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batimshiptposts · 5 months
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Sammy: Do you want coffee? There is a right answer.
Wally: Uh- yes. No! Maybe?
Sammy: The answer was just picking an answer, sticking to it and not sounding like a marble-mouthed dunce.
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batimshiptposts · 5 months
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Joey: I'm queer as in gay, yes, but also queer as in really very peculiar.
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batimshiptposts · 5 months
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Wally: Uh, well, you know how sometimes there'll be a pack of coyotes that are feasting on a rabbit? And there's always one small runt of a coyote that's being kept from the meal?
Grant: Yes?
Wally: Well, I'm like the rabbit.
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batimshiptposts · 5 months
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Henry: Could I please have your undivided attention.
Wally: Best I can do is 2/5ths.
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batimshiptposts · 6 months
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HO HELLO I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU I JUST FOUND YOUR ACCOUNT AND I LOVE IT YOU KNOW THEM OH YOU GET THEM !!!!!
THEY ALL WPULD FUCKING SAY THAT !!!!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME YOUHAVE NO IDEA
HI THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! IT MEANS A LOT TO SEE PEOPLE ENJOY THIS SILLY BLOG even if I haven't done much with it lately (little motivation) AND I AM SENDING YOU A LETTER WITH A HEART ON IT THAT READS "he WOULD fucking say that!!!" WITH A PICTURE OF JOEY DREW ON THE GROUND, UNCONSCIOUS, AND HENRY STANDING OVER HIM WITH A BASEBALL BAT <3
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batimshiptposts · 8 months
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Wally: Preferred pronouns?
Sammy: Don't talk about me.
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batimshiptposts · 8 months
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Sammy: Jack and I are so in sync we finish each other's…
Jack: [Staring into space]
Sammy: Ssssss…
Jack: [snapping back to reality] SomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME-
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batimshiptposts · 8 months
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Allison: Kill them with kindness!
Henry: That’s very nice of you, Allison.
Tom: Not really.
Tom: “Kindness” is what she named her sword.
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batimshiptposts · 8 months
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I swear I'm not dead I'm just Having A Time Of It
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batimshiptposts · 10 months
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Wally: i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty
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batimshiptposts · 11 months
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Henry: What the hell is your problem?
Joey: Was that rhetorical or do you legitimately want to discuss my flaws? Cause I'm happy to have that conversation.
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batimshiptposts · 11 months
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Wally: Hey, can I get a ride home, please? It's less than half an hour from here.
Sammy: Normally I would say no... so that's what I'm gonna do. Bye.
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batimshiptposts · 11 months
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Guys. Guys, we did it. We hit more than 1000 followers!!!
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batimshiptposts · 11 months
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Henry: Is it just me, or do all of your plans involve some horrible web of lies?
Joey: It's just you.
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batimshiptposts · 11 months
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Of course I've gone mad with power! You ever try going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you.
- Joey, probably
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batimshiptposts · 11 months
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Joey: Have I gone too far?
Henry: Oh, no, no.
Henry: You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.
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batimshiptposts · 11 months
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Joey: Okay I can’t be bothered to learn all your names so I’m gonna call all the guys Jack and all the girls Jill
Jack: Jack is actually my name
Joey: Then out of fairness to the others, you will be Slagathor.
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