When you can(obv) some Alabama. 馃様馃檹
Of course :D
Thanks for the ask, I鈥檝e had ZERO motivation recently and this helped :D
He鈥檚 barbecuing :)
Ignore the bad background skills, bad grill skills, and the fact I have no steady Alabama design
Hope you like it tho :3
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Hear me out.
Tim from Bistro Huddy and Alabama would be friends?
Roll Tide? (Both devastated about Nick Saban)
That鈥檚 honestly real. Besties.
How Tim got in contact with a literal state, don鈥檛 ask. They look like long lost brothers. I think that鈥檚 just bc I the Alabama design.
My friend and I actually thought of the states going to Bistro Huddy. CDC and Gov went on a failed date bc Florida went along. The Midwest gets Arron鈥檚 section, The Northeast gets Bridgette, The west: Nicole, and The south: Brad obv.
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Bama he鈥檚 just 馃槜
He鈥檚 gay but 馃
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Happy Holidays, everyone!!
Fun fact: Alabama was the first US State to recognize Christmas as a national holiday.
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Hey guys!! I promise I'm not dead - just been feeling like it lately, that's all. Anyway, you guys remember this clip from The Statehouse Voting Special?
This-this implies that they think Florida should be a nerd because he has the 'good Disney' and...I don't know what to make of that.
You know, maybe the reason everyone keeps getting so surprised by Florida's shenanigans is because with NASA and Disney and everything, they thought he would be more nerdy, but then he turns out to be completely something else, and they don't understand how that is possible.
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Any rivalry-like headcanons for the blorbos?
Yes yes I do 馃憗锔忦煈侊笍
I like to think that New York and Texas have a slight rivalry, but it鈥檚 more so a joking one cuz if you look away for five seconds they鈥檒l be cuddling and/or playing around with each other
Gov and New York have a slight rivalry with each since PA (Gov鈥檚 father figure) and Mass (NY鈥檚 favoriteolder brother) are dating each other.
NY: I鈥檓 going to murder your father if he breaks Masshole鈥檚 heart.
Gov: I鈥檒l mutilate your brother if he breaks my father鈥檚 heart.
NY:
Gov:
NY: wanna go out?
Gov: yeah.
Louisiana heavily dislikes Alabama and Tennessee. And either they don鈥檛 know it, or they do know it but they don鈥檛 care when the really should.
Cali and Florida have a sibling-like rivalry. Kidney? Sure. Charger? Die.
Then ofc there鈥檚 the NJ/NY rivalry
Cali and Texas have a rivalry, but it鈥檚 more so a joking rivalry. Sorta. On Cali鈥檚 part, he鈥檚 not afraid to voice his opinions. On Texas鈥檚 part, he鈥檚 trying to keep himself from getting hurt by his handlers (hahahaha @greatinternetllama you thought there would be no angst lmao).
Texas and Louisiana also have a sibling-like rivalry (they both jokingly antagonize each other)
Alaska and Texas is, again, a more joking rivalry but still a rivalry of sorts (Alaska likes to piss of Texas but knows when to stop for the most part)
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I asked ai to make welcome to the table characters
Skin, eyes, hair
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WTTT as stuff I hear/seen at school pt. 2
TW: mentions of things that I did NOT want to hear...
Alabama: Say Georgia sucks rn
Georgia:...Alabama sucks...
Alabama: No No No No!
Georgia: Tennessee sucks...Gators sucks...
Alabama: Repeat after me. Georgia
Georgia: Alabama
Alabama: Bulldogs
Georgia: Crimson Tide
Alabama: Sucks...
Georgia: Sucks
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Michigan: Ohio put it down....
Ohio: Nuh uh
Gov: Ohio put it down
Ohio: okay...
Michigan: good boy
Ohio: Michigan I swear to go-
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*Idaho walking goofy as heck*
Montana: Quit you look special...
California: That's not nic-
Wyoming: SPECIAL NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS
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California: Can you get Texas's attention?
Washington: bet
Washington: I'M A FURRY!!!!
*Texas slowly turns with a disgusted face*
*Washington laughing his butt off*: I didn't think that would work...
*California face palms*
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*Gov explaining something*
Gov: You guys got that?
Massachusetts: Yesssssssssssssaaaaaaaa
Gov: You sure
Massachusetts: Yessssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Virginia: Ima come on your back
Kentucky: WHAT????
Virginia: Y'know...like climb your back...
Kentucky: THEN SAY THAT INSTEAD
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New Jersey: YES U DID
New York: NO I DIDNT
New Jersey: YES U DID
New York: NO I- bro you bout to make me sike out bruh...
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Oklahoma: Shut up about u and florida....i'd rather hear u rant abt sippi....
Louisiana: WORD????
Oklahoma: UHM-
North Carolina: Ya messed up
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Rhode Island: Trust me, it's big
Alaska: Now you know damn well...
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*Florida shoving a picture of furries kissing on his phone*
Tennessee: BRO GET THAT NASTY SHI OUT MY FACE
Alabama: Hey you mind....sendin me the picture....
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Georgia: If it fits, I sits
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Hawaii: And my mannn thank u to my mannn
Hawaii: I miss my man....
Texas: I fuckin' get it, your not single
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South Carolina: JUST FACE IT, UR AUTISTIC
Mississippi: NO IM NOT
Mississippi: GEORGIA ALREADY HAS IT SO IK FOR I FACT ION GOT IT
South Carolina: THAT DONT MAKE SENSE
Mississippi: GO TAKE ME TO GET CHECKED THEN
Mississippi: CUZ I AINT WASTIN MY MONEY
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I finally drew Alabama! I didn鈥檛 know what to draw so I鈥檓 just going through the list alphabetically lol if I already drew that state then I鈥檓 gonna skip them
I mentioned it previously but I headcanon Mississippi likes to fix their jeans and he has to fix Alabama鈥檚 quite a bit lol
@northduhcodeuh I know you like Alabama so here lmao
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One of my favorites of Ben's videos is "Table News: Convicts, Homelessness, and the Kentucky Derby" for many reasons, this being one of them:
Gov: He murdered his wife?!?
Indiana: Allegedly.
Gov: Oh yeah, I've heard that one before.
Indiana: Just because he admitted to hitting her head with a flower pot and then dumping her body in a river doesn't mean he killed her.
Florida: Yeah, that math checks out.
Gov: Okay, maybe we don't talk about convicted felons today, huh.
Alabama: Oh.. *crosses out something on paper*
Louisiana: Mais, come on now, just one more can't hurt.
Gov: What, Alabama?
Alabama: It ain't nothing we can't just move right on past.
Florida: Booo, spill the tea.
Gov: Let's hear it.
Alabama: A corrections officer helped an inmate escape and now they're both on the run.
Louisiana: Hehe, today just keeps getting better :D
Holy shit, these are some wild ass criminal stories. Sweet, cinnamon roll Indiana talking about a murder in his state with a smile on his face is both unsettling (like, is he used to this?!?) and cute (aww, Indy <3). This fic by @xechoecho88x is such a wonderful Indiana story if ya wanna read one :D
Along with that, Alabama's criminal story is crazy: the corrections officer apparently fell in love with the inmate, helped him escape, and then were found in Indiana (corrections officer died and the inmate was captured). Honestly this case got me intrigued, so I imagine Alabama and Indiana talking about it after the meeting like, "I can't believe your corrections officer & inmate ended up in my state, 'bama." "I can't believe it neither honestly, but your dude murdered his wife with a flower pot?" "Yeah no yeah, I can't believe he used a flower pot too." "Wha- the murder didn't surprise you?"
Loui and Florida being super into the criminal stories and Gov looking like he needs an aspirin was so lovely to see :) Of course the Chaos Duo would be intrigued by stories related to crime, but I'm kinda shocked Gov wasn't as into the stories as they are considering his shadiness lol (or... was he?)
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May i ask about your headcanons for states as kids, just whatever you want come up with, I'll share mine
I think a lot of the states had accents speaking English as kids
Florida would definitely just combine the weirdest food, if there's a weird food that every state is eating it's because Florida found a really good one and made it a trend
I personally imagine texas would sleep(or try to) in a pillow nest, his hair would also be very unkempt and his hat would be oversized
Gov has been overly professional forever and has made a fool of himself, i imagine the states were adults already and whenever they even slightly take him seriously they remember the ridiculous things he said as a kid and laugh
They all definitely commit violence upon each other, especially after Christmas with the bonk stick
YES YES, them as kids is such a fun thing to think about
States as kids
Mass and Penn were bitters, you get too close and you got 50 unknown viruses聽
Jersey is a forest rat
York and Jersey would swim in the Hudson, no one knows how they are still alive
Texas, Mississippi, Alabama, and Oklahoma would go hunting together, yes they were about 8, what about it?
If Jersey talked too fast he would stutter or switch to either Dutch or Swedish, he wouldn鈥檛 notice the language switch until York told him
Florida and alligators, need I say more?
California was very food picky, most times Texas would cook something for him
York and Jersey would go between each others homes for dinner every weekend, York鈥檚 grandparents loved to introduce Jersey to different Italian foods, Jersey鈥檚 mothers would do the same to York but with Dutch and Swedish foods
Penn and Virginia would have other states watch Gov during the week, with Mass, Vermont, and Maine watching him on the weekends
Jersey and Del weren鈥檛 allowed alone, they would go onto boats and try to take them over, just two probably 7 year old's successfully taking over a British ship
Minnesota and Michigan would trick Wisconsin by swapping places, like the parent trap but with a fellow child and it鈥檚 just that child that would fall for it
Florida and Jersey would refuse to believe that English was a real language, when Louisiana came along, he too refused to believe it was real, Jersey was never able to convince Del that it wasn鈥檛 real but he was close
York and Jersey were inseparable when Jersey first met Mass and Penn, Jersey couldn鈥檛 really understood the English they spoke because accents so York acted as a sort of translator, translating English to different sounding English
I'll be honest, I could probably make this list way way longer but I think this is long enough, might do another list to get more of these down
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fellas with animal features: (so many flags-)
Alabama: Snake, Bald Eagle
Alaska: Black Eagle
Arkansas: Bald Eagle
California: California Grizzly Bear
Delaware: Cow
Hawaii: Phoenix
Idaho: Elk
Illinois: Bald Eagle
Indiana: Bison
Iowa: Bald Eagle
Louisiana: Pelican
Maine: Moose
Michigan: Elk, Deer, Bald Eagle
Minnesota: Horse
Mississippi: Bald Eagle
Missouri: Bald Eagle, Bear
Nevada: Horse
New Jersey: Horse
New Mexico: Bald Eagle
New York: Bald Eagle, Beaver
North Dakota: Bald Eagle
Oregon: Bald Eagle, Beaver
Pennsylvania: Bald Eagle, Horse
South Dakota: Cow
Utah: Bee, Bald Eagle
Vermont: Cow, Deer
Wisconsin: Badger
Wyoming: Bison
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Indiana: We should be more than friends
Alabama: ...Best friends?
Indiana: (dies inside)
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