#speaking of phones

[kyistell]

May we please have some NY hc’s? 👁️👁️

*not forcing*

I am so sorry for this being literal DAYS late, things happen but I still feel bad, anyway I shall deliver as it is better late than never!!

Doesn’t like planes (feel like it obvious why)

Can figure skate, likes to do so for 30 minutes as a warm up before hockey

He has a lot of scars, pretty much all on his chest and arms though he does have a good few on his legs

Met Delaware when he visited Netherlands home for the first time, he continued to visit every weekend until Netherland had to leave

Actually likes Netherland, way better than England that’s for sure

He found out that there was a another New state when he found New Mexico going through his kitchen, he still doesn’t have a single idea how NM had gotten there and neither does NM

Friendship bracelets, specifically Loom (the rubber bands)

He has some problems with his own humanity because while yes he is a state personification, he also had parents and has grandparents, something that pretty much every state except for a few have,  swimming in the Hudson didn’t help at all seeing as now he’s all sorts of something

While he and Jersey seem attached at the hip, they actually don’t spend nearly as much time together as the other states thing, yeah they are slightly attached at the hip but they will go weeks without a single hello at times

Hates change, he went through so much of it as a child that he can’t stand it now

Spinny chair go brrrrr

“I’m not autistic, I just don’t like you”

He can’t really drive, like he has his license but is terrified to use it in his own state, he prefers public transport in the city rather than driving and always lets Jersey drive whenever they are in a car

He doesn’t like fireworks, they are pretty much way to loud for him to be okay

Used to have a pet duck

#welcome to the table #wttt #wttt new york #wttsh new york #wttt headcanons #this is really short right? #i cant tell #cause im on phone #speaking of phones #i suck at typing now on my phone #donno how that happend #i am really sorry about this being so late #hopefully this is the latest ill ever be #unless ya know #i die #lolz #kyi requests

[st-dionysus]

Gang, I am looking for a photograph I know exists, but I can not find. It is a historic black and white photo of a group of butches/transmen with a sign that say's "Who says there are no boys in Chaigao" (I believe, in reference to the draft)

#Saint Speaks #queer history #trans history #trans butch #butch #transgender #transmasc #trans men #masc of center #trans butch cusp #ftm cusp #ftm #female to male #trans boy #trans male #ftnb #nonbinary man #transmasculine #I had it saved on my old phone but it was stolen like 6 months ago #boost this pls

[suntails]

reality

#blinks so cutely at u. im baaaack #i only have it in me to do one piece for 7.7 i think. i just dont think the rest grabs my brain id rather draw other stuff :D #ive started a new job (NOT animation) by now so im re-adjusting to job hours vs fun hours but the job is easy breezy so im happy!!! #i work in an office i answer the phone like twice a day and i file some paperwork and i eat candy at my desk. its the best #AND im lined up to take over as supervisor in a few months. smiles lovingly at the camera. the dream <3 #speaking of dreams haha idia my guy umm so how u doing buddy. u doin okay? will u recover from this buddy pal chum guy? :D #he'll be fine im proud of him #twst #twisted wonderland #idia shroud #book 7 spoilers #ch 7 spoilers #suntails

[allthegothihopgirls]

damian gets his first phone and the other batkids try their HARDEST to not let him have their personal numbers (except for dick), because damian's an AWFUL texter and doesn't understand emojis or slang + always insists on correct grammar. (he WILL critique the kids who have autocaps off)

however dick has been teaching him the long ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ♡ type emoticons and put shortcuts in his keyboard for them. he's also been learning about reaction images, which he has not once yet used correctly. all of this is even more incentive for the kids to hide their numbers from him.

his new developments have even made their way into his bat-cell (for patrolling + missions). he'll be patrolling with dick, and they're on a quick food break. tim will message to ask where they are, and instead of telling him, damian sends back a "( ◑‿◑)ɔ┏🍟--🍔┑٩(^◡^ )"

it becomes a bribe for the other boys: "if you do ____, i'll give damian your number". although they do all cave eventually, and learn to deal with it.

#for a long time the only people damian talks to using his phone are dick and jon (and clark one time) #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #batfam #dc #robin #dcu #dc comics #batfamily #the robins #nightwing #red robin #red hood #dc batman #batkids #batboys #gothihop speaks

[calware]

i think kanaya would send her friends the funniest snaps ever with the most deadpan delivery ever. she uses space aspect powers to do this btw

#🪡 #homestuck #i say things #doodle #edit: i'm so sorry i completely forget that trolls say palmhusk instead of phone. my homestuck license is being revoked as we speak #1k #2k #3k

[gojonanami]

there’s something about gojo from the shinjuku showdown arc that is so special to me—

#sab speaks #jjk manga spoilers #I’m so feral for him like in general #but this??? #I’m extra feral #like I just want to [redacted] #and yes I have all of these pictures saved to my phone what of it #gojo truly beat Sukuna imo #he lost to Gege and the plot

[the-mother-of-lions]

Watching the skypiea arc rn

#one piece #straw hat robin #go girlboss #skypiea #isabella speaks #enjoy this shitty meme i made on my phone

[frogchiro]

A lil quick thirst before going to bed, I'm sorry for the lack of writing today :((

fem!omega!reader, obviously nsfw, a/b/o, alpha!simon

Alpha Si who gets very much into the heady headspace during a rut while mating with you; hard, sharp thrusting his flushed cock inside you, his knot just catching onto the slicked opening of your precious pussy and poor Si panting and drooling woth an open mouth, his tongue sticking out and growls escaping him; he's so so close and the slight pain of overstimulation is only making this so much more delicious for him :(

Unfortunately poor Simon can get overzealous while in this state and he accidentally pulled out a bit too much while on the brink of and orgasm and managed to slip out completely, shooting his cum all over your heaving tummy and over your swollen cunt :((

Poor Si who immediately starts to whine up a storm, actual distress and urgency in his yowls. He'd be genuinely upset that all his potent and fertile sperm went to waste on your belly and not IN it, he was so excited to breed you and give you a nice big and healthy litter and now it's all wasted.

PLEASE comfort him even if you're tired because he'll be so so distraught and upset, thinking he failed you :(( Cuddle with him in the safety of your nest, scent and lick him and tell him that everything's okay and your heat and his rut is only starting, there will be plenty more times for him to give you his pups♡

#kin speaks #bwnjsksw i hate editing on my phone #have this little thing and i hope you enjoy my obsession with alpha cod men♡ #cod x reader #simon 'ghost' riley x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 217

Babies can die if they don’t have enough physical contact. This is something that is known, but Talia does not have time to spend with her twins, and it’s not like she carried them thanks to the false Lazarus womb, so she didn’t even have that excuse to use. 

What she did have, was a near braindead teen who could be taught things through muscle memory. 

Which is how Jason ended up caring for a pair of toddlers between any training, even after his dip in the Pit. Well, he cared for them until he left for Gotham, to enact his plans, even if he continued to call them every week. 

But that wasn’t enough for little Damian and Danyal.

Where had their caretaker gone? Away from them? Where is Baba? Across the sea? Unacceptable. They will not stand for this! 

Which in turn, is how Jason discovers his the twins outside his safehouse window, having somehow made it to Gotham on their own- what the fuck, kids!?

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Dad Hood #Jason can’t even go to a meeting without the kids clinging to him & are willing to cut off a hand or two #They’re even more ecto contaminated then the rest of the League of Assassins #Danny might not have all the powers he has in canon but he’s still Liminal as Fuck #The bats when investigating Red Hood after the Duffle Bag Incident find out he has a pair of small children #Who are very clingy & who he is very protective of #Also who he speaks to in League Dialect- TALIA ANSWER YOUR PHONE #It’d be hilarious if Talia refers to Jason/Hood as OUR son & now Bruce is spiraling because WHAT DO U MEAN TALIA- DON’T HANG UP- #WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUR SON-

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m drawing icarus and apollo waltzing for my illustration class and my professor told me to make the dip more dramatic because “the sun god should not support icarus in his fall” like you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think apollo didn’t support icarus? you think apollo didn’t shine down on icarus every day, even in that accursed tower, offering him what little warmth could be found in such a prison? you think daedalus would’ve founded a temple to the sun god if he was malicious in his compliance in icarus’ death? icarus wouldn’t have flown so close if the sun wasn’t so welcoming, so loving, so captivating. if the sun was cold and uncaring, icarus would not have burned. it was not apollo’s fault icarus fell. he could not curb his warmth, just like how icarus could not curb his curiosity. apollo loved icarus as much as icarus loved him, and that is why their story is so tragic. apollo was not a malicious force in icarus’ death, the fates were, and that was out of both of their controls. do not slander his name like this.

#icarus speaks #I CANT EXPLAIN THAT TO A WOMAN IN HER LIKE MID 50S THOUGH #i know the little gay people in my phone get me tho #u guys see me

[leafie-draws]

I think it's messed up how rotom went from being this chaotic and mischievous ghost pokemon that possesses electronics to terrorize people to being some domesticated guy that lives in your pokedex and phone and tells you to take selfies.

there's something kinda symbolic about a life-draining entity possessing electronics though. I just wish they would get weird with it and make your rotom phone fly across the room or snap at your fingers or something, just a little ghost bastard behavior, as a treat

#leafie speaks #I don't want a rotom phone I want a rotom car that explodes #bla bla ghost pokemon aren't scary anymore make pokemon games creepy and weird again #*angry barking* #pokemon

[cod-dump]

*on a mission*

Price: I miss my wife and husband

Ghost: *slowly turns to Price and stares at him*

Price: … it’s what Nik and I started calling Phil as a joke and it stuck

Ghost:

Price: Go on, say something

Ghost: I’ll wait until we get back to base… don’t want to waste the material on a singular person with no witnesses

#ghost is writing jokes down in his phone as we speak #call of duty #modern warfare #john price #simon ghost riley #incorrect quotes #pricegravesnik #nikpricegraves

[euphoriaonpluto]

I'm in desperate need of an arthur returns fic that begins like five years after the fact, when arthur has fully integrated into modern society and him and merlin are married and living normal 21st century lives. only to out of nowhere get sent back in time to when they first met in camelot. so now they have to redo it all while pretending that they aren't essentially millennials with twitter brainrot going insane from caffeine withdrawal

#merlin #merthur #arthur would be such a whiny bitch about it im crying imagining it #“why is everything so uncomfortable to sit on. merlin can't you just magic us a couch” #they get lost on patrol and merlin automatically goes to take out his phone to check Google maps and then gets an aneurism when he remembera #people overhear them speaking in modern english and are incredibly confused #“i would murder a man with my bare hands for sugar right now” #elevators and escalators are mourned like loved ones

[todayisafridaynight]

#ryu ga gotoku #rgg #yakuza series #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #daigo dojima #ryo aoki #masato arakawa #snap sketches #im annoyed looking at this jaGELARKGJ #I LIKE MY LNIE ART BUT .... just nthing was clicking with me rtying to shade this #i only meant for this to be a quick thing today but i ended up mulling over it for longer than i wanted so im just throwing it out there #every time i make a rendered drawing of aokis office it always dark as hell like bro PLEASE you have a lamp #theres like ONE instance where i dont make it dark and it was in that goofy Rumor Mill comic #LIKE EVEN THAT COMIC ABOUT ARAKAWA BEING DEAD IT'S DAYTIME YET I STILL MADE IT DARK VJLAKJVAE #ridiculosu. #moving on ive wanted to draw them playing chess for months i just kept. Not Knowing How To Do It #whats funny is that i initially was planning an entirely different thing but i was thinking about that too much i got stressed #so . thats why i worked on this. and then i got stressed over this 💀💀💀 #speaking of chess ive always wanted a chessboard birthday cake with edible pieces .. that a lotta work tho ... #i love chess ... am i good at it probably not but i still lke to play it on my phone sometimes .. #guess ill work on that other thing now that im free and i know what i wanna do now that ive slept on it ... lol ... #mk bye i dont like rendering

[hyuckonia]

azuls secret side business thwarted by Some Guy 😭 not a soul doesn't know by the next day. nice knowing you azul 🫡🫡🫡

bonus:

#twisted wonderland #twst #fanart #meme #memes #ace trappola #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #floyd leech #ive literally had this idea for months the omly thing stopping me was knowing i had to draw aces hair #speaking of ace. just realized he wears one glove. Fucking Freak #thanks to my friend for looking it over and forcing me tomchsnge azuls phone case to the Boomer Wallet combo like in the manga #now it looks like a 3ds #hyuckscraps

[dog-violet]

stormbringer posting again

i know verlaine killed a body double and not the actual queen i did it for the meme

#idk what compelled me to do this also sorry it’s ugly as hell i did it on my phone #bsd #bsd storm bringer #bsd stormbringer #stormbringer spoilers #adam frankenstein #verlaine #bsd paul verlaine #bsd adam frankenstein #bungou stray dogs #max is speaking #stormbringer posting #fav