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I'm gonna force my texas headcanons on you yayy

My favorite personality is texas being transfem i actually forgot this one for a good bit but yeah i remembered it recently, i like to think the reason she doesn't figure out her dysphoria sooner is because partly she doesn't have that strong dysphoria and just thinks it's general insecurity that everyone has

I also imagine texas just not talking as a kid, i feel they just took a while to get it figured out i also imagine he had a weird voice for some reason

He has perception lens but doesn't use them because he doesn't like the look of them, another optional thing to my theory is that he might need them to drive but still doesn't and when someone finds his license says he needs his glasses they're just like "oh my god you could've killed me!"

He falls asleep right after work, for like 3-4 hours because of his sleep patterns (totally not me and school)

He crochets, i just gave him my one of my hobbies

Oooooo I love all of these :D

Transfem Texas is not something I would have thought of and yet it fits so well. Justa dumbass not realizing anything until someone gives a dare to wear a dress and of course Texas would never back down from a dare, so once the dress is on it’s like “…oh shit”

I mean Texases whole thing is guns soo…it would make sense if he was the quite kid, made fun of for his voice being weird and snapped…seems accurate

Blind as fuck Texas is hilarious, no one understands how this man has come so far without his glasses. The best shot in the StateHouse who actually uses guns consistently, best aim just in general for most things, I mean they don’t even ever see him stumble into stuff. Then they are on the road and get pulled over, Texas has someone grab his license for him and BAMB card says like “Yo ass so blind you couldn’t find a nuclear reactor if it wss right in front of ya” and everyone in the car is automatically terrified :D

Texas needs more hobbies than just ✨~Gun~✨ so him crocheting I can get behind. Same with the napping after work, cause let’s be honest here, there is no way that man is on a sleep schedule that is healthy enough to even PRETEND to be a sleep schedule XD

#welcome to the table #wttt texas #wttsh texas #welcome to the statehouse #wttt #wttt headcanons #but this time they aren’t mine #texas is an interesting character #cause you can say whatever traumatizing thing and be like #“yeah that’s accurate to Texas” #he is just like that #kyi requests #technically since it was sent in

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Yes yes, you are safe for now OwO

The bees, they just flock to him and he does not care if they could “kill” him, they are FUZZY!!!! (Also yes the bee is the state insect, love those pesky things here)

Just imagine, it’s 2am, your just going into the kitchen to grab something to drink before going back to or going to bed. You enter the kitchen and see Jersey and idk Loui maybe, just talking, ‘cept Jersey is straight up speaking tongues and Loui is acting like he understands what is being said (he doesn’t). Just slowly back away without being noticed and decide to never go into the kitchen again at night.

Meanwhile Jersey was just talking about how the strawberry poptart ia aids and the cookies and cream one is the best, looking like absolute death cause of how exhausted he is lol (he is not responsible for whatever he says when tired, it’s nearly started multiple wars at once so when he is tired the states just take whatever he says with a grain of salt smaller than an atom)

Yesyes he loves his babyes and whenever someone even thinks about trying to tell him otherwise…well…they don’t 😊

It has been way to long since I have bugged you for Jersey HCs sooo 🔪 hand then over 🙂

AIGHT AIGHT PUT THE KNIFE DOWN— /silly

Yes you may have the NJ hc’s :)

I picture him to have like- reddish-brown hair like Mass since in my AU they’re twins, but his hair is more on the brown side.

^Also he has blonde streaks in his hair that kinda look like bee stripes since they’re his state insect last I checked :3

Y’know how funny/cruel would it be if I just-*makes NJ allergic to bees*

^BUT DONT WORRY- the bees he hangs out with are friendly. To NJ at least. And York cuz he brings them roses.

This man says some of the most unhinged shit when he’s tired I swear to god-

He holds both of his dogs (a Doberman and a boxer (their names are Mar and Murrie)) like they’re babies and treats them as such (as he should)

#kyi reblog #welcome to the table #wttt new jersey #my boy #danke :D

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Pspspsps heyheyhey, it’s that time where I ask for asks, please acknowledge me.

Art or HCs, maybe even lil shorties stories if ya ask nicely. I promise to get to them sooner rather than later but they will still probs be late, sorz in advance T-T

#welcome to the table #wttt #wttt new jersey #wttt new york #wttt california #goshy gosh i still hate tagging the characters #just cause they arent actually in this or mentioned #feels like false advertising #wttt florida #sneaky lil florida is here as well

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*cough cough* I heard someone say Baseball NY and Hockey NJ?

@alaskashigh *points aggressively* YOU!!!! I wanted to do this literally all day since I saw your post!!!!

I think this is like such a fun dynamic, whether it's shipped or just their normal bullshit (personally I don't ship them but I can agree with those who do ship them, they are very cute together)

They are arguing about who gets the backyard probably, a very common argument once the baseball season pops up I'd imagine (and I am), half the time the only reason they stop is because of a meeting lol

#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt #wttt new jersey #wttsh new jersey #wttt new york #wttsh new york #wttt fanart #donno why but this give Klance vibes? #just me? #maybe i just need to rewatch voltron again #this is probably a sign its been too long #anyway #this seems very enemies to lovers #like i could see this being a cover of one of those sports romance books #probably called like #Homerun-NO; GOAL- Straight to The Heart #or The Kiss Cam Never Lies #or something #honestly if someone made a NJ/NY fic called that i would read it #anyway i love how this came out lol #also jersey isn't in his skates or theyd be about the same height #or jersey would be slightly taller #those two will kill each other one day with their sports equipment #it really is just a matter of time #lolz

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OMG YES YES YES PLEASE

I've loved the idea of personified sports since I first found Matt Mitchell's SEC Roll Call series, which is literally collage football through each week it's so good.

Along with Tom Grossi who did four long ass series on each NFL divisions, they aren't exactly personified per-say but DOESN'T MATTER!!! (actually I'm pretty sure that they are personified in the If the NFL Was Scripted series but not confident on that lol)

Listen if the states and other things can be personified then who's to say that sports aren't!!!

i’m fuming, so heres a little Arizona Coyote since he is now a personification in my little world lol

#kyi reblog

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THE LIL BABY!!! THE BOY!!! THE POOR BOY!!!

i’m fuming, so heres a little Arizona Coyote since he is now a personification in my little world lol

#i love this #so so much #So sad #he needs all the love #he deserves so much #we love him #kyi reblog #okay but like #imagine that there are sports personifications #wouldn’t that be interesting

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LOOK!! A COYOTE!!! AN ARIZONA COYOTEEE!!!!

#welcome to the table #wttt fanart #welcome to the statehouse #wttt #wttt arizona #wttsh arizona #im coping #i dont want the yotes to move #i never even really watched them #i just really like their lil guy #since the coyotes are moving i thought to finally draw arizona #anyway i really like how he turned out

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Follow-up on the previous hockey position question, who plays goalie? Does someone just have to gear up randomly?

I totally didn't forget about goalies, nooooo. Anywaayyy super sorry about how long this took, finally got a hockey stick and literally have not touched the computer in days lol, BUT tis finally here.

HOCKEY STATES WOOOOOO-

New York: Forward, center, Goalie (only when he has too)

Tennessee: Defense, left-wing (doesn’t play often) Goalie (sorta consistently?)

Colorado: Defense: right-wing, Goalie (only one who plays this consistently)

Minnesota: Forward, left-wing, Goalie (mainly if Colorado is goalie on opp team)

Oregon: Defense, left-wing, Goalie (masochist)

Sooo yeah! Mainly based in like feels ya know, I feel like it sometimes is just picking a name out of a hat to see who has to get pelted with pucks, but normally it'll tend(y) to be these guys

#welcome to the table #wttt #wttt new york #wttt tennessee #wttt colorado #wttt minnesota #wttt oregon #honestly no one is exactly bad at playing goalie #though i feel like alabama would be the worst considering he ONLY plays roller hockey #same with missouri since he also only plays roller hockey #so sorry it's been like over a week since this came in #i promise i have been meaning to do it the entire time #i was just NEVER at the computer #kyi requests

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Y’all we had an earthquake, what a lovely thing to be greeted by when just wanted to shift positions to go back to sleep.

Time to think the whole day that the train going by is an earthquake (that’s assuming that the trainlines continue to run today, we aren’t built for this).

Anyone in the NJ/NY area hope you’re safe and alright, that was scary :D

#kyi talks #this is nj btw #we dont get these #the last on was a little over ten years ago #2011/12 i think #im decently close to where the quake hit #so thats scary #time to be as annoying as californians when a quake hits #new jersey

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Hehe Hockey!!!

#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt #wttt new jersey #wttsh new jersey #wttt rhode island #wttsh rhode island #wttt fanart #jersey was out of commission for like a week after this #rhodey for two but mainly that was because that was a suspension #he was like barely injured lol #also yeah #it'sa polaroid #and yes #connie does sign his name as Connie Cut #i'm just realizing that this shows how iffy my hand writing is #also y'all have no idea how LONG it took to figure out how to blur on krita #i had to look it up because theres no simple tool for it #ITS A FILTER #HOW WAS I MEANT TO FIGURE THAT OUT #anyway #jersey and rhodey put their little initals on there #i think its a cute idea along with the pics even being taken #plus its an excuse to have some sort of indicator of who these are for those who arent familiar with my character designs #live laugh love hockey #am i right or am i right

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What states do you headcanon play hockey, and what positions do they play?

HIA, it hasn't been 2 days, what are you talking about? Anyway I got them all down finally, I'm not gonna say they all make sense but most of them have a team so it's finneee...probably?

HOCKEY STATES WOOOOOO-

Jersey: Defense, left-wing

New York: Forward, center

Massachusetts: Forward, right-wing

Connecticut: Defense, right-wing (doesn’t play anymore)

Pennsylvania: Forward, center

Gov: Defense, left-wing (barely has anytime to play but tries to when he can)

Rhode: Defense, right-wing

North Carolina: Forward, left-wing

South Carolina: Defense, right-wing

Alabama: Forward, center (only plays roller hockey, college football offseason)

Missouri: Defense, right-wing (only plays roller hockey)

Tennessee: Defense, left-wing (doesn’t play often)

Arizona: Forward, right-wing

Colorado: Defense: right-wing

Minnesota: Forward, left-wing

Oregon: Defense, left-wing

Montana: Forward, center

I feel like most of these are self explanatory, like NY Jersey and other NE states, but others I may have to explain I think...oops?

Okay so, the Carolinas playing isn't really THAT surprising, they have a team (I don't know which state the team belongs too and I am perfectly fine not knowing lol), same with Tennessee, Arizona, Colorado, Minnesota, and Missouri.

Now Alabama on the other hand, football offseason, literally only roller hockey, besides ya know...violence. Hockey can be a very southern sport when you think about it.

Gov plays because once again, North East, but also because I have a feeling he would be very into the Washington Capitals. It isn't like he gets the chance to play often but when it's a slow winter day he can and will go and play on a lake somewhere with the NE states.

Connecticut doesn't play anymore because he is dramatic (RIP the Whalers, you will be missed until Carolina pulls out the jerseys again), and probably because of injuries or something, he's mainly just dramatic.

Anyway won't lie, this list is mainly off of vibes and whether or not they have a team. For example, California has three teams and yet it is impossible for me to see that man play any sport except maybe beach volleyball. Meanwhile Rhodey is on here and yet he doesn't have a team, I can just see him using hockey as a way to remove stress, it's therapy but WAAYYY more expensive.

Loved doing this one if it wasn't obvious lolz!

#welcome to the table #wttt #wttt new jersey #wttt new york #wttt massachusetts #wttt connecticut #wttt pennsylvania #wttt gov #wttt rhode island #wttt north carolina #wttt south carolina #wttt alabama #wttt missouri #wttt tennessee #wttt arizona #wttt colorado #wttt minnesota #wttt oregon #wttt montana #gosh that is a lot of tags #never gonna do this many states again #(and that there folks is what we call a LIE) #kyi requests

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HAPPY EASTER BITCHES RAAHHHHHH

#kyi talks #live laugh love easter #uwu

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Eeee thank youuuu!!!

Listen I ain’t gonna say that pollution is a problem, but I am going to say that we got so FUCKED by the Canadian wild fires, like it was real bad air and stuff. So when in doubt, blame Canada (or the West when that’s all on fire, seriously it allll just comes over here).

Wasn’t alive but 2001 sucked for like everyone duh, the sad thing is that a lot of people who died were from NJ, since a ton of people commute to NY. Obvi a ton more New Yorkens died that day but a shit ton of Jersians did as well….so you know…something something angst.

Also yes the forest one totally counts as angst, the woods aren’t obviously dangerous here since we only have Forest Puppies™️ and like foxes and coyotes, but lemme tell ya, them woods not only definitely haunted but there is probably people doing the big illegals out there. Like moonshiners or…idk cultests probably, that’s also ignoring the actually legal hunting lol.

FUCK ENGLAND, damn tea drinkers.

Anyway thank you!!! This has made me unreasonably happy :D

Ayup friend, lifes in shambles, hockey has once again ruined me, and thus I must ask for you to absolutely ruin our boy New Jersey

(NJ angst hcs, if it wasn’t clear lolz, if you don’t got any when you see this that’s chill, take your time :D)

Ah yes I see you have once again returned to get NJ’s sadness :) /silly

Hmmmm tear scars on his wings……smth smth England…….

I don’t see him as someone that has had very good luck with dating (till he met S.C. or Del or Rhodey or whoever you ship him with), and it makes him kinda sad :(

^he’s sorta under the impression that people date him out of pity for some reason. And they’ll leave him when they feel less pitiful.

Idk if this counts as angst, but here’s a random hc: So like- NJ loves plants and nature and all that, so he also knows what herbs and weeds are good and that bring good health and could even help infected wounds. He also found this out from the amount of times he fcked off into the woods all alone and got hurt somehow.

……Okay so. I feel like he definitely watched like. Y’know. All the stuff that happened in 2001, as well as other things. He watched his brother and his brother’s city suffer. He wanted to tear his eyes away. But he couldn’t. He wishes he could’ve.

He definitely has some breathing issues. I’ve. I’ve decided that based off the pollution stereotypes.

#welcome to the table #wttt #wttt new jersey #wttsh new jersey #kyi reblog #i did end up getting over the game #still hurt but whateves #at least sabers fans had a good time #but yesss #if i must suffer than so shall the state itself #thats like tots how it works #lolz

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Wasn't @'ed but I might as well actually post this one lol

(I donno who to @ so I can't oops)

starting a picrew chain bc i found one that has tons of options for outfits and such

here is the link

so here’s a biblically accurate atlas for you folks

fun fact i have this exact outfit ^_^

no pressure tags: @gently-decaying-flowers @tellme-o-muse @gayoticbeing @xgirlidiotx @trying-to-be-cool-abt-it @bassguitarinablackt-shirt @dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies @astraeasparrow @fakevariety @mack-anthology-mp3 @my-cages-were-mental and anyone else who’d like to!!

#kyi reblog #i have so many of these lil guys ive done #i just dont ever DO them #lolz

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I'm back, finally, with another chapter of The New State Groupchat. Enjoy :D

Chap 2: Oh Oh Oh Aoh, The Right StAHHHH-

Chat- New Brethern

Yorkadam: Note to self: Never, under any circumstances, go to a meeting while recovering from a hangover

Nex Mex: you gots to have a note for dat?

Jerry™: damn you are stupid yorkie

Yorkadam: Shaddup, normally I don gotta deal with that shit

Jerry™: you go to like every meeting

Yorkadam: Yeah but I also normally have meds, SOMEONE forgot to get em this time

Jerry™: I dont live in that section anymore

Nex Mex: and i dont get stuff for the northesters lik evea

Yorkadam: I’m tolkin about SOMEONE who WON’T STOP PLAYING THAT STUPID SONG ON BAST

Nex Mex: who do you dink hes talking about

Jerry™: if I knew wouldn I tell ya

Nex Mex: you purposfuly hid information from me on the reg

Jerry™: how the heaven did you spell information correctly and not purposefull?

Yorkadam: Not really somethin you have ta question, remember who helped raised em?

Jerry™: yeah you and Massy Wassy

Jerry™: but mainly Ginny Winny

Nex Mex: ima tell mom you called him that

Jerry™: you do that and I will make sure you have a slow and painful death

Yorkadam: You do that and Gin will kill you himself and we both know it will be worse

Jerry™: shaddup Yorkster

Newie is now online

Yorkadam: You.

Newie: Me?

Yorkadam: Turn dat damn song off or so help me god

Newie: Oh you mean my totally radical and hip song

Newie: Sorry if I’m playing it a tad loud, I just love it ya know

Yorkadam: I’m gonna kill em.

Yorkadam has gone offline

Nex Mex: well der goes yoyo

Jerry™: heh yeah

Jerry™: hey Nexy do you hear that?

Nex Mex: ya it kida sounds lik

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New Mexico dropped his phone upon hearing the blasting music from the hall. Opening his door the only thing he hears is

“OH OH OHAHO, OH OH AOH, OH OH OH OHAHO, THE RIGHT STUUAAAHHHHH-” 

The screams continued even as he shut the door

“Nope”

#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt #wttt new jersey #wttsh new jersey #wttt new york #wttsh new york #wttt new hampshire #wttsh new hampshire #wttt new mexico #wttsh new mexico #i said this last time but ill say it again since it is way more noticeable here #the spelling errors are on purpose #nex is not great at spelling #because of who raised him and have you heard their accents #yeah there was no way nexie was growing up with good spelling no shot #yorks spelling goes out the window with some words especially when upset #jersey will NEVER call ginny that infront of his face #that will be death #but mass oh absolutely he doesnt scare jers #and YES #nexie DOES call ginny mom and YES he does infront of him all the time #one of the few states who can consistantly #(its all he calls ginny actually it's quite funny) #the new groupchat #kyi writes

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Alaska n Cali ? ^_^ romantic or platonic, or neither, just how they’d interact doesn’t matter to me, just curious :33

I AM SO SORRY THAT THIS IS SO LATE. I meant to do this sooner I swear, I just had no idea how to do what I needed to on Google Docs mobile. Anyway, I went the platonic route sorta, it can read as romantic as well, sooo HERE!!!!

Alaska and California-

Cuddles, all the cuddles, it’s what they do like 80% of the time when they’re together

Alaska will just pick Cali up at random, like it’s the more normal thing in the world, and Cali just takes it

They don’t actually talk much when together, well Alaska doesn’t, Cali yaps

Cali somehow managed to get Alaska to watch anime with them one time, it ended at ep 4 when girl + dog = lot’s of crying from the both of them

Alaska has a pet bear and Cali has the insatiable need to pet and cuddle things that can kill him

They have gone to multiple sports games together, despite Alaska not liking the crowds and Cali not like the noise or the crowds, according to Cali it’s “a bonding experience to watch your team win while on the bring of either shutting down or a panic attack” 

Cali does sketches of Alaska throughout the day, sometimes the drawings include other states but normally it’s just him, then at the end of the day Cali will give them all to Alaska who proceeds to put them all on the fridge in the garage

Winter vacay is determined by a coin flip, it’s normally with Alaska (it’s not rigged, Alaska just always picks the right side)

Cali tried to get Alaska to understand the appeal video games, then ended up getting demolished by him because of tilt control on Mario Kart

Alaska taught Cali how to ice fish, how to safely skate on open ice, and how to be silent in the woods

The two are just very close, Cali is an outcast not by choice and Alaska is one by choice, it’s an interesting relationship

Cali was incredibly close to telling Alaska about the fact that he writes fanfics, they didn’t but the fact that he was going to is something of note

Cali steals Alaska’s hoodies and shirts since they SWIM in them

Have I mentioned cuddles? Because that is basically what the whole relationship is built upon, cuddles. So. Many. Cuddles.

#welcome to the table #wttt #wttt california #wttsh california #wttt alaska #wttsh alaska #welcome to the statehouse #wttt headcanons #i really am sorry this is so late #i had the chance to yesterday and i just #ugghh #brain no worky #i had gotten distracted lol #anyway HERE #this is actually quite cute #lots of cuddles #so many cuddles #all the cuddles #tall and fucking giant #also #this is officially the latest i have ever done an ask #which is not an accomplishment i am proud of #still sorry T-T #kyi requests

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LETS GO JERSEY WOOOOOOO!!!!!

September 20, 2023 - Critical support to this New Jersey man who intentionally crashed his car into a police station while blasting Welcome To The Jungle by Guns n' Roses. 🫡 [video]

#this is my favorite thing ever #like #most jerset bullshit ever #and it tracks #absolute king shit #love this damn state #kyi reblog