#swear to god I’m not lying-

[inafallsaway]

I have an obsession with drawing one women and you’ll never guess who-

#one piece #nico robin #tony tony chopper #my baby and my wife #swear to god I’m not lying- #my art #she totally bribes him with candy so she can pet him #my lovelys

[leatherandrain]

Totally fine and not angry at all after watching episode 7 😁

#disventure camp #disventure camp tom #disventure camp jake #tom x jake #I swear to god tom #if you’re lying about having a boyfriend… #even if he is telling the truth I’m still gonna be pissed #either way I hope Jake kicks you really hard in the balls one of these episodes

[gunkbaby]

Need to make a post that highlights why i think shuu Tsukiyama is not just a babygirl but THE babygirl. The blueprint. The babygirl supreme, if you will.

#Head babygirl #U go into babygirl headquarters and he’s like. The big cheese iykwim. #I’m sorry but who was willing to frolick in the fields whilst wearing a funky business suit before my mans??? #He was writes his evil cannibalism plans in a pink bedroom lying on his bed with his feet in the air. #He be giggling and kicking his feet like NO ONE else #frolicking fr fr #queue #Q #shuucore #shuu tsukiyama #Shuu blogging #Miguel O’Hara? That blonde twink? Shuu was babying the girl years before them on god i swear

[absolutely-not-my-main-blog]

Another s16 crack "theory" totally real totally legit not clickbait: Mac’s long distance bf is a catfish, but it turns out to be Cricket because Mac was also catfishing, pretending to be someone rich and famous, and when they were supposed to finally meet, Cricket was just gonna rob the guy blind, (but then when it turns out to be Mac, maybe at first they're like okay let's just pretend this never happened, but then they're like unless... and the first guy Mac ever ends up sleeping with (on screen) is Cricket).

#iasip #text #it's always sunny in philadelphia #sunny sweet 16 #oh my god what have i come to i am not maccricket posting i swear this post did not start out in that direction #actually I am I’m lying #one crack rock for you *charges you $200 and tosses it in your window* #this is not a real theory do not look at me but I'm making myself go asdfgh #anmmbposts #I don’t have good memory of details so thanks person in comments telling me that Mac had canonically been with others before I legit forgot #still funny to me though

[ziracona]

#dragon age origins #dragon age inquisiton #dragon age 2 #hey. BioWare. I just want to talk i swear. I know it’s clear I’m lying but just come outside for a minute #wait. aren’t…? *checks* ah. ofc BioWare is a bunch of white Canadians doing this 🙄 #people keep tagging this as ‘the maker better be fake too’ and sure. that’s an improvement yes. but also no. atheism is not a more #culturally woke and aware position really. not strong-armed. making the cultures based on indigenous and romani and sámi cultures gods all #fake and the fantasy Christian god be fake too isn’t actually a non-white European position at all. you guys have to see that right? it’s #not really much better. the ironclad and ordered dismissal of all religions as false is actually also a white colonial thing. it’s not good #the other god being fake too doesn’t undo the damage of this move like you see that right?

[lesbiansanemi]

So hard being an “I hate attack on Titan and think it’s fucking bad” bitch in an “I love attack on Titan 🥺” world

#‘eren was right actually’ #bro you might as well admit you are highly susceptible to falling face first into fascist ideology lmfao #it’s blood libel. the entire series is blood libel like can we fucking not #also even aside from that. it’s just not??? good???? like i genuinely don’t get it #every single character has the personality of wet fucking cardboard they ALL are so goddamn boring #it’s obvious the plot had no idea what it was doing until WAY too late in the series #and oh man that fucking ending. man. don’t even try and tell me that shit is good you are all fucking lying to yourselves #I am excited for it to get animated tho jfjddjdk it better get the game of thrones treatment I swear to god #if y’all still try and tell me it’s good I’m gonna start fucking losing it #kaz rambles

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

I love theater I love theater I love theater <- gritting his teeth

#camera talks #FUCK #this is horrible for my mental health #I’m going to cry #I swear I love it but this is not It #oh my gods #anyways. show is tomorrow and I think it’s going to be a miracle if we pull it off #aughgh /neg #I took off school today so I could have a break #today is the first and Only dress rehearsal #I hate it here (<- lying he loves his boyfriend and #they are here)

[flowercrowngods]

Kitties! We have baby pics, then adult 😁 Turbo, Meg & Buster

🥹 *melts*

#i have decided it’s kitty pic sunday bc i somehow got a buncha new followers and i can’t have them thinking i’m cool or chill #or have my life together. also i need them to see these babies hehe LOOK AT THEM!!! 🥹🥰🤍🌷 #that last one i swear to god there’s something that happens in my brain every time i see a cat lying on a meadow with small tiny flowers #kitties for dio #not st #happy sunday! 🤍🌷

[eurydicees]

gonna be so honest sometimes i do such a good job convincing myself that iwaoi is canon i forget they’re literally just friends

#no like the implications are there i PROMISE like it’s REAL i SWEAR IT #they’re so gay lovers coded and i’m so lying rn. improper usage of the words gay coded. BUT ITS REAL. TO ME. #but like for real i can read between the lines there is something there i swear to god there’s SOMETHING THERE !!!!!!!!!! #but like also for real they’re literally best friends and that’s it #‘​you’re the partner i can boast about’ iwaizumi i’m gonna kill you #‘when oikawa’s backed into a corner he’ll set to iwaizumi’ im actually shaking shut the fuck up LIKE ITS THERE !!!! the IMPLICATIONS!!!!!! #LIKE THERES A VIBE. but there’s literally not. like i’m fully making this up. BUT ITS ALSO REAL. I PROMISE ITS REAL.

[pucciverse]

:-)

#venting in the tags cuz I do not want to be obtrusive or take up space on peoples dashes about it #but god. chronic back pain is just. so evil #I have been in mind numbing pain all day and there was nothing I could do about it #its usually kind of background noise but it’s so brutal today #I feel like someone has dug a knife between my vertebrae and is trying to pop them apart by sheer force #standing hurts sitting hurts lying down hurts #moving wrong has just fucking winded me it’s like getting punched under the ribs #I bent down to feed my cats when I got home and I swear I greyed out for a second cuz I moved Bad #and absolutely NOTHING brought this on like i twinged it putting a fucking dish away in my cabinet #I wish someone would just take my spine out and scrub it all fresh and clean and straighten it out and put it back in nice and shiny #okay vent over it’s been building all day and I’m just saying shit now #peoples chronic pain is real unless it is mine. obviously 👍 #okay. delete later. probably #busy beez

[poeciles]

unreal that i’m about to move in for my senior year of college i swear to god i had my freshman move in last week

#throwing up rn i’m a SENIOR ??? #im the one who people look to for advice ? i have to plan things now? #oh god !!!! oh god #but also i’m so excited to finally be the one giving back bc i swear the ppl older than me have been INSTRUMENTAL in having a good time #so i’m excited to do that for others :) #from me #but god. they weren’t lying that college can change u #i’m so much more confident now like . i’m not pretending i just AM #i think freshman year would be really proud of where i’m at : #)

[fabiansartstuff]

i was gonna pitch an idea of a scene in sonic 3 involving shadow and how it would differ depending on whether eggman makes a return or if stone goes in solo. only to find out the moment i’m thinking of doesn’t actually exist and i imagined shadow the hedgehog lore. i still want to write it tho i feel like they can alter shadows story a bit considering they probably want to keep him alive from the get-go this time lmao

#not art #fab.txt #sonic the hedgehog #shadow #i swear to god there was a lore moment in sa2 where shadow realises that the memory of maria telling him to kill everyone was fabricated #and he realised that eggman was just using him and that’s when he switched sides to briefly work against eggman #i SWEAR something like that happened. #anyway the scene i’m thinking of would be a whole thing where shadow realises he’s been duped #if it’s just stone they have this whole conversation that ends with shadow understanding stones motive #but still parting ways cause he feels like if stone lies to him now he may keep lying to him in the future #like the whole thing ends very neutrally with just a sense of betrayal on shadows end and regret on stones #whereas if eggman comes back the whole conversation is just #‘so you were just /using/ me to get to sonic??’ ‘…yeessss?’ ‘……fuck you dude.’ and then shadow just Leaves #i really really want to write this but knowing it didn’t actually happen kinda dampens that desire lmao #evidently i need to catch up on my shadow the hedgehog lore

[pinkfey]

my pos br*ther woke me up at 6AM bc he’s playing video games so fucking loudly and our walls are made of paper and no matter how much i tell him i need to sleep he doesn’t hear me through his headset 😐😐😐 i am just sitting here fml

#straight up yelling about his fantasy life where he was enlisted in the military (he wasn’t) to make some random mfs impressed #swearing up a storm which isn’t allowed in my parents christian household #bitching about the left which also isn’t allowed in our household #but remember their rules don’t apply to their precious firstborn fuckup <33 #i hate men yelling i hate men yelling i hate men yellingggg #I AM SO ANGRYYYYYY >:(((( #i need to be up in two hours and he took that from me too lmao !! the one day i get to sleep in past six !! holy shit !! i hate him !! #*one hour now 🫠 #‘but at least he’s not drinking 🥺’ ask me if i give a fuck i actually prefer him wasted bc at least that means he’s killing himself 🤩 #like. he is such a fucking nuisance to live with. what’s funny about his pattern of abuse is how there IS no ‘good period’ where he tries t #make up for what he’s done. because that’s just his ‘sober period’ and he’s such a fucking ASSHOLE during even that that it’s like. #oh so this is you trying. this is the best you’ve got before you get pissed and continue abusing us physically and mentally. #he’s fucking pathetic oh my GOD #oh now he just pissed and didn’t wash his hands again. i am so full of venom rn i hate this man so much #27 year old grown ass man lying to teenage boys online to get male validation #can’t wash his hands after taking a piss despite the fact that he doesn’t shower for weeks on end #refusing to go to an SLE after rehab because he thinks he’s too good for it and ‘he’ll do better this time’ as if he wasn’t climbing out of #fucking windows to get wasted. as a twenty seven year old. touting about how he wants to die but don’t you dare get him help bc he doesn’t #want it. agreeing to rehab and then lying in order to be sent home bc he thinks he has control over an addiction and he in no way abuses hi #own fucking family. holy shit i’m making myself more angery but god i hate everything about him i hate EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM !!!!!! #anyways.txt #delete later

[persephone-nymph]

I had a dream Fiona Apple had an identical twin and no one knew which was was really Fiona Apple

#this seems important #Fiona Apple twin conspiracy theory I guess??? #I swear to god I’m not lying #this truly occurred and I woke up confused

[dinersaturn]

It’s been hot these past few days and the power’s been going off at random times. The universe decided to fuck with me and turn off the power while I was streaming Nope.

#I’m not lying #I swear to god #nope #jordan peele nope

[tootiecakes234]

“Hey Katsuki”, you scream from the your bedroom.

“What” he yells back at you from somewhere else in the house.

“Where ya at?”

“In the game room.”

So you get up and head that way. When you enter he’s sat in his gaming chair with his headset on.

“Hey bub…. Hey guys” you say loud enough to be heard through his headset.

“Yea yea. They all said hey.” You knew Kirishima and Kaminari were on the other end. Maybe even Mina too cuz she wasn’t texting you back.

“Kit-Kat, I’m getting hungry. Do you know what sounds really good for dinner?”

“What?” he questions without taking his eyes off the screen.

You walk behind him and slide your arms around his neck and nuzzle into the back of his head. You’re trying to butter him up because you know he’s not gonna wanna make what you’re craving.

“You remember those dumplings you made from scratch a while ago?” You ask with your voice dripping in as much sweetness you can muster.

“No.”

“No you don’t remember or no you’re-“

And he interrupt you before you can even finish. “No im not cooking that. There are frozen dumplings in the fridge.”

“But Sukiiiiii, those aren’t as good as the ones you make. The flavors aren’t the same and yours are so crispy and doughy. Pleaaasseee.”

“Hey you assholes shut the hell up. No ones talking to you.” He responds to his friends in the headset. “You want her to have ‘em, bring your ass over and make ‘em”

“I’m not doing this. You idiots hold on.” And he pauses the game and turns around to face you and removes his head set.

“Look we can order takeout if you want, but I’m not about to make freakin dumplings from scratch cuz you have a craving. I’d have to go to the store and get ingredients and taking the time to make the wrappings. ‘S too much.” He tries to explain to you in a rational way .

“I knooowww…. I’d go to the store with you though and I’ll help you make them…. Pretty please” you whine and stick you lowere lip out just a little with your eyes as pleading as you can make them.

Katsuki rolls his eyes and throws his head back.

“You don’t get whatever you want just because you pout at me. Spoiled ass. Not today. Maybe sometime later this week.”

You didn’t actually think he’d tell you no. He usually never does. Maybe you are spoiled. Still makes you sad though.

So you put on your big girl pants, tuck your lip back in and give him a soft “ok” before you lean down and press a soft kiss to his lips so he knows you’re not upset with him.

He is allowed to say no.

“Is Mina on the game with you guys?” You ask him when you pull back.

“Yeah she is.”

“When you get back on can you tell her to stop being a bitch and answer my phone call. I have tea to spill.”

“I’ll tell her.”

And with that you head toward the door and leave.

Once you’re back in your room it takes Mina about 3 minutes to call you and you start catching her up on everything.

You guys stay on the phone for about 30 minutes before she has to go.

After that, you bury yourself in the blankets and start reading the manga you had lying on your nightstand.

Before you can really get into it, Katsuki is walking into your room and going into the closet.

“Get your ass outta bed and get dressed before I change my goddamn mind.”

“What?” You ask because now you’re confused.

“You said you were gonna go to the store with me to buy all this shit so get your ass up and let’s go.”

“Kats you don’t have to, it’s fine.”

“Look ya spoiled brat, if I gotta tell you to get up one more time we are gonna be in here fightin.”

And the smile that breaks out on your face. You hurry and get outta bed and rush him. “Awwwww my sweet boy”

“I swear to god, I’m this close to letting your ass starve.”

And you wrap your arms around him and start kissing everywhere on his face. When you pulled away he has a deep frown on his face but you can see the sparkle in his eyes that he gets when you’re super happy.

You pull away and scurry off to get dressed.

He really needs to start saying no to you and meaning it before you really lose the understanding of the word.

Katsuki Masterlist

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