#source: how to train your dragon

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: You have no idea what I’m capable of.

Yelena: Do not take this seriously, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

#kate bishop #kate bishop incorrect quotes #hawkeye #yelena belova #yelena belova incorrect quotes #black widow #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes #source: how to train your dragon

[cod-dump]

Price: What's going on?

Ghost: *currently being hugged by Gaz and Soap at the same time*

Gaz: It's called body heat management.

Soap: It's also called the Sergeant Sandwich, served cold.

Ghost: -_-

#submission #source: how to train your dragon #don’t worry price they’ll get you next #when you’re trying to work #call of duty #modern warfare #john price #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #incorrect quotes

[morganadeservedbetter]

Gwaine: [after Merlin falls on top of Arthur during training] Ooooh, love on the battlefield! Morgana, (mostly) joking: He [Merlin] could do better.

#bbc merlin #merlin #merlin emrys #incorrect quotes #arthur pendragon #king arthur #merthur #merlin x arthur #merlin bbc #prince arthur #good morgana #gwaine #sir gwaine #gwaine merlin #lady morgana #morgana #morgana pendragon #morgana and merlin #gwaine and merlin #source: how to train your dragon #morgana and arthur

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Elijah, looking for Kol and Y/n: Alright, where are they?.. I guess you just look for a fire or any other catastrophe and they'll be nearby.

@fitzs-trained-monkey @her-violent-delights

#source: how to train your dragon #poor elijah #the originals #kol mikaelson #tvd #tvdu #elijah mikaelson #the originals incorrect quotes #kol's last three braincells #kol mikaelson incorrect quote #kol mikaelson x reader

[incorrect-tbhk]

Aoi: Yashiro is cute. I think I’ll ask her out.

Teru: Be careful though. A relationship only brings pain and agony.

Akane: *smacks him*

Teru: See?

#source: how to train your dragon #tbhk #toilet bound hanako kun #incorrect quotes #tbhk incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes tbhk #aoi akane #akane aoi #teru minamoto #yashiro nene #aoinene #terukane

[middleearthmistress]

(The Fellowship leaves Rivendell)

Aragorn: No turning back.

Boromir: I hope I get some serious burns.

Gimli: I’m hoping for some mauling. Like, on my shoulder and lower back.

Legolas: Yeah. It's only fun if you get a scar out of it.

Frodo: Yeah, no kidding right? Pain. Love it!

#incorrect lotr quotes #source: how to train your dragon #aragorn #boromir #legolas #gimli #frodo baggins #fellowship of the ring

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Dazai : Aha! I got us out of this mess.

Chuuya : Yeah, but you also got us into it in the first place.

Dazai : Ah, details.

#bungou stray dogs #incorrect quotes #bungou stray dogs dazai #bungou stray dogs chuuya #bsd chuuya #soukoku #dazai osamu #bsd skk #incorrect bsd quotes #bsd dazai #chuuya nakahara #skk #dazai bsd #chuuya bsd #bsd #source: how to train your dragon #source: dragons: race to the edge #source: race to the edge #incorrect bungo stray dogs #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #bsd soukoku #soukouku #nakahara chuuya #chuuyabsd #chuuya #chuya nakahara

[incorrectgotgquotes]

Gamora: Let go of my shield!

Quill: There are a million shields! Take that one, it has a flower, girls like flowers…

Gamora: [hits Quill with the shield]

Gamora: Oops, this one has blood on it.

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #peter quill #gamora #source: how to train your dragon

[zootopiathingz]

Luigi: wait a minute, you don’t go TOWARDS the weird scary sound!

Mario: yes we do. We always do.

Luigi: I hate that about us.

#super mario bros #super mario bros movie #incorrect quotes #incorrect mario quotes #luigi #mario #source: how to train your dragon

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: You have no idea what I’m capable of! Peter: Don’t take it personally, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

#teen wolf #steter #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #peter hale #ian bohen #source: how to train your dragon

[callsign-bunnie]

Soap: Can I ask a stupid question?

Price: Better than anyone I know.

#submission #source: how to train your dragon #price cod #john price #soap cod #John Soap Mactavish #call of duty #incorrect cod quotes

[cod-dump]

Graves: *clutches chest* What's that I'm feeling? Ugh, what is that?? Must be guilt. Blegh! Ooh, I do not like that.

#submission #source: how to train your dragon #graves: wait… feelings? EWWW #call of duty #modern warfare #phillip graves #incorrect quotes

[morganadeservedbetter]

Arthur: [punches Merlin] That's for scaring me! Merlin: Oh wha- wait, what is it always going to be this way? 'Cause… [Arthur grabs him and kisses him] Merlin: …I could get used to it.

#bbc merlin #merlin #merlin emrys #incorrect quotes #king arthur #merthur #merlin bbc #arthur pendragon #merlin x arthur #prince arthur #emrys #court sorcerer merlin #source: how to train your dragon

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Elijah: All right, look. Freya and I have to go check on something in the French Quarter. I need the rest of you to stay here and help Rebekah make sure Finn doesn't get himself killed. *leaves*

Klaus: What'd he say?

Kol: Make sure Finn gets killed.

Klaus: Copy that.

#source: how to train your dragon #elijah mikaelson #klaus mikaelson #kol mikaelson #freya mikaelson #finn mikaelson #rebekah mikaelson #the originals #the originals incorrect quotes

[incorrecthifirush]

Peppermint: Chai, if you ever want to get out there to fight Vandelay, you need to stop all... this.

Chai: But you just pointed to all of me.

Peppermint: Yes, that's it! Stop being all of you.

#hi-fi rush #Chai #Peppermint #source: how to train your dragon

[wolfblood-of-anubis]

Alfie: Wait a minute, you don't go

TOWARDS the weird scary sound!

Fabian: Yes we do. We always do.

Alfie: I hate that about us.

#alfie needs a break #source: how to train your dragon #alfie lewis #fabian rutter #hoa #house of anubis