jazzkrebber

[jazzkrebber]

Kaz Brekker may not have needed a reason, but he always had one. it was always Inej

#she was the reason for oomen #she was the reason for van eck #she was the reason for the BOAT #AND HER PARENTS #GAHHHH i love them <3 #kanej #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #idk why but this post gives me deja vu have i said this before #anyways #leigh bardugo #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #ruin and rising #siege and storm #king of scars #rule of wolves #wesper #helnik #love them all

[jazzkrebber]

"a woman with knives ready to kill you!" WHERE⁉️⁉️

#pretty boy better get out my way ITS MY TURN #MOVE KAZ #MOVE CARDAN #MOVE NEZHA #WHOS NEXT #kaz brekker #cardan greenbriar #yin nezha #inej ghafa #jude duarte #fang runin #six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #the cruel prince #the folk of the air #the poppy war #the dragon republic #the burning god #leigh bardugo

[jazzkrebber]

Kaz: checkmate

Wylan: what- we're playing monopoly???

Kaz: when you can't beat the odds, change the game

#and then he pulls a pair of sunglasses out his butt and says swag #wylan proceeds to beat him with his light up sketchers #you hear a thud see a flash of light then Kaz is on the ground #six of crows incorrect quotes #soc incorrect quotes #leigh bardugo #save shadow and bone #grishaverse #shadow and bone #six of crows #crooked kingdom #ruin and rising #siege and storm #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #kaz brekker #wesper #inej ghafa #kanej

[jazzkrebber]

that lap around the house when a plot twist is that good but you have no one to talk to about it

#same with when you finish a book #i just need to start pacing a bit before i can move on with my life #like my brain was just altered you can't expect me to just accept that #they both die at the end #the poppy war #six of crows #shadow and bone #ruin and rising #siege and storm #crooked kingdom #king of scars #rule of wolves #the language of thorns #the burning god #the dragon republic #ngl idk what other books made me do this but you get the point #book tumblr #booktok #rip the old booktok tho get the creeps outta here

[jazzkrebber]

if you ever feel like a hopeless romantic then remember Kaz got the girl by ripping a guy's eye out

#and that's on true romance #he knew the real way to her heart #i mean he also reunited her with her long lost parents and bought her a boat to fulfill her dreams but the important part is oomen #kaz brekker #kanej #inej ghafa #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #ruin and rising #siege and storm #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #nina zenik #helnik #zoyalai #leigh bardugo #zoya nazyanelsky #nikolai lantsov #malina #malyen oretsev #alina starkov #safyk #genya safin #david kostyk #six of crows spin off #save shadow and bone

[jazzkrebber]

the first thing I ever tell anyone when they're about to read soc is how to pronounce Joost

#can you tell im just now remembering that he exists #but yeah we all know we looked at it and our first thought was JUICED #i knew it was wrong but i didnt know what else to do so i vibed with it until tumblr told me it was wrong #joost van poel #joost #leigh bardugo #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #ruin and rising #siege and storm #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #kanej #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #helnik #matthias helvar #nina zenik #zoyalai #malina #safyk #zoya nazyanelsky #alina starkov #genya safin #david kostyk #nikolai lantsov #malyen oretsev

[jazzkrebber]

Joost had three problems, actually. the moon, his mustache, and the fact that his girl was literally about to murder him

#i dont know what im posting anymore #but youre getting my brain dumps anyways #I MISS JOOST AND HIS PROBLEMS #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #ruin and rising #siege and storm #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #kanej #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #helnik #matthias helvar #nina zenik #zoya nazyanelsky #nikolai lantsov #zoyalai #malina #malyen oretsev #alina starkov #safyk #genya safin #david kostyk #leigh bardugo #joost van poel

[jazzkrebber]

Kaz would be the kind of kid to spill paint on the carpet floor, and in a moment of desperation for his mom not to find out, cut the carpet out of the floor, put it in the washing machine, and glue it back on even though there's still an obvious stain

#i know how specific this is #because someone i know did this as a child and im actually cackling #kaz when he was in his farmboy era #kaz brekker #kanej #inej ghafa #leigh bardugo #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #ruin and rising #siege and storm #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #helnik #matthias helvar #nina zenik #zoya nazyanelsky #nikolai lantsov #zoyalai #malina #malyen oretsev #alina starkov #genya safin #david kostyk #safyk #king of scars #rule of wolves

[jazzkrebber]

whenever I go to write/type Matthias Helvar after writing/typing helnik am I the only one that accidentally goes Hatthias

#literally every time im typing tags #its gotten so bad #this is so niche but you should know by now that's what i do #hatthias helvar #matthias helvar #helnik #nina zenik #leigh bardugo #save shadow and bone #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #ruin and rising #siege and storm #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #kanej #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #zoyalai #nikolai lantsov #malina #alina starkov #malyen oretsev #genya safin #david kostyk #safyk

[jazzkrebber]

Elisabeth Kübler-Ross was actually wrong the 5 stages of grief are actually just me screaming about Genya Safin and how her happiness never lasted

#kind of rule of wolves spoilers but oh well ur fine #this has been sitting in my drafts for so long sorry i cant comprehend words anymore #anyways GENYA SAFIN THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE #i'm in love with her #i will always be in love with her #genya safin #david kostyk #safyk #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #ruin and rising #siege and storm #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #kanej #helnik #matthias helvar #nina zenik #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #leigh bardugo #king of scars #rule of wolves #zoyalai #malina #alina starkov

[jazzkrebber]

I'm not even gonna lie to you, Kaz Brekker is the one that made me finally understand how the stock market works

#people tried explaining it on so many occasions #it never made any sense #then this kid comes in going on about the silos and everything just clicks #the kaz brekker effect #kaz brekker #six of crows #shadow and bone #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #ruin and rising #siege and storm #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #inej ghafa #nina zenik #matthias helvar #kanej #wesper #helnik #leigh bardugo #save shadow and bone #zoyalai #malina #safyk #tamadia

[jazzkrebber]

i'll be chilling and then I'll remember that wesper and tamadia are the only ships that got a happy ending and then i'm sad again

#fivan #zoyalai #malina #kanej #helnik #safyk #who am i missing #i dont know but i don't appreciate it #fuck you netflix #this is why i canceled my subscription #wesper #tamadia #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #leigh bardugo #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #nina zenik #nikolai lantsov #zoya nazyalensky #matthias helvar #tamar kir bataar #alina starkov #malyen oretsev #genya safin #david kostyk

[jazzkrebber]

i'll never get over how Matthias was literally iconic his entire life. this guy went to go pick a wolf, snuck away from the rest of the class, got attacked, and really said "yep. that one."

#he's attracted to things that hurt him #why do you think he fell in love with nina #whoopsies slipped a little bit of heartbreak in there too #don't worry I'm equally hurt #why do i do this to myself #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #ruin and rising #siege and storm #matthias helvar #trassel #nina zenik #helnik #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #leigh bardugo #six of crows spin off #soc spinoff #save shadow and bone #fuck netflix #idk what else to tag

[jazzkrebber]

how have we as a fandom not yet agreed for the ship name of Genya x David to be Safyk

#so much squabbling not enough decision making #so much yapping not enough doing #I've decided it #nobody gets to argue #me when the letters fyk #it looks cool #Safyk #genya x david #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #ruin and rising #siege and storm #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #kanej #helnik #zoyalai #malina #nikolina #zoyalina #genyalina #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #nina zenik #leigh bardugo #matthias helvar

[jazzkrebber]

do you ever think about how they went from Matthias dreaming of Nina again to Nina only seeing Matthias in her dreams

#🚨 crooked kingdom spoilers 🚨 #i think a lot about them #i also think a lot about how many posts i start with do you ever think about #scroll through my page and you'll find so many 😭 #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #ruin and rising #siege and storm #helnik #matthias helvar #nina zenik #leigh bardugo #wesper #kanej #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #save shadow and bone #six of crows spin off #renew shadow and bone #malina #zoyalai #genyalina #safyk #zoyalina

[jazzkrebber]

the things I would do for this woman (she's murdered a lot of people and looked fabulous doing it)

#you know who I'm talking about #sike no you don't I'm talking about multiple people #inej ghafa #zoya nazyanelsky #nina zenik #alina starkov #tamar kir bataar #genya safin #not all of these are actually that bad but I love women #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #ruin and rising #siege and storm #save shadow and bone #soc spinoff #six of crows spin off #leigh bardugo #king of scars #rule of wolves

[jazzkrebber]

how I think the crows would sleep

Kaz-straight plank on his back staring at the ceiling with just the sheet on him.

inej-Curled up in a ball with the covers up to her neck.

Jesper-When he's with wylan he gas one arm and one leg just hanging off the bed and the other leg is underneath the covers with his other arm around wylan, when he's not with wylan he's in a full star position.

Wylan-When he's with jesper he has his head on jespers chest with an arm on top hugging him, when he's not with jesper he's on his stomach with his head to one side and an arm straight underneath his pillow and one leg bent up.

Nina-When she's with Matthias she has her head and an arm on his chest curled up next to him cuddling, when she's not with him the covers are half off one arm above her head and the other out to the side with one leg up and the other actually underneath the covers.

Matthias-When he's with Nina he's of course cuddled up with her like I said before, but when he's not he's on his side with an arm under his pillow under his head with one leg kind of up.

#i wrote this so long ago and no i did not proofread #i love the difference between the descriptions of kanej vs the other 4 though lmao #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #ruin and rising #siege and storm #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #nina zenik #matthias helvar #helnik #kanej #wesper #leigh bardugo #soc headcanon #save shadow and bone #soc spinoff #six of crows spinoff