#teen titans shit

[dc-and-damirae]

raven: am I in hell

beast boy: no, raven. if you were you'd be on a throne and the devil would be packing

#the devil is my uncle #how many uncles do you have #idk #incorrect teen titans quotes #teen titans incorrect quotes #raven #raven teen titans #raven dc #raven roth #rachel roth #beast boy #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #beast boy x raven #raven x beast boy #bbrae #teen titans #teen titans on crack #teen titans shit

[nightwingvixen23]

Rose : forgive my gaslighting I am my dad's daughter

#incorrect quotes #rose wilson #teen titans shit

[deadsetobsessions]

Your name is Tim Drake and you are nine years old.

Today, tomorrow, and soon, you're going to save Robin.

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Tim stares at his reflection on the sink tap. It trembles, along with the plane, as he contemplates his situation.

His face is rounder, now, with unfamiliar baby-fat rounding out the sharp lines he'd come to expect. Even with the subpar reflection, Tim can tell that his dark eyebags are all but gone, replaced with youthful skin.

Magic. He's being quite literal, seeing as he's been tossed into the body of his younger self at the hands of a crazed magician.

He could find a way back... or he could create a completely different timeline by fixing everything that went wrong. It's not like he has anything to go back to, anyways. That crazed magician was actually competent and killed everyone he ever cared about. Tim barely got away with his life. He could go back to save that shell of a world- surrounded by people whose minds were broken beyond magical and medical repair- or stay here, fix his own personal troubles and cut off the magician before he could start with his world domination bullshit.

Well, Tim already has an idea of what he wants. So he begins a list, after having oriented himself.

Save Robin

There's no point trying to convince Bruce that he knows where Jason's being held. So, Tim finds himself on a plane to Ethiopia a day before Jason's meant to die. This was long before Barbara even thought of being Oracle, and the tech is ancient in his hands. In short order, nine year old Tim has a trust fund with millions in it, all siphoned from billionaires like Lex Luthor and his own parents.

Tim toddles back to his seat, after washing his hands because he still can't shake the extra bit of paranoia that came with a missing spleen. Oh. Tim blinks guilelessly at his seat neighbor, smiling like Timothy Drake, Angel of a Son as he reels from the realization that he still has his spleen.

Tim adds another box to his list:

Keep Ra's away from my spleen, creepy bastard.

What else...? Ah, the League of Assassins.

Damian

Tim pauses. Holy crap. Damian's only six right now. Tim moves Damian's box upwards in urgency. Tim might have a mildly antagonistic relationship with his younger brother back then, but he wants baby pictures of his siblings, dammit. He's gonna put that photography expertise to good use if it's the last thing he does.

Watch over Z, Owens, Pru

'They're alive!' His mind screams. Cold rationality slaps the sentimentality down with a quick 'But they won't be if I fail.'

His mind wanders to Dick Grayson. He scowls as something pops up in the back of his head.

Catalina Flores

Contact Nightwing- in space

He's gotta call Dick back from that Teen Titans mission, Jason's gonna need all of the support he's going to get.

Find Cass

Train Steph

Save Duke's family from Venom

Tim taps at that last point. He'll save them. But that might mean Duke might never join their family.

But he'll be happy and Tim... will deal with it. He'll be the only one mourning, anyways. To end on a lighter note, he adds something that he should have done ages ago.

Give Tam a raise.

Tim sighs as he gets out of the airport, the hired escort he found and vetted, delivering him to a predetermined hotel. They think his parents are already inside. He laughs and does not say anything to make them think otherwise. He has so many things to do, Tim laments as he settles down to track the Joker's movements. Here. That's where Jason's being held. Being tortured.

He can, however, knock two things off his list in one go. Tim picks up the burner phone he acquired. He doesn't have time, or else he would have done this sooner and saved them all the trouble.

[RR: Are you in Ethiopia yet?]

[Deathstroke: Payment confirmed. In Ethiopia.]

[RR: Third building by the docks.]

An hour.

[Deathstroke: Confirmed. Target spotted.]

Ten minutes.

[Deathstroke: Target eliminated. Bringing Robin to Safehouse.]

Twenty minutes.

[Deathstroke: Basic first aid applied. Leaving.]

[RR: Secondary payment sent. Confirm?]

[Deathstroke: Confirmed. Pleasure doing business with you.]

Tim sprawls on the king bed. He sighs a breath of relief. He'd check on Jason in person, if he weren't paranoid about leaving traces that would get back to him. Tim's pretty sure that Deathstroke's going to get hunted down in the near future, regardless, so he made sure to add a huge tip on top of the extra fees for burning one of Deathstroke's safe houses and the emergency first aid. He taps into the rudimentary camera Deathstroke had given him the access codes to, to stare at Jason's rising and falling chest. On a further table, the Joker's head laid in a preservation box.

He bypasses all of the security on the Teen Titan's tech to send Dick a message.

[Robin has been retrieved from the Joker. Contact Batman for details.]

Then, he sends Bruce the location of the safe house. Tim spends the rest of the day staring at Jason and watching his father in another timeline break as he huddles close to the broken body of Tim's Robin.

Timothy Drake destroys the burner phone.

#genius tim drake #tim drake angst #tim saves jason #tim hiring a hitman bc that's the one guy he doesn't really care about offing #tim: if I didn't kill him i didn't cross the line #bruce wayne #batman #jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #time traveling tim drake #teen titans #deathstroke #deathstroke: wow my client must be a big crime lord to off a rogue #tim who is a baby: lol lets off him for the shits and giggles #tim drake #tim drake is not red robin #time travel fix it #dc robin

[thejasontoddarchives]

#have a shit post everyone #jason todd #robin jason #red hood #dc #detective comics #teen titans #teen titans annual #battle for the cowl

[jasontoddssuper]

"We need more characters who are super traumatized and have realistic coping mechanisms but are still fun and kind!"You guys can't even handle a traumatized character having anger issues and being an asshole sometimes without erasing all that to make them into a soft uwu ray of sunshine who's never mean to anyone

#THE WAY THIS IS A FANDOMS WIDE TROPE.AS SOMEONE WITH SEVERE TRAUMA THAT FUCKING SHOWS BUT IS STILL GOOFY AND TRIES THEIR BEST TO STAY KIND #Y'ALL MFS ARE SO FULL OF SHIT YOU DON'T WANT TRAUMA SURVIVORS YOU WANT MANIC PIXIE DREAM PEOPLE #percy jackson #dick grayson #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #yang xiao long #zuko #ty lee #finn mertens #zagreus #adora #pjo #hoo #koriand'r #batfam #teen titans #dc #rwby #💛🎮🌻🍫 #atla geekery #adventure time #hades game #she ra #ableism #trauma llama #letters from summer

[mysterycitrus]

🌟🔥

#starfire #teen titans #koriand'r #kory anders #dc comics #MOVE OUTTA THE WAY GRAYSON I CAN TREAT HER RIGHT #feel like shit i want her back (curly hair) #mart #titans

[evasive-anon]

How Dick found out Jason died was actually the fucking worst.

If you've read the New Teen Titans you know I'm bout pop off on Danny Chase. If any of you are fanon only people probably know Dick found out what happened when he got back from space with the Titans and how Bruce wasn't the one who told him- but what fanon leaves out is how the person who told Dick had ZERO FUCKIGN EMPATHY AND KEPT SAYIGN IT WAS NO BIG DEAL.

This little asshole is Danny, he's a kid with telekinetic powers on the Titans and he literally just walks up to Nightwing like 'Hey Dick, looks like you had a rough time on that mission, oh no so sorry your leg is broken, anyway just some minor news but pretty sure you're little brother is dead, NBD. 🙄'

Danny is really out here like 'who even cares its a dangerous job' while Dick is BREAKING DOWN.

DC, why the fuck you gotta highlight Jason being so short here?? You already killed him stop kicking him while he's down .😭

DANNY WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SURPRISED

🤓 i jUSt dOn't LiKE beInG PuSHeD aRoUNd broooo omg 😒

Dick does fire Danny from the Titan this comic but honestly I really wish we got to see Dick beat the shit out of him here cause he deserved it.

ALSO THIS BITCH WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JASONS FRIEND HE CALLED HIM THE TODDSTER AND THEY FUCKIGN HUNG OUT

Anyway, side note- if you're wondering why Dick called Danny out about being afraid of his own blood being spilt is cause of this unforgettable scene:

#dick grayson #danny chase #jason todd #teen titans #nightwing #dc comics #comic panels #new teen titans #panels where Nightwing finds out Jason died are from The New Teen Titans issue 55 #i don't get how jason could be the most hated child character when Danny is RIGHT THERE #i totally get why fanon leaves this out because batfam fanfics dont really need to include the entire wider DC universe #and also Danny deserves to be deleted from existence #but holy shit i fucking wish Dick found out originally from someone just walking up to give condolences #this shit was UNHINGED

[snufkins-boot]

Dc x dp idea: Sam is Black-Fire.

Do I know how this would come to be? No. The Manson’s kinda just picked her up one day. Who knows. But that’s not what I’m here for.

She hides her powers well enough until Danny is in danger and goes ape shit. Then she starts regularly helping with ghost attacks.

Middle of a fight with the Titans and Black-fire seems to be losing then green hands are appearing out of the ground?? Why the fuck is there ice?? Why the fuck if the floor turning to sand beneath them, what’s with the indoor sandstorm?? THE FUCKING GREEN DOG THAT ISNT BEASTBOY?!?!

Everyone is confused to say the least seeing two boys basically draped over Black-fire.

So yeah the unholy trinity fucks shit up and takes Cujo to Starbucks to get a pup cup with Danny and Tucker officially threats to the Titans. Yay!

#let Sam have her simps #you can decide how she ends up with the Manson’s #Tucker’s got his Pharaoh getup and Danny is in his eldritch shit #from the Titan’s perspective black-fire pulled a pair of gods and has them wrapped around her finger #as they should be #danny phantom #danny phantom crossover #dc #dp x dc crossover #writing prompts #dc comics #teen titans #blackfire #dcxdp

[armed-with-a-waffle-iron]

I feel that the 2003 Teen Titans cartoon has a weird chokehold over a lot of the DC fandom, particularly the parts that don't actually READ or even like COMICS, to the point where this show, whose creators openly admit had to be simple enough for a toddler to follow, largely informs a lot of fans' interpretations of some pretty complex characters, themes and continuity. The show, specifically, can tend to become nostalgia bait, and I think it's due time for a lot of this fandom to take off their rose-tinted glasses and let the show go.

Like I enjoyed the show growing up and I still have a soft spot for episodes like Lightspeed and Hide & Seek, but...frankly it's a simple show tailored to young kids that just does not, and was never meant to, do justice to the Titans' comic canon. This show could never have done Who is Donna Troy? and conveyed the unlabelableness of Donna and Dick's relationship, but it was never supposed to. Characterisations are intentionally dumbed down, themes are broken down into bite-sized morals, half of the show is dedicated to comedy, and character development is purposely few and far between because this show was designed for kids aged 2-11. And all that is fine but it's just not at all a reflection of what the Titans really are in print. It should not really inform any serious reading of the DC comic universe.

On the one hand, I really didn't need to see a Red X comic arc or Starfire talking in broken english in a comic, it's all just cheap nostalgia bait that people need to stop falling for. It's sacrificing theme in favour of cheap references. On the other hand, I do think the fans I'm talking about probably owe it to themselves to a) be a little more honest and critical about their engagement with DC media, and b) challenge themselves more when engaging in media to avoid wallowing in flanderized fluff.

#all i do i talk about THEME but god stop sleeping on theme; especially favour of stupid references to old shit #i actually loved that show as a kid but like idk i kinda...just...like...i grew up you know? #and now i occasionally post trash on tumblr about T-rated picture books :P #teen titans #teen titans 2003 #teen titans cartoon #titans #titans dc #new teen titans #dc comics #comics #dick grayson #donna troy #wally west #raven #koriand'r #vic stone #gar logan #anti teen titans 2003 #anti teen titans cartoon

[inverted-typo]

Sometimes this is what victory looks like, too.

But yeah no one considers how fucking tired they must get after a particularly challenging battle.

#my art #art #drawing #illustration #dc #dc comics #teen titans #damirae #Damian Wayne #Raven #damian x raven #this was the perfect piece to turn my brain off #I had a shit Friday so #these two came to my rescue

[dc-and-damirae]

damian: *gets paper cut* Death . . . it surrounds us all

damian, looking at nevermore: Thanatos beckons. I fell his icy grip tighten around my throat, the breath of hades' hounds at my heals, the unrelenting rat-tat-cat of his scythe scraping the chamber floors

damian: and you with your blithe request, you only hasten his inevitable triumph. is that what you desire? is that what you wish, that I might perish before my time?

raven: I just wanted to go get coffee? SHIT!

#for those wondering nevermore is raven's raven familiar #damian wayne #damian al ghul #damian robin #raven teen titans #raven #damirae #demon birds #raven x robin #raven x damian #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #dc funny #teen titans #teen titans on crack #teen titans shit #quoteble

[nightwingvixen23]

Titan's : *watching Damian pissily strut by*

Djinn : I can fix him.

Crush : I can make him worse.

Jon : well I can get him pregnant.

Djinn : you can what--?

Jon : --i can huh 👀 ??

#damian wayne #jonathon kent #Djinn #xiomara rojas #robin #superboy #crush #damijon #teen titans shit #weird ass Jon

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Wally West can be a passive aggressive little shit when he wants to be and, boy, lemme tell ya, he's down to cause problems 100% of the time.

I do love though how this has been a reoccurring theme in this series. It feels like every issue so far Roy will say shit about someone within hearing range of Wally, Wally 'Pettiest Boy Alive' West will go stealth-speed mode immediately to fuck up Roy's day, and then Wally walks away with a shit eating grin while Roy reaps the consequences, none the wiser.

It's fucking fantastic. It's brilliant. I love this dynamic so much.

#HES SO PETTY I LOVE HIM #last issue Roy said shit about Dick so Wally fucked with his arrows. this issue Roy said shit about Garth so Wally fucked with his throw #wally really said 'talk shit get hit 🌸😁❤️' #dc #dc comics #the flash #kid flash #wally west #roy harper #speedy #arsenal #red arrow #teen titans #world's finest teen titans #titans

[shield-sheafson]

A few memes that are funny to a small select group of people that I might or might not have posted some time ago like second century CE or w/e

#dc #slade wilson #tara markov #rose wilson #cassandra cain #dc comics #my shit #idk man #teen titans

[cartooongasm]

#goofy #disney memes #comic #comics #funny shit #meme posting #memes #shit posting #shit posts #cartoons #cartoongasm #teen titans go

[rocker-socks]

On one hand the Slade design is REALLY funny because it’s such a total subversion of his intended design and is pissing off his diehard fans that thinks he’s the shit but on the other hand it completely fucks with the timeline and removes his absent father dilf swag that makes his character so interesting in the first place

#my adventures with superman #deathstroke #slade wilson #modern day deathstroke stands out bc 'ohhh mercenary that used to be military and has Issues' has been done like. a thousand times #(before anyone says anything YES i know deadpool was inspired by deathstroke I Get It) #but a mercenary that causes immense daddy issues? that had his ex wife shoot out his eye? thats your regular ol piece of shit? #the guy that has people pause and go 'oh wow i understand why your family left you LMAO' #thats fun #theres a reason his main enemies are the teen titans alright #this slade wilson has none of that. this slade wilson is just a common bitch #HOWEVER #i will say that this allows for a really interesting character arc of him Losing It All #other people have pointed that out and i will bow to that. and that if this show already has a s2 confirmed then its probably has its own #timeline going on. i will respect that