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As an Australian I love the whole "Australia is a death trap full of vicious deadly animals" cultural myth. Every place has some deadly animals in it who will fuck you over if you don't understand them; we're not more dangerous than anywhere else. BUT we get to look badarse by existing when people pretend we are. No downsides.

#this is neat to me bc i live in BC #place where bears wolves coyotes cougars lynx etc etc are super common #and like. i guess they could be scary but theyre just Guys #worst case scenario (if youre really dumb) is that your dog gets eaten #ive never thought them on par with other animals i consider Genuinely Scary like hippos

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guys why the fuck aren't we talking about what's happening in the uk right now

nobody outside the uk is talking about this. why is nobody talking about it

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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

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From catgirl Izutsumi's chapter in the Adventurer's Guide for Dungon Meshi:

Laois doesn't clock that what's acceptable to do with a cat isn't acceptable to do with a teenage girl, so Chilchuck, father of daughters, accepts that he must suffer if he doesn't want anything else Weird going on.

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https://www.tumblr.com/palestinianmother?source=share

hey there. possible scam?

No, this one is not a scam. She's just creating new blogs repeatedly to draw attention to her fundraiser. Someone I know has spoken to her through her facebook and confirmed it's her and she is in need. Her fundraiser has also been approved and vetted by GFM and the Watermelon project.

Here's the fundraiser:

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I just watched a video that revealed teenage baseball pitchers are getting elective arm surgery to "get it out of the way" so they have a better chance of getting drafted and having an MLB career.

I don't ever want to hear about the 200 or so 17 year olds getting top surgery every year while sportsball parents are making their kids get arm surgery so they can pitch a little better.

Apparently it is child abuse to help your kid drastically improve their mental health and relieve severe dysphoria but if mommy wants a McMansion from her son's pitching arm, surgery is perfectly fine.

I'd also be grateful if I could never hear a conservative talking head say "perfectly healthy breasts" again.

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the way gay ppl online talk abt classical um. faggotry is interesting. every time i see a 'ancient greece/rome was a queer paradise' im like girl lets separate fantasy and fact. we can all imagine two beefy bearded warrior type guys blowing each other. we can even jerk off to that. but that was NOT what was going on back then

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Not gonna specifically tag anyone…but reblog if you feel like it and put yours in the tags.

#the white trash by mc birch

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General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.

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made a uquiz

#nurse #yeah </3

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I’m just so fucking pissed off man if they can surgically airstrike international volunteer food workers three consecutive times to ensure their operation is wiped out completely what the fuck is left for anyone to say

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wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

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#i haven't watched dungeon meshi but i fully believe jack black would do justice to senshi #the rest are terribly cursed though

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house MD voice: if it's in his lungs, it's in his asshole. get me a biopsy of his penis.

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Hunger Games AU where literally everyone else is aware of What Happened Before except for Cale. Whether this be reincarnation, Hunter fuckery or godly nonsense is up to you.

To Cale some victor in district 7 is really keen on him winning, even though he has his own tributes. Then there's this well known Capitol family that has only ever sponsored in the game once, which was for the district 7 guy, and has now decided to sponsor him. for some reason. And the presidents son is also weirdly supporting Cale. They also keep saying weird things.

Meanwhile, Cale's family is trying to get Cale to Remember Them while also making sure he survives and that they get back to their original world.

Cale had protected them so many times before, so it's only fitting they do so now, even if it means others die.

#tcf #trash of the count's family #cale henituse #choi han is the district 7 victor btw #while the molans are the capitol family. we all know who alberu is lmao #bonus but not mandatory: the actual hunger games characters are here during this and notice this weird shit going on #so it turns into a tug of war between the two. because victors stick together and protect each other - especially the new ones/babies

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Please please please keep reblogging and please consider donating, even if it's 1 or below. We are at rock bottom. We have nothing, we got the meds but at what cost? The kids are hungry yet again and I'm so scared about my mom, her health is getting worse and I am so stressed