#wttt headcanons

[dailymothanon]

Hihi! Do you have any Missouri design? I just think his scarf is very cute and he is very silly!! Or maybe some Kentucky, if you have the chance? She's one of my girls, very tomboyish, but I'd love to see your interpretation >:]

I hope your wrist gets better soon! Make sure to rest often. It's good for you ‼️

I've seen your tomboyish Kentucky yes!! My gf was a big fan of it tbh so you've got my approval 😼 I've been trying to make a Missouri design for a long long while but nothing really came to mind 😔 but @halcyonlauren helped me quite a bit with forming some ideas for him!! So enjoy, Missouri fans 🐶 I forgot the scarf tbh so apologies for that

#wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt fan art #wttt headcanons #wttt fanart #wttsh #wttsh fanart #wttt missouri #wttsh missouri #wttsh fan art #wttt midwest #ngl sometimes i look at vintage cozy storybooks and im like man. wish that were me fr #like peter rabbit or other fairytale stuff #artstyle so cute! i feel like i could actually figure that style out tbh and i wonder about trying it out sometimes

[goldengay49]

California: we aren’t supposed to eat meat and if *y’all jus realize that you wud be so much healthier*

Texas: WAIT-

#wttt #wttt fandom #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt california #wttt headcanons #wttt fanfic #wttt texas #wttt florida #wttt new york

[mothanonthesequel]

Little Miss Palmer’s first design concepts!! I wasn’t planning to post them but @halcyonlauren really likes her whimsy and fun so I figured why not!!

#wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttsh #ben brainard #wttsh headcanons #wttt headcanons #wttsh alaska #wttt fanart #wttt alaska #wttt palmer #wttsh palmer

[theywhoshantbenamed]

We’re bringing back the rat tail

Consider this an official character design update lol

I actually did put some thought into this, believe it or not

New York naturally grows a rat tail. Way back when, his hair was long enough for a full ponytail, but sometime after the revolutionary war, he cut it off. In time, his tail grew back

#wttt #welcome to the table #ben brainard #wttt new york #wttt california #wttt headcanons

[derek-draws-stuff]

A few head cannons because why not :)

Texas literally just can’t do most math so he keeps a calculator with him, he has it so much he’s just trademarked it

Pennsylvania likes to take some northeastern states out (or whoever’ll come with him) on the first day of his hunting season

If you call Indiana anything but his name or Hoosier, he just won’t respond

New York likes sad songs

Wisconsin has a dad sneeze and literally launches anything in his hand, sometimes he ends up soaking people with beer

At the table state have a respective light over their chair that goes out or changes color when something happens, like a power outage

Gov gets sick easily from his high stress levels

The northeast thinks 2010’s music is a bop (don’t ask why, it just is)

Surprisingly, Massachusetts and California are friends. They have an irresponsible nerd (MA) and responsible nerd (CA) friendship dynamic

#welcome to the table #wttt #wttt gov #wttt wisconsin #wttt massachusetts #wttt new york #wttt headcanons #wttt california #wttt indiana #wttt texas #wttt pennsylvania

[ihatethejerseyshore]

Saw this on tiktok and my neurodivergent ass couldnt stop thinking of wttt

#wttt #wttt fandom #wttt headcanons #welcome to the table #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse

[angiesayshush]

welp- i’ve finished the florida drawing! and it has color- it looks a little dull in color but it’s not the worst :)

also including a sketch because it honestly looks better than the colored version

i imagine he has more scratches and scars (probably from various encounters with several animals, including gators)

#bonus points if you know the significance of the tattoo ;p #wttt #wttsh #wttt fanart #art #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt florida #wttsh florida #wttt headcanons #wttsh fanart

[theatrekidenergy]

I don’t think I’ve never made a post about it before but I’m a huge fan of Ben Brainard, he’s a great comedian and I especially enjoy his state series (wttt), especially Texas and Austin’s dynamic so here’s a couple things I personally head canon:

- Texas has an innate fear that he will one day wake up blue blue hair and piercings because the hat fell off in the middle of the night and Austin did Austin things

- California: *viscously trying to grab cowboy hat away from Austin* DON’T BRING HIM BACK- PLEASE- PLEASEEE-

- Texas has like an agreement except for himself- Like Austin gets Thursdays and Tuesdays and Texas gets the rest of the week yk

- Texas: “Look I hate to say it but sometimes, SOMETIMES, your food is.. okay.” - Austin: *beaming* “Really? 🥹”

- Alaska and Austin are polar opposites (quite literally) which frequently results in very interesting conversations, however Alaska definitely favors Austin over Texas purely because Austin isn’t as much of a jerk

#arrow howls ☕️🐾🐺🎧 #Austin wttt #Wttt #Wttt Austin #Wttt Texas #Texas wttt #California wttt #Wttt California #wttt headcanons #Austin Texas wttt

[stawpny]

I awaken from hibernation to give you this:

northeastern states with a cat

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New York: the one who brings the cat into the NE wing despite Gov not wanting pets and the rest of the NE wishes.

New Jersey: the one who buys the food for the cat and treats it like his child.

Massachusetts: the one who is so reluctant to a cat at first but falls in love with it after a few days (fights w/ NY abt the cat)

Pennsylvania: took him a while to warm up to the small animal but lets it sleep on his lap if it wants (he’ll fall asleep too, old man 🤧)

Rhode Island: the one who is happy that there is someone/something else in the house that’s smaller than him, but also secretly hates it

New Hampshire: the one who hides the cat under the table at meals and pets it

Maine: the one who gets the cat toys to play with and sometimes brings it into his room and sleeps with it

Vermont: the one who dresses it up in costumes and makes it look silly

Connecticut: the one who is the most hesitant to the cat, the most law abiding, but eventually gives up after Mass and Penn gave in

Delaware: like Cut, but will hold the cat whenever he can and sometimes brings it to the southern wing

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-they’ll name it something extremely soft. I was thinking Sprinkles or something like that (idk why 😭) and they’ll introduce it to anyone who comes in like it’s a child.

-They will fight over the cat, even Delaware and Connecticut.

-^ but they always make sure that it’s not in the room with them when they fight (no bad examples here)

-Massachusetts is a sucker when it comes to animals, just like NY, but more domestic animals.

-New York will have to hide his rats and pigeons, but he’s willing to make that sacrifice.

-^ He also gets with NJ and makes fun of all of his fellow states on how they love this animal

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #wttt new york #wttsh new york #wttsh headcanons #wttt headcanons #wttt new jersey #wttt massachusetts #wttt pennsylvania #wttt new hampshire #wttt maine #wttt vermont #wttt delaware #wttt rhode island #wttt connecticut #wttt northeast #kitties!!

[chaoticarson16]

California’s done! He’s so pretentious I love him

Trying more dynamic type poses (what is English??) and thought this one was perfect for Cal

@theywhoshantbenamed your the California person right??

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt california #wttsh california #wttt fanart #wttsh fanart #wttt headcanons #wttsh headcanons #your honor i love him #i love them your honor #hes just a little guye your honor #how tf do you tag

[abcwordsurge]

ok here we go, as promised, queerplatonic floui headcanons!

*proceeds to sit and stare at the computer for like ten minutes, motionless*

ah-hah ok, the headcanons have loaded, there they are under the cut:

they know each other so so well. they can almost always predict what the other is thinking or planning, and most often they're the first to notice when the other is feeling sad or annoyed or whatever. they just. they get each other

you know that butterflies feeling you get when you're thinking about a crush or whatever? (I dunno, I'm told that's what happens when you allos get crushes) there's little to none of that between Loui and Flo. they're so comfortable with each other that there's no reason for nervousness, or quick heart rates, or whatever else you alloromantic people claim you feel

Loui is chill like 90% of the time, right? but he absolutely cannot keep his cool when he's talking to Spain, because he's just so furious that Spain was, um, not the best parent to Florida

Florida is a bit romance repulsed, and Loui is so so careful about making sure that nothing they do makes Florida uncomfortable (like, they cuddle and all that, but no kissing on the lips, but Florida does like it when Loui kisses his forehead or fingers- and there are just so many little things that Loui makes sure Florida likes before he does them)

they call each other "Floridile" and "Louigator" (found this one in my notes, I apparently came up with it like months ago and completely forgot)

when Florida gets a new hyper fixation, he's always so excited to go over and tell Loui all about it, and Loui just sits and watches him with the dopiest smile because he's so happy to see Florida so excited

Loui struggles with self doubt sometimes, and when he does, Florida always goes right to him. he'll try to distract Loui with TV or crime or goofy stories, but if Loui's not feeling it, he'll just sit there. y'know, to show that he'll always be there for him

they're absolutely codependent, but, like, in a cute way

please feel free to share your own queerplatonic floui hcs if you have any; I always love to hear more about my boys

(@sleepdeprivedsimp234 @lunearobservatory @misery-has-no-company-now, thanks for being willing to hear me ramble haha)

#wttt #wttt headcanons #wttt florida #wttt louisiana #wttt floui #welcome to the table #my boys <333 #they just. they make me so happy #forget jack and rose I want what these two have #(ie a qpr rather than a romantic relationship)

[dailymothanon]

A lil face structure and hair study with New Hampshire 🐶 I often very much simplify his hair so I wanted to see how it’d look more fleshed out! In my head I do base him off of deer too, a dainty old man

#wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt fan art #wttt headcanons #wttt fanart #wttsh #wttsh fanart #wttt new hampshire #wttsh new hampshire #wttsh fan art

[goldengay49]

California: why can’t people understand that theatre kids are their own sexuality

New York: EXACTLY! I ain’t straight, I ain’t gay, I’m in theatre

California: ON GOD!

#and then they kissed #wttt #wttt fandom #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt california #wttt headcanons #wttt fanfic #wttt texas #wttt florida #wttt new york #wttsh #wtttsh california #wttt shipping #wttsh california #wttsh New York #look at em theatre kids

[mothanonthesequel]

PLEASE please tell me your diversity (PoC states) headcanons, there’s so many white boys in there and my face blindness is struggling and I swear every time there is diversity for a state it’s just them as a different kind of white

#wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttsh #wttt headcanons #wttsh headcanons #wttt hcs #wttsh hcs

[derek-draws-stuff]

Utah may be a book family, but Utah will go full matpat (ILL MISS HIM SO MUUUCHH) when someone brings up FNAF since it’s mostly set there

#wttt #welcome to the table #ben brainard #wttt headcanons #wttt fanart #wttt utah

[likelyhyperventilating]

Fluffy and angsty headcanons of Texas/Oklahoma because why not

- (by yours truly, 🐊🌻)

Texas and Oklahoma have dates where they ride around through the mountains and woods on their horses. They'll walk through the streams with their pant legs pulled up, splashing water at each other and dragging the other into kisses. By the time they are back its late at night (if they didn't spend the night outside) and are covered in dirt, giggling and shoving each other like teenagers in love

They have many fights at meetings so as to not fight at home. They may love each other lots, but they still have their differences. It's better off fighting at a meeting (where its pretty much supposed to happen, to Gov's dismay) then fighting at home around the kids and making their house toxic. They always leave the meeting together and are seen with happy faces, so it works for them. (Sometimes this isn't the case, but it usually is)

Whenever Texas gets drunk, he becomes very sappy. He will literally waltz Oklahoma around the house and kiss every inch of him that he can. Throwing praises at Oklahoma for being able to handle his dumbass. When he's super drunk he starts talking to Oklahoma in Spanish

Oklahoma is the only one who has heard Texas speak Spanish for a long time (the last time being right after becoming a state and letting his people know). Texas feels so safe around him to not be afraid to talk in Spanish

Oklahoma has collections of wood carvings that Texas made throughout the decades, it was the first courting gift that Texas gave him and every anniversary he gets another one

They would so have matching belts, Oklahoma has Texas's state flower on his belt buckle and Texas has Oklahoma's

They would watch old Wild West films together, Texas would be the one to talk the whole time and calling characters stupid when Oklahoma is just combing through his hair and not paying attention

Texas combs Oklahoma's hair everyday; every time he walks up, takes a shower, comes back from the field, and gets ready for bed. He picks out different ribbons to braid into his hair, I can so see him picking them out at the store or getting them made for Oklahoma.

Oklahoma every week will make a new bouquet of flowers for Texas, picking them from their garden and making them all pretty for him. Texas gets embarrassed every time and acts all manly but he really does love them

Their house is always loud; Texas is in the kitchen making a mess, the kids are running around with their mud covered shoes, the dogs are running everywhere, somehow a pig got in, and Oklahoma is just making one of the little ones giggle

Whenever Texas gets on Oklahoma's nerves, Oklahoma makes him sleep in the barn. Not that Texas minds, of course. He's already slept in there multiple times just because. Though that won't stop him from being a little upset about having to leaving his comfy bed to go sleep on hay bales. (Oklahoma gives him a pillow and blanket)

Texas is still learning to be and accepting and good parent with Oklahoma's help. He doesn't want to end up hurting his kids or for his kids not to like him, not like how he was raised, so he's learning. Oklahoma is learning as well, but he is a little farther ahead than Texas in his knowledge

Texas has a bad back that constantly cracks from the shit he’s put it/been through. Oklahoma massages his back and helps him stand up and walk when it is really bad. Sometimes Texas can’t walk or move it without agonizing pain so he’ll spend the day in bed while Oklahoma takes care of him. (Sometimes his back is just too stiff for him to move). He cries a lot on those days from embarrassment, anger, sadness, etc because his body is “ruined.” (in his eyes, he is weak on those days. Oklahoma makes sure to tell him otherwise with firm and loving words.)

Oklahoma gets really bad migraines that leave him stuck in bed. He always tries to get up and trudge through it but Texas forces his ass back into bed each time. He'll spend the day in his dark bedroom, warm tea, soup, and pain meds resting on his bedside table, and in quiet. Texas makes sure to keep the kids away from Oklahoma and quiet/out of the house so Oklahoma can heal and won't be in more pain. Sometimes Oklahoma will drag Texas into the bed (if its a slow free day) and latch onto him, refusing to let him get up. (not like Texas wants too/will)

Texas is really good at sewing, he keeps it a secret to others but he will always fix Oklahoma's ripped shirts. He always teases him for being clumsy but doesn't mind at all. It's not just Oklahoma but his kids too.

#🐊 post #🌻 post #headcanon #OK/TX #wttt texas #wttsh texas #wttt oklahoma #wttsh oklahoma #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt headcanons #wttsh #wttt