#not art

[mayakern]

when the first message u see in the morning is about ur horny dragon book

#spitfire #maya rambles #not art

[vsemily]

you love being trans what are you trans as if you go by they/them are you clowns just playing victim over something stupid

#not art

[colorful-horses]

I'm a terrible reviewer of things because anytime something monumentally stupid happens, it just increases my enjoyment of that thing by 20000%

#screams #i looove love love wheb a show is dumb. god i love it #not art #i eat it up like candy

[clarissasbakery]

mine for ii do you guys like it 💚

#ii test tube #not art #inanimate insanity

[chaospyromancy]

#not art #oc #ocs #original characters #original character #original content #original art #im very curious! i feel like funny/silly stuff usually does better

[sas-afras]

[img source: therealfedelta on twt]

SOMEHOW NOT EVIL? SOMEHOW NOT EVIL???

THE COFOUNDER OF THE SLAVING, RAPING, VIOLENT COLONIZER FACTION INGAME IS SOMEHOW NOT EVIL?

THE ONE WHO IS LITERALLY SO SET ON DOING THE SAME THING AGAIN TO THE TRIBES OF ZION THAT IT TAKES 100 SPEECH TO CONVINCE HIM TO TONE IT DOWN SLIGHTLY IS SOMEHOW NOT EVIL?

DID WE PLAY THE SAME GAME

#not art #joshua graham #honest hearts #i’m a full supporter of liking evil characters but oh my god THE REASON THEYRE INTERESTING IS VECAUSE THEYRE EVIL #STOP TRYING TO UWUIFY MONSTERS #idk who the other dude is tho someone reply and tell me

[sleepy-bear-tm]

APOLLO HI THERE HI

#DELICIOUS I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE THE OTHER GODS THEYRE GONNA FEATURE BUT APOLLO IS DEFINITELY GETTING ALL THE NECTAR FIRST #him saying sunshine is everything to me #I’ve seen him for twenty seconds and he already has my heart in his hands #hades 2 #not art #kylie rambles

[tamarinfrog-art]

I'll be starting an internship to study for a new job on Monday. If things go well, I'll start full time. Just wanted to share this as it will certainly affect my art making time but it also means I will get back to working on BUP. Just give me sometime to get used to things.

#tammy talk #not art

[w0rm-3nthus14st]

i think more people should acknowledge the fact that dirk and calliope would have such a sweet friendship they talk ONE TIME in canon (i am not acknowledging whatever happens in the epilogues/homestuck^2 sorry im a hater) BUT its enough to thoroughly convince me that theyd be cute friends

its sort of like jane and dirk's friendship, though i see them talked about SLIGHTLY more (obviously not as much as they should be talked about though.)

like in these screenshots. theyre fun to read!!!! they have a nice dynamic!! they would chill out together drawing i think.

they would make friendfiction together and it would be an incredible abomination. they would take turns with writing and drawing for it, resulting in such a cacophonic tonal clash itd give the weak-willed a brain aneurysm. it would be a work of Art. roxy would adore it, jane would feel Delirium.

this is one of those things where im going to be constantly thinking in the back of my mind "i need to write this."

#homestuck #dirk strider #calliope homestuck #alpha kids #not art

[hothammies]

ship so good they gave him a palette swap of his boyfriend in smash

#just randomly rethought of this #like was it TRULY necessary #same pose and everything i'm gonna be sick #shuake #not art

[weekly-welsknight]

hey. you think I'm in hiding i'm just biding my time putting pen to paper coming up with rhymes we’re the star-studded group that got together just to crush you once we start something you know we're gonna see it through i'm the knight the soldier who brings the fight at first light y'all had to incite so now I gotta indict you're guilty of getting murdered with words y'all are out-gunned go home nerds. if you even care.

#/silly #welsknight #hermitgang #not art #inspo from an impulse one lmao

[mayakern]

it’s a photo shoot day!

#selfie #gpoy #not art #the real life of maya kittenpoots kern

[jsketch12]

Ok, crazy hypothetical.

If Bomber and Timeskip!Selene met…who’d win the arm wrestling match?

As funny as “Selene accidentally rips Bomber’s arm off and Bomber turns into an ink puddle because Inkling bodies are made of ink and she would leak” would be, realistically this would ultimately come down to their size, strength level and technique, since at their baseline they are both athletes (Selene being a surfer and Bomber doing Splatoon ink games)

Most of Selene’s routine for surfing focuses on core and lower body for balance and upper body for being able to paddle. Bomber flings a bucket around but she also enjoys climbing and weightlifting as a hobby, so they have a few similarities in regards to their fitness habits.

Going off size and strength levels, then, Selene (6’3”) has almost half a foot over Bomber (5’10”) and among her feats of strength include lifting a 500 pound catfish over her head. The heaviest thing Bomber has had to carry is her team when they’re all getting sniped by the E-Liter from 50 yards down Hammerhead Bridge

Bomber is also a dumbass (affectionate) so she’d go in thinking she could take Selene and the shock from being so terribly wrong would work against her and give Selene an early advantage.

#ask #not art

[soadscrawl]

sorry im a bit of a kuron stan especially when hes trapesing around with this slutty fucking haircut he shouldve kept this we were robbed

#im kinda insane abt this dude if i had time id rewrite his arc in a fic or smthn #soad.txt #not art #voltron

[doctorsiren]

If you’re playing Stardew Valley on PC you can get a mod called “Free Love” that lets you have multiple spouses

REAL?!?? 😭💖 this is wonderful news

#doctorsiren #not art #siren speaks

[paxcallow]

Shoutout to your Raz for being a little cutie patootie anyway can you spare a headcanons about him for the poor *holding out my little orphan lad hat*

hehehe thank you also OH BABY YOU KNOW I CAN! i may have like 3 hours before i have to get a train to georgia but i always have time for RAZ and TALKING about RAZ!

PAX RAZ HEADCANONS GO! NO PARTICULAR ORDER OR THEME.

raz becomes pescetarian after the meat circus. i say pescetarian and not vegetarian because of his toxic relationship with Crab Sandwich. crab sandwich is raz's friend. but raz kind of wants to eat crab sandwich.

^ raz is kind of a freak.

like all things, raz picks up hydrokinesis pretty quickly, but for a while the Hand of Galochio Aquato will not grant him access to water deep enough to swim in. he beats himself up over this somewhat because neither queepie or frazie struggle with the hand like he does and while they're learning to swim, he's standing on the surface of the water like jesus.

actually, i feel like the Hand was always the most physically real to raz than any of the others because of his lack of denial about being a psychic. all the others felt the unnatural fear at a body of water and it grew much more violent and undertowed in the presence of the psychics, but a young razputin aquato heard the name "Hand of Galochio" and took that very literally.

sorry for the sadcanons. bonus augustus headcanon for your trouble. this barrier to water is something raz and dad can bond over, because while augustus can physically get in the water, he is utter ass at swimming and learns it the slowest of anyone in the family. he is so brave but after a lifetime of water curse, being in it feels the most unnatural. you know that clip from golden boy of kintaro(?) drowning all the way across the pool before turning around and very badassly going "So! How do you like my swimming. >:)" that's augustus while raz runs across the water beside him cheering him on.

he got his goggles from true psychic tales magazine, but he uses them now mostly to combat visual overstimulation. it takes him several years to realize that's what he's doing. projecting through a psi portal is very visually intense and that's why raz is convinced for the longest time that those things actually did anything psychic.

a combination of what donatella calls "sibling survival instinct" being surrounded by so many kids his age at camp, needing to blow off steam after just having run away from home, and wanting to make a good impression at his big new job is what explains the difference in raz's rudeness between psychonauts 1 and 2. in psychonauts 3, raz is going to repeatedly say some out of pocket shit to some fellow kids and then feel really guilty because he's a professional now.

i know i've said this before but it bears repeating that raz is a little menace about tickling. he just genuinely likes it and can't imagine that anyone might not. but he's soooooo shy so his primary way of getting tickles himself is being a little shit. that tends to do the trick. he's definitely not extremely obvious about it every single time. everyone totally doesn't know what he's doing.

raz proudly eats food off the floor. raz thinks wasting food is a crime!! he'll eat your leftovers. he'll drink the rest of your soda. he'll eat the other half of your sandwich. empty your unwanted snax into the grumpus that is razputin aquato.

this is sometimes the only way to get him to eat because often he forgets to until his stomach is screaming at him to spare its life. when he is very focused on something for a while, raz's neglect of himself hits him all at once. man im tired- ooh wait im hungry- oh im thirsty too- AH my eyes hurt have i not been blinking- whoa how is it after midnight already- OUCH i have a headache! my feet hurt! etc. he. needs people looking out for him.

raz is going to be a really good dad one day.

raz knows he is cute. intellectually. he uses this to his advantage to subtly manipulate adults into letting things slide or giving him floor bacon. but he has not internalized the fact that he is genuinely a little cutie pie not through his genetics and social engineering skills, but by being a little dorky smush face who is always earnest, borderline transparent, so so so brave, easily embarrassed, wanting to be friends with everyone, being a little baby bean,[i am slowly dragged off the stage with a cane]

#psychonauts #razputin aquato #not art #headcanons #i got carried away #uh oh i missed my train! #there are more. there are so many more. these are what i could think up right now