#source: door monster

[random-ish-incorrect-quotes]

Courier Six: I’ve learned some very important lessons from this.

Arcade: I’m guessing they’re horrible distortions on the actual lessons you should have taken away.

Courier Six: Death isn’t real and I’m basically God.

#Source: Door Monster #incorrect quotes #fallout new vegas incorrect quotes #courier six #arcade gannon

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Edwin: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Jaheira: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Edwin: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

#source: door monster #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #jaheira #edwin odesseiron

[the-black-bulls]

[Charmy returned from her secret soul-searching journey in Land of Sun]

Charmy: I learned some very valuable lessons from my journey.

Yami: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Charmy: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

#if you know you know #black clover #charmy pappitson #yami sukehiro #black clover incorrect quotes #source: door monster #charmy #yami #the black bulls #50

[ladymiraclewings]

Luz Noceda: King, have you ever considered that just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should. King Clawthorne: But I want to, and now the cops won’t stop me. Luz Noceda: Wow, that was a deeply terrifying sentence.

#the owl house #the owl house incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #toh incorrect quotes #luz noceda #luz #king clawthorne #king #source: door monster

[l-thefriendlyghost]

Dewey: okay I'm going to run at you jump over this chair and "stab" in the neck

Dewey: make sure and fall down this time

Louie: I'd rather you just stab me for real

~~~

Scrooge: stop trying to take all my money

Goldie: I didn't want it to go to waste if you weren't using it.

Scrooge: I am using it… I'm literally always using it.

Goldie: sounds to me like you have a spending problem.

~~~

Huey: that's not how color blindness works

Dewey: Yes it is think about it!

Huey: yep I am thinking about it.

Dewey: then stop thinking about it whichever one you're doing do the opposite

~~~

Della: I know people are like 95% water

Donald: that's jellyfish

Della: I'm a soda person I have soda blood

~~~

Scrooge: I'm not immortal!

Beakley: I'm not arguing with you

Scrooge: okay I'm immortal

Beakley: I knew it

~~~

Launchpad: I just black out super hard and forgot all my training

#dewey duck #huey duck #louie duck #huey dewey louie #donald duck #della duck #scrooge mcduck #goldie o'gilt #mrs beakley #launchpad mcquack #ducktales #ducktales 2017 #ducktales incorrect quotes #source: youtube #source: door monster #i forgot i made this so figured id post it

[batimshiptposts]

Joey: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Henry: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Joey: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

#batim #bendy and the ink machine #joey drew #henry stein #source: door monster

[incorrectvikings]

Ivar: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Ubbe: I’m guessing they’re all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should have taken away?

Ivar: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God!

#source: door monster #ivar the boneless #ubbe ragnarsson #vikings #vikings series

[fistfuloflightning]

Feanor: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Fingolfin: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Feanor: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

#feanor #fingolfin #the silmarillion #incorrect quotes #source: door monster

[incorrectforgottencity]

Sentius: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Proserpina: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Sentius: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

#sentius #proserpina #the forgotten city #incorrect quotes #spoilers #source: door monster

[spiltinksky]

Jeonghan: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Jisoo: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Jeonghan: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

#jeonghan #jisoo #joshua #seventeen #svt #incorrect quotes #kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect seventeen #incorrect svt #incorrect svt quotes #source: door monster

[very-correct-tf2-quotes]

Medic: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Engineer: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Medic: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #medic tf2 #tf2 medic #engineer tf2 #tf2 engineer #source: door monster

[incorrectavengersalliance]

#incorrect quotes #avengers alliance #maa #domino #deadpool #x force #source: door monster #marvel

[incorrecteachers1984]

Eddie: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Alex: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Eddie: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

#eddie pilikian #alex jurel #Ralph Macchio #Nick Nolte #teachers 1984 #source: door monster #this guy's dead. / really? how can queue tell?

[correct-shatter-quotes]

Yuki: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Felix: I'm guessing they're all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've learned.

Yuki: Death isn't real and I'm basically god.

#persona shatter #persona oc #yuki kanai #felix velvetroom #source: door monster

[heavymetalivneedle]

Pig Destroyer — Hyperviolet

#pig destroyer #sources: #sharp objects (2018) #kittie - charlotte (2000) #a girl walks home alone at night (2014) #amc interview with the vampire (2022) #amc iwtv #bones and all (2022) #ginger snaps 2000 #suspiria (2018) #may (2002) #ashamed (2010) #killing eve (2018) #vamp 1986 #jinjer - perennial (2019) #avatar - a secret door (2020) #jennifer's body (2009) #monster (2003) #pink flamingos (1972) #multiple maniacs (1970) #american vampires (2001) #american mary (2012) #otep live on robb's metalworks 2002 #slc punk! (1998) #'my post' #grindcore #hyperviolet

[weirdkev27]

Grandma Stuffum:Bye children. I’ll be here listening to my tunes. *roles up the window and turns on the car radio*

Car Radio: We were all put on this Earth to suffer

We each have our own private pain

We must pass this pain onto our brother

A never-ending cycle starts again

#grandma stuffum #codename kids next door #incorrect knd quotes #source: monsters university #gwar