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dailymothanon · 3 months

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Life is so hard on Oregon 💔 wdym he has to do more than be gay and hit blunts 😞 He's not gonna make it out here (he has been for centuries and he's being dramatic)

#wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt fan art #wttt fanart #wttt headcanons #wttsh #wttsh fanart #wttt oregon #wttsh oregon #sigh... no new alaska fics its been ten million years. sometimes i can still hear his voice

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lunearobservatory · 13 days

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I'm a very strong it rains in the PNW every time Oregon cries believer ‼️

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goldengay49 · 20 days

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Idaho: “yeah so my wife—“

Oregon: “your wife?”

Idaho: “yeah, my wife”

*later*

Idaho: “I just got a text saying my wife died of dysentery—“

#wttt #wttt fandom #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt california #wttt headcanons #wttt fanfic #wttt texas #wttt florida #wttt new york #wttsh #wttt idaho #wttt oregon #wttsh Idaho #wttsh oregon #wttt incorrect quotes

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mx-heinous · 3 months

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So I Wanna Talk About Jefferson

If he ever shows up, I think he would be such a petty bitch cuz LOOK

He's like, if California and Oregon had a rebellious kid that absolutely hates their guts. Typical child of divorce. Keep in mind that this is his official flag, and it's practically screaming, "Hello, backstabbers :)"

California (begrudgingly) has main custody while Oregon gets weekends.

Just straight up declares himself the 49th state. The thing that gets me here is the fact that he literally just... seceded every Thursday. Ah yes, what a perfectly normal mundane activity to schedule.

Jefferson: Wha'd'ya mean I can't go to the meeting?! It's Thursday, so I'm a state!

California: Seceding weekly does not legally make you a state

Jefferson: I don't have to listen to you! You're not my dad >:(

And when they were going to vote on whether to make him a state, goddamn Pearl Harbor of all things happen.

#funny guy #I really wish he'll show up at least once eventually #he *has* been mentioned but that alone truly cannot capture the comedy gold that is *jefferson*#wttt #welcome to the table #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt california #wttt oregon #wttt jefferson #is that a tag idk

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ihatethejerseyshore · 5 months

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Finally done

Its a little crappy but idrc it was fun to draw :D

Again i didnt shade/render

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northstarstate-loverboy · 2 months

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Western Page!

Look at all the skrunkles (click for better quality)

Headcanon time bitches!! >:D

-Alaska groups himself with them to make his life easier, he does not enjoy being in this group though

-Idaho and Oregon are married (almost canon)

-Washington and Colorado own body pillows (yes plural)

-Utah hates mirrors (because he only sees a sinner when he looks in them and hates it)

-Utah and Utah University (the red one idk) are different people

-Montana has social anxiety

-Most of them have a token midwestern friend ™️

-(this one’s by @hibiscuslynx ) California had golden blonde hair during the gold rush but it has been turning brown ever since

-Washington and Miss Washington (Sarah Jay Pierce) are TOTAL gossip girls. Like look at them, they are so salty and I LOVE IT

-Colorado rarely has alcoholic or nicotine

-Ari is just a sweaty boy

-Idaho has chronic basic white man disorder and it is lethal 😔

-New Mexico and Colorado have annual cook offs where they see who can make this hottest green chili and/or who can handle the hottest chili

-Arizona, Wyoming, and Utah oversee this cook off to make sure no one dies because Colorado passed out one year.

LGBT+ headcanons!:

Washington-Gay

Oregon-Gay(canon)

California-Gay

Nevada-Genderfluid Transneutral Bi

Arizona-Bi Transmasc

New Mexico-Gay

Utah-Bi

Idaho-Gay

Montana-Asexual Panromantic

Wyoming-Greysexual Biromantic

Colorado-Bi Demiromantic

Alaska-Bi Transmasc

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wttt-dirus-work · 6 months

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So, i saw a post with NY headcanons and it reminded me that while i included my own disabled headcanons in my fics, i forgot to make my own headcanons post (?) and i've got more than i though lol

So here we go!

NY: Dude got a bad eye, someday it's normal, other days it get blurred. He also has a scar over it, and his shoulders can get funky when its humid outside.

NJ: some of y'all already knows it, but Jersey got Tourette's. Mostly shoulder jerking, neck twitching, blinking hard and grimacing. When it gets bad his back jerks, and his vocals tics get worse (mostly whistles and pop, tho if hes anxious/stressed he does repeat some words)

Delaware: he got arthritis in his hands, and can hardly move them.

Mass: He was injured during the revolution, and walking became harder for him (limping and his legs became stiffer), then another injury during the civil war made him unable to walk for some days, therefore he use a wheelchair most of the time. He is still able to walk, but it is either too painful, or he doesn't have the energy needed to be able to stand all day.

Connie: he got shaky hands, when he's tired, nervous or angry, he cant hold anything with those. Its his nerves, and it doesnt hurt but its annoying.

Vermont: he got diabetes! Type 1; and it's so fucking expensive that it's Québec his "dealer" (it cost around 98$US when here its around 12$CAN sooo). He also got a sweet tooth, and forget to watch his sugar level (Hampshire there's for it; buddy's wayy to protective to let anything happen to Vermont)

PA: he's dyslexic, and it's mostly Mass who helps him with paperwork when he's not badgering Connie.

Florida: That gremling got Adhd, big dyslexia and his first language is spanish (which doesnt help with the reading). He also got so many scars from disturbing wildlife (anyone has seen that "yoink" dude in the everglades? Yeah thats flo). He got chronic pain in his left knee, and his right wrist always cracks when he moves it.

Louie: french lover is a people pleaser, but the chillest person you'll ever meet. He never panics, and is sometime too calm; but hurt any of the southern state (or Cal) and you're done. He's the voodoo capital, so dont mess with him

Georgia: hes an insomniac, but is fucking sleepy during the day (the math aint mathing ya know). He can sleep anywhere except during the night. He's bud with york and nevada, you can find those three driking in silence during a poker game.

Virginia: (uses they/them) they have a limp on the left leg, who always in pain (low but chronic with some real bad days). They're also a sleepwalker (think Celinaspookyboo style) and Georgia (or one of the insomniac state) each switch to watch them at night.

Montana: deer in headlights when spoken to. Will not talk to anyone when he doesnt have something to say or isnt upset (that sketch with the clown thing? Yeah he talked to them cause he was angry). Dont talk to him, dont even aknowledge him and he'll be more than happy to not exist in your mind. (Hes jealous of alaskas ability to not being seen)

Cal: dudes his always in pain. The fire, the drought, to goldrushes, hes always hurting. He got big scars from the fires, and his skin is the dryest thing ever despite all the moisturizer he uses. When he's burning up his eyes gets cloudy grey; they itch and cry all the time, and he cant see shit. He also need an oxygen mask when its too bad, and his eyes are naturaly gold.

Washington: hes a bitch. Dude got poor circulation too, so his hands and feet are always cold. When it's raining for too long his hair is oily, and when it's a drought it's the driest (he uses dryshampoo and got a routine to fight it).

Oregon : hes gay. Thats a known thing, and he's the bridge between Cal and Wash. Hes nicer to cal than wash, but he's not kind. The west coast are nice in interraction, but they ain't your friends.

Nevada: ah, vada. He got scaring from the nuclear testing, can see in the dark like nobody, and is the only state who can chose to change their physical appearance. Has coloured hair (pink or purple mostly) and the greenest eyes you'll ever see (or purple, didnt made my mind yet). Hes careful with his diet and always exercice despite the painful joins.

Texas: that idiot got sleep apnea but refuses to get checked out for it (and get a CPAP). He also has asthma (geez that word is hard to write) and colorblindness (can't see red). He only wears his shirt cause he knows what the colours are and refused to be pranked about that.

If you wanna adds your own, your welcome to do so! ^^

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speaks-ny · 1 year

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Things we forget are canon

-Massachusetts can hack

-Utah has six children

-Mississippi is referred to as sippi

-Florida is pan

-Montana and the Dakotas do homemade meth

-Florida would be jealous if Louie got an S/O

-Oregon is gay

-East Washington is it’s own character

-Cali insinuates that Austin has a small *Corporation*

-Nevada himself says that Reno is a safe space for the mob

-Rhode Island replied to the question “is your state run by the mafia” with “who’s asking”

-Louie practices Voodoo

-New York was late because he was ‘gardening’ in the episode when human composting was legalized

#wttt #wttt austin #wttt california #wttt massachusetts #ben brainard #wttt oregon #wttt nevada #wttt louisiana #wttt new york #wttt florida #wttt rhode island

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abcwordsurge · 6 months

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Oregon: You have to accept your flaws, like I have

Washington: You've accepted your flaws?

Oregon: No, I've accepted yours

#wttt #welcome to the table #wttt incorrect quotes #wttt washington #wttt oregon #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse

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mur-art · 7 months

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Get in loser, we're going to die of dysentery

These two would wear snarky self-referential shirts, I just know it.

Outfit refs under the cut. I saw these sweatshirts and... yeah. I had to.

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Sweatshirt 1: "Get in Loser, We're Going to Die of Dysentery."

Sweatshirt 2: "Bigfoot doesn't believe in you either."

#was i too lazy to actually look up oregon's hat? you betcha #also i have no hcs for oregon's appearance other than FLUFFY HAIR #this version of him brings a kind of “let's storm the wildlife refuge” that the portland hipsters dont really like #plz tell me someone gets that reference #ahhhnyyyywayy #wttt oregon #wttt washington #wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #the table #wttt pnw #mur art

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dailymothanon · 7 months

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(Oregon might be high) I like to imagine states that have similar or the same symbols are like this. They see each other from a distance and start pointing at each other like 🫵😯

#I’m still going thru art block as u can tell #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt fan art #wttt fanart #wttt headcanons #wttsh #wttsh fanart #wttt oregon #wttt new york #wttsh oregon #wttsh new york #wttsh hc #wttsh headcanons #wttt

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lunearobservatory · 6 months

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The sheer bitchassery of Oregon and Washington not just blocking California's number and instead letting the phone ring a bit before hanging up every time he calls!!!

#gay people are SO PETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!#new episode... good...#i love seeing washington and oregon just canonically exist in gossip hell #they talk shit!!! good for them...good for them #shakes newmex. hello king nice to see you again ‼️‼️‼️#and pr <333 omg they're friendsssss yaaaaa #lune talks #wttt #wttsh #ben brainard #wttt washington #wttt oregon #wttt california #welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table

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goldengay49 · 8 months

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