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mur-art · 3 months
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The pettiness will kill them before the water crisis ever does /lh
Thanks @aceasadhd for inspiring this dialogue!
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NV: “I have 99 problems and they’re all THIS BITCH.”
CA: “99? Can you even count that high?”
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dailymothanon · 22 days
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A sketch of Gov in the new episode 🐶! I always kinda imagined Gov to look pretty much how he is portrayed in the episodes tbh so I never bother to make him that much of a separate design 🤔 BUT also this is an excuse to educate y'all on federal land. It will be under the cut for those who wanna learn.
What does Federal Land mean for a state?
Well, this is something I think a lot of folks in here (the fandom) needs to know, because I just see people jump to conclude Gov is horrible towards Nevada. That is not the case.
This is just the basics, but federal land literally just conserves, manages, and protects natural resources and wildlife. For example, national parks are federal lands. You'd notice this because of how western states tend to have more wildlife than the east. And how federal land is mostly administered by agencies such as the BLM, FWS, NPS, and USFS, which all are catered towards handling wildlife and resources.
Federal land also tends to consist of land that states cannot easily manage or utilize, which for Nevada it's pretty easy to notice, as most of Nevada is semi-arid and desert, meanwhile land more available to use, like by rivers and other water sources are not usually federal land.
Historically, up until 1976, you could easily just claim a homestead of hundreds of acres! The Federal Government just ended up taking what nobody else really wanted because they couldn't live there anyways. It's why Nevada has so much Fed Land, and now that land is managed by agencies; and in Nevada's case, most of it is under the Bureau of Land Management. This is why Nevada's population only resides in no more than 20% of the land. Because they bought it as they could use it and live in it, even then they don't use much of the full 20% that is accessible to them.
And it's not as if federal land is completely off-hands, people hunt, hike, camp and fish in federal land all the time! Take Alaska for example, who's 60%+ federal land, in terms of Alaska's size that's a LOT of land, yet Alaska is one of or the best state when it comes to fishing and hunting either way, and Alaska's natural beauty remains largely untouched and unbothered (at least directly).
There is also the fact that if a crime is committed on federal land, it instantly becomes punishable to a higher degree than it would on state grounds, as it becomes of federal interest.
So no, Nevada being 80% federal land isn't bad for him. It's just Gov taking up and protecting what Nevada can't really utilize or manage easily.
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theywhoshantbenamed · 1 month
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Lol, when Nevada has some tea to spill he walks in and loudly announces
“Girlies, it’s time for a tea party”
And California immediately shoots up from his sleeping position and pushes the other two awake and announces
“IT’S TIME FOR DRAMA”
New York is SOO Done with him and Mass is silently questioning his life choices
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A daily occurrence in the statehouse
I think Dan Povenmire would like this
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poison-marshmellow · 3 months
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I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS MAP
LIKE OMG
I NEED SOME ELSE TO CARE ABOUT THIS MAP AS MUCH AS I DO
Everything about this is amazing and I love it
Like Nevadas is ‘not a wasteland’
Michigans is ‘yours’ 😭
There are two states trying to steal Virginias brand. (Ohio and Vermont)
Damn
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lizardtheacorn · 26 days
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Nevada (talking about New Jersey) : I have to find my darling husband! I’m so worried about him!
Arizona : Seriously, what do you see in that guy?
Nevada : He makes me laugh.
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northduhcodeuh · 22 days
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Uhhhh. Silly little fellas
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Nevada and Georgia being cuties together. They in their cozy clothes(excuse for me to lazy to draw Georgia’s jacket.)
I kinda don’t like it but I put in too much time 😒 Doesn’t matter. Enjoy the fellas while I skedaddle off into the woods. 🏃‍♂️
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Western Page!
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Look at all the skrunkles (click for better quality)
Headcanon time bitches!! >:D
-Alaska groups himself with them to make his life easier, he does not enjoy being in this group though
-Idaho and Oregon are married (almost canon)
-Washington and Colorado own body pillows (yes plural)
-Utah hates mirrors (because he only sees a sinner when he looks in them and hates it)
-Utah and Utah University (the red one idk) are different people
-Montana has social anxiety
-Most of them have a token midwestern friend ™️
-(this one’s by @hibiscuslynx ) California had golden blonde hair during the gold rush but it has been turning brown ever since
-Washington and Miss Washington (Sarah Jay Pierce) are TOTAL gossip girls. Like look at them, they are so salty and I LOVE IT
-Colorado rarely has alcoholic or nicotine
-Ari is just a sweaty boy
-Idaho has chronic basic white man disorder and it is lethal 😔
-New Mexico and Colorado have annual cook offs where they see who can make this hottest green chili and/or who can handle the hottest chili
-Arizona, Wyoming, and Utah oversee this cook off to make sure no one dies because Colorado passed out one year.
LGBT+ headcanons!:
Washington-Gay
Oregon-Gay(canon)
California-Gay
Nevada-Genderfluid Transneutral Bi
Arizona-Bi Transmasc
New Mexico-Gay
Utah-Bi
Idaho-Gay
Montana-Asexual Panromantic
Wyoming-Greysexual Biromantic
Colorado-Bi Demiromantic
Alaska-Bi Transmasc
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tacky-jack-with-a-hat · 3 months
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Sorry I have been gone for so long, also I might disappear again.
Here's a pool in-between state lines because if Florida as a roommate wasn't enough...
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Colorado [completely high]: Is stabbing someone immoral?
California and Nevada: Not if they consent to it.
New Mexico: Depends on who you're stabbing
Arizona: And on how times you stab them
Utah: Yes??!!
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s-e-v-e-n-24 · 2 months
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@vankassian Suprise here's another
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Sorry for the no glasses no flannel Cali jumpscare, it feels sacrilegious
Do you think making 6 of these at once means I have a problem?
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mur-art · 2 months
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Honestly Utah, you should know him better by now!
Today I learned that neither Utah nor Nevada have a state lottery… but for completely different reasons! (Learn why under the cut.)
You have Utah, banning lotteries for…Mormon reasons.
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And then there’s Nevada, being Nevada:
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[Info from this article.]
.005 seconds after learning this I knew I had to make them into the Padme meme.
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dailymothanon · 2 months
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Pretty sure Nevada wears wigs 🤔 so I imagined what he'd look without. I just kinda feel like it'd be short and choppy for some reason?? So it then made me think of how some folks that would go thru it (life things) and impulsively cut their hair out of stress 😌 I felt it would match smth Vada would do and not really worry about cuz he wears wigs anyways (Cali would lose his mind if he did that himself I think)
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freshwolfhell · 4 months
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Frenemies? Estranged Lovers? Nevada and Cali are... Complicated.
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poison-marshmellow · 3 months
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New York: I think California is in trouble.
Nevada : Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.
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lizardtheacorn · 2 months
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Utah: No matter what I do, no one at the Statehouse wants to be friends with me :((
Nevada: Yea I literally can’t relate to that problem at all, but you know who no one likes!?
Nevada: Hey, Cali!!
California: First of all, how dare you-
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theywhoshantbenamed · 6 months
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Based off that map @ihatethejerseyshore posted a minute ago
Saw Hawaii's favorite was Nevada and had to go with it lmao
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