t just slip a disc last week”

- “Kiss that ghastly creature from the underworld like a real man smh my head. With tongue. Respectfully.” (about Brachium)

- “What day is $5 sushi Wednesday on again?”

#it’s that time again #you guys crack me up whenever I post these #and it makes me chuckle that people seem to enjoy these so much #it’s not like I’m ever going to run out of source material either #The things I put up with #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted asher #redacted headcanons #redactedverse #redacted quotes

[cosmicstarlatte]

[MC wrestling the mic from Lucifer at the RAD assembly]

MC: No! NO!

Lucifer: Get off stage!!!

MC: WHOEVER TOOK BEELS CHIPS FROM THE TABLE, YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED!!!

[MC & Lucifer wrestling on the floor while the students watch & laugh]

Diavolo: (laughing & then looks down at the chips he's eating)

Diavolo: Oh. Oh no. I've made a mistake.

Barbatos: ...We have to put you into hiding my lord.

#✨️sneak peek: i have another fun bulleted fic coming up...its been a while! takes place at a rad assembly 😎 #om! mc enzo content #obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me shitpost #obey me lucifer #obey me humor #obey me crack #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me beelzebub #◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic obey me . ⊹ #shitpostcifer

[iwozlegit]

Incorrect Huskerdust quotes

(Alastor just existing somewhere in the lobby)

Husk: That fucker supposedly belonged to some kind of cult that worshipped a divine forest creature with antlers and that’s how he met his end.

Angel: Dear God!

Husk: Yeah! For real doe

#𝕰𝖉𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓: 𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖎𝖘 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗! 😈 #|| crack • #give me scenes of these dipshits cracking up pissed at the bar #I literally cried so much typing this out #incorrect huskerdust quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin husk #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin angel dust #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor #huskerdust #angelhusk #@iwozlegit