Important announcement from Sebek
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Every time a guy wears a skirt a homophobe dies pass it on
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gay new yorker. faggot about it!
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I can't stand it when people ask if I'm a cat or dog person. Obviously I'm an everything person! I love all the animals. Don't make me choose. Please. :-( It'll hurt their feelings, I know it will.
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Massachusetts: Back in my day-
Maine: Shut the fuck up, it hasn't been your "day" for over three centuries now. You're practically ancient history at this point. They've found fossils younger than you. Sit down.
Louisiana: [avoids responsibility (sips daiquiri)]
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New York: He’s so pathetic
Also New York: I wanna kiss him
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CA: York!! But you’re three hours early!
NY: ah, you know
NY: I’m just obsessed with you
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Imma just- *steals Gov, New York, and Nevada and scurries away*
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I finished Octavinelle Miku
She's so bright and she hurts ur eyes
She glows in the dark too
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BWENANAANANANA GUITAR SOLO FUCK YEAHHH -Adam, Hazbin Hotel
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POV: You wake up Octatrio at 3AM to solve a dorm dispute
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Azul: I wish I could read minds.
MC: I wish I stop getting lost.
Azul: ...
Azul: Are you serious?
MC: What? That has been my problem since birth.
Azul: ...
Azul: How the hell did you get lost when you were a baby?
MC: The fairy bitches, man. They liked to hide me from my mom.
Malleus and Lilia: *who are sitting at the other table*
Lilia: *almost spits out his food from laughing*
Malleus: *couldn't feel offended because most fairies indeed do that*
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